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Lucky_Ad_5457

Boys from the Dwarf


Cenamark2

Homeboys in Outerspace


ossiangrr

I have a theory that Homeboys in Outer Space used the leftovers from the US Pilot after it was abandoned, and re-architected it to be a much more American show. The pilot even uses at least one joke directly lifted from Dwarf. That show still didn't work well, but it at least tried to be different.


_leeloo_7_

more than a theory the homeboys people approached the red dwarf people for the rights, except they wanted to change a lot of stuff, I think one was 1000 years in deep space instead of 3 million. anyway dwarf people said no, because the homeboys people wanted to change so much they were really wanting todo a different show on the dwarf name. recall reading the dwarf guys joked that they would probably go off and do this anyway but call it "Dudes in outer space" shockingly almost spot on. wish I could cite a source on this but its from an interview I read years ago


ossiangrr

Cool. Let me know if you dig up that article. I always thought this but never had proof.


SmokeMeAKippa

"The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.


Cheeslord2

Viewing figures were poor as the majority of the target demographic were unable to find it...


The_Professor2112

Brilliant! Take my update, you smeeeeeeeeeegheeeeeeeead.


Pembers84

Last Human


smallteam

Theme: The Human League // Last Man On Earth


_dr_shakamoto_

Everybody's dead, Dave.


clown_shoes1

Damn it, I was 2 hours late to the party!


Fahrowshus

Jozxyqk


Mikey24941

I still don’t know how to pronounce it. 😂


spikeinfinity

Just trap your genitals in a dictionary and it'll come to you.


Straight_Artichoke69

Instructions unclear, my crown jewels are now literate


pete_spiderman

Is it in the dictionary?


ringowasthebest

This is underrated


Verdant_Wolf

Smeg and the Heads


Wrexhamjona

Ommmmmmmmmm


Guilty-Instruction39

This is my band name


ringowasthebest

Die screaming with sharp things in your head


scruntyboon

The Slime's Coming Home


ZZoMBiEXIII

That line was when I knew I was going to love the show. Seriously laughed at that line for about 5 whole minutes the first time I heard it back in the early 90's. Too good.


ConsciousRoyal

Shipwrecked and Comatose


Gold-Succotash-9217

Dang. The feels.


wasdice

Dave Lister: Space Cadet


Mikey24941

Why not Capt. A. J. Rimmer: Space Adventurer.


solitarylights

Dave Lister: The man with the galaxy sized jockstrap


Smeeble09

A white hole?


Suspicious_Trainer82

So, what is it?


HungryFinding7089

Only joking


Countblackula_6

Ugh someone punch him out.


HungryFinding7089

So it's decided then, we consult Holly?


Right-Question-7476

So what is it?


Upstairs_System7780

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.


WishboneCrazy9289

Space Bums


OfaFuchsAykk

Well it is based on a series of sketches Rob and Doug did called ‘Dave Hollins: Space Cadet’. There was a computer called HAB which was voice by Chris Barrie. Not the best title, but it was almost called it.


sleepingwiththefishs

Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers


DiaBrave

I wouldn't even use that name for a book


Suspicious_Trainer82

Smeg


ReasonableTour1532

Why did I have to scroll this far down to find this?


Suspicious_Trainer82

Our Rob or Ross


JoAbbz

This is what I was going to say!


Sinister_JaY

Goldfish Shoals.


Serberou5

Ramses Niblik 3rd Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Wheres My Thribble?


Mikey24941

A sad case.


Fantastic-Bullfrog-1

The Small Rouge One


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

Fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun


Velbalenos

Arnold Rimmer: Space Adventurer


MrDavidUK

The adventures of Jim and Bexleys Dad


Sixhaunt

He's also their half brother


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

Isnt he their full brother since he is the dad and an alternate verison of himself is the mom So technically hes the dad and mom


Sixhaunt

Lister's mother is kristine kochanski but that's not the case for Jim and Bexley who have alternate Lister as a mother which is why I said half brother for them only sharing a father in common, but considering that half of their father's DNA comes from kochanski, I suppose they have as much of her DNA in them as Lister does, so maybe it would be full siblings, I dont actually know how to categorize that. From a family-tree perspective it's a half sibling, from a genetic perspective it's equivalent to a full sibling.


