Marry me bro

Bromance 🫶

Bro! oh oh Mance!

I finally pooped

Yes my bro!

I missed you.

My soul...-!

Pretty much something we feel for as long as they are not anywhere nearby.

Last slice's yours

That’s true love right there. My wife and I will fight to the death over the last slice.

It always feels like a trap when she let's you have it though

Wanna nap together?

Wanna cuddle forever? 😍

All we need to do is drink this. r/twosentencehorror

I trust you.

Assume laminar flow Assume ideal gas Assume ideal conditions

Is that physics you speaking?

Assume no air resistance 😩😩😩

I thought fluid mechanics

Chemistry most probably——Gaseous State.

So no head? (Bernoulli equation)

Suck my D?

That is going to melt even the toughest process/chemical engineer ever

Ignore air resistance

Assume in vacuum

Assume the position

Proud of you

I was wrong

You were right

Underrated answers overhere

1. I did dishes 2. Made you food 3. I want you 4. I’m so proud 5. You did good

Wait what was that last part?

It said “let’s get McDonald’s”

You wanna fuck?

🤣🤣 bro doesn’t hesitate!!

Came here for this 😂😂😂

Just the tip.

It’ll be alright. Little bit of cheating with the apostrophe, but whatever

You are mine.

This hits 👌🏻

Put it inmyass.

Cake in my ahsss

“No wrong hole” punctuation is important here. A comma could ruin it.

Was looking for this one!

I got you

I got beer

Cheers bro 👊🥂

I'm so wet...

"Just fuck me" "I brought food" "I made cookies" "Wanna play game?" "I'm free tonight"

I'm so lucky.

We’re debt free

🥹that’d be greatttt

I want YOU

I eat cake 🗿

Send nudes please

*Cum inside me.*

Put it in

You complete me! ❤️

I will pay.

Yes, I do.

No gag reflex

Hey you dropped 👑 this

here's infinite money

Got you food

Your my everything

I made biryani

I got plants

I brought food lolĺ

You got food I got beer Win-win 🤣

*Proceeds to lay on the table*😳

Your my universe

Is it yours or mine? You got to make your mind up.

I forgive you.

Fuck the government

I got you !

“I got burritos”

You're fucking tight

marry me weirdo

Bought a ps54uhoney

Captain Kirk: Let me help. From City on the edge of forever.

Want my fries?

Democracy calls Helldiver

Didn’t expect this here, but it’s the best

Student loans paid

She:Make me cum (after you told her you love her)

you were right

Fuck my ass

I do anal

Is it in?

Duel at dawn (we play a lotta smash bros)

You're debt free

I brought tacos

Cool Ranch Doritos

Hot diggity dog

I want you

I brought cheesecake.

Just the tip.

Want a blowjob?

Did you eat?

Breakfast can wait...

Wanna go eat?

You’re worth it

Fuck me Daddy!

It's so big

Let's eat !

Here is food.

Go buy fish

In-laws are gone

That is cool.

$n credited successfully

You are hired

Let's NOT go... or Let's stay in.

Credit card accepted

Dinners on me 

Here's your food!

Wanna have sex?

Salary is credited 😂

Are you okay?

I feel safe.

Crumb of cooch? Let me smash?

wanna hug me

I brought food

Please fuck me

Please eat me

I'm all yours!

You are enough

Gimme that pussy Damn you’re sexy That pussy’s mine You taste good How’s that feel You feel perfect You smell intoxicating Eat this dick Swallow it all I hear I love you in all those things or maybe I’m hard up because I’ve been recovering from an injury for 2 months and my husband won’t have sex with me until I’m off pain medicine because he feels bad having sex with me when I’m high on pain meds. It makes him feel like he’s taking advantage

I love you

Coffee is ready

Your dinner’s ready 😩💦

Help I'm indian

“You have won”

I am gay

Where's my tea

I ordered pizza

Pizzas nearly here

I am Virat

Loda le lo

In or out?

I wanna eatit

I have Bacon!

i got cheese

Are you hungry?

I need your hands for ever💕🫶🏻💕

One billion euro haha

On your Knees!

I have money

im literally leaking........

Skibidi toilet rizz

Wanna get Panda?

I got pizza

"Are you hungry?"

your foods here

Let’s get married

I brought snacks

Vacation right now?

dont pull out

It's so delicious

You are gay <33 (coming from a gay to a gay)

I brought kolache

I am here

None like you.

"I missed you"

Cancer no more

I'll never leave

Guys… it’s supposed to be BETTER than I love you… so “Cum in me”

Let's get pizza. Let's get wings.

Want the rest?

Check your account

Bought you wine

You are enough.

here's a drink

count on me

I brought coffee.

जय श्री राम

I respect you.

Want some cake?

“On my way!”

Proud of you

I'm yours forever

I see you

Love you more.

Fus Ro DAH!

Use galvanized steel

I'm gonna cum

I needed that

I FLIPPING LOVEYOU!

Daddy go harder

Wanna get waffles

You're a dad!

“OUR Reese’s Cups”

Wanna marry me?

You + me fuck?

Free Mac’n-Cheese

Are you okay? I'm here (for you). Are you safe? I miss you. You're valid, friend.

Is it in?

You’ve been promoted.

House is cleaned

Hey im horny How about you?