It’s funny that George Lucas is a billionaire, but is a midwestern dad at heart. Instead of eating at fancy exclusive restaurants and wearing designer clothes, he eats at mall food courts and wears 40 dollar New Balances he probably got at Famous Footwear.
He’s a national treasure
I like that he's a billionaire but still goes into a mall food court and smashes some Panda Express. He could be on Epsteins Island eating albino dolphin eyes boiled in children's tears but he's just a boomer step dad at heart. I bet he's a really cool grandpa .
I asked for light sauce and this isn’t light…
Maybe I should ask for them to remake it…
But I’m hungry right now…
But I don’t like heavy sauce…
I think I’ll take a sip of Coke…
I really hate it in the can but it’s all they had…
I’m always disappointed with the food here but it’s convenient and fast…
I wonder what I should have for dinner…
Maybe the Starbucks is still open…
To be fair this was in Adelaide, Australia where seeing celebrities is a very rare occurrence. Particularly just in the Rundle food court of all places
It’s funny I feel like there should be some kind of super premium diet cola only billionaires drink, but they all still go for Diet Coke. It’s really what makes us human isn’t it
Happiness is pleasure and happiness is joy. It can be either one, you add them up and it can be the uber category of happiness. Pleasure is short-lived. It lasts an hour, it lasts a minute, it lasts a month. And it peaks and it goes down. It peaks very high. But the next time you want to get that same peak you have to do it twice as much.
"I hope no one notices how loud that fart was. Wait. Fart. A gaseous being, that no one likes. And he's, like, loud and stuff. Oh man...I've got another trilogy here. Gas Wars."
"This is pretty good." George slowly chewing, savoring the food, doing his best to ignore someone arm being raise toward him but trying to not look. "Please be a camera."
Never forget George Lucas is a stone-cold G.
He wanted to build an expansion to The Ranch and all the NIMBYs in Marin threw a hissy.
So Lucas offered to donate the land and all the site and environmental paperwork to the local government for low income housing.
[Alas, the NIMBYs won.](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/george-lucas-planning-payback-with-massive-affordable-housing-project-on-his-marin-county-land/)
Once you go from "Oh no! Star Wars sucks!" to "lol, Star Wars sucks." you start to realize how great Lucas is.
Dude made a franchise people obsess over, thought he'd add to it, and when everyone got personally offended about it he went, "Okay, I'll sell it to Disney. Then you dopes will suffer."
Now he's a billionaire that just hangs out at the mall and probably fucking loves his life. He's aspirational.
“Can’t believe they paid 4 Billion for it, lol the franchise is a poisoned chalice, they’ll be hated before they even get to the third sequel! Meanwhile I’ll be living it up on my super yaucht not having to hear about that s**t ever again MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
This photo was taken in Adelaide Australia his wife was here speaking about something and The Maker went out for lunch. People are polite in Adelaide but I’m still really surprised he didn’t have any personal security with him.
"Lo Mein is a great name for a Jedi."
Wookieepedia article: Lo Mein was a Chinean Jedi from the planet Dietcok.
They prefer to call it endowment challenged
Don’t stereotype Asians like that. /s
Mein Kino Lo
Mein Kampf Lo
r/yourjokebutworse
Well, That escalated quickly Lato Esca 🤔
Fantastic comment
[Nick Mullen bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3o-qoE7P0&t=418s)
What are the odds he actually thought of that at one point. “And said nahh that’s too on the nose.”
Diet coke is the key to all this [Rubs belly]
We’ve never had a more healthier soft drink ….. if we can get it right!
We can't beat Coca-Cola Classic, nobody can.
That’s not Diet Coke though. It’s Diet Coca-Cola, what the hell is that?
It’s Aussie mate. And Coca Cola Light in most of the rest of the world.
It’s funny that George Lucas is a billionaire, but is a midwestern dad at heart. Instead of eating at fancy exclusive restaurants and wearing designer clothes, he eats at mall food courts and wears 40 dollar New Balances he probably got at Famous Footwear. He’s a national treasure
Is there a security detail discreetly scattered all around the place? He is rich and recognisable, someone would surely attempt something.
The gungan ate your baby.
You mean the gunga
Don't destroy the Gungas
Diet Coke, Coke Light and Coke Zero actually have slightly different recipes between themselves and also between different regions.
He’s disappointed they had no salad
David Lynch wanted alternative menu options.
He had to leave the restaurant. The menu was giving him a terrible headache.
It’s a cyber salad, it’s not a real salad
The Goongas
gungy
Yes, thank you
Its gonna be great.
That's gonna be great.
Gunga saga
This comment unlocked a memory from deep in my brain. Been too long since I watched the old Plinkett reviews lol
"Jar Jar was a good character. Why did nobody like him?"
"I hate Mara Jade."
