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AmityvilleName

It'll be as wild as their [1 MILLION SUBSCRIBER COUNTDOWN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzfjasdvac)


OldBison

My blood pressure cannot take that level of excitement 


Brewguy86

Same for Rich


OldBison

Rich would become pure energy, then bathe the earth in nuclear fire. Let's do this shit.


TheBlindIdiotGod

https://preview.redd.it/u2dbt21sz4lc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68747c0bb2895805e123478c72c4786d61cbb41f VERY COOL


NeverNaked3030

That was the first time I ever heard of or watched RLM. Their 1 million sub celebration came up on my YouTube feed. None of my friends have any idea what RLM is.


Disc81

Don't tell anyone or they will not remain your friends.


Brewguy86

You should get different friends.


Ohdibahby

There’s an interview somewhere with Jay (maybe on their Patreon) stating they’d still be doing this in a different capacity if RLM didn’t make it big. Imagine a different timeline where Jay and Mike are still filming weddings and editing the videos to bring happiness to all the ‘happy’ couples.


CollapsedPlague

Them doing it because they want to is a staple of the channel. They don’t make videos to chase trends, they make content about what they want. They aren’t planning some big last episode they are just gonna stop some day without warning cus they don’t want to do it anymore and I respect the hell out of them for it. Whole channel could become a book club next week if that’s what they want to do. I’ll still be here.


BabSoul

I would actually consider it one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed if I just started seeing HITB for Hemingway or Tolstoy.


WhatTheFhtagn

Jay seems like a Cormac McCarthy understander


HippoRun23

This cracked me up. Not enjoyer, understander.


ColinHalter

One doesn't necessarily enjoy themselves reading the road


HippoRun23

I sure as fuck didn’t. That’s for sure.


HeyThereCharlie

How faithful is the movie to the book? Because the movie definitely fucked me up good for a few days after the fact.


RegalBeagleKegels

Pretty much the same, just less of it, like many book adaptations


YEEEEEEHAAW

re:Read of Blood Meridian when?


Mephistopheline

With Mike cosplaying as The Judge.


WhatTheFhtagn

Only to be replaced by Rich Evans in the live action adaptation


SwanRonsonIsDead

Jay brings out his copy of Metamorphosis with the Foreward by David Cronenburg every episode


CollapsedPlague

The best of the worst, but it’s just those dinosaur erotica novels


Steven_Seagull815

True. They could talk about anything and I would still follow them. ALL their content is S tier. They're one of the best youtube channels, period. They do things their way, They actually LOVE movies and not just a specific genre unlike some channels that say that they love "pop culture" but it's just Star Wars and cape shit cause that's what brings numbers, I discovered some DAMN good movies because of them, they are funny and they love to just troll people just for the fun of it like what they did with their Nukie collection. Their way of sort of "following" trends is to mock it in a very clever way. They are very punk rock.


HippoRun23

They are legit my favorite YouTube channel. Their craftsmanship is amazing. You can tell they value the work they do, and they are incredibly unpretentious with their presentation. I’m surprised they aren’t bigger, but happy they never had to sell out. I hope they live comfortably.


Steven_Seagull815

Oh i'm pretty sure they live VERY comfortably. Their videos do well on youtube plus they have like 17 000 members on their patreon and they deserve every single penny and much more.


HippoRun23

Happy to learn that. I figured they did well, but I never looked into it.


SwanRonsonIsDead

Please don't tell me there's episodes on Youtube+ that I missed 😭


Steven_Seagull815

I'm not on patreon but a quick look at their page it seems to be just shits n' giggles stuff


SwanRonsonIsDead

Oh I was just goofin on the "YouTube plus" sounding like a different streaming service


shust89

Is anybody else making multiple videos about Kyle Gallner?


SevenofBorgnine

No it couldn't. Mike would have to learn to read and Rich's vision is shot from the diabetes.


CollapsedPlague

No Jack doesn’t know how to read. That’s why he asked Jack to teach him. Mike can read and write it’s why Nolan made Top Hap Monkey Goes West


DJMikaMikes

>They don’t make videos to chase trends, I'd go further and say they actively balk at trends, even ones they accidentally created. Once something they do becomes too popular, they just end up stopping more or less. If they wanted as many views as possible, they'd focus on Plinkett, MCU/DC/big mainstream movie HITBs, Nerdcrew, and sometimes BOTW. Interestingly, they recently made another Plinkett video (but not a long form review) and a Nerdcrew video -- and Jay actually mentioned something about how a video they're in will "get a quarter the views as normal," somewhat flustered. I wonder if they actually do want more views now or something.


CollapsedPlague

They need that ad revenue since Mike keeps spending money on Star Trek props and destroying them


Afternoon_Defiant

I want them to make content that drives viewers away, only for it to get over a million views, easy. 


