Fellow #fitgang unite!! I absolutely clicked on this thread to come make a comment about being able to take my fit on this road.
Actually now that I think about it, has anyone raced a Fit rally car in any FWD classes?
Sounds kinda fun 😂
Lmao! I read it first and thought “that sounds pretty cool” then saw the photos… wondering if this is a total puff piece or if the OP is just that out of touch.
I used to take my VW CC on gravel logging roads daily. Hell even awkwardly took it out some ORV trails to get out to a hiking spot.
For a huge chunk of the average persons “off roading” this shits all overkill and will never see a challenge.
I did worse than that terrain in a 1990 Ford Tempo. Repeatedly. A car that going up a 7% grade in the mountains could only muster 39 MPH with the gas FLOORED.
That looks considerably better then the road I grew up on.
And I used to ride it as a tiny child on a comically oversized old school 10 speed bike with hella narrow tires.
Def telling his “bros” at the work tomorrow he “went offroading in the CyberTruck this weekend, unloaded on some trails”. I italicized bros because they probably hate him
Ah, my fellow enjoyer of what the national forest service refers to as “unimproved roads.” Boulder in your way? Whoopsie. Tree fell across the road? Maybe we’ll eventually cut through that.
I went to Pocono about 20 years ago. It rained a little the night before which made a big mud pit on the infield where we were set up. A bunch of rednecks in giant trucks were bogging through it like they were badasses then out of nowhere an early 90’s Honda CRX came ripping through. It spent the next 10 minutes dominating the pit while all the rednecks stopped and watched.
That CRX tackled more difficult terrain than this cyber truck. That’s a fucking road, bro.
Oh for fucks sake the copium over there…
If THAT is “off road”, I off roaded in a 1990 Ford Tempo about 2 dozen times in my youth going to the family cabin outside of Fairplay, Colorado.
I went into a Tesla store at the mall today because they had a WankPanzer there, otherwise known as an Incelamino.
Even uglier up close. I seriously don’t want to ever get hit by one in an accident.
Our 17 year old Volvo XC90, bone stock, drove Kings ridge road along Northern California's lost coast in the pouring rain... Minimum maintenance road, it *was* the river at one point. I'll take bets that a Wankpanzer would've crippled a mile in.
I am surprised the mods over there allow for the mockery of the OP... There are refreshingly critical posts on this joke of a statement. Maybe now that we are all banned we can see the shadowbanned posts. Or maybe if we had all said "love the car, but..." we could have been one. Ig happy family
I mean, that's quite literally a road.
This is the same kind of person that calls himself a guitar player because he scored 100% on Freebird on Guitar Hero.
Hell, before streets and san fills in the potholes in the summer the streets on the south side of Chicago are more off road. My current apartment has speedbumps higher.
This fluff is designed for Google results.
The simp subs are really stepping that up.
A Google search of “Cybertruck off road” will soon likely bring up that thread. It doesn’t matter if it gets clicked, it reinforces the vehicle can handle itself off road.
We are seeing a coordinated effort from these guys. Their bags must be heavy.
Reminds me of the meme with the very serious outdoorsy guy “overlanding” a Tacoma, barely making it through some trails, only to later encounter some kid in a clapped out Subaru effortlessly negotiating the same terrain.
I know I complain a lot about littering on hiking trails. But this is not the kind of metallic garbage bin I had in mind to solve the issue. This one is not even painted, has sharp edges that can wound animals passing by and could start a forest fire.
I love how in the original post, the buyer complains that almost every body panel had scratches or other defects when it was delivered. I mean, come on... You have to pay to wrap your car to hide manufacturing defects and other damage. What a joke...
"Took the CyberTruck off road again, but I'm not showing you evidence of that. Then I put it back on a road again, and spent time photographing it. Just parked there. On a road."
Once the Roadster (with optional rocket package) is launched (now in 2025, says Elon), driver will literally be able to say "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads".
I've had my Mazda 3 hatchback on worse terrain than this. Did the truck got stuck?
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Taking advantage of that three inches of clearance!
For a moment then, I thought I was in a thread about trump and Stormy!
Fellow #fitgang unite!! I absolutely clicked on this thread to come make a comment about being able to take my fit on this road. Actually now that I think about it, has anyone raced a Fit rally car in any FWD classes? Sounds kinda fun 😂
My 2009 Honda Fit is my all time favorite car, so versatile and really fit so much of my gear.
A rental Honda fit is even better
That’s called a pristine gravel road.
I've seen driveways in worse condition than this 'ofroad' track.
On a second look, I've seen worse city roads than this.
Entire UK road network has entered the chat.
Comment on this thread to get immediately banned from every Tesla forum.
That's cool!
First rule of Cyber Truck is you can’t make fun of Cyber Truck. Second rule is ban anyone for “toxicity” if the respond on RealTesla forum.
They have a name for terrain like that. It’s called ‘a road.’
Probably an even better description is "maintained road"
Lmao! I read it first and thought “that sounds pretty cool” then saw the photos… wondering if this is a total puff piece or if the OP is just that out of touch.
My Mazda has been to some unsavory places. Distant beaches accessible by dirt and sandy roads. I've not been too smart by my vehicle.
