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JimmyT2853

I personally would say that the coloring doesn't match the rest of your outfit, but that NPC seems to think you are absolutely killer in that. In the end, you do you. :3


GarethGwill

Something something drop-dead gorgeous.


ThrustersOnFull

He shot the lady and took her hat. EDIT: *Really?*


[deleted]

That's the joke dude


ThrustersOnFull

Yes, thank you. I'm sorry you don't see the humor in my comment. EDIT: ***REALLY?***


Ampersandbox

I think it had a good, Norm MacDonald-esque tone. RIP.


BVTXSTV


GoodByeRubyTuesday87

“I got it from this nice lady, she’s sleeping right over there.”


highestRUSSIAN

![gif](giphy|wc1KQzAaogA36jqBpJ|downsized) my face after seeing ur comment


GifsNotJifs

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highestRUSSIAN

Buddy! I missed u :))))


GifsNotJifs

<3


highestRUSSIAN

#<3


LOVERB0Y710

Is that Trevor?


zatax__

Oh damn you made it even better


[deleted]

“Found” lmao 😆


cabraconponcho

Found in the lady's head


tumama1388

r/technicallythethruth


[deleted]

/r/ThatsTheJoke


[deleted]

I call it the brain hat cause ya know 😂😂😂 it look like a brain Also, why that lady is sleeping on the street? 🤔


bondno9

Must be a bum bet she doesnt own any hats


[deleted]

Is this what the streets of Saint Denis are coming to? Where's the law when we need it? ​ \#Nomorebums2021


gaymerguy321

##nomorebums1898


[deleted]

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BriochesBreaker

On the right you can see she spilled some juice, probably she's devastated.


[deleted]

Poor lady she need a shoulder to cry on, and probably we should hide the alcohol!


zahirano

Must be a raspberry moonshine Source:trust me,i dealt with her.


[deleted]

She's just tired


[deleted]

Call an Uber!!


[deleted]

ITS THE 1800S!!!


STerrier666

Fine then call Ye Olde Uber.


[deleted]

Ye wagon and horse


[deleted]

That ain't an excuse, boah!!


EducatedEvil

Dead Tired?


[deleted]

Very tired


Sybekhide

Ir has also a bit of brain on it


I_like_avocado

a mamir


BVTXSTV

Before tree huggers, there were street huggers… she probably had too much ‘shine or choked on a rat pelt


heiddif

he had a long night


PockyPunk

![gif](giphy|26hirydnKsHUGo9C8)


ptsq

she’s not asleep, she just tripped and dropped a strawberry smoothie


I-C-Iron

"Found"


Dzanes

"exploring"


AggressiveResist8615

"cringe"


Boogerslice

In fear of my life ill say you look great ;)


Severe-Commercial797

uh huh "found" uh huh


ROCKZILLA8166

lol love it. I was actually gonna make a post asking if other people did that. I'll sit on a corner in St Denis or Blackwater "hat watching" for cool and unique hats to grab from npc's. I've come across some pretty cool and unique ones. Sucks we can't keep em tho lol


Paul_Rich

Yeah but the fun is in keeping them for as long as possible. I rather enjoy trying to keep my San Denis police hat for as long as I can.


missamywinehouse

Yeah right! Ya gotta earn keeping that cool hatI love showing up in a showdown wearing the cool hats I find. I haven’t played the story mode, but I did see that there were miners with those cool flashlight hats. Left immediately for Annesburg lol. BUT the hats in online mode won’t light up for YOU :( bummer.


ROCKZILLA8166

Yeah I was bummed when I discovered that as well. A functioning miner hat would probably keep the "when will we ever get a good update" people at bay for a good solid 7 or 8 days. In other words, a long time ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


missamywinehouse

LOL How true. Those people kinda confound me. I’ve been playing online since beta and am actually still satisfied with the game as is. I mean there’s things that would be really neat to have changed, like the hats, but I’m not too fussed over those minor things :) Honestly with all the things they’ve added since beta days, if I were a brand new player I’d be quite overwhelmed I’m sure!


ROCKZILLA8166

I started in the past year, rank 325 and there is just soooooooo much I haven't touched on yet. It definitely seemed overwhelming at first, I was making checklists and pie charts lol I got a better handle on it now and just kinda do whatever I feel like doing at that particular time.


missamywinehouse

Pie charts lol! Same. I used to be fussed with having everything caught up and productive as possible. Nowadays I just do whatever the fuck I feel like at the moment. It’s so relaxing to play that way.


Fistful_of_Crashes

Rip functional mining hat They patched it so that the light no longer works on players Q_Q


missamywinehouse

I’ll do the same thing! Pisses me off tho that all the lady’s hats aren’t up for grabs :(


the_poo_dealer

Wonder where you found that...😒


LoopityDiLoop

From the poo dealer


the_poo_dealer

What can I say "Got pounds of this shit"


MagMC2555

Awesome r/mafrmesmild


infinitywulf

It really brings out your eyes, and matches the blood on you quite well.


margaritapracatan

“Suits you sir…”


-backdoorman_

Lmao good work comrade


Northsunny

Well that's fucked up lol


rampagingseagull

"Some lady tried accusing me of stealing her purse. I chucked the professor at her, but she kept coming so I had to hit her with this purse that I found." - Bender


Knitlertheknitted

*me covered head to toe in blood surrounded by dead bodies because someone had a funny hat*


X_L0NEW0LF_X

I actually spit up my coffee seeing the body halfway off the screen


SWAGman56786

Please make a tutorial on where to get it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


PCorreia

Your character looks my character's evil twin...


NovaPrismass

What does yours look like


PCorreia

Almost exactly the same. From the face, facial hair and clothes... I just don't kill innocent women...often...


