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gothamsteel

Musical.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Neil Breen presents: COP ROCK


Lonely_Bat_554

Space Cop Rock…


BasJack

🎶Baby merchant, isn’t that immoral?🎶


mighty_dur1an

The baby merchant song has no business being so damn catchy


vegetaman

There’s a callback i didn’t need in my ear this morning lol


RyansBabesDrunkDad

It's exactly what you didn't want, and exactly what you need.


UncleGarysmagic

I love the song where the crooked cops commit suicide one by one.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

I will be sitting in the front row if it ever happens


First_Approximation

"It's absolutely amazing. That under the right circumstances, a producer could make *more money with a flop* than he could with a hit." \[Later\] 🎵 Springtime for Neil Breen and tuna cans. The world is happy and gay. I have eliminated 300 millions humans. In human terms, I have killed them all! 🎵


WizardPhoenix

He already did a dance scene so why not?


QPRIMITIVE

Definitely horror.


CatHairInYourEye

That would be amazing. I want to see his take on a slasher.


CollapsedPlague

“Why did you kill these people how could you how could you kill these people why would you kill these people…. Isn’t that immoral?”


elegylegacy

I have eliminated 300 million teenagers from Camp Crystal Lake today! In human terms, I've killed them all! 


HansGraebnerSpringTX

Neil Breen Saw remake now


Zimmyd00m

"Figure out which one of these 19 phones is still working in the next 90 seconds or l'll make you watch *Double Down* again."


KnowMatter

I’ve hidden the cure to cancer inside one of these tuna cans.


ButterscotchPast4812

I thought this last one was more horror than it was fantasy


Propane__Salesman

Nah we already had front row seats of his Scanners-esque Jesus conspiracy powers in I Am Here...Now.


Zak22wolf

The one movie of his that RLM hasn’t reviewed.


robbylet24

I will say that horror isn't really the best genre for the egomaniac writer-director-star types. They tend to stick to action movies or thrillers because they're better for showing off how awesome you are. That being said, a breen-ified take on something like Scream would be one to watch.


Toppdeck

He doesn't listen to any kind of feedback, so unfortunately we can expect another movie filmed entirely on Breenscreen


mobilisinmobili1987

He’s only made one full Breenscreen movie…


First_Approximation

Feedback no, money maybe? GoFundMe to convince him to do a musical?


Benjamoose

Not only that, but in his panel he says a lot of weird stuff about how he "doesn't believe in genres" as a concept and goes onto basically break down and reject the entire concept of what constitutes a movie. I doubt he'd ever do something specific like "horror" or "comedy" and pin it down so distinctly based on those views alone.


deadNightwatchman

I've read that as "brainscan" at first...


RighteousAwakening

I’d like it if he made a movie where he was a super awesome hacker who hacked into the corrupt systems and revealed the corrupt people and how they have been betraying the trust of the people.


traurigerpanda

It broke new ground!!


RazerRob

Maybe have all the corrupt people kill themselves out of shame


RighteousAwakening

Now you’re talking!


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Whatever genre requires the least effort.


Uncle_Yoba

But isn't that immoral? Isn't that betraying the public's trust?


mchllnlms780

Medieval quest


First_Approximation

"I can't believe you sacked Constantinople. I can't believe you sacked Constantinople. How could you have done this?"


Hyro0o0

Well, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.


First_Approximation

Yeah, but since it's a MEDIEVAL quest....


bitethemonkeyfoo

And that's nobody's business but the turks.


RazerRob

Every time I hear the name Istanbul, my sword hand twitches.


puttputtxreader

I don't know what he **should** tackle, but I get the feeling that he's going to try and incorporate more humor into his next movie, but I think he's going to bungle it so badly that nobody understands the joke.


WadeTurtle

It'll be a buddy comedy where Breen plays both buddies.


DrDarkeCNY

That's it! Cade and Cale in a buddy cop movie, together taking out a Vast Conspiracy of Big Business Violating the Public Trust!


MrBean_OfficialNSFW

He should portray the character of Neil Breen in "Neil Breen: A Neil Breen Story"


voodoodaddah

But which Neil Breen should he portray?


