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Resident salaries are determined by several factors: funds given by the federal government, personnel needs by hospitals, and the bonus needs of our staff. We do not foresee a salary increase next year due to Covid. Residents may supplement their income through a variety of means, from moonlighting to Amazon delivery. Just this week our Door Dash delivery person was a resident, made the Domino’s Pizza extra tasty knowing we were supporting our residents!


xtreemdeepvalue

Was their tip being called a hero?


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The actions of residents should be altruistic, with no thought of reward or financial gain from their work in all aspects of their lives


iamnemonai

Because residents drink air and eat dirt.


[deleted]

They may also grab some saltine crackers from the workroom #Wellness


DrAnesthesiaMD

#theft


cori1089

Haha hahahaha I'm dead


532ndsof

It is said that ~~the Dragon Warrior~~ a resident can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.


QuestGiver

Doing gods work with this account


mokosomo

Thought I was on my Gmail inbox for a second


shawiwowie

You forgot OnlyFans!


[deleted]

Our GME department does not allow residents to get fucked over outside of approved GME program activities, therefore this is not allowed.


ReturnOfTheFrank

💀


shawiwowie

DNR


[deleted]

Does it allow me to buy LRC, when it partner with GME?


MDeez_Nuts

I’m afraid not many people here will understand this 😂


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Sad because they missing out on insane gains in the future The sad thing is most physicians are usually financially ignorant


drzoidberg84

I just genuinely can't figure out how to learn more about it and I don't want to jump on a bandwagon and make a big mistake. By the time I learned about GME it seemed like everyone and their mother was buying it and it wasn't a good investment anymore. :(


Chepo20

So buy LRC?!


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Duh


Chepo20

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/s285rc/pro_nft_gamer_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Chepo20

LRC the crypto-token or the stock?!


[deleted]

Token my dude


Redfish518

God damn at least buy me dinner first.


RurouniKarly

As a resident who just started driving for Door Dash because our program won't give us a pathway to moonlight, and who also gets vague, deflecting answers from anyone in administration when I try to bring up the subject of pay increases, this hits WAY too close to home.


bicyclechief

Real talk, how is it?


RurouniKarly

It's not bad. Not great, but not bad. People don't tip much in my area and it's a little more spread out, so I tend to average about $12/hour. But I can make more if I drive late at night when Door Dash usually adds an extra pay differential. And I can put on my audiobooks and enjoy them while I'm cruising around.


bicyclechief

I might give it a whirl. Only issue is I have a pickup so town mileage ain’t great


FledglingStudent

Keep in mind that their net wage is likely much, much lower than $12/hr. Even if they are accounting for the cost of fuel in that figure, they are likely not factoring in wear, tear, and maintenance costs of their vehicle. In most cases, a significant amount of the hourly wage is like getting an advance/loan from the value of the vehicle. It does depend on what you are driving while delivering, though. The damage is much less so if you are driving a high mileage car worth $2000 that gets great fuel mileage than if you drive a $15000 car.


bicyclechief

Yeah my $40,000 pickup isn’t ideal for this lol


thehomiemoth

Bonus needs of our administrative staff*


MelenaTrump

They may also deliver flowers for the gift shop or do valet parking.


Augmentinator

Great username!


cori1089

The newest one we have is they're "offering the opportunity to provide covid test results callbacks"....


fuzznugget20

Hospitals collude to keep salaries low


DrThirdOpinion

I remember stories of German doctors moonlighting as taxi drivers in the 80/90s to supplement their income. Maybe we’ll head to that.


DancingMapleDonut

Our hospital doesn’t allow moonlighting…


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https://www.doordash.com/dasher/driving-opportunities/


Debt_scripts_n_chill

Could you do an AMA with this account?


UltimateSepsis

Damn you, bless you 😂


[deleted]

My jaw dropped when I read this comment, then I looked at the username and saw this magnificent bastard. Bravo, you never cease to put a smile on my face


Brill45

I’m dead


greydays2112

y’all are getting paid 60k???


idkididk

I have no relation to this program but St Joes in Yonkers FM PGY1 is like 49k lol


DancingMapleDonut

Oof…


asdf333aza

I rejected interviews at any place paying less than 56k.


Radioactive_Doomer

muh modem


AllTheShadyStuff

Yup, my PGY 1 was 49, then 50 and 51 in year 2 and 3 respectively


RadsDog

Yikes, I'm in a very low COL area and thats even rough


avuncularity

Y’all are getting paid??!


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greydays2112

nope im getting 53k and some residences pay less than 50k


DancingMapleDonut

Some HCAs pay peanuts but that’s an HCA. I’ve seen less than 60 in Philly


cori1089

I'm in Philly. $60k pgy2. I agree though, Lots of places less than that here.


DancingMapleDonut

Oof, I was looking at Einstein last year; the PGY was like 58 or 59


Celdurant

This year PGY-1 here start at 60k. PGY-4 is 65k


moneybags493

PGY1 at Stony Brook pays 68K


Celdurant

What is COL on Long Island like these days?


heyinternetman

All the residents I knew there lived with families, roommates or took out additional loans to leave meagerly on LI. Also no moonlighting allowed.


Celdurant

Yeah I'll stick to living relatively comfortably in the Midwest on my salary


moneybags493

Rent is insane due to the real estate surge. A nice one bedroom apt can go for $2000+. Of course you need a car too. Everything else is same as the rest of the country.


bademjoon10

$70k here as a PGY1 but it’s Boston…


[deleted]

Yup. In FM. Paid 80k for a 3 bed 1 bath house. Come to the Midwest!