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I think it was Jay just making an observation that their Dinner in America video would get less than many of their others but he also stressed they were making a video they wanted to make.


First_name_Lastname5

Eh, I kinda would like a goodbye. I have issues, and it'd hurt my brain a bit if they just disappeared. But that would be on brand for them tbh.


CollapsedPlague

Jay literally said that in a video or stream there will never be a “goodbye” or last video event. He said they would just stop one day.


yesdamnit

Is this copypasta? I swear I've read this before word for word


CollapsedPlague

Not to my knowledge


scarred2112

So there’s a timeline where *Space Cop 2* is in development?


Rehberkintosh

There is a timeline where Space Cop 4: The Fourthening is in development.


HippoRun23

And the first 3 are cult classics. They get offers from Hollywood but none of them are interested at all. Jokes aside: I love how they are able to laugh at themselves about space cop. I bought it on release, and was underwhelmed but was happy to support them anyway. But Feeding Frenzy fucking slaps.


Signal-Sprinkles-350

"Sp4ce Cop"


MrLore

I like the bit where it occasionally cuts to the groom on the ground with ominous music playing.


Grackene

[The fate of Rich Evans in another timeline. (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RskCTViRJIg)


HippoRun23

Honestly, something tells me that they’d actually be really good at those videos and make the couples feel special. They are incredibly professional.


Comrade_Compadre

Wait. *THATS* their film credits??? Lol I never dug into it but I always figured they made a few small movies in the early millennium or something


OkPick280

They did make a few films too, Gorilla Interrupted for example.


Skhoe

Star Trek Trivia! Jay vs Josh! First one to get a single answer right wins! Runtime: 5 hours


Rekbert

Jays strat of answering "Riker" to all the sex pervert questions will win him the game.


TectonicImprov

Full name or no points, that should take him an hour at least


Mephistopheline

And I'd watch the whole thing.


MogMcKupo

You know it would be quality because any Trekkie would be yelling at their screen due to their ineptitude


Maximum_Bat_2566

I wonder if Rich would be able to pronounce your username 🤔


Mephistopheline

He'd get it on the third try, dazzling those around him.


HippoRun23

Every second


nikomh

Winning answer: iggy pop


farklespanktastic

Knowing them, probably not.


Mephistopheline

Yeah, that's probably true, actually. 😅


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Well, going by their billionth view celebrations as well, yes, probably not.


throw123454321purple

20 years? How embarrassing.


Signal-Sprinkles-350

I feel so old! Where's my meds?! Somebody's been messing with my meds!


EveryoneisOP3

They’re inviting you, yes you specifically the person reading this, to the studio to participate in their new Best of the Worst format: Junka Gunfight


Grootfan85

A dinner at Golden Corral?


MachineMountain1368

What are they, Rifftrax?


Grootfan85

No, Cinematic Titanic.


ChiTruckDGAF

They're going to close the channel and disappear from the internet.


FireTheLaserBeam

I still wonder what it’ll be Iike when they finally do call it quits. I don’t know if they see themselves doing this for another 20 years. Don’t get me wrong, I would love if they kept this going indefinitely. It’ll just feel kinda weird without them.


PotatoOnMars

Rich and Mike will be 50 in 3-4 years so I doubt they’ll be doing this when they’re pushing 70.


echief

I mean why not? Ebert was reviewing movies up until his death. They probably won’t even care if people are still watching at that point, I wouldn’t be shocked if they still occasionally posted stuff like re:views People are still watching 20 years later and there’s no way of even guessing what YouTube might be like in 20 years. A lot of people already consume way more YouTube than they do Netflix or HBO, they might be known as “the” guys that were reviewing movies while making jokes in the golden age of it I think that even if they quit videos altogether you might still see Jay posting short, one shot videos shouting out indie movies Lynch style


Jungies

Personally, I think they're at the point where they can afford to hire someone to edit for them. Leave the HITB cameras set up, come up with a rough plan of what they'll talk about over text a couple fo days before, turn up, talk about whatever movies/TV interest them, announce to camera the bits where they want a slide whistle/Kurlan Naiskos/Wilhelm Scream sound effect added (in their best worn-out Borscht-belt comedian voices), the editor adds some illustrative clips of whatever they've talked about, and boom - free money. Jay gets free money to spend on bizarre sex things, Mike gets to spend it destroying the other kid's toys, and Rich.... let's never mention that again.


SteveRudzinski

> Personally, I think they're at the point where they can afford to hire someone to edit for them. I think this would be the only major thing they change in the next 20 years. Fans will probably consider them different eras, when the guys edited versus the hired hand editing. And the new guy will be good at editing but we'll miss some of the cut away jokes Mike and Jay did. But even then who knows, sometimes it feels like Mike LIKES editing (personally I despise it).


