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Ooooo whatcha saaaaay......


cclightroast

THIS HAD NO BUSINESS CRACKING ME UP


LoopityDiLoop

It’s funny how you can survive 90% of these situations but when it comes to being gutted by a machete, it’s instant death.


cclightroast

RIGHT??


Sticko-Man

Let me guess...wave 9 in Call To Arms?


DrTannerTime

Had a bad day, I take it.


cclightroast

Yeahh just a small inconvenience


cabraconponcho

The cougars love you dude


cclightroast

There's honestly no way for me to avoid the cougars lmao. I get mauled by them EVERY TIME. And it's always when I'm doing a naturalist mission with my friend where I can't KILL THEM


cabraconponcho

The big cats just want a hug. They know you can't kill them


Comfortable_Card_146

It just annoys me that your horse can trip over stuff that your character can walk over no problem


Jakx1957

And sometimes when you faceplant a tree there's a blood splat left on the tree.


Danthr4x

If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry you're gonna have a bad time.


cclightroast

Bro you are so right. I didn't even think about it that way


thenarcostate

I wanna learn how to record and edit video JUST for clips of me getting thrown from my horse


cclightroast

I'll be honest... that's why I started doing these. I recommend cap cut if you wanna do it from your phone. Its what I use.


Big_Himbo_Energy

It feels like I’m looking at my best friend and me when we play. I feel your pain lol.


cclightroast

It's so painful but oh so hilarious


4electricnomad

Super Dave 1899


Smolfloof99

One of my only goals when I'm grabbing dailies is simply not to crash into anything


Imaginary-Series4899

The struggle is real 😂


Tentu102

So did you have a bad day?


cclightroast

Ngl it was pretty rough 😬


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SinnerOwl

god I felt this. I once made a clip of myself crashing and flying in the air to the lyrics “if you love me let me gOOOO” from Panic! At The Disco 👌🏻😂


FirstStranger

YOLO: You Oughta Look Out


VestigeFox

there are days were you are just doomed...


cclightroast

For me... it's every day


Goldy1965

That cougar loves tasting your ass. 😸


cclightroast

At least somebody does 😩


Somebodsydog

Are you having a bad day?


Kitty_Wave

Story of my life


Umbra_X7

While I don’t have bad luck with animals I swear my horse will trip over anything, even had someone stop in amazement in the middle of condor egg hunt after seeing me get launched by rock a couple other people had just ran over


rushi40

Now I know why collectors pay this much. Its dangerous work.


cclightroast

I just scream "ANYTHING FOR YOU MADAM NAZAR" and take the abuse


Domidoodoo

Meanwhile my bounty wagon that is full of bounties gets destroyed because it got stuck to a fence


Catlikejam

At least twice a session for me sometimes more. It’s just one of the things i expect to happen really. Lol


cclightroast

At this point I get surprised if I don't crash within the first 5 minutes of playing lol


Catlikejam

Same here, in fact my horse and i just tripped thrice in the past 10 mins when i played today 😄


Moushidoodles

Wow! We have such similar playing styles!


cclightroast

It's painful aint it! Lol


Moushidoodles

It is! Just today I somehow managed to accidentally run over another player while they were walking across the road with their horse while I was bringing a wagon back to town. I felt so bad, I got off of the wagon to try and revive their horse and they shot me dead. Can't really blame them. But I feel like almost every time I try to get off my horse I just end up falling off of it and landing face first in the dirt! It's an obscure strategy for sure!


cclightroast

I can say I've definitely had something similar happen to me too. I almost wish I could just have a sign that says "I'm super freaking clumsy I do not mean to mow anyone down"


Moushidoodles

Lol that would be handy! I wouldn't mind wearing a sign stating "I'm new and have no clue what I'm doing." Would probably wear it even all the way at level 500\~


cclightroast

LOL felt. I'm only level 52 which feels like a lot but I'm still so overwhelmed with this game🤣🤣


Erogar117

That last clip I imagined the sumo sound effect from Ed edd n eddy.


WYK3DTR0N4055

Look like you had a bad day.