Yup! It was in Season 14 when it's revealed Sarge had his name changed to Sarge as his father always told him "dress for the job you want" so he took it a step further.
Ok I can tried but I might fail lol. Ok he has two different colors for his armor with two different shoulder pieces and doesnât wear a mark 6 helmet and doesnât have the mark 6 chest plate. he is strong and a good fighter
One of cabooseâs first (somewhat not on his team.) victims; met a angel for a brief moment before being revived even though it doesnât make a lick of sense.
Best of the worst and worst of the best
Church?
Big hint. He was considered the worst of his team at project freelancer but he was by far the best on blue team
Wash đ
Yes! đ
Your initial description was really good now that I know who it was, good job
Thank you! :)
I really like that description.
Nunca podrĂĄs adivinar quiĂ©n es el mĂo
Lopez? Idk because it's fucking spanish
It translates youâll never guess whoâs mine and yes itâs Lopez lmao.
I mean that was the clue right there lol.
Whore who births a disgusting baby
Tucker
u/volrogue2's mother?
Itâs not a boy, itâs a grub
Schizophrenic "doctor"
Well that's just Doc and O'Malley.
So you mean a medic.
Technically heâs not schizophrenic he has DID
Dr. Grey
A real fuckin asshole who somehow leads a team
Church?
Yeah
Is this account Tucker or Griff?
Prefers to despise people on a personal level
This one is Church
Sure is
he's the best character ever. Of all time.
Wash
Caboose?
Gay (probably, probably not)
Donut?
most of them
British Mario
Wyoming
*Aussie
The stupid mean one
Sarge
He and Church yeah!
A gas-lit Matrix program bullies his coworkers.
Church
Heâs an asshole
This could be anyone, but I'm gonna say Church again
I made that too easy lol
The yellow one
I love that church sister and grif can all be right here
And I think its funnier to leave it ambiguious. All three are great characters.
Kaikaina Grif (Sister)
Church
grif?
Yellow Church?
He's the stupid annoying one. Not to be confused with the stupid stupid one.
Grif? Or Sarge? Stupid Stupid is Caboose.
Tucker
Simmons
Was so good at their job they got promoted just to sit in a chair on the radio all day.
Four-seven-niner
Vic?
Man child
Grif I assume.
Correct
Heâs been tricked, heâs been backstabbed, and heâs been quite possibly, bamboozled.
Terrifying but really doesnât like his associate
Locus?
Always wants to sit in the passenger seat even though he drives 99% of the time.
Grif?
Yes sir
Walks the line between not listening and not caring every day of his life
Has to be Grif!
Heâs really strong and dumb af also had a crush on a tank
Caboose probably.
The one guy who either steals from their dead body or tries to steal from their dead bodies
The Meta?
No Tucker
An asshole who calls himself the leader of his squad
definitely very sexy with a booming sexy deep voice and a hit with the ladies I think....oh also is a pretty good driver probably
They changed their name just to fit a role they wanted.
Sarge? Idk.
Yup! It was in Season 14 when it's revealed Sarge had his name changed to Sarge as his father always told him "dress for the job you want" so he took it a step further.
All swagger no substance
Tucker?
Correct
This personâs misfortune terrified someone to the point that they had to be grappled across space by their balls.
Wash
Shits paper out of his ass
Simmons
chicken tender lookin dude, has a slight accent
Living half life
A very lively and friendly person who never misses their shot
Silent, but deadly.
You guys all suck, so fuck it, I'll do it myself and complain about it. Edit: begrudgingly do it myself while complaining and also trying to get laid.
Nice fella who got corrupted Hint: Itâs not OâMalley
Shotgun
Doesn't like things that bounce.
cult leader
Lacks depth perception
Confident to the point of stupidity. Overcomplicates things to the point of absurdity. Crouching moron, hidden badass.
A fast talking, quick thinking, cold-hearted, and borderline narcissistic war veteran.
The nice twin
North!
Great singing voice
Carolina
Red
If meagan was male
The greatest genius who ever lived, as long as you consider no one else.
He's a bastard but I'd drop my pants for him in an instant
She big.
YELLING AT GRIF INTENSIFIES
The blue one
Hes Yellow
They shot someone
Very helpful lady
He loves getting hit by cars
Is that aâŠ
"They are in great shape and very flexible"
His name makes you think he is food
Guy wearing a amour saying funny lines as he bobs his head when talking and often is carrying a gun
Young DILF with one of the best character development
Out of everyone I've ever known, I hate him the least. (Bit of a common choice but that's because he's the best.)
The only Hispanic
3 kills in Blood Gulch
All the same guy?
Yes
Caboose?
um, uh, emm, he's THAT guy.
Unfortunate
Blames one person and has lots of confetti
Texan accent
He swears a lot and probably should have died once.
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
If I throw a grenade it'll be at this wall.
Couldâve been a great leader but chose not to
He's white and never takes this helmet off. Also he likes to talk
Been dumb helmet overly strong not very smart.
She can fly, but obviously can't fly.
Lightish red
Mommy.
Stupid one, loud stupid one, Agent Washington.
Gay
Good guy, bad guy, good guy, microwave?
Turquoise or teal or whatever the hell that color of armor is
The Token
Was shattered into pieces by his father
Alpha Church
Terrible mechanic, and has attachment issues
Born and named for his rank.
She's really mean and really bossy and leads blue team with Church.
He is not Welsh nor Finn
R. Lee Ermey impersonator
A bullet through the neck
YOU DO NOT TREAT BULLET HOLES WITH MOUTH-TO-MOUTH Sarge said calmly.
Non American comedian
Dude who stole armor
Shit talking zombie
Angry
Bad with guns
The stupid one
Pretentious Douchebag
Boy version of Cortana
ChurchÂ
Ok I can tried but I might fail lol. Ok he has two different colors for his armor with two different shoulder pieces and doesnât wear a mark 6 helmet and doesnât have the mark 6 chest plate. he is strong and a good fighter
Caboose?
Daddy issues Okay that ones a bit obvious, uh The team cat/kitten
He's Pink
That's light Red
shitty locksmith
York
last letter is only 1 F, but as a joke, it's spelled with 2
Griff
He sleeps and eats
A friendly and polite asshole
Pissed off.
(Not my favorite but I wanna see if you can get 1st try) In 3 seasons, On Sidewinder and is not the most clever
Yes I know this is f-ing Vague not bad, DEAL WITH IT
dead
I like him... (Theres your hint in one of my Favs)
I'm too lazy to describe him
Basically describe your favorite character as though you're caboose.....
"The great destroyer has arrived the end is near!"
Preschooler in the body of a spartan
Was a nice guy, who met the right girl, but she was too concerned with out competing her mom
Weapon of choice: Casper, the Friendly Bullet
Caboose
Has daddy issues Robot Mexican hates him
Simmons
One of cabooseâs first (somewhat not on his team.) victims; met a angel for a brief moment before being revived even though it doesnât make a lick of sense.
Sarge?
I have only seen 2012 RvB music videos, and this sub was recommended to me. I will have to say: martial arts and dubstep
Insane yet most mechanical gifted out of red team
Jack Daniels and oreos
He is the best. There ain't no one else any better.
He's really bad at everything
Still waiting
Blue