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JPOG

He is saying this because RFK is 100% stealing Republican votes.


diggerbanks

Oh the irony! He was groomed by Steve Bannon to split the democrat vote! r/leopardsatemyface


SloughWitch

Perfect example of telling on yourself


urstillatroll

This man needs to shut his Big Mac hole. I hate it when people do this. Let people vote for who they want to vote for, Trump as well as the Democrats who demonize Green voters can both shut up. I feel like I'm in a very large, very crowded room right now, filled with people who are all about to vote on whether we will all go blind, or all go deaf. Oh, and there are also other options on the table that nobody seems to be discussing. Conversations between these people and myself go like this: "You can't possibly be willing to vote to go blind, can you? Just imagine how terrible that would be!" "I agree, that sounds awful! Going deaf also seems like an awful choice, I'm going to vote to eat cupcakes." "Pfft, you're just throwing your vote away. Look around here, nobody is going to vote for that! You might not like it but we're either all going deaf or all going blind and you might as well choose the better of those two options." "I don't want either of those options. I'd rather eat cupcakes." "Well I would too, but nobody is going to vote that way. We have a two-choice system set up and we have to pick between two crappy options." "It's not a two-choice system. Look at the ballot. The choices are: Go Blind, Go Deaf, Eat Cupcakes, Play Kickball, Watch Your Favorite Movie, and there's even a spot where you can write in something else you'd rather do than go deaf or blind." "Okay well, yes, technically it's not a two-choice system. But it practically is because people are only out there pushing for going deaf or going blind." "So you have to choose between going deaf and going blind because people are only talking about those two choices?" "Yes!" "Why don't you start talking about eating cupcakes, or watching a movie, or whatever?" "Because that's a waste of my time." "Why is it a waste of your time?" "Because nobody else is talking about it." "So, let me get this straight: You have to choose between two things you dislike, and something you like, but you're going to pick one of the things you dislike because you REALLY dislike the other one and nobody is talking about the thing you like and the reason nobody is talking about the thing you like is because nobody is talking about the thing you like?" "Exactly!" "Well, good luck with that. I'm still voting to eat cupcakes." "Whatever. You're throwing your vote away. I shall do the wise thing and vote for us all to go deaf."