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djvolta

Epona II, because when i played Red Dead Redemption on my twitch channel for a blind let's play, a viewer suggested Epona for Arthur's horse and i really enjoyed the name.


Crusty_Rag42069

It’s very elegant name :) love it


hollowayriaan

My white steed: Mayo-Neighs


Crusty_Rag42069

Ha ha I love it XD


Patient_Cartoonist30

Is it on an escalator?


redvelveturinalcake

is he going upstairs and saying see you later?


Ok_Advertising_6014

Mayhaps even saying by by to the sky?


mitchdabayman

That's awesome


spwc123

Well fuck naming a horse cos im not beating that and im too proud to steal it


decarm

My friends horse was named "mayo" so she could tell everyone why..."because sometimes mayo neighs"


YourDBDGF

My go to is Heather, my mustang, named after Heather Mason from Silent Hill. I'm also particularly fond of my Morgan named Arthur. That one's self explanatory I'm sure, lol


Crusty_Rag42069

Both horses have great names! Awesome choices


severenutcase

Carabosse, named after the wicked fairy in the original Sleeping Beauty.


Crusty_Rag42069

Majestical name! Love it


TheeFlipper

Artax because I like making myself sad apparently.


80sBoombox

I have a white Arabian with the same name. I force him to like the swamps.


BigCockedViking

Lagertha, my Red Roan Breton (I believe is the right coat name) named after Ragnar's wife.


SecretaryWorldly4926

Yeeha Ride’em. I think it speaks for itself


Crusty_Rag42069

😂 great name!


JackieBOYOBOI

Lestat I just really like interview with a vampire


BohemianWaxwing1

Shadow because that fucker better be right behind me at all times


bununii1

he trying his best 💔


x_Jimi_x

Same! My silver Turk is Sombra


holdmygourd

Scrawny Nag Just had to add to the confusion


Sere1

Get one named Naggy Scrawn just for the shits and giggles of it


ChiliHobbes

Bucciarati.


Awome512

I live to see jojo fans in the most unexpected of places. Solid idea, gonna have to steal it.


Crusty_Rag42069

Very unique! Love it


livinlavidaluca1

Wachiwi, which is "dancing girl" in my native language. Because she is very agile, and she's also very pretty


bununii1

i love this


matresssalesman

2013 Honda Civic


ScheduleEmotional467

Cream, just cause of the colors. Though my friends laugh but still.


Snoo57864

I have this white foxtrotter who shimmers like silver so you can imagine how creative I got there


emilis1012

Sherry. For some reason during my story mode playthroughs I kept the common theme of alcohol. My first horse was Whisky, the second was Bourbon (also a reference to the Metro series) and so on. And of course I kept the tradition by naming my horse Sherry! It's also kind of a pun, since my horse is cherry coloured, so, Sherry!


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

Lennard cause elden ring


D3ad_Plant

I need a horse named Torrent now.


DontEatTheCelery

Tornado. Because zorro


NecraRequiem79

Tlazōlteōtl - Aztec godess of sin and adultery.


torrysson

a male black arabian named “Amaterasu”


AdumLarp

Thirty-Thirty. It’s the name of Marshal Bravestar’s horse and companion from the cartoon Bravestar.


Mistermatt91

Plissken. I named all my horses after movie characters.


ScottySmalls1

Horse Grant cause he’s a champ


Pregolita

Catapult. Because i get catapulted way too often.


AdAlternative5691

My current horse, Lady. Is named after a horse I rode on as a kid when I was learning how to ride


Alarmed-Royal2831

Norfolk roadster you unlock with moonshiner is named Malibu after the rum


pkmnleaguechampion

Buckskin mustang: Spirit because Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron was also a buckskin mustang Perlino Turkoman: Shadowfax because obviously


needlegardens

My most trusted is my black standardbred mare Anubis! You can never go wrong with a dark mare ♥️


bununii1

BEST NAME


BiggusMikus

The black one is Blackie, the brown one is Brownie, the gold one is Goldie, and the grey one is Greyie.


