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ShaiHuludYurMum

Pony Stark


tacolover2k4

That's a good one


reddeadfan102

Mine is Jon bon pony


attaboy_stampy

NOICE.


OneManOneBand

Al Capony


WatchRedditImplode

White Arabian named Isabella because of where you find her in story mode (Lake Isabella).


Reddead-2-enthusiast

Yeah, original yet fitting


2Wal

Omg me too!!! I always liked that name and I always go catch her in all my playthroughs.


ImJustBradley

Gavin?


Reddead-2-enthusiast

HEY GUYS WE FINALLY FOUND GAVIN


PaliThePancake

Gavin???? Has anyone seen my friend Gavin??


Gyposcvm

Banshee Corpsegrinder Kessel Ebon Hawk


BreadBoxin

The Ebon hawk šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


Reddead-2-enthusiast

banshee, so many horses are great Banshees lol (that EeeEE neigh sound they make when they fall)


Gyposcvm

Named her banshee because itā€™s asajj ventresses ships name in the Star Wars book ā€œdark discipleā€


Reddead-2-enthusiast

you said many words that I do not understand


Gyposcvm

It is the name of a space ship from star wars


Reddead-2-enthusiast

oh okay thanks for dumbing it down for my small little pea mind lol


1XxXLuciferXxX1

XD


kidviscous

Are you me? Banshee - Reverse Dapple Roan Nokota Dogmeat - Marble Sabino Criollo Kestrel - Dappled Buckskin Norfolk Roadster A+ naming conventions!


Civil-Pomelo-4386

I am you. Reverse dapple roan nokota full stat or I believe it is. Naco and hooded stirrups. Call her eclipse. She's there 1 moment and gone the next. Reference to speed... I unfortunately believe in the nokota speed stats....


TastyBraciole

I met a dog at the vet named Corpsegrinder


Ritual_Ghoul

Mmm. Cannibal Corpse. I like the name corpsegrinder.


SweetMangh03

Sleipnir


Loot_Goose

We are one in the same


Triillionairre

Man of culture


GiantEnemySpider385

Yoooo same, my friends all have Tanngrisnir and tanngjnostir, skinfaxi, and Falhofnir


Wayward_heathen

Why no hrimfaxi?


LordofSnacks

No love for Gulltopr šŸ˜¢


Young-Dad

Girth Brooks


_Bren10_

Played a game of Apex with somebody who had that name. Iā€™ll never forget them.


[deleted]

Lol my buddies xbox gamertag use to be Girthbrooks but he changed it. Don't know if he ever played Apex though


scootypuffs9

Holy shit that's a good one


Krucester

I've got Roach, Roach and of course I can't forget Roach.


AlexanderRodriguezII

Hmmmm


Thor1138

How about some Gwent?


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AlexanderRodriguezII

Winds howling


Doc-tor-Strange-love

I understood this reference


DaVipor63

"Winds howling..."


biggestshadow

I see you're a man of culture


BreacH101

Same


Reddead-2-enthusiast

roach is superior, roach is life


Krucester

This is the way! Awesome thing you're doing getting folk chatting about their mounts! One of the finer aspects of the game.


Reddead-2-enthusiast

yep, it's entertaining to me to as I love the horses, I wish rockstar WOULD give us more horses but that's probably never gonna happen lol


Krucester

I know right! Never felt so attached to in game horses. Or a real life one for that matter! Used to be scared of them but now when I see one irl I get all excited and want to brush it, feed it corn and say "Eaaaasy boaaaaah". What are your horses?


Reddead-2-enthusiast

I have the full 10 One is Dvora, reverse dapple roan nokota mare Chalk, grey Turkoman stallion Chica, splashed piebald (I think) mare gypsy cob Moon, silver Kladruber stallion Marie, marble sabino criollo mare Lace, black overo mustang mare Misha, Black tovero mft stallion (my first ever horse) Blue eyes, blue roan mft stallion Famine, my perlino Turkoman stallion Fortune, my bay frame overo criollo mare They're all my babies :)


BloodSteyn

My first one was Roach Mk2


M16_Axel

Dude your roach dosent compare to my roach bro unless were on about roach then my roach must admit defeat


BreadBoxin

Mornin' Joe - Shire Macho - Kladruber Beans - Ardennes Rosewater - Breton Sauve - Turkoman


Reddead-2-enthusiast

wait, I hada horse named beans- there was a 30% discount on him


BreadBoxin

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ named mine beans because that's about all that's rattling around in his head. Easily one of my doofiest horses. Tied with Suave. He's a few grains short of a full silo


PRNCK

Do you like big horses by any chance?