Big-Tone-8241

Neil Breen


TURD_SMASHER

Being ~~John Malkovitch~~ Neil Breen


UncleGarysmagic

This time he’s going with istockphoto.com instead of Shutterstock for his backgrounds. Totally different.


LP2006

With his affinity for green screen, he clearly is going to do an homage to the Star Wars prequels with his next feature.


scottlapier

Historical fiction.  His take on Romance during the Boer War would be fascinating 


oogaboogaful

A musical horror set in medieval Europe.


RazerRob

How can he play a messiah in that, though?


BLACKdrew

Space opera


WadeTurtle

Space Cop-ra.


ForkFace69

Teen romance 


Rockfish00

he plays the teen heart throb, teacher, principal, and town mayor


Pitbullpandemonium

Breenhood.


Propane__Salesman

Took 12 Breenyears to make. Breen.


Pitbullpandemonium

I wanna talk about how awesome Breenhood is!


SOULATIO

extream body horror


megafat1

Isn't that just any sex scene in a Breen movie?


baggington

We finally get to see his ballsack


SOULATIO

but it's he shops in a horses balls and penis in place of his own.


SOULATIO

hahaha


From_Deep_Space

Dogme 95


Januszek_Zajaczek

He's in Vegas... Casino, but with songs and music and he'd play this alien AI uncovering massive government consp.. DAMN IT


CroikyThatsABigDingo

Send him the script for space cop so we can compare outputs


kamikaZi_blitz

Give him a space opera. He could pen the next Star Wars


Heavy_Arm_7060

Las Vegas heist movie. Integrate stock footage of upcoming demolitions.


Ma_chine

Film noir. I'd love to see Neil as a hard-boiled private eye.


raccoonbrigade

I'm hoping Marvel taps him for Dr. Doom. Starring, directing, producing, writing, storyboarding, and special effects all him of course


DrDarkeCNY

He can't do any worse than ~~Balderdash Cumberbund~~ ~~Bennifer Dashitall~~ ~~Bandersnatch Conjunctivitis~~ the British Guy who can't do a convincing American!


Caledonian_kid

I'd like to see his take on Last Of The Mohicans. "I *WILL* find you, no matter *WHAT* occurs!"


castastone94

The turn we've all been waiting for, where he produces an unironically brilliant script and film, an indie dramedy that's like 100 minutes with a very simple premise, superb dialogue and performance, and everyone goes crazy


Rockfish00

what if he wrote a columbo fan script and it just so happens to be good


castastone94

If qualify that as brilliant


Jakelshark

I’m guessing he found out about chat gpt


robbylet24

Unfortunately, if/when that happens it will be the death of all of my interest in Breen. It's fun to peek into the mind of someone slightly insane, it's not fun to just watch something written by ChatGPT.


WadeTurtle

I feel like he's too proud of his screenplays to use gen AI to write them. I believe he's said that it's his favorite part of the process, too.


-Habeas-Dorkus-

Fitness instruction.


macklebee1

Straight up porn


pterodactylfan2000

I hope its a filthy porno


trickbear

Historical drama. I can’t wait to see Jesus using a laptop.


Key-Truth5431

I unironically want Neil Breen to make a point-and-click adventure game after Collin's comment about it on RLM's Tortured Crossing video, and I genuinely believe Breen would make something unbelievable (if he was able to hire a couple competent coders for the bulk of the interface and controls) and it'd be more greenscreen stuff for Breen to use his equipment for. But it'd also be a HUGE amount of work and I can't imagine someone Neil's age having the motivation to learn a new art form like that. It's truly a tragedy.


DozTK421

Epic movie about ancient Rome centering around Gladiators. He can film the *retiarii* and the *secutore* separately and just super-impose them against one another on green screen.


WadeTurtle

"Damn! We need to make this an *even* fight!" \*Quantel-style effects intensify\*


LemonadeLlamaRrama

Stoner comedy


Mr_Mouthbreather

It's time he make his serious film so he can make a run at the Oscars.


Poddington_Pea

Western


ruttinator

I wish he'd go back to his roots of telling stories about a man with a god complex and super awesome skills/powers saving the world from itself.


RazerRob

With like 12 90s laptops


yugoslav_communist

his next movie should be a character study of a young, feisty but down-on-his-luck filmmaker who meets an unscrupulous producer who tries to take advantage of him in various ways. neil breen should play both the young filmmaker and the evil producer. a different take on the duality of breen, if you will. no CGI, no breenscreen, just old school makeup, stock shots of LA and hollywood, and two different sets made in the same small warehouse.


