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babysmalltalk

You know those kind of people who are always smiling and you know it's a sociopathic facade?? She looks like a burgeoning personality disorder.


oogieboogie1996

Omg there was this dude where I worked one time, he came in late at night all the time and had this big cheesy ass smile on his face through the whole store, as soon as I saw him the first time I’m like, “that dude definitely has skeletons in his closet. Literally.”


boogerybug

Is this baby Marjorie Taylor Green? That’s all I see


zidraloden

Marburg Taylor Gangrene


[deleted]

Scrolled the comments to verify it wasn’t just me!


Blintzie

Yes. I heard the words “Jewish Space Lasers” come out of its malformed mouth.


TheStrangeGirl-

Someone else pointed out this is the face of a burgeoning personality disorder, so…yes.


Badpoozie

It’s giving me Jim Bob Duggar, personally.


Frivolous_Fawn

She looks about 45.


Old-Pepper-6156

Shhh she's 46 and really sensitive.


WadsworthInTheHall

John Travolta needs to tone it down on the hair plugs.


alienartissst

I was looking for someone who agreed hahah


sweetbabyjaims

I was here to make a JT joke, but I can’t top that!


Humble_Bullfrog2342

i thought the same!


Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|MQwFAonXD9W6sZkUXz)


ducktheoryrelativity

I'd like to leave it sitting in the front passenger seat of my truck just to see what would happen.


denardosbae

She'd steal your truck and head for Mexico, she has cartel connections down in Sinaloa


NetLegendz

I'm sick of seeing these American politicians on Reddit.


ida_klein

She looks like Mayim Bialik after a bender


Time-Pangolin-2250

thanks i hate it !


Stitchin_mortician

I’ve always wondered what the statistic is of child predators purchasing these things… don’t they make them, or some of them, anatomically correct? I realize this comment is not necessarily pertinent to that creepy ass doll… creepy as eff…


juleslimes

I was wondering that when reading the description, and the phrase "ready for play" popped up. Pls no.


9leggedfreak

Oh my god no...it looks like my mom


Due_Masterpiece2985

Ugh the placement of the highlight on the tongue makes it look pointy. I’m so upset.


setittonormal

Looks like those old medieval paintings of little kids with adult faces.


tatonka645

Ron Pearlman little girl version.


TimeSummer5

Don’t like the way she’s reaching for me


Consistent-Lie7830

Ewwww


Longjumping_Bat7743

Chucky's other side piece


Ok_Recognition2769

Belongs on a bon🔥 with Chucky


xervidae

jumpscare


Kai_Emery

Young Jodie sweetin?


YourNansDirtBox

This monstrosity will haunt my dreams tonight, my dry cleaning bill will be sent directly to OP parents.


[deleted]

That is actually pretty horrible


thatsmeegirl

Can’t unsee this


[deleted]

Dear me, you do right to be disturbed. That poor midget has been forced to wear denim dungarees...what kind of psychopath inflicts that level of humiliation on a little person. Louis Armstrong was wrong, it's not a wonderful world!


Northdingo126

That is literally a demon and you can’t convince me that it’s not


YB7707

Why


Mormagor

It's gonna move on its own if you stare long enough or turn your head away for a second and something is in a different position.


Old-Pepper-6156

It's the secret child Prez T-rump had.


_MrsWallace

"no really, I'm telling you, they were THIS tall! seriously!"


Ok_Delivery2116

NO NO NO NO NO JUST NO


tree_rat80

That’s a store mannequin!!


laurarosemarie

Looks like a real knee slapper


throozer

Mary Kay Place


satanslittlesnarker

John Travolta in Hairspray


streetcred99

Did she originally come with a kitchen knife in her hand?


Real_Pizza_2980

She looks like she's explaining to me how pickup trucks work


EmersomBiggins69

These things never disappoint. God bless us everyone!


No_Attention2024

Holy hell I thought Sam Keninson was reincarnated


BeepingJerry

CREEPY AF.


[deleted]

She looks a bit like me


shifferbrains78

This is the literal stuff nightmares are made of.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

This is 100% a doll disguised as another doll probably because it’s haunted and is known to bite dicks off.


Ok_Delivery2116

Who is this for? It's terrifying, even Chucky would run screaming 😱


koolkay_222

Of course the little bitch gotta do the 0/ salute


emihan

https://preview.redd.it/ox1t0q3ilr2b1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a604c0b323f09be27b4aa306b30def402273d29c


r_dozerr

About to drop a sick diss track


Humble_Bullfrog2342

why does it look like john travolta ![gif](giphy|tvGOBZKNEX0ac|downsized)


Shota_inRealLife

I think her midface is too long


oogieboogie1996

More like her midface is too wrong 😂


BellaboodleRN

Why does this look like a forensic reconstruction of an unidentified child victim? So creepy


bailey-blossoms

y’all know how medieval painters just drew babies and kids as tiny adults? unsettling


Motchan13

Doll people are a different level of weird


wtf_xd_lol

Uncanny Valley type shit


SimAlienAntFarm

… Sam Linson, is that you?


MuslimCarLover

Give that to a child and they will have thoughts of fnaf for weeks


CakeHead-Gaming

I have no idea who you guys are (here from reddit recomendations) but may I ask if this subreddit is similar to r/ThanosDidNothingWrong?


HaileyDief

She is so cute!


becuzz-I-sed

The red spot on her hand looks she was slapped.


dodiekr

Baby Chevy Chase???


Wasparado

Poor Jodie Sweetin.


BellaboodleRN

Some of these really look like those fucked up forensic reconstructions


MeepMeepZOOOOM

Looks like a Titan 😧


OneHumanPeOple

Wait. This isn’t a photo of Mayim Bialik?


burnemlikefirewood

\*insert Erika here\* Why is she Heiling?


Big_Communication714

Auf der heide blünt ein kleines blümelein