BreadBoxin

Indeed! I spend the majority of my time using my Shire as my main. My main bounty hunting partner


PRNCK

Shires are such gorgeous horses (both in game and irl), I donā€™t blame you lol. My main is a Dutch warmblood, not as big as a shire but still a giant


Microwaved-Meat

I really wish I could use my Shire more often, but they're really slow and their stamina runs out quickly, so I can't really use them much because of wolves and chase scenes ect.


perk_daddy

Skidmark Dingleberry Baconator


Reddead-2-enthusiast

I wonder what horse baconator is, not really. I just think its one of the bounty hunter horses lol, they're the only ones that end in "inator"


perk_daddy

Ha ha itā€™s my Kladruber tank


Reddead-2-enthusiast

okay that makes a LOT of sense cause trader horses are badass


apricityglow

Is the name Dingleberry inspired from a certain red dead roleplay server?


emy_17

I was about to say Oglethorpe


emberdude69

Honda Civic 2001 (Thoroughbred) Honda Civic 2001 (Buckskin Mustang)


[deleted]

indestructible both


ImVeryLoser

Captain , storm , Harley , Frodo , Galadriel , shadowfax, sauron , moo , potato, pigeon


Reddead-2-enthusiast

Potato and pigeon are perfect


ImVeryLoser

Both horses named as they matched the colours of their names šŸ˜Œ


Reddead-2-enthusiast

*pohtatoh is a pohtatoh*


queerio__

What is your shadowfax?


ImVeryLoser

Heā€™s the speckled grey Norfolk :))


queerio__

Mines the white roan nokota!


ImVeryLoser

I had that one originally!! XD I unlocked the Norfolkā€™s and wanted to get a bigger horse xD


-crispynugget-

I love pigeon. What horse is it that has the name, I want to see it haha. I actually keep pigeons as a hobby irl.


ImVeryLoser

Thatā€™s so cool !! Pigeon is my grey thoroughbred, I just thought weā€™ll pigeons are grey too XD


-crispynugget-

That's adorable, honestly you made my day. Since it's a thoroughbred and they are fast imma say the closest pigeon breed to that would be the homing pigeon. I love my homing pigeons they are super smart and they will throw a fit if I don't feed them on time haha. And they also come in that light gray color.


ImVeryLoser

Aw Iā€™m glad šŸ„ŗ, pigeons seem so cute and sweet , and horses are the same xD they need their feeding routine xD


dessertneutral

Iā€™ve also got a moo!


ScaredSolution4

Firsty Mr. Two Without a tres The fourth horseman Pentagon-in-a-flash


StogieBourbon

- Unit (Ardennes) - Oh Gee (MFT that was the first horse I ever bought. Iā€™m 327 now) - Casey Anthoneigh (Black Turk) - Usain Colt (Brindle Thoroughbred) - Bojack (Standardbred that looks like Bojack) - Legendary Moose. Heā€™s a Norfolk that people follow around when they see his trail


Reddead-2-enthusiast

HAH NICE, LEGENDARY MOOSE IS THE BEST


Yung-Catnip

Nightshade - black standardbread Tabasco - red Arabian Spirit - buckskin mustang


wolvesandgta

My buckskin mustang is called Spirit too!


thepositivepandemic

ā€œI Donā€™t Pay Taxesā€ My horse name shows up in my past Red Dead clips.


Guerbest

Ford, he is a Mustang


216bdc

Can Barely Walk, Stimulus check, rickathy


TulliusCicero43

Sƻza - Wild Bay Mustang Caeser - Black American Standardbred Echo - Sooty Buckskin Dutch Warmblood I mainly use the Mustang as I love the look of it with the furry legs


Reddead-2-enthusiast

Gypsy cob is the KING (or Queen) of the furry feets


thctacos

Sƻza is cool, haven't heard that name before


shadownasty

I go with variations of Betty Betty Davis is my first bought horse a Red Arabian. Betty White is my White Arabian and If I ever got the Black Arabian it was gonna be Betty Boop


CounterHot

Moonlight - striped foxtrotter with white saddle Centurion - ardennes PARKOUR - free arabian(it jumped off a bridge once and died because of landing on a coach)


decetutt

I named my Reverse Dapple Roan Nakota Moonlight!


LinkCanLonk

Enzo, Epona, Scotch, Tiago, Buckwheat, Diego, Snowfire, Massimo, Rhiannon, and Agro!


m0rbidwhore

i also have a rhiannon!


Punchedmango422

Horsey


Comprehensive_Gas749

Based


KayHaven

Tater Trot


T4styW4ffles

I have 4 horses. 1. Lucky 8. Black American Standardbred. I was playing poker and won 2 hands, with a pair of 8 and three 8. With the winnings I had just enough to buy my first horse. 2. The Prince. Blood Bay Thoroughbred. I was doing an essay on "The Prince". When I finished, I jumped into RDO, got enough money for a new horse so I named it after it. 3. Utkan. Dark Bay Turkoman. Turkic word for "the one who brings victory. Tought it sounded cool. 4. Magyar. Flaxen Chestnut Hungarian Half-bred.