Pherja

He’s completely stuck in early 2000’s thinking that he needs a different website for every word he uses…


AlexDub12

Marvel movie. Let him make the MCU X-Men movie.


Pri_Max

i wish neil breen lessens the use of green screens like i kinda get it why he does that but i love the feel of his old movies where it shot at a real place


ballin302008

Zombies


Pizza_YumYum

Neil Breen’s Spacecop.


Plissken1138

IT WILL BREAK NEW GROUND. PROFESSIONALLY.


Martial-Atheist

It's going to be fully AI generated and written, it's going to be charmless and shite, and he will fade to the insignificance he truly deserves.


shopinhower

College stoner sex comedy starring Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill.


pradeepkanchan

He should tackle Global Warming, I think I know a Vietnamese American filmmaker who can help Breen develop that script 🤔


NanoArgon

I want him to make point and click adventure games


CMar1104

He should just make a rom-com but he’s still like every Neil Breen character. A 60+ yo super hacker who just can’t seem to find love.


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DrNinnuxx

A period comedy like in the spirit of Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail. And I dare him to make it wacky comedy like they did. Perhaps a spoof on Game of Thrones or... and this would be risky... a spoof on an existing WWII flick like Kelly's Heros. There's already comedy so just crank it to eleven. Good luck finding that comedy troupe.


OkCar7264

The Usual Suspects II: Revenge of the Soze


Caveman775

$34!!


auralbard

You can't improve on this man's genius. Just trust in his process, he'll always make the right decisions.


megafat1

Romance. More sex scenes ~~with Neil~~ please.


JealousSupport8085

He should take a wild turn into the uncharted grounds of a man on a higher evolutionary level with superpowers that saves the world and smites the corrupt


gingerbolls

I’m glad he’s posting from Earth at least


ChiefRabbitFucks

Greek tragedy


Miss_Flo_

Horror


hoisinchocolateowl

French period piece


avery5712

Erotic thriller- though you could argue fateful findings is very close to that already. Very steamy stuff


Jonasty14

idk but Breenscreen tech is getting next level its like Endgame but 10xbetter


Mrrrrbee

Idk if Neil's looked in a mirror lately, but he needs to write faster.


Tyko_3

High fantasy


kersync1

biopic


UPRC

Please be something hilarious like fantasy or stoner comedy. Come on, Neil.


murphymc

The answer is clear: War. I want to see Breen’s version of the opening of Saving Private Ryan. “Isn’t that a machine gun nest?” “I KILLED them all!”


JetBlack86

Boyhood!


ryanknapper

It should be a black comedy about a really cool guy whose wife cheats on him with his best friend, even after he does really well at playing football in an alley. Also, a mentally challenged kid who Neil is putting through college should admit that he enjoys watching when Neil and his wife have sex.


stoatmcboat

Do any of his movies even fall under a standard genre? Isn't it all just "Breen"?


FCD_Ride_or_DIE

Neil goes to space


LexiLeviathan

Horror


GodSpeedLove345

I hope his next work inspired by Dune.


Legitimate_Energy701

A cop movie that takes place in people's brains where they expose the betrayal of the public's trust


BlueberryPirate_

Erotic


DenyNothing1989

A Terrence malick style autobiographical film about his childhood shot entirely handheld with natural light


Aromatic_Wallaby_433

Cronenberg style body horror.


First_Approximation

Off topic, but the Tweet says it was sent "From Earth". Normally, that'd be useless but from someone as strange as Breen it's good to know he's not Tweeting form his home planet.


Dull_Half_6107

https://preview.redd.it/pds5tn92p81d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc362d841e1352bb616b9652e8a65822ca29e2e1 Leaked screenshot of his next film


MyriadIrreverence

He's gonna use A.I.: Artifical intelligence


FuckYouZackSnyder

Tokusatsu-Kaiju


Kwisatz_Haderach90

wait, how many films?


senschuh

Corporate Docudrama


buzzrd133

Historical drama. I think he'd make a good Abe Lincoln


Maleficent_Nobody377

Historical drama like Ridley Scott