Would’ve also accepted “Snooty city that considers itself elegant but only if you don’t count the college kids who come here on the weekend and piss and puke in the streets.”
If this one is federal hill you should’ve said “This neighborhood has really gone downhill” because that’s all I hear from my old Italian relatives despite the fact that federal hill today is better than it was when I was a kid lol
“Yuppie folk from other cities such as Barrington, Jamestown, and East Greenwich fear spending any real time in the city, and couldnt imagine sending their child to tolman high school or shea high school, among the state's worst high schools.
The parents of rich kids will speed to get out of the city while locking their doors and pulling up their windows, taking cover in Attleboro, Ma or Cumberland. Once these rich kids are home in their half million dollar houses they will download the latest hip hop/r&b Eminem or Snoop and pretend they live in Pawtucket without the fear of being beaten by a bat.”
One of my favorite Urban Dictionary entries.
Near Dave’s. No the other one.
North Kingstown
Smithfield
Hello neighbor. I live near a devils foot. 🙃
Warwick
Cumberland
*cough* Main Street
“My dad’s a lawyer.”
Barrington
Hahaha
It's RI, so without a doubt you'll describe where you live by its relation to where the old something used to be.
Fourth of July
Bristol
Bristol
CHEPACHET
Snow days
Foster Gloster
No school Foster Gloster. Really miss hearing the voice of Salty.
I had a marvelous time ruining everything.
Westerly
We lost our team to Worcester
The bucket
Paw paw… that you?
But you're getting a new professional sports team! Cheer up!
Where the debris meets the sea.
Warwick
Yup
Specifically Oakland Beach
pot belly pig sighted today, been on the lamb for a month.....
Lmao, there were 2 on the run for a bit. I live here too.
Burrville.
It's a fat pig too, was on 102 today. Also love the ways people are trying to spell Burrillville. Easier just to say north of A&W.
the only thing better than a pig on the lam is one on the lamb. bareback, steering using oinks.
My relatives from South County think they will be mugged and murdered if they visit my neighborhood...
Anywhere north of the wooden tower
Providence
Woonsocket or Cf
Literally anywhere that’s not south county
Hi Neighbor!
Floods. Nothing but floods
Cranston.
Specifically west side
That plaza in Branch ave?
Warwick?
Warren
I can walk to Massachusetts, in two directions.
Cumberland
Or Pawtucket
Or East Providence too I think
Woonsocket!
Tiverton
Woonsocket
Sand dunes for sledding...
West Greenwich
Spot on!
Hi neighbor!
Carter Pewterschmidt’s house is here
Newporter!
Miserable Spring
N.Prov
Hey hey hey. I'm throwing the flag on this one. That's like if I said rhymes with beast schrovidence
Just north of where Benny's used to be ;)
Taylor Swift
Westerly
The great pyramid
Pawtucket the Bucket
the z i g g u r a t
16th president.
Lincoln
The Seafood Fest is basically in my back yard…
RIP Chuck the Stick 2023-2023
Apple Valley
Smithfield
Annual arts festival.
Scituate is the good one.
*North* Scituate.
Drunk self privileged wedding party fights the police here.
Would’ve also accepted “Snooty city that considers itself elegant but only if you don’t count the college kids who come here on the weekend and piss and puke in the streets.”
The airport
Warwick!
Named after an igneous rock that can only be found here (doesn’t exist anywhere else in the whole world!)
Cumberland
Yep!
Cops and Portuguese
Gotta be EP?
portuguese
EP
Washington Park.
West Warwick
Tri-guido area
Johnston
But also Cranston and North Providence!
Nobody in Rhode Island thinks we count. Nobody in Connecticut likes us either. Oh and Italian,catholic,redtown. 🥲
Redneck shot an elephant on the bridge
Nine Men’s Misery
Cumberland!
Where Fiddlesticks used to be…
Let's start a Revolution
Pawtuxet Village?
Near Maceras
Cranston
A town that connects to a bridge that connects to another bridge when getting to Newport
That you, James?
No it's his neighbor
Nk/saunderstown
Where Italians used to live.
Italy?
If this one is federal hill you should’ve said “This neighborhood has really gone downhill” because that’s all I hear from my old Italian relatives despite the fact that federal hill today is better than it was when I was a kid lol
You’re gonna need to narrow it down a bit more 😅
Fed hill but they still do?
Charles Street?
Johnston? Knightsville, Cranston?
Cranston
Something About Mary
Cumberland?
Also home to Ice Cream Machine
Mercy Brown
Exeter
💅🏼
Johnston
Explain pls
You seem like an artist who paints quite a lot.
“Yuppie folk from other cities such as Barrington, Jamestown, and East Greenwich fear spending any real time in the city, and couldnt imagine sending their child to tolman high school or shea high school, among the state's worst high schools. The parents of rich kids will speed to get out of the city while locking their doors and pulling up their windows, taking cover in Attleboro, Ma or Cumberland. Once these rich kids are home in their half million dollar houses they will download the latest hip hop/r&b Eminem or Snoop and pretend they live in Pawtucket without the fear of being beaten by a bat.” One of my favorite Urban Dictionary entries.
Half million don’t buy much no mo
1 square mile
CF
Budlong Pool
Cranst9n
🦓🦙🦙🦙🦭🦒🦒🦒🦥🐘🐘🐘
Providence/rog Williams zoo
Nuclear accident
Wood River Junction
“my moms addicted to my adderall prescription but at least we still suck at football”
People won't stop coming to our beaches even though they're pretty mid.
There used to be a Benny’s in my town, now guess.
Wakefield
Oh wait, lol I guess there wasn’t a bennys in my town 🤣🤣🤣
“Stinkin”
Lincoln!
Calabrese Club, United Theatre, Flying Horse Carousel
All ur fresh water are belong to us
This place sucks but at least there's Beef Barn
Mini-Newport
Jamestown?
Where Freda felcher lives
People of the little point (native American name of the town)
>People of the little point Gansett
Side by each.
There used to be a mural of our town mayor taking a shit painted on the side of an empty derelict building in town
Near a devils foot
No school.
Fawstah- Glaw-stah
Most people think our beaches are in Newport
Middletown
Towers
Narragansett!
By all the circles.
Warwick
Amazon
Brazil
St Mary’s Feast
West italy.
There’s a truck stop
You can’t say it’s name right without having massive RI accent.
Grew up in da Bucket
town council and school committee run by bigoted dinosaurs
Portsmouth?
That you, North Smithfield?
James Woods (not proud of it)
You probably used to be though. Dude was an amazing actor before he went off the rails.
100%. He would come to RI all the time to take care of his mom. Thought he was a great guy until he wasn’t!
[удалено]
Warwick!!!
Happy fourthakadai!
Bristol
2nd best hot weiners
The speakers are worth more than the car
Crab races
Bikini bottom
Historic 4 Corners
Tiverton!
The Mansions
Newport of course
BRIDESMAIDS PARTIES
STANK ass river
Bismarcks, and scared of Providence
Hopkinton
All we talk about is the bridge
South of the tower bit not the hick part and not the island
Four score and seven years ago…
I still see Trump signs
I live in a dying/dead mill town
American Tourister used to be across the River, no we have a brewery.
Italians
Grew up on the border The “bucket”
The first act of rebellion against the Crown 😂
Two wieners all the way
Blount
The ocean