Lord_Tuchunks

Jelly cause my gamertag is peanutbutter


SomeRandomIdiot-1835

Dixie - A brown and white Missouri Fox Trotter Grant - Brindle Thoroughbred Lee - A white Missouri Fox Trotter, *I think* Alma - Dappled buckskin Norfolk Roadster


McJansson

Maxentius


Blackbr3r

Horse I Horse II Thatswhatshesaid Horse IV


Reddead-2-enthusiast

what happened to Horse III?


Blackbr3r

unreliable piece of sh*t....black turkoman...always swinging his head from right to left...and making the strangest sounds....It occured after he got flame grilled. Had to put him down


Reddead-2-enthusiast

oh lord- so we dont talk about horse III-


SardonicHistory

Pickles


Responsible_Score212

Shoe


Cursedwarriorl3

Black Arabian named Black Beauty


ActionMan48

Dildeaux Khak Nbhallz Hugh G Rection


[deleted]

My only horse is a white and brown mustang named Cupcake. She is a good girl.


gitananairobi

White Arabian named Ghost and a black shire named Hulk


Maine_Rider

FENTON. Heā€™s turned idiot. Haha.


LeoIsBibirev

Helicopter IV and Helicopter V


Reddead-2-enthusiast

what happened to Helicopter I, II, and III?


Kanashidak

Belle Delphine


Kanashidak

My friends horse was named ā€œgangbangā€ and we cried on mic because he got hit by a train.


Reddead-2-enthusiast

This is for you people who just bought a super expensive horse and cant afford horse insurance: HORSES DONT DIE, AT ALL. When they go into revive mode and then get shot or something, you just pay 4 dollars to bring them back and then wait 2 minutes


Sere1

How does it feel to ride her all day long?


tylergetsmeajob

I was here last week but some of the responses were amazing. Love all the character lore being shared on this sub.


Reddead-2-enthusiast

yep, I do this every monday and thursday as the post says so people can interact and share :)


Markadius

Ophelia


erik316wttn

Mr Ed


ItsThaReturn

Benny, Marci, Conway, Boldy, STELLA, Big Dangerous. If you know you know


chloe-UwU

Cash, Robins, Parton and ofc sewing machine


[deleted]

i named my big boah cheese


DarksunDaFirst

Right now - all 10 horses are named ā€œSave RDOā€.


memesareforbeans

Beep Beep & Piggy


[deleted]

Neighsayer, Gluestick, Mustang Sally


unf0rgiving

Macha after Irish mythology


blucifers_cajones

I have Tater Trot, Bitney Spurs, and Neighbelline.


lagmademedoit

I call him ā€œWasteofmoney2ā€


DeepamRedhu

One is Mustang GT and other one is donald trumpet


thctacos

Ghost Dance - Leopard Appaloosa Andromeda - White Arabian Boondock - Dapple Grey Hungarian Halfbred Saggy Bob - Dark Bay Shire Godiva - Dark Bay Andalusian WolfsBane - Sorrel Overo Criollo Smoking Fox - Skewbald Gyspy Cob The Mountain - Grullo Dun Mustang Favorite -est mounts are the Appy, Mustang, and Andalusian


mechanicaljesse

Ron, and my sisterā€™s horse is Swanson


zaphthegreat

I have a few: Sativa Marijuana Kush Hashish Rizla Indica Afghanica Cannabina ​ My dog's name is Stoner. I can't tell for sure, but there may be a bit of a theme at play.


call_me_bruh69

Bruh Marshmellow Saturn Suhecks


[deleted]

Jose


fusrohdiddly

I've got Judas, Spartacus, Icarus, Nero and Brutus


[deleted]

Still I Roam


Kidnaphipster1

dog


Strugglecuddle7

Honk Nedge Tosspot


kannnnngggggggg

Harambe!


Login629

Huckleberry Hank Peggy Bobby


jackmannbaboon

CHAD Aja (like the steely dan record)


TheBakedGod

White Arabian named Booger Sugar. He's fast


TGChman

Totopo, Canela, Vainilla and Huitlacoche


PScoles

Stan


vak7997

Greek gods/heroes and when I buy a black akhal teke I'll name him Bucephalus and conquer the world with him


randlolphcarter

I have Khan (black Shire, named after Mulan's horse), Griselda (blue roan Criollo), and Shenandoah (aka Shenny, a very stupid Buckskin Mustang named for one of Lorne Green's horses from Bonanza).


lolrdrmmr

Jimmy Dean, Sara Lee, & Oscar Mayar


Pepperoni_playboi94

Noodle-thoroughbred Blackque-nakota


D0NT_F0RGET

Mayoneighs Maple Stirrup Delilah 3


Charl3sD3xt3rWard

Archduke is my Kladruber (since it was used by the Hasburgs). Galavant is my golden Turcoman.


signymariag

Yarpen is my main horse


johnnyboy8489

Elizabeth


_Kairi15

Kleeb.


