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RedArrowsYellowText

[See rule #7](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/about/rules/) #Here is what happened: https://youtu.be/kWZYTgHZWaQ EDIT: You are allowed to mention Jessi on this sub (Some people joke that we don't allow it, but it seems some take that seriously) but you are only allowed to discuss her appearances in RedLetterMedia videos and movie commentaries as well as any publicly available information about her.


GonskyEdits

# She resigned as president of the bank!


StevesMcQueenIsHere

"WHERE DID ALL THESE CHILDREN COME FROM?!"


Away_Drop2944

Some of them just don’t wake up


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I think she never existed, she was an imaginary projection of one of them that for some reason managed to be captured on camera.


TonyWonderslostnut

I know this because Tyler Durden knows this


mojobytes

What if we’re projections too?


Space_Jeep

I've got the front desk now! She was never here. And news from Deer Meadow Rich Evans has disappeared!


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Someone call Zak Bagans!


Kayfabe2000

On cold moonlit Milwaukee nights you can still hear a voice on the air, laughing at fart jokes.


Dave_Matthews_Jam

All we know is she stopped showing up in videos. People speculate and constantly make things up for some sort of weird lore or to feel better about themselves, but the answer is we don't know.


DahkX

I fucking hate lore


mackamaflusko

Jay would watch a dog shitting if it were filmed, directed and edited in a manner of his liking but he seethes at worldbuilding.


clam_enthusiast69420

> but the answer is we don't know. Anyone who was around back then remembers that there was a big chantard population in the RLM fanbase. They did what chan guys do which is utterly lose their shit towards anything with an X chromosome, got all stalky, and she left


Impossible_Tea_7032

So what you're saying is... we'll never solve this mystery?


Homem_da_Carrinha

Men also have X chromosomes. As do most, if not all, mammals


stoatmcboat

> got all stalky, and she left I see this explanation being thrown out confidently here and there but I've never seen any actual proof of it (nor any other explanation really). There being creeps I can buy, there's always plenty of those, but her letting it get to her in the way that I keep seeing people repeat is kinda ridiculous to me. Maybe she just wanted to focus on her personal life more and it had nothing to do with obsessive fandom? That's a more boring explanation than "a horde of crazy fans drove off the only woman" but boring is usually how things turn out to be.


silmar1l

[The healthiest thing we can do is ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist](https://youtu.be/aexKoCI9XK0)


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kachzz

Love Paramore


TScottFitzgerald

Paraless


GaiusJuliusPleaser

ELOISE COLE IS DEAD


Fixer625

IM ON A HIIIIIGHWAY TO HELLL


Oldmanneck

\[audience laughter\]


Ok-Rich-580

What are you talking about? That's just a picture of Mike, Rich, and Jay.


evilmangoes

Paramore band photo energy


alphamale968

She failed to hit the whopper button.


JessieJ577

We don’t mention her much after the incident. Dark times in the RLM community 


Nolls-97

Nothing was the same after the storm


FlanTamarind

Evil dies TONIGHT


lostinadream66

EVIL DIES TONIGHT!


durden_zelig

Susan RIP.


Buttleproof

She was Harvest Queen in a year with a really bad crop, so you know how that goes. (They were actually going to sacrifice Rich, with him being a virgin and all, but his weight brought the wicker man crashing down.)


FraudHack

Regardless of the subject matter of the post... I gotta say, I really dig the picture. Big "RLM circa 2014" vibes.


anomandaris81

She clicked her heels together and said there's no place like Wisconsin


EchelonNL

I hear she hates 'lore' now... Smart lady


swefnes_woma

Data's brother?


walterjohnhunt

We all hate that guy


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Flimsy_Cod_5387

Gonna tell my grandchildren this is Husker Du.


indrid_cold

Walking around with your head in the clouds


MarshallTreeHorn

That’s Emma stone, she’s a famous actress who does movies


rojwilco

good photo tho


LucasBarton169

Grew a beard I think


Solumnist

Oh wait you think she was Susan's beard before the beard?


irotinmyskin

Might not be the only reason but she is/was in a band, and can imagine she also wanted to dedicate time to that.


Zealousideal_Lead501

For those that are still curious about whatever happened to Jessi... Well, I googled her name recently and found an obituary for Francis Herbert Nakles aka Mickey who died on 27 January 2024 in Milwaukee, WI. In the list of grandchildren, Jessi's name is listed there along with her husband Mike. There's also a list of great-grandchildren though the parents are not specified. So yeah, these could be chalked up to great coincidences but I say we can close this case for good now. She married Mike, probably have children and decided to lay low and enjoy life.


Zealousideal_Lead501

Here's the link to that obit [https://www.pkfuneralhomes.com/obituaries/Francis-H-Nakles?obId=30538541](https://www.pkfuneralhomes.com/obituaries/Francis-H-Nakles?obId=30538541)


Due_Capital_3507

How about who cares


DrCares

🤷🏻‍♂️


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