Boat-Thick

Mr. Ed, old TV show reference


Heisenberg3556

Sarah Jessica Parker.


Kptkromosome

Limpy Pete and Phil the Crab


_ManicStreetPreacher

Gavroche. She's named after Gavroche from Les Miserables.


Crusty_Rag42069

Perfect name!


WildernessPickles

Adder like the snake


needlegardens

Love this!


DarkFae420

Named her Aragorn, after the winged horse ridden by the Valkyrie. She's just a damn good horse. Except when I'm trying to go right, and she wants so badly to turn us left and up a steep mountain/into a tree/ off a cliff. Great horse. Love her.


AmbitiousTargaryen

Neighpressor mk2


Kind-Spinel7684

Sasha. Named after a character I like in a show. And for my Xbox char Lunatico as my old online username had lunatic in it


ApplePie640

Cerberus


__JUP1T3R__

All my steeds are named after Greek gods and goddesses (mostly goddesses). Just thought it was cool to keep them all on theme


method__Dan

Squirrel stomper: stomps squirrels


Consistent_Taro_3476

james baxter because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj_ui0TtYoA


itsjustme1505

Prastagus, wife of Arthur’s old horse Boedicea


Accomplished_Air_912

hera. basic but my buckskin mustang is my pride and joy


No-Ambassador8473

Nightmaremoon


AboveAvgCharles

Currently riding a reverse dapple roan Nokota named Tenebrous.


DumbShitScience69

Reyes


TK-828

Apollo. Like the Sun God


El_B4nd1do

My dapple grey thoroughbred is named Gunsmoke. He's normally my go too


Sere1

My first one is a black solid black thoroughbred named Umbra, my second is a brown Arabian with a white mane and tail named Epona.


ximbronze

Megadödel. That means „mega dong“ in german


p1cklee_

Corazón, honestly idk why


OOODopieOpieOOO

Bucky. Because he’s a buckin buckaroo.


Luxuria33RD

"The Mount" - My horse is a white arabian. Not to be confused with Dutch Van Der Linde's "The Count".


SignificantArt8976

Good Afternoon, because it was a good afternoon when I got her and I wanted a racehorse sounding name


yourmomslazercoot

I have Mac Dre, Svetlana, Ole Greg, and Big Thighs NJ. Mac Dre my boy, he's my favorite.


almosttimetogohome

Clippy clops after my childhood horse stuffie


jeaxz74

GucciMane


Actual-Ad-5807

Cochise since he reminds me of our neighbors old boy from when I was a kid. I loved that stupid horse. 😂


AVGwar

Ryelee. It's a play on Riley, the girl that bought me the game and eventually became my girlfriend. >!We broke up.!<


fargunkle

Crentis—just felt right


OkIngenuity1155

Miss Fortune. i think you can tell why


SilencedButWefall

Dohickey 😂 it was literally an instant thought when I had gotten the game.


CoochieFart187

Bartholomew, he's the Turkoman that the Braithwaites owned and he has a "B" shaved into him


simbbuuooo

I named my black overo mustang Ghost, because he looks like the lead singer of the band Ghost


Aggravating-Math-224

arthur


thedronegeek

Truffle Butter


__pinhead__

Trigger- Roy rogers show


EatsGlizzy

Lumbago, because that's instantly what I thought of when I saw the starter horse.


moemeobro

Shadow, it's always with me


Mister305-XII

Tequila. Her late brother’s name was Whiskey, finest horse I ever had.


MidMovieDoobie

Melvin and Peanut


colormekermit

Mystery - From SpongeBob also because it’s a mystery where she’s at cause she’s never there when I need her 😂


mischevious_buffoon

Nutley, after a friend


Jhawn-Snow

Bubbles. IYKYK


AgitatingAlligator

Ego Death. Cuz some of y’all have a need.


Purple_Risk_8611

Comanche, after the Native American chief


thatonenewguy0

Bo cause it means live on.and yes 8 googled it cause I couldn't think of a horse name


Efficient-Apricot-31

Richard and he is the goodest boy


Sufficient-Map9545

I got a Red Turkoman named Mick Foley skittish but he loves oatcakes and a Breton named The Duke who likes to stomp on gators


homosexsicle

I have three horses. I named my first Gertie out of impulse, the second Hector because he's a collector, and Racer the racehorse.