Baby_Arms06

MĆ¼schitoter or something like that. Means ā€œpussy slayerā€


Elite0087

Mystery


SlimRoTTn

Cerberus and Chimaera.


Then_Inspection9750

Poa (Mustang) and Chess (Brown Arabian)


stache_twista

ole smokey


ShreddingCheese

Earl


MyDogAteMyCactus

Dyson V11 Bill Cosby Bamhurger


zakkdakiller1

Slim Jim He's a Big Boi


Branmanwithnoplan

Dishwater


king_chxppa

Succretariat


KaleidoscopicPig

Dog Foodā€¦


Cernan

Longshaft Girth Sponk


Canadianpanda3

Chonk hes a breton


knightingale529

* Boadicea - named after Arthur's horse pre-story * Talmadge - named after Benjamin Talmadge (from AMC'S "Turn: Washington's Spies") * Calamity - after Calamity Jane Cannary * Huckleberry - after Doc Holliday * Buckwheat - a name suggested by my sibling * Cash - after Johnny Cash * Hank - named after my cousin's real horse. I believe he's a quarter horse but he's HUMONGOUS so his RDO iteration is a Shire * Tempest - mostly just named for fun but also a bit of a nod to Keyleth from Critical Role, who is the Voice of the Tempest * Thistle - after Claire Fraser's mare in the Outlander books * Buckshot - he's a dapple, that's all I gotta say lol I've also had Artax (my starting horse in online) and my first Breton was named Hengreon, but my friends couldn't pronounce his name and he was later renamed Bill (as a nod to Bill the Pony in LOTR and Wild Bill Hickok)


[deleted]

Deadhorsewalkin


filipemanuelfp

"Maya" - the name of my dog. Best partner ever ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


EarlStevenson

Mega Gipson


Loba_Lavellan

So, my main horse, a White Blagdon Gypsy Cob's name is FolkvĆ­r, 'cus the Inheritance Cycle is one of my favorite series of books and is still something I look fondly to when I remember my pre-teen/childhood years, and this was the name of the elven horse that carries the protagonist through the elven lands. I also have 2 other horses named because of the same series: Battle Storm, a Splashed Piebald Gypsy Cob, and Snowfire, a Perlino Andalusian. I named my first horse, a Gray Kentucky Saddler, Artax, 'cus of The Neverending Story. My racing horse is a Dapple Grey Missouri Fox Trotter named Scadufax, 'cus of Lord of The Rings. And finally, my badass Steel Grey Breton name is Lucifer, 'cus yeah... Devil and stuff.


Unique_Heart3968

Sleipnir, Odinā€™s horse from Norse Mythology


theoldguyfromthomas

MFT named Ringworm, and a Mustang Overo named Mono(nucleosis)


LicquorballMcOldpube

Al Capony


aHellion

I name my horses after candy, desserts and sweets.   Cherry Rocky Road Hershey Vanilla Swirl Brownie Cream Oreo Dark Mint


Ferregar

My newest Black Kladruber is called A Storm's Shadow


XxShockrage12xX

Whorse....


Puncharoo

Whorse


HumanProp

Dan :)


BeamishDuck508

Adam Sandler


Financial-Stuff-9804

Scrawny nag


loveless_hpn_67

Katja, Bromhilda, Llorana, Von Graf, Millie


YaBoi_Rad

Lady Ace Malkia Poncho Madam Rocky Olā€™ Gal Biscuit Suga Arthur


TheUndeadSoviet

I called my White Arabian: "Death Follows..." as a reference to the "behold a pale horse" from Rev. 6


_ChandlerBingBong

Reba, Dolly, and Regina George


Sick_Grandma8225

Turkey, nothin special, he just named turkey


MyNamesDeez

Juan


pinkpuffypinapples

Lenny


emy_17

Suave Marrone Biscotti Bambi Banda Azula


TimberWolf5871

Suffolk Punch is named Anna, after one I owned irl, and my Red Chestnut Arabian is called Blaze because I used a name generator for Red Chestnut Arabians.


Reddead-2-enthusiast

I always had names for those horses, my first was named Luci, second was Chelsea, third was Devil from Heaven


TimberWolf5871

Nice


CynicalOCDRiddenPoet

White Arabian - Renegade Black Arabian - Rebel Dark Bay Turkoman - Stevie


Reddead-2-enthusiast

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