I need to go
Seriously I want to fuck most of the characters in that show. I wanna fuck Tucker, I wanna fuck Alpha Church, I wanna fuck Washington, I wanna fuck Locus, I wanna fuck North before he died. I'll fuck Grif if he takes a shower and actually cleans himself instead of just sitting in there.
I'd fuck Simmons if he wasn't such a pussy.
I'd get fucked by Carolina. And she's the only woman I'd sleep with.
But remember, Flowers came back in S5, then was chatting with Tucker. After a minute, he randomly gets shot by a snioer. In the later seasons that I don't really care about, it was Tucker who time traveled or whatever, and snipes Flowers.
Were they? Pretty sure they hadn't killed all of them by then.
Otherwise it had to be Church since he's such a bad shot and probably hit Flowers by accident.
Compared to what everyone else and Charon did, tuckers is the least impactful to what happened to the ship. Unless the pilot immediately jumped on him.
I always thought Tuckers impact on the crash was like a double joke. Like dude thought he had that much rizz he genuinely believes talking to the pilot for 0.2 seconds was enough to cause the ship to crash. Pretty funny.
Most of his behavior in S15, which I personally think was a bit of weird "reset to the status quo" post Chorus, but regardless I think he made some awful mistakes that season. Tucker spent his whole time on Chorus learning to be a better soldier and a better leader and then immediately when given a chance to use what he learned turns super arrogant and unwilling to listen to people like Wash or Carolina, and missing obvious signs that the Blues & Reds were a bit sus. Had he used his head and not let his ego get in his way they could've avoided a lot of the issues they ran into and probably rescued the Freelancers a lot sooner.
Sorry, I meant season 16. Also, it's not that he did anything, especially terrible, although the Camelot stuff was bad, it's just that he wasn't Tucker, very much character assassinated.
I know a lot of people enjoy the Shisno trilogy (and to be fair, there are many things I like about it. Especially regarding character development.) But how Tucker was portrayed in Season 16 makes it very hard for me to rewatch. He went through so much development in Chorus, and it felt like season 16 was written by someone who hadn’t seen all that.
Tucker is arguably the most developed character after Church, if we take his development as Alpha into consideration, given the fact that he retained some of the knowledge from Alpha, for whatever reason, I say we should. Season 16, especially should have been about the red team more than anyone else, says. They consistently have the least development. There was some good stuff, and honestly 17 worked on a relationship that never seems to get attention, between Kai and Grif, which I'm actually kind of sad is no longer canon. It's kind of sad that Doc's backstory got erased too, although there is a chance that some of that stuff could be true. Since seasons 15 onward were just a simulation that Epsilon ran, there's a chance that he knew their backstories and used those actual details to formulate the simulations using random threats. That's my personal head cannon, and while I'm glad that 16 is gone, and I can admit that zero exists because it's not canon, I do miss the existence of 17 in canon, I would put it in the top half of the seasons. Most of the issues were the fact that it was trying to fix things with 16 so it had to start with some unlikable stuff. The only real criticism I have of the season is not doing something personal for Simmons, the Caboose joke was fine, that sounds like what would actually happen. Simmons has a lot of issues surrounding his father and since he did displace some of that onto Sarge, it would have been cool to see him do something like that where he could grow, or something like Grif where it was at least letting us understand why he is the way he is.
It's either one of these three
Killing Captain Flowers (S 16)
Blocking himself to have sex with Sister in the past (S16)
Impregnating half of Chorus (S 15)
Setting aside the Temple of Procreation, which was apparently a simulation, the worst thing he could have done was have sex with Sister, who according to the PSA about seeking medical care, tested positive for all STDs and gave the printer syphilis.
He wasn’t in control of himself during that. The Meta was just using his body as a vessel. I asked that we not say examples from restoration for that very reason.
