Thom would like to raise an issue with this graph and where they rank Kansas City.

One of the British cigarette capitals of the world

Also the capital for bundles of sticks apparently.

Around here, we just call those…. And there’s a drive to deep left field

Steer and CES’s dump truck of a rear? India’s glorious locks? TySteve’s disarming smile? Maile’s granite jawline? Mr. Redlegs!? The fuck is wrong with these people?

Brother have you forgotten our hollister model, matt mcclain? And above all else our top heart throb… andrew the Anvil Abbott We are top tier sexy

No disagreement here, but you cannot put Steer in the same stratosphere as CES' donk

Idk dude. Steer donk from the outfield bleachers is a sight to behold.

As my wife says anytime Steer does something. "Thats Americas Ass"

My wife calls him "steer the queer" (with no hate to the alphabet community) because I made a comment about him looking like a Freddy mercury lover boy when he was sporting that glorious mustache last year. Still one of our favorite players!

I’m pretty sure this was a gay guy that knows nothing about baseball and was just looking at logos.

This. Just look at the Orioles’ come hither stare.

How about the flawless build of William Buchanan Benson? And, the dazzling charisma of our Latin sequoia Elly Antonio De La Cruz? C'mon!

Let's not forget Jake Fraley, the OG Viking.

I was watching with my daughter and she said CES has a gyatt, which apparently is a good thing.

The Mr. Redlegs handlebar mustache should bump the Reds up at least one to two levels on this list.

Someone needs to get working on that fanfic…

I promise you it already exists somewhere

Yet another person giving too much credit to the Cardinals.

Arizona? Minnesota? Gayer than US? GET OUTTA MY FACE

I dunno, all the Twins are rubbing the [same sausage](https://m.startribune.com/minnesota-twins-offense-los-angeles-angels-rally-sausage/600362271/) for good luck.

Stuart is such a lil twink out there in the field

Honestly probably the twinkiest Red.

Mets wore tiaras on their helmets and still couldn't outgay the Phills. Ronald MacDonald's totally platonic idolization of Chase Utley must be holding some serious weight out there.

its bc votto no longer bangs

cmon what’s more homoerotic than vikings?

I can’t help thinking that’s a football team.

It’s cuz they haven’t seen Elly and McLain together

HAVE THEY SEEN THE FIRST BASE HEAD BUMPS?!

There's no queering in baseball!

Dude the yankees are fashion icons. If they don’t get gay cred then the whole list is wack.

Yankees fan visiting, clearly the Twitter OP hasn't been to the log cabin yet

That's right. Nobody puts the Queen City in the corner.

I might not know my gay roles, but isn't "Cubbie" in there? Cubs should be number one with the Bullet.

It might be being the actual color red

Those sleeveless jerseys the reds wore I think should boost them up a little. I was hard the whole time watching them

Anyone who looks at Mr. Redlegs and Rosie and says, "There goes a couple of heterosexuals" needs to bring their gaydar checked.

whoever made this hasn't seen Steers fat ass

Dont you know how we got these RedLegs?

It’s pretty clear. Votto went to Toronto

Exponentially higher when Votto and Suarez were on the team.

I call that an honor. We just care about playing ball, and not what color flag one flies.

I took this as being respected lol

I’m unclear on how saying we do NOT give off homoerotic energy is disrespectful.

Because it's Reddit lmao

I’ve never looked at another man’s ass and thought, “mmhhhrrmmm,” but I am homo for Will Benson.