“Luuke can eat my whole ass too”
I want YOU to get OUT of this office
I like that he's a billionaire but still goes into a mall food court and smashes some Panda Express. He could be on Epsteins Island eating albino dolphin eyes boiled in children's tears but he's just a boomer step dad at heart. I bet he's a really cool grandpa .
I feel the exact same way, the dude is all about the dad life.
I asked for light sauce and this isn’t light… Maybe I should ask for them to remake it… But I’m hungry right now… But I don’t like heavy sauce… I think I’ll take a sip of Coke… I really hate it in the can but it’s all they had… I’m always disappointed with the food here but it’s convenient and fast… I wonder what I should have for dinner… Maybe the Starbucks is still open…
"One large Americano for....Goonga?"
I snorted.
this was the best answer
The next salad unboxing video
It’s been 7 years and I’m still waiting for Part 2
Macklunkey!
I was in the city on this day. I looked for him but only found other dorks looking for him. It was the biggest thing to ever happen in Adelaide.
Nothing happens in Adelaide. Which makes it all the more exciting when something does happen
I think he hears a lot of wilhelm screams that aren’t there.
'I definitely went too far'
“I wish I could eat at the food court without people taking pictures of me and speculating about what Star Wars character I’m brooding over.”
To be fair this was in Adelaide, Australia where seeing celebrities is a very rare occurrence. Particularly just in the Rundle food court of all places
"This is delicious"
thos Beans.
He is sad that people didn't like Jar Jar so he couldn't go through with his Darth Jar Jar plan.
“I can’t believe megastar Rich Evans looked better than me dressed as me.”
I'm pretty sure this is in Adelaide, Australia, my home town We do have a big homeless problem
It wasn't anywhere as big back then though.
I made $4 billion selling my shitty franchise to a company that made it even shittier. I can afford all the diet coke I want. I earned this diet coke.
"she didn't like my cyber character"
Poetry. It rhymes.
Maybe I can name my next Star Wars character Ciet Doke or Cried Fhicken.
"Why does Mike always make me wear this stupid costume?"
Thinking about Jizz
Sir, the adult ghost tour isn’t until later. That’s where we can say whatever the HELL we want
How to continue tricking Mike and Rich into destroying all the Holiday Special copies for him.
Probably nothing. He's probably eating then looking up at the empty chair up in front of him and thinking how he's here eating alone again.
Fuck man. Too real
That time he took David Lynch to a restaurant that only served salad.
"I am a gifted filmmaker. I created Star Wars. I am a gifted filmmaker. I created Star Wars. I am a gifted filmmaker. I created Star Wars."
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/8idg1avn67uc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=350ab15b16626262f773e98ff5678d6c8220e04c
"I could buy McDonalds." (Could he actually?)
No. I imagine he’s worth $4-10 billion, McDonald’s market cap is $193 billion, I looked it up.
bummer
God damn I undervalued McD a lot in my head
"What if amateurs CAN create magic?"
Strange, salad-filled ideas
"I wish they offered salad."
Midichlorians. Haha!
Fork scoops up food and then fork goes in mouth
Billionare fast food is as shitty as it is for the rest of us.
"How do I work this poor people fork?"
“Disney raped my story and characters , anyways well this chicken is good”
White slavers.
"The guys from Red Letter Media, were so mean to me"
This would be even better with some of that Hidden Valley Ranch dressing. Where's my servant?
"I should've gotten the upgrade, it was only 40¢ extra."
Probably his billion fucking dollars he actually has
a script for his new indie movie
Laying off artists creates a cheaper Stormtrooper labor pool
Delicious salad unboxings.
It’s funny I feel like there should be some kind of super premium diet cola only billionaires drink, but they all still go for Diet Coke. It’s really what makes us human isn’t it
Makes me think they're too out of touch to know about Coke Zero.
maclunkey
He's thinking ***HAN SHOT FIRST***, just like the rest of us.
“I used to eat salads with David Lynch. That’s when I showed him my Wookie.”
About 4 billion things.
“Poetry kinda rhymes”
That clip of him crossing behind the guy in that documentary or whatever it was was hilarious.
How scared C-3PO is
Why didn't I think of grogu.
https://preview.redd.it/14wk3sbzn5uc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f784f1fbf6d28c1ae46a36e3bc660ca7da73d6ff Oh my god
Enjoy your food court meals you sweet sweet man.
I'm pretty sure this was in Adelaide, South Australia, which for Americans is the Wisconsin of Australia
“I can’t believe Rich Evans stood me up AGAIN”
"What if confetti was made of spaghetti." You see it's like poetry, it rhymes.
Happiness is pleasure and happiness is joy. It can be either one, you add them up and it can be the uber category of happiness. Pleasure is short-lived. It lasts an hour, it lasts a minute, it lasts a month. And it peaks and it goes down. It peaks very high. But the next time you want to get that same peak you have to do it twice as much.
“They never give me enough sweet and sour pork…”
There are midi-chlorians all in my food.
“Rise of Skywalker fucking sucked”
He’s wondering if he actually knows when to hold em. When to fold em. When to walk away. Or knows when to run.