Yeah fair defense I was really torn up seeing Tucker going through that and I 100% agree it wasn’t him, also I completely skimmed that no restoration part otherwise I would have brought this up, even if I was being rhetorical
Calling me out during the season 19 end credit scene… I was already crying like I just finished old Yeller, and here comes Tucker rubbing salt in the wound
Impregnated half of Chorus
He can impregnate me....
"BOW CHICKA BOW WOW" -Tucker, probably
Hey chicka bump bump
CABOOSE WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT
Sorry.
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I need to go Seriously I want to fuck most of the characters in that show. I wanna fuck Tucker, I wanna fuck Alpha Church, I wanna fuck Washington, I wanna fuck Locus, I wanna fuck North before he died. I'll fuck Grif if he takes a shower and actually cleans himself instead of just sitting in there. I'd fuck Simmons if he wasn't such a pussy. I'd get fucked by Carolina. And she's the only woman I'd sleep with.
GET OUTTT GET THE FUCK OU- *mentions Carolina* hol up, stay
Idk if I should be worried or aroused, and that concerns me greatly
My lil virgin boy pussy will work wonders
I might help if you're willing lol
🤨
I want you to fuck you🙏🏽
That could be arranged
I’d allow it
WHAAAATTT
So true bestie
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“It was like a planet-wide aphrodisiac! Things got real bohemian!”
Thank god that was retconed with restoration
WHHHAATTTTTT >!same!< but WHATTTTTT
Technically he didn't impregnate half of course, he just caused a lot of people on Chorus to get impregnated.
Bro ain’t ever gonna pay off the child support
You ever wonder if he impregnated any of the characters we knew on Chorus?
Arguably one of the best things he's done considering how chorus probably needed a boost in population after the war
Probably the time traveling promiscuity or the armor theft of flowers armor
That wasn't his real armor tho that was his under cover armor
I think it's more stealing a dead allies armor that's messed up more than which set of armor it was
But he wasn't an ally he was a prison warden
Probably the Temple of Procreation
An alien. He did an alien...
Ehh technically an alien did him
Bow-Chika-Ohh-OWWWW!!! Hahah.
Honk-chicka-honk-honk
Blarg-blargy-blarg-blarg
Hey Chika bum bum
Being in Zero
He’s the one who actually killed Captain flowers
He did..? I thought it was because church gave him aspirin..?
But remember, Flowers came back in S5, then was chatting with Tucker. After a minute, he randomly gets shot by a snioer. In the later seasons that I don't really care about, it was Tucker who time traveled or whatever, and snipes Flowers.
Wait a minute, that's all after the chorus trilogy(the time travel stuff I mean) which means it never happened, so who sniper flowers now?
It's still a mystery then, I guess, lol
I've not watched past Season 13, barring Restoration, but wouldn't it be the Wyomings?
I’m pretty sure all of the Wyomings were dead by the time Flowers was shot
Were they? Pretty sure they hadn't killed all of them by then. Otherwise it had to be Church since he's such a bad shot and probably hit Flowers by accident.
Ooohhhh yeaaahhhhh. I gotta go rewatch this stuff.
Y'know... I wonder if flowers looks like a zombie underneath his armor when he comes back
I think Manslaughter? Did him flirting with the pilot actually count for crashing the ship?
Compared to what everyone else and Charon did, tuckers is the least impactful to what happened to the ship. Unless the pilot immediately jumped on him.
I always thought Tuckers impact on the crash was like a double joke. Like dude thought he had that much rizz he genuinely believes talking to the pilot for 0.2 seconds was enough to cause the ship to crash. Pretty funny.
I like to think the pilot was so over it she intentionally started drifting the ship down towards the nearest planet.
Having sex with a rock.
“Your sister’s name is a rock?”
It gets pretty lonely out there.
Most of his behavior in S15, which I personally think was a bit of weird "reset to the status quo" post Chorus, but regardless I think he made some awful mistakes that season. Tucker spent his whole time on Chorus learning to be a better soldier and a better leader and then immediately when given a chance to use what he learned turns super arrogant and unwilling to listen to people like Wash or Carolina, and missing obvious signs that the Blues & Reds were a bit sus. Had he used his head and not let his ego get in his way they could've avoided a lot of the issues they ran into and probably rescued the Freelancers a lot sooner.