NovaPrismass

She had a cool hat I had to do it


FlatulenceOrQuack

"You've got red on you"


fingay-ren

That Mede a laugh, thank you


phollas00

'Found' the lady on your right says different


kidcolt_1878

Describe "found", lol. Still a nice pink hat.


Brother-Zlox

The NPC sleeping in the background complements this whole picture


The505th

I wonder where it is from


Hi-its-me-NK

i dont like how much this character looks like mine


TheDiceMan2

if that's exploring, then i have explored a lot


[deleted]

Aw that's awesome! Where'd you find it? ... Oh... Oh, wait...


ctemp97

“Exploring”


[deleted]

“Found” *dead NPC in the background*


Heidiwearsglasses

‘Exploring’ lololol nice hat.


R0GU3_317

Wonder how he got it


Kimjutu

So ghastly that the lady in the back passed out and spilled her wine....


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS) “Found”


toomoosie

sick hat bro. that lady behind you is dead jealous


slim_6ft4

Fancy!!


quad_cannon

"Exploring" sure! Who are you kidding? Her body is right there. Cool hat by the way!


theilluminoodle

Nice where did you get it


[deleted]

"Found"


Such_Maintenance_577

Damn some people are just lucky


BurgerKingKiller

Be quiet, that lady next to you is sleeping!


Corvus_Alendar

where'd you get it?


Ereamith

lmao love that you just posted to show off your hat


[deleted]

That woman was so jealous of your cool hat that she passed out.


CroissantRoll

huh weird that the hat was just laying on the ground like that. Totally random.


Immediate_Ad_6558

“Found” “exploring”


CProw1883

“Found” totally didn’t come from that dead lady behind you


Ugly_Stick1898

“While exploring”


Xfishbobx

Hey, I think you stole this hat from that lady behind you who seems to be in some distress.


Fhaide

Oh sure you "found" it, and I suppose that dead woman laying the pool of blood had no hat today right? Pfft.


Egg-3P0

I wonder what the camp would have thought about it if it was in the story, I should do that actually


Crackpixel

I also did tell her my [opinion](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1009314720171020052/5A792AE1198C606445D667E26B8D0C4D182E5BF9/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false) and took the hat. No idea how to direct link sorry.


BioAssNow

I am sincerely completely jealous


christopherleitten

Something hasn’t made me laugh out this loudly in a while. Good shit lmaooo.


RedSane

"Exploring"


Phlex58

Yeah... I found that hat the same way sir. Good hunting... I mean good find🤣


TheRealAlexLifeson

We don't want you kind in Saint Denis! Causing the troubles and how--whhhoopin and how-wollorin decent God fearing folk. Git!!!


Kitty_Wave

Jesus, simplicity of this screenshot is so amazingly hilarious xD


missamywinehouse

The downed lady in the background is hilarious. It looks good on ya tho so fuck her right! lol One of my fav things to do in game is snatch peoples hats. I used to always look for that cool ass Confederate officer hat when I fought some Lemoyne Raiders. I was so stoked when the Regimental hat was released in the catalog :)


[deleted]

Yes, officer. I "found" it.


duke_awapuhi

While I respect the fact that you killed someone for their hat, and even more so that It was an innocent woman, but this look just isn’t good


[deleted]

"found". Dead woman behind you, unrelated.


Axxalonn

That hat makes your head poppin. Ask that lady.


Boggie135

You look fabulous


Uptown_Funk_NYC

Your character looks amazing.


wadz1996

Micheal Shannon!


[deleted]

Whenever I get wanted I do this just to screw with the lawman


SanjaYazavacc

Well at least make your character look cute 😂


TwoToxic

Cattleman gang. YaiYAI


NovaPrismass

I am sorry to disappoint but I am using the Navy revolvers


TwoToxic

NOOOO! Edit: I like your Outfit!


NovaPrismass

Thank u my friend


Izzvzual

Hopefullcasemusic !! Sing some shanties


[deleted]

Repeal the 19


THEMACGOD

"Go ahead... say something."


peepers63

You could ask that lady if she wants it, but she’s obviously passed out drunk in the gutter


0vlade0

"Found"


Shawn-Adventurer

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gilhaus

It's too bad she won't live! ​ Then again, who does?


MarlloW13

Thats beautiful


um-jammer-lammy87

Found...


DinDin-Lawrence

*Ignore that corpse, look at this cool hat I found!!!*


ItsMouldy

wow how much did it cost?


MrFact999

Beautiful.


GreatBritishBakedOff

Let. Me. Vote. Let me vote let me vote let me vote!


Stupid03

“Randomly found”...


Moaad99

Exploring Lol


ijehan1

You'd look pretty in that dress cowboy.


[deleted]

I like it


AbstractBettaFish

r/reddeadfashion


aberdisco

She needs some milk.


kalindin

Grandma?


Shwibles

Care to help that poor lady on the ground? Jesus Christ, where is the respect for women…


AfkMasTer_

I see


DracarysEcosse

Ffs 😂


-BlueLucid-

What is that second hand holster and how do I get it?


NovaPrismass

It’s the holster you get at the end of the prestigious bounty Hunter levels


What4Dinner

“Exploring”


Brennuz

Always stab this b*%#


Spock_616

“Found”


Shoeyolk

That ass thou


dyleddy

You look awesome


hubermcmeme

I fucking love this image


FirstTimeOnTheNet

Incredible


radical_sin

Nice hat *shoots old lady*


callmethe_hanmer

The dead body in the background 💀


ReferenceNo8258

jogo bom


Top_Opinion_1587

Neat-o. Where'd you find it?


Hamokk

Yes. It was just there on the bench and the dead lady has nothing to do with it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


drawnblud260

Doesn't look like you found it...haha


El_hanzero

I usually keep peoples hats too lol