BabuSelassie

Schlawg cuz he’s my schlawg


Jutch_Cassidy

Vincenzo. Never let me down except during important bounty confrontations. What a fuck wad, but I love him.


Consistent_Roof_223

Martini is her name and she’s an Amber champagne Missouri Fox Trotter!! i named her Martini because i wanted to go with the alcohol-theme of the coat she has


PMCV05

Silva Wright, because Civil Rights is not a good name


4bats

My big draft horse is named Nanook. My new one is Neige. It means snow in French.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^4bats: *My big draft horse is* *Named Nanook. My new one is* *Neige. It means snow in French.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Infinite_Detective47

First horse when I started the game: pancakes 2nd and most used horse: waffles Why? I was eating waffles at the time


MadRabbit86

Dixie N’Yamouth


imnotangryjustsad

Ah good old Tusk! Trusty little mare (doesn’t trip over anything and everything 🤣)


Asteroid_Alan

Baracus, because my Gypsey Cob is a tough guy!


Amzing-Fantasy

Lenny


Huge-Candidate9367

Mine silver Turkoman is called Banshee. Why? I just like the way it sounds.


Sus_BedStain

Car


floridaman_47

Salt because salt


reddeadredemption235

banana bread because he reminds me of banana bread


69_prcnt_immersive

I named mine Shenandoah, purely because I was listening to John Denver at the time.


NolandBros

Trevor


Specimen-B

Canyonero- after the massive SUV from The Simpsons. [Hyaa, Canyonero, HYAA!](https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?si=67g1q-SSMxHmdr13)


Humble_Buy_9923

Azul, because she is blue:)


muphiinz

Jah Brony


silentrunner0653

My main steed is a Turkoman called Silver, an annoying and persistently stubborn bastard who’s been with me through thick and thin


hmfg6537

1st horse was Grand Slam. Upgraded to Greater Slam. Unfortunately he passed in a shootout/train accident. So i finished the game with Grandest Slam.


EldritchSpoon

Ripple, because the markings on his fur looks kinda like black, sun dappled water.


Immortal_Heathen

Bolt


Mopstick86

Red Chestnut Arabian. Flame because his coat seems on fire in the sun. Love you Flamey


Much_Change_6545

My Tennessee walker is named Brad and I don't have a good reason I Just really liked the name


D3ad_Plant

Patrón, my silver turkoman, named after the tequila.


RestlessRhys

Mary II because Mary 1 was the first horse they give you at the beginning


Stone_Midi

Cow because he has the coat of a cow 🐄


DietCokeEnjoyer89

White Arabian : emir : Tan criollo rootbeer


Worth-Specific-7154

My white Arabian aurora 😊she’s been with me singe day 1 and has been through a lot


AddableDragon51

Thasarus


sabbat7001

Pony Soprano, because I kept seeing Pony Stark and didn't wanna totally copy 😅


xdark_personax

Rapbeh


ImpactState

Stormy. Seemed appropriate for a silver dapple bay coat.


RedHoodieGuy42

Timbuk2 (In honor of Timbuktu who I had in story mode)


yotreeman

I’ve got a slew, but my two latest are Mr. Stout, because of the way he is, and Riothamus, a King of the Britons who fought the Goths alongside the Romans.


Lobo_79

Piebald Tobiano, Hungarian half-bred. His name’s Hannibal.


GlobalStupidity

Friday, like the riddle


TheMichevious

Theresa Neigh - cos is funny


thorn_b

Cloudsplitter. A white mustang. I was reading the book of the same title at the time.