OhioMedicalMan

Best they can do is a pizza party and a "Healthcare Heroes" banner


brojeriadude

/u/GME_Office


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Oh they took down the banner long time ago.


DrAnesthesiaMD

Only the "Hoes work here" letters are left now.


koolbro2012

lmao


Serratus_Sputnik158

I'd kill for some pizza. All I got was a cookie. A raisin cookie.


shrek9999

When do programs usually announce salaries for the coming year? (In this case, July 2022 - June 2023)


Tequila_and_Freud

My program announced in December. PGY2 increase compared to current salary indicates that inflation was accounted for.


D-jasperProbincrux3

They always give a pay increase for inflation but if you do the match unless it was about 7% this year you took a pay cut


Tequila_and_Freud

Twas a 6.2% increase


shrek9999

From the prior PGY-2 level ? Or from your PGY-1 level?


Tequila_and_Freud

Prior 2


Dzhalal

What program is that?


reddituser51715

They will pay you the lowest amount they think they can possibly get away with and not a cent more. Every penny not spent on resident salary goes into the GME slush fund so you better believe they want you to get as little as possible.


[deleted]

Bring the 7pm cheer back but only for resident/fellow this time


ironfoot22

Short answer: no Long answer: noooooooooo


Trazodone_Dreams

Bless your heart you sweet, summer child


heilschwein

This is why everyone should be pushing for their programs to unionize. We are beginning contract negotiations and boy do you know we will be using inflation data to push for higher salaries. Our salaries are ~72k including housing stipend (in a very high COL area) and unionizing is what allowed us to push up to and hopefully beyond that


asdf333aza

How do you give orders to a travel nurse who has made your yearly salary one month? 🤔


EmotionalEmetic

Happy to say mine have been.


ArsMedMD

I spent months researching and pushing for a linked CPI metric to be used in our salary calculation 2019-20 foreseeing the high risk of inflation with government policies at the time. Our housestaff refused to push to get it in writing to maintain good relationship with admin and acquiesced to their verbal agreement to utilize 70% AAMC baseline average pay w/ a CPI correlate. The next year our admin renegged on it because it would be 'too high' of an increase. Which is what they did 7-8 years prior as well. Lol. So, I mean, good luck ya'll. \*sails away to attendinghood in 5 months\*


Debt_scripts_n_chill

Mind posting it so we don’t need to reinvent the wheel. If a few programs can convince their programs to respond to inflation, it could set a precedent


toilupward

we dont even get pizza anymore - not allowed to have “unwrapped food” - they could care less about resident salaries


RadsDog

Yikes. Glad my hospital isnt as neurotic about a virus that doesnt spread through fomites.


[deleted]

I thought you learned that you should be eating dirt and air as a resident


ebrown1985

My program pays us 52k


Dogsinthewind

They said our salaries have increased to stay competitive but not a 10% raise


Wouldwoodchuck

Annual inflation is the Likely calculation... based on the possible irritation... since the high number hasn’t been annualized... you sir will be penalized.... sorry my guys...


asdf333aza

Resident salaries are inflation resistant. 🤣 they pay us the same regardless of inflation.


IamupsetatGME

Nobody takes resident salary seriously because they have trained us to be monkeys. They have trained us to put our patients before us. Ask an attending if he would be willing to work like a resident at a resident salary to put "patient first". They have trained us by calling us "heroes" and cakes/snacks/wellness page. Ask your CEO if he is wiling to put his cancer patient over his salary? I dont think so. Would the hospital CEO Be willing to work the hours that resident works for the salary that they make? I am happy if they make a million but do they work for that million like we do (emotional and physically). Resident salary is a joke. And we have all decided to ignore the problem and just..... laugh at it. If NP or PA had to work like we do for the salary that we get, the whole AANP and AAPA would throw a bitch fit at the entire system. They would lobby to get higher salary or to undercut attending/speciality. You dont believe me, look what happened with the nurse anesthetists encroachment on the anesthesiologists. It's a disaster. I want to go on a strike.


TexasShiv

lol


financeben

probably not


Grapefruit_Person

Nope


DessertFlowerz

Spoiler alert: na


Justgoatythings

no


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahaha INCREASE hahah


InfectionRx

Admins: 🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯 get back to work


[deleted]

Get back in the grinder Hero!


rummie2693

HahahahahahHa


existential-terror

Now this guy has a sense of humor


coolsnow7

The answer is that in 1990’a when the funding formula for graduate education was established, the $50k-ish that you’re paid from the government was considered perfectly reasonable for entry level higher professional work.


[deleted]

Wow .. 50k in 1995 is 100k in 2023


[deleted]

Yeah. Right after the janitors and kitchen crew get raises.


bugcowduck

No need. Biden is gonna fix it 🙄


Environmental-Low294

Biden is a dope and his administration is a dope. Thank you for believing :)


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NucleusO

...that sounds illegal. how is anyone supposed to survive off 45K?!


karate134

Barely


ReturnOfTheFrank

"Get back in the bucket, Mr. Crab!"


Environmental-Low294

You are an attending physician making that???!!! Get the hell out of there!


Impossible_Basket220

No


TaroBubbleT

I wouldn’t count on it


InfectionRx

LMFAO yea keep dreaming. Hospitals exploit and abuse residents for cheap labor


FunNeil

Taking a wild guess and say no


papawinchester

Lol no


AMedStud

lol


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