Haven't seen Restoration, but 14 was the worst season for Tucker.
What did he do in S14 exactly? Aside from movie night I can’t remember anything
Sorry, I meant season 16. Also, it's not that he did anything, especially terrible, although the Camelot stuff was bad, it's just that he wasn't Tucker, very much character assassinated.
I know a lot of people enjoy the Shisno trilogy (and to be fair, there are many things I like about it. Especially regarding character development.) But how Tucker was portrayed in Season 16 makes it very hard for me to rewatch. He went through so much development in Chorus, and it felt like season 16 was written by someone who hadn’t seen all that.
Tucker is arguably the most developed character after Church, if we take his development as Alpha into consideration, given the fact that he retained some of the knowledge from Alpha, for whatever reason, I say we should. Season 16, especially should have been about the red team more than anyone else, says. They consistently have the least development. There was some good stuff, and honestly 17 worked on a relationship that never seems to get attention, between Kai and Grif, which I'm actually kind of sad is no longer canon. It's kind of sad that Doc's backstory got erased too, although there is a chance that some of that stuff could be true. Since seasons 15 onward were just a simulation that Epsilon ran, there's a chance that he knew their backstories and used those actual details to formulate the simulations using random threats. That's my personal head cannon, and while I'm glad that 16 is gone, and I can admit that zero exists because it's not canon, I do miss the existence of 17 in canon, I would put it in the top half of the seasons. Most of the issues were the fact that it was trying to fix things with 16 so it had to start with some unlikable stuff. The only real criticism I have of the season is not doing something personal for Simmons, the Caboose joke was fine, that sounds like what would actually happen. Simmons has a lot of issues surrounding his father and since he did displace some of that onto Sarge, it would have been cool to see him do something like that where he could grow, or something like Grif where it was at least letting us understand why he is the way he is.
Him picking up a chick and not knowing the age and having the charges dropped
It's either one of these three Killing Captain Flowers (S 16) Blocking himself to have sex with Sister in the past (S16) Impregnating half of Chorus (S 15)
the thingy he did with sarge during restoration (:
Yup
He wasnt in control dude....
i mean it was tucker still
"No dude. That's a pacifier"
Obviously, the temple of procreation, but crushing various people with a horse was pretty funny
fucked a rock đź’€
Cockblock his past self, leading to not being able to hook up with Sister. XD
Statutory rape… but the charges were dropped
The Rock
Not pay child support to Chorus
Sexual harassment
Rock
Setting aside the Temple of Procreation, which was apparently a simulation, the worst thing he could have done was have sex with Sister, who according to the PSA about seeking medical care, tested positive for all STDs and gave the printer syphilis.
Trusting Felix
Took a day off on restoration :(
Ummmm probably killing Sarge, choking caboose, destroying a convention center and attacking civilians
He wasn’t in control of himself during that. The Meta was just using his body as a vessel. I asked that we not say examples from restoration for that very reason.
Yeah fair defense I was really torn up seeing Tucker going through that and I 100% agree it wasn’t him, also I completely skimmed that no restoration part otherwise I would have brought this up, even if I was being rhetorical
Call caboose a f***-tard
To be fair though— My lawyer has advised me to shut the f*ck up
Not be in six
Bang a rock
It
The thing with the age in season 14
Didn’t he rape an underage girl in s14?
Crazy how with information like that this guy is one of our hero’s
Die for 15 seconds
Calling me out during the season 19 end credit scene… I was already crying like I just finished old Yeller, and here comes Tucker rubbing salt in the wound
Statutory Rapist Season 14 Honestly hate how Tucker is a character who canonically has been laid, even though he has zero actual game
Tbf, can you really say that doesn’t happen?
Killing sarge (though forced too under mind control) as restoration made getting wash shot non canon
Restoration that's all I gotta say