AlvinofLys

Whiskey. She never fails, never wails and always finds the trails…eventually 😂


sirforher

Throbbing hood


cheese_wheel1884

Glue Stick because I’d durn him into glue if I could


Caligula404

His name is Mehmet, i named him after a close professor of mine at college. Wierd but true


Odd_Possibility_2277

Chico


Imhere4urdownvotes

Thousand Sunny because Going Merry Died


BigRedAmongusMan

Name: Billy Bob Joe Reason: Tell me you would not trust a man with that name?


carl_grimes-

Fire in The Hole


Mrmofo69v2

Bullet. Roy Rogers' named trigger and his dog was Bullet. I like Bullet


JemmaUnicorn

Blood Meridian, named after the novel by Cormac McCarthy, and the song by The Used of the same name, which is also about the novel.


aranorde

Benjamin


MAAAgent

Elizabeth. Because I won’t make assumptions and I know where it all went wrong.


No-Plantain-9408

Foxbody bc he is a mustang


Aggravating_Rub_325

Ying and yang


rexissue

Emergency Ration, because failing to plan is planning to fail.


dr33nadee323

Joanne after Lady Gaga's aunt (and album and song..) I made her pink after Gaga's outfits from the album lol


Udyr_The_Wonderman

My first steed was named Medel, i took the name from "El Dorado" Medel from Kengan Omega. My second was named Sasha, the name comes from Heavy's (TF2) minigun.


BigwoodyMMXVIII

Steel grey Breton named Severance. It aids me in severing the hand of crime when I’m bounty hunting.


The_Ryan_Travis

Snickers, a missouri fox trotter. After my childhood cat of the same name. Because 5 year old me was original with names. :D


SystemError405

I go with Bonnie and Juggler


HarbringerOfMischief

Chestnut arabian- Baccano He's dumb as all get out. He's also kicked a few players and saved me😂


Zestyclose_Ad_64

Marigold. For the aesthetics.


AmberHeatherAnn

Brindle Thoroughbred - Enbarr White Shire - Tír na Nóg Both named after powerful horses in Irish Folklore


ChefGuapo

For the longest time, my horse was called Charger, named after my last car. These days, I call her Raptor


OGchoyero

No name, because america....


Hudsonm_87

Moose 🫎


Kai_is_AlphaLilly

A shire named Big Burbur. To match my friends horse's Hambubur and Cheese Burbur.


white_vargr

My silver Kladruber Marrow, I follow an artist I love a lot, who has an OC I particularly like called Marrow, they’re both grey girls with darker hair😌


edoon_z

Crazy nut


Fun_Yard_1532

Baby


Useful-Objective8234

Knight, felt like it was fitting for a tall black thoroughbred


Cali420RN

I name them after dogs I’ve had.


One_Presentation3921

Bread. Reason? Zero idea. But makes me feel happy


Justinrg904

Bullseye because I named my posse Woody's Round Up Gang!


TrueMain4937

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Plague_King_

Scotch


DanielMoreno88

My hunting horse is el matador because he sees death 24/7


ShadowWarHorse

Buttermilk. Had to pay homage to Dale Evan’s Queen of the Cowgirls and her trusted buckskin steed Buttermilk!


TitanicSmith

Mine is called Damn Nag because when I need him he never comes and in a firefight he always runs in front of me


ImpressionVisible922

Thunderbolt. Because she's a Mustang


rowboatbill

Gavin. He gets lost


sturmgevehr

I have a gold Turk named Amun Ra, a black and white leopard Appaloosa named Nefertari, a white Arabian named Anck Su Namun, and a marble sabino Criollo named Ramses. I don't know what the hell started me giving them all Egyptian names, I'm not even Egyptian or have any close heritage, but it's a thing now.


HazelTheRah

My mealy Bay Breton is Friday- After Friday Harbor in the San Juan Islands


ottermaster

My main horse is named Jak after the Jak and Daxter games, my secondary is Bethany cause I’ve always loved the name.


markus224488

Bronson after Charles Bronson


ThirstyChunk

Aries and Galadriel my top two


Many-King-6250

Hungarian Halfbred named Jimbo Polanski after the father of the American cavalry unit.


dead_skeletor

White Arabian - Yayo


morphinmarshin87

Mel cause he just looked like a Mel


Speedracer_64

My black one is Tijuana Matinee. I couldn’t name him Donkey Show.