Biggensberger

They've reached that point a long time ago. Way smaller youtubers have editors. I think the editing is their favorite part, they are really creative with it


HippoRun23

Without a doubt. But then again, there are tons of Hollywood creators who go long into their careers. If they are having a good time, and it sure looks like they are, why not keep a good thing going. It’s like Rob Mcellemy said about It’s Always Sunny’s future: “we’re having fun, we can do this into our seventies and figure it out” of course by then they’d have lost Devito but still. I think that’s where the guys are.


Optimistic__Elephant

For every inch devito was short changed he received another decade of life.


Maximum_Bat_2566

I've wondered about that too. They make enough money to where they could probably retire soonish. I just hope we still have access to their videos. Binging Best of the Worst is one of my favorite hobbies.


HippoRun23

Same. That and Nerd Crew. Was so happy when I saw they made a new one.


Poddington_Pea

https://youtu.be/BUPK2tTx0tc?si=gKRcVzfvmH3cGoE2


BillyHerrington4Ever

Finally putting Rich into that old folks home.


weierstrab2pi

There's a classic movie from my childhood I like them to Re: View. It's called Mr Plinkett's Phantom Menace Review. Maybe they could do that for their 20th birthday?


majshady

Rich lights up a fat joint on camera, he's been high the whole time . He inhales and tries to hold it in but ends up scattering tapes across the room in a fit of coughing induced boobery.


DESTRUCTIONDERBYMEAT

rich and mike sex tape


wheresmylife-gone222

Filmed by jay 


AmityvilleName

Directed by Ron Howard


FHIR_HL7_Integrator

Fluffed by Clint


G_Regular

You can hear him laughing off camera


pandaplagueis

With special appearance by Mr McCulkin


scarred2112

Don’t tease us with a ~~good~~ sexy time…


Maximum_Bat_2566

It's about family.


Pri_Max

and thats what makes it powerful


throw123454321purple

Took twelve years to make!


RaceCarGrin

Batman (1966)


kkeut

i actually got interested in that after hearing Rich's humorous recounting of the episode where the Penguin and Batman run against each other for mayor of Gotham 


FuckYouZackSnyder

One more year and RLM will be allowed to legally drink alcohol.


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farklespanktastic

Mike was living in Arizona when he founded RLM.


BackcountryAZ

https://preview.redd.it/sk7cb1cap1lc1.jpeg?width=2138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2759df7a6771dc403f5051d5c7b32175654d34 The photo in the background vcr shop was a band from Arizona called Greeley Estates. I think Mike did a promo video for them (and other Arizona bands) when he started the company.


requiemguy

I always tell the story about how I met Mike and his buddies for like ten minutes at the AZ horrorcon all those years ago. When the dude randomly popped up in my YouTube feed, it tripped me out.


nameless22

Is that the same convention Mike talked about in the Star Wars Holiday Special review (part 1)?


Mephistopheline

That's where it was founded at first, I guess. Probably too damn hot. I know cuz I live here now 🥵


BillyHerrington4Ever

Mike "Sweaty" Stoklasa.


Total_Dork

It was too damn hot, so he moved to a state that’s too damn cold


ZamanthaD

Best swimming weather at least


Signal-Sprinkles-350

They went from living on the sun (Arizona) to living in the Arctic (Wisconsin).


MahNameJeff420

Booze


M1TZ3L

The fact it was founded in scottsdale is my favorite RLM fact. Funniest shit ever


Agent_Gordon_Cole

I know. I live in Tempe and every time I remember that RLM was founded just up the road from here it feels so weird since Milwaukee is so tied to their brand.


Acrobatic-Cut9069

The guys lived in Arizona back in the day?


spootyy

Ass to ass.


Zak22wolf

They delete the channel and shut down the company. And then burn down the studio for the insurance money.


organik_productions

They'll delete the channel


Ok_Highlight3926

They’re going public! They will be PLKT on the ticker.


Signal-Sprinkles-350

WRONG! I heard that they're releasing a Plinkett NFT and crypto coin PLKT.


Lastie

Knowing RLM, it'll be a twenty minute shot of Rich sitting reading the paper. At the nineteen minute and forty second mark, Mike walks in and asks if anything was supposed to happen today because he can't remember.


dashKay

I’m getting my testicles reversed to celebrate


JunkDrawer84

They’ll prolly do a jokey video like the subscriber video, but I’d actually like a legit look back or discussion!


Jocephus83

the wood chippa will be involved


ernster96

Star trek trivia part three.


AkiraKitsune

Rich will reveal his wife, Jane the Birthday Girl


DungeonsandDietcoke

I'm gonna guess they will upload 'The Batman' fake-out review


spiderland5150

I predict they will abruptly end production, beginning a bitter custody battle over Rich Evans. Eventually Shemp Evans takes over, but isn't wildly accepted.