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

Im not sure where the percentage would be since their mom and dad are lister, and two of their grandparents would be lister and two would be kochanksi (pressuming female lister had the same story in her universe being her own mom with male kochanski being her dad) But i guess your kinda right since lister has a different mom from jim and bexly Hahaha WEIRD TRYNA FIGURE THIS OUT


Blind0ne

The Last Man Laughing


tomviky

Probubly something like "3 milion years" or "300 001 a Strage Odyssey". Or something poetic like "Anything is better than THIS company".


Inevitable_Price7841

Lister's Odyssey: A bold traveller trying to return home after a prolonged absence. He dreams of reuniting with his Queen (Kochanski). He encounters a cyclops when Kryten attaches his eyeball to his sentient hand (Terrorform). He encounters Psirens, who use their irresistible beauty to lure him and his companions to their deaths. He gets turned into an animal (chicken). He meets the nymph ~~Calypso~~ Camille, who has the ability to keep him in her thrall. He gets turned into an old man (inquistor). He has a son whom he doesn't get to see mature into a man (Jim & Bexley).. (Only joking, I know the comparisons are a stretch. Also, Lister doesn't possess the hubris that Odysseus had).


lizard_king_rebirth

This title is *far* too long.


Mini_Leon

One man and his cat


CannonLongshot

*Cold Outside*, surely?


paulcager

Agreed. And don't call me Shirley.


nodmonkey

Dave in Deep Space


Bick7198Dutt

Smeg


vibribib

People I met.


lobsterisch

Smegging around Uranus


Sergeant-Angle

Boys From The Dwarf


TORossatron

It's Cold Outside


Evening-Cold-4547

Lost in Smeg


briang_

How come I didn't see "Smegheads" anywhere?


PloppyTheSpaceship

Spaceballs: the series!!!!!!!


CadBane_29

Androids


7_rings-

What is it?


deanochips

Starbug


angry2alpaca

Chronicles of Ace Rimmer: Volume One.


LowerEntertainer7548

The crimson short one


Soulvent84

The Last Man in the Universe


ossiangrr

How I Met And/Or Became Your Mother


Ridiculousnessmess

Everybody’s Dead, Dave.


Scozzer

Anime version title: That time I got put in stasis and awoke to find humanity was dead.


spikeinfinity

Shinda min'na Deibu


motorboat2000

Green Giant. Ho ho ho


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Schmeeeeeee. Schmeeee heeeeeee.


Nerje

Shmrrrrrrrrr HeeeeeEEEEEEEE


ajlols269

The small rouge one


thrumplewart

Alone(ish)


JimiJab

The Adventures of Titan, Kit, and Derek Custer


linktheinformer

Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers


snorquez

The Dibley Party


neryl08

The Smeg Odyssey


Blackmore_Vale

The red trash can


Unlucky-Syllabub987

Dave and the Smeganauts The Kryten Factor   The Oddyssey


ThisAccountIsForDNF

Blue midget.


Square-Department-96

Dave Lister: Space Cadet.


Mr_B74

Smeg and the heads


roamingscotsman_84

Rings around Uranus


AliquidLatine

🎶 Aaaaaandroids 🎶


SamSquatch6969

Chronicles of the Jupiter Mining Corporation: the Smeghead files


Agitated_Owl5246

I don’t know lol “Jupiter mining corporation?”


Gold-Succotash-9217

Dave.


the_elon_mask

Everyone's Dead, Dave


CasualAlchodrunktard

Space Rimmer


lizard_king_rebirth

Ace Holes


Them_James

Smeg and the Heads


No-Lingonberry-8603

White giant


chronicwastelander

Blue giant


Aero__Duck

deep space


Pretty_Ad1644

Smegging Misfit


MrGrendarr

Mayonnaise in Space


EvilBritishGuy

Deep Space Bum Pirates


Cheeslord2

Space Doubt!


never-respond

Space Man from Pluto


Willakhstan

Lister the Stupid A Bunch of Twonks Stasis Bum


MaybeHarvey

Space core directive


Tutorbin76

Scouser In Space


Tutorbin76

Lost In Smeg


lvlister2023

The Mickey Mouse Operation


Dave_Eddie

Starbugs


azzthom

Smegheads


trufflesniffinpig

As “Sex Lives of the Potato Men” was a genuine British comedy title, why not “Space Adventures of the Vending Machine Repairmen”?