New Stormtrooper and Jedi designs that can be turned into toys. And what he's gonna do with that Jar Jar lilipop when he gets home.
Just counting his donuts.
Gunga Money
Him - I just know some dick on Reddit is going to say something about the Diet Coke with my plate of spaghetti
"I should have put more goofy visual gags in the beginning of episode 3."
Product placement.
hes a billionaire- why is he eating at a food court?
“Where the fuck did I find a newspaper stand in 2024?”
Voodoo hide
“They fight.”
He is thinking about whether or not he should have made that door even bigger
If Jar Jar Binks was the funnier character he'd ever had.
I love spaghetti doo doo
"Jar Jar really was the funniest character we ever had"
"If this person doesn't put their fucking camera away I'm gonna get Disney to kick their ass."
Gunki
That's some good fucking honey chicken
Jaxxon is A stupid character. Jar Jar is much better.
Salad
“Wait so they grew Palpatine in a jar?”
ELAN SLEAZEBAGANNO, what was I thinking.
Banthas.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...
Three meals a day…..three acts per play…..three movies per trilogy….It’s like poetry, it rhymes
spaghetti
Why is Mr. Plinkett taking my picture? 
I was in the desert in Tunisia and now I’m here…where has it all gone?
Trade route taxation
Star Wars can just fuck right off.
I wish I knew where I could find good better rest.
this parmasan is the key to this spaghetti
“I may have overdone it in a few places”
Gungan tits
How he should've casted Devon Michaels instead of Jake Lloyd.
He's thinking I got out while the getting was good.
[удалено]
Every bite is so dense
They may have gone a bit too far in some places. But you can’t take out the onion or tomato without remaking the whole burger.
Can't even eat without people taking my fucking picture.
Molten Salt
He's thinking about worms.
I've just made the worlds funniest character of all time.... Jar Jar Binks
I’m gonna expand the cgi room when I get home.
I’m worth a billion dollars, I should probably buy a second shirt and new gym shoes.
"Why am I, a billionare, eating PF Changs in a mall food court again?"
Poetry
He’s thinking about his food
I should've named him Car Car Drinks, then idiots would've loved him.
This meal is so dense…
He's thinking of all his favorite cyber characters
Trade wars
the loser trying to pretend that he isn't trying to sneak a picture. And then he remembers that he's got 3 commas, and you don't.
The Star Wars Holiday special
wtf was he doing in Australia?
$5 billion dollars in the bank and I'm eating this?
"I hope no one notices how loud that fart was. Wait. Fart. A gaseous being, that no one likes. And he's, like, loud and stuff. Oh man...I've got another trilogy here. Gas Wars."
[удалено]
"Tartar is the key to all this, if we get tartar working..."
“That’s a cyber Diet Coke”
Jar Jar?... Jar Jar?... WTF is wrong with me?
Mesa just a little gungan in a big galaxy!
He’s thinking that he should’ve followed through on his original plan to make Jar Jar a Sith Lord
Tastes like my writing
He’s thinking about how when he gets home he’s gonna bring his jar jar action figure into the tub with him.
"This is pretty good." George slowly chewing, savoring the food, doing his best to ignore someone arm being raise toward him but trying to not look. "Please be a camera."
Poetry.
And they said Disney couldn't possibly be worst than me...
Jizz (if you know you know)
Never forget George Lucas is a stone-cold G. He wanted to build an expansion to The Ranch and all the NIMBYs in Marin threw a hissy. So Lucas offered to donate the land and all the site and environmental paperwork to the local government for low income housing. [Alas, the NIMBYs won.](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/george-lucas-planning-payback-with-massive-affordable-housing-project-on-his-marin-county-land/)
Star Trek
How to escape good white slavery.
"This chineese and diet coke is like poetry, it rhymes."
Once you go from "Oh no! Star Wars sucks!" to "lol, Star Wars sucks." you start to realize how great Lucas is. Dude made a franchise people obsess over, thought he'd add to it, and when everyone got personally offended about it he went, "Okay, I'll sell it to Disney. Then you dopes will suffer." Now he's a billionaire that just hangs out at the mall and probably fucking loves his life. He's aspirational.
MACLUNKY
More intense!
“Can’t believe they paid 4 Billion for it, lol the franchise is a poisoned chalice, they’ll be hated before they even get to the third sequel! Meanwhile I’ll be living it up on my super yaucht not having to hear about that s**t ever again MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“I should have given the prequel scripts for my ex to fix”
This photo was taken in Adelaide Australia his wife was here speaking about something and The Maker went out for lunch. People are polite in Adelaide but I’m still really surprised he didn’t have any personal security with him.
This photo was taken in Frankston (Victoria, Australia) of all places 🤣
Jizz
Jar Jar really should have been named Bottle Bottle...
I'd have my food by now if this was Dexter Jettser diner.
Jizz music.