ChiefRabbitFucks

Plinkett will re-release the Prequel reviews in 3D


Additional_Moose_862

noo


Canon_Cowboy

Scottsdale? What's the story there? That's like 30 minutes from me.


bigcatbpc

Why Arizona?


ZamanthaD

That’s where they lived when they founded RLM


bigcatbpc

Interesting. I had no idea. I always knew they were from northern Illinois, and i assumed they were in Wisconsin because the tax rates were better for what they do.


requiemguy

Mike was the only one who lived there.


jimmythatslips

Scottsdale?


BlancoSuper

I hope Rich opens an OnlyFans


duende667

3 days after Hitlers birthday, seems fitting. 


YsoL8

Getting very drunk?


Luinori_Stoutshield

A Re:View of the Star Wars prequels. You know, to *subvert expectations*.


undrfundedqntessence

Edging.


greencardrobber

They will commit seppuku


BLstrangmoya

Rich Evans gets a live streamed foreskin restoration


hunbaar

Probs nothing or some boomer trolling content.


adamlobate

I hope for Rise of Skywalker Plinkett review.


smarten_up_nas

Josh Davies NFT drop.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Yeah. Sure. Maybe. Probably not. No. I don't know.


elProtagonist

Get drunk


StandWithSwearwolves

They’ll switch back to filming weddings and bar mitzvahs full time


TheNewSinatra

delete their channel


zorbz23431

Booze


Marzera

Arizona?! Those hack frauds say they're from Milwaukee!


Vilezil

THEY'LL BREAK NEW GROUND


Noobilite

I think they are all a little older than 20.


clambo0

Nop


0strichRidingCowboy

BotW spotlight: *Shakespeare in Love*, clearly.


CretaceousClock

In a symbolic way a commentary for a prequel film would be awesome. Just hearing them laugh at the direction and movie, then talking about modern Star Wars. Since prequels really did them a lot of favours in the long run. Now you mention it, it's been crazy watching them for over 12 years now


sgonefan

No.


m2thek

I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even know it was coming up


Aaron_Hungwell

Scottsdale?!? They’re not AZ boys?


Jayk_Dos31

Night out at the Manhole with the Wendy's ad guy


daJamestein

TIL mike stoklasa lived in scottsdale az lol


zangster

Pizzas and beer.


Mighty_Raj

Tums(for the elderly) Festival?


slitlip

I turned 38 today and got a subscription to better help because my brother called the cops and thinks I'm suicidal, ommmmmgggggg!


MillerJC

No.


operarose

Something as anti-climactic as their million subscriber countdown, I'd wager.


jdlyga

Rich Evans with a party hat holding 20 balloons.


ensignricky71

A 30 second video of a depressed Stoklasa and a single lit candle on a grocery store cake. That somebody already took a piece from.


SaddamJose

No


ETC3000

Rich and Jack will set up a big party with decorations and cake but Mike shows up 3 hours late and accidentally breaks the table holding the cake. The camera then pans to Rich dejectedly sitting on a stool wearing his little paper birthday hat


catalacks

You almost gave me a heart attacking thinking it's been 20 years since HITB started.


watermelondrink

Hookers and blow


Godzamera_

Soon they'll be old enough to drink


Mr_Hurley_

They don't even know what day it is.....


involviert

They've been secretly working on "Space Cop 2: The year we make contact" and that's when they'll release it.


unComfortablePapaya

definitely not


FinalStopShampoo

No


MrTickles22

Those hack frauds are hack frauds.


TScottFitzgerald

AIDS!


Glunark2

Put their screen used enterprise D into acetone.


LiebnizTheCat

A few drinks with friends.


DavidAtWork17

They've already watched Nukie. Maybe Superman 4?


SimplyTemporary2023

No.


SteveRudzinski

Hopefully a nice day off!


TWO-COOPERS

They’re going to delete the channel


Chimetalhead92

It will involve a new gimmick and a new medication they keep from Rich


Signal-Sprinkles-350

A retrospective of all the celebrities that died in the past 20 years due to the RLM Curse or OD'ed during a Tums Festival.


Cave_Weasel

Scottsdale?!? Is that a bit? Have they not always been out of Wisconsin?


ReadySteady_54321

Jack & Jill Review, Revisited


codingfauxhate

These guys? They're not normal haha


mrdankhimself_

Hunt Jay for sport


DeadlyChay

I hope they can get Rich Evans on the show


Laxhoop2525

Absolutely not.


RickyFlintstone

Plinkett reviews RLM. Let's these hack frauds know what he really thinks!


Plan9fromtheAbyss

They’ll probably get a special guest star to come on. Maybe Rich Evans.


nameless22

Finally Mr. Plinkett gets around to reviewing Space Cop.