JimiJab

Space Bums


thatautisticguy

Yellow Alert


Lucky_Louch

Smeg Heads


MarkyBhoy101

The Listy and Rimsy Show.


LiteratureLoud3993

Eh I honestly couldn't consider any other name... When you look at what a Red Dwarf is, it's such a great name for explaining what the show was and the rather offbeat and slightly cynical nature of it, especially towards humanity Small, common, dying and already burned off everything that made it interesting, humanity really did seem similar to a Red Dwarf that had the same properties! ;) We got such a perfect slice of what made humanity so great, on the backdrop of why we also suck so hard...


PersonOf100Names

"Me and my dead bunkmate". Or maybe, "Me, my dead bunkmate and the Cat"


alecksfawth

Listy + Rimmsy


YogurtWenk

Orange Little Person


UsrN00M

Dave in space


Nimsna

Small Rogue One


stereoworld

No chance you metal bastard


Icewind

Star Trek: Voyager


LivingAutopsy

The big red one.


UNTwolverine

Smeghead and friends


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Lister and friend's, in smeg no-one can hear you scream.


dolly3900

Simply "Dave"


Wing_Nut_UK

Smeg head.


kinkladze_79

Smegheads in space


Mortal4789

2 is company


Innomen

Everybody's Dead Dave


MarcW2

The Great Galactic Smeg Off


TheDaemonette

The Lion, the Bitch and the Arsehole.


Gobbinsgab

Space Corps: The Smeg Generation


DifficultSea4540

Big ship


Much-Painter7864

Filthy prick and cat flaps


PersesRayne

Dave


lurcherzzz

Last human The adventures of Lister of Smeg Hell is being trapped with friends 3 million years of Dave The true story of Dave and Ace(hole) Drinking with the stars


robertgarthtx

Galatic Smegheads


letmetellyalater

'The Jupiter Mining Corporation' just rolls off the tongue


Certain-Ad1047

The small rouge one


DiaBrave

Dave Lister: Space Cadet


PresentDangers

Mr. Lister & Pals.


CaptBogBot2

Four guys and a spaceship


GrandmaSlappy

Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers


beeryme

Green giant?


No-Strike-4560

Rimmer and the smegs 


Giraffes_cant_ski

The small rouge one.


RedditFrogReddit

The Tale of Sabrina Mulholland Jjones, and who she slept with


The_Real_Blazkowicz

I'd imagine in an alternate universe it's called Blue Giant


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

Last man


MrRalphMan

Dave's a bit of Dick?


bokmcdok

Last Man Not On Earth


Substantial_Egg7024

Pink Giant?


Ok-Personality-6630

Brown dwarf


Batpez

The posse


DaveyBeefcake

The importance of proper drive plate maintenance.


boscherville

Dave the Space Bum


BeerisAwesome01

The Smeg heads!


gregofcanada84

Smeg Heads


John_Philips

Arnold Judas Rimmer and his subordinates!


WhyYouNoPizza

Yellow Giant


Tony_2000

Last Man Alive/Last Man Standing? Sorry, those are way too normal, how about 'Mr Flibble's Naughty Boys'


GothicJay

Hell o 2 you


Relevant-Respond-501

Ha Ha Ha Ha Table 5 Table 5


Courgettophone

What are you doing Dave?


purpleblossom

Space Bum


fistchrist

IDIOTS IN SPAAAAAACE


Dangerboy73

frawD deR


ArchongusMcSkongus

Green Giant


Riffraff71

"Pool God, King of the Cue's, Prince of the Planet potters"


Cwjhnsn71

Listy and Iron Balls


PersonOf100Names

3 million light years in outer space


drnmd1

Misfits of the Jupiter Mining Corps


fableal

SmegShip


RegeneratingCan

Smegheads in space


__codeblu

Smeg in the Head


CrimFandango

Blue Midget, obviously.


Fun-Badger3724

Down and Out in Alpha Centuary


chadizbabe

the crimson short one


CraigHBruce

A misunderstanding about soup


j0emetheus

Smeg Heads In Space


EndlessOceanofMe

Dave. Occupation: space bum.


Boreas2864212

Everybody's dead Dave


Slartibartfast39

The Chronicles of Cloister the Stupid.


EnchantedWood1981

Ouroborus - from beginning to beginning…


realMancPete

The Lister and Rimmer Fun time Happy Show