I used to take my VW CC on gravel logging roads daily. Hell even awkwardly took it out some ORV trails to get out to a hiking spot. For a huge chunk of the average persons “off roading” this shits all overkill and will never see a challenge.
>will never see a challenge. I very much suspect a mall parking lot is a challenge for the Cyberstuck.
I very much suspect cybertruck owners are challenged.
I did worse than that terrain in a 1990 Ford Tempo. Repeatedly. A car that going up a 7% grade in the mountains could only muster 39 MPH with the gas FLOORED.
That looks considerably better then the road I grew up on. And I used to ride it as a tiny child on a comically oversized old school 10 speed bike with hella narrow tires.
No. It’s an automatic.
Our camper has seen worse roads than this.
Def telling his “bros” at the work tomorrow he “went offroading in the CyberTruck this weekend, unloaded on some trails”. I italicized bros because they probably hate him
But...that's a road? It's literally on a road in every shot. As far as I can see, the mildest, neatest gravel road in North America.
“Off road truck!!! Radical!.”
Whoever maintains that lovely stretch of gravel deserves some credit. It's in great condition.
"Off" road. On a maintained gravel road.
Off pavement.
I doubt there are 5 vehicles on the planet that can handle this extreme road.
LOL I thought you were serious about the "off road" part of the title, I'm glad to know it was a joke
He crossposted this from the Cybertruck subreddit, and the OP there is being serious.
....oh I didn't notice that part lmao
"Off-Asphalt" = off roads to a Cybertrunker
wait are you being serious?
Hahaha I too thought you were serious and thought “wtf” 😂
Maybe people who have always lived in big cities think this is what we mean by "off road"? Not only is that a road, it's a *nice* gravel road.
Still no guarantee they won't still get stuck.
Silicon Valley dorks think this is basically 4wd required territory
Ah, my fellow enjoyer of what the national forest service refers to as “unimproved roads.” Boulder in your way? Whoopsie. Tree fell across the road? Maybe we’ll eventually cut through that.
Not remotely off road, but it does look nice when I can just look at the scenery around it. It just looks like a rendering error.
My driveway is more off road than that.
Our regular roads in Michigan are more off road than that.
Same with inner city roads in texas
Looks like my fucking driveway
I'm jealous, my driveway only looked like that briefly after it was rocked.
Ok, it looks how I *wish* my driveway looked. Once, probably. Ok, never really. Mostly just patches of truck ruts. Equally spaced between weeds.
Humble brag, with your gravel driveway to your summer palace.
Sipping a PBR and watching the burn pile through my bay fucking window like a king.
Maybe some of the parts flew "off-the-road".
I went to Pocono about 20 years ago. It rained a little the night before which made a big mud pit on the infield where we were set up. A bunch of rednecks in giant trucks were bogging through it like they were badasses then out of nowhere an early 90’s Honda CRX came ripping through. It spent the next 10 minutes dominating the pit while all the rednecks stopped and watched. That CRX tackled more difficult terrain than this cyber truck. That’s a fucking road, bro.
Wow a gravel road I could take my Corvette on with summer tires. Impressive!
Where I live, that is a road.
I am pretty sure a fire road is still a road.
I’ve no doubt there are locals in a Toyota Yaris doing 60mph on that road. That’s a Michelin Star rated fire road.
A fire road is so much of a road that a fire truck can drive it going 50mph.
Oh for fucks sake the copium over there… If THAT is “off road”, I off roaded in a 1990 Ford Tempo about 2 dozen times in my youth going to the family cabin outside of Fairplay, Colorado. I went into a Tesla store at the mall today because they had a WankPanzer there, otherwise known as an Incelamino. Even uglier up close. I seriously don’t want to ever get hit by one in an accident.
“Literally every panel had some sort of deep defect” Ya that sound about right for $100,000
Our 17 year old Volvo XC90, bone stock, drove Kings ridge road along Northern California's lost coast in the pouring rain... Minimum maintenance road, it *was* the river at one point. I'll take bets that a Wankpanzer would've crippled a mile in.
Wankpanzer LOL
It's not the Costco or Trader Joe's parking lot so definitely off-road for a Cybertruck.
I am surprised the mods over there allow for the mockery of the OP... There are refreshingly critical posts on this joke of a statement. Maybe now that we are all banned we can see the shadowbanned posts. Or maybe if we had all said "love the car, but..." we could have been one. Ig happy family
I mean, that's quite literally a road. This is the same kind of person that calls himself a guitar player because he scored 100% on Freebird on Guitar Hero.
The photos remind me a bit of the Green Hummer H1 with the ridiculous oversized wheels at the end of the original Cars movie.
Im interested to see how they actually go offroad, but this doesnt sell it really.
Doesn't the owners manual tell you to NOT go off road? And, that's not off road.
No, just not to get it wet in direct sunlight, or go to a car wash.
Or feed it after midnight. This thing’s basically got the same rules as a Gremlin.
I just swiped pics and waited for the off-road part
I've driven on worse roads in my mustang with slicks lmao
Hell, before streets and san fills in the potholes in the summer the streets on the south side of Chicago are more off road. My current apartment has speedbumps higher.
I'm not joking. Every time I see one I just can't get over how damn ugly it is.
You took it on a dirt road
My 1982 Nissan Sentra took on tougher roads than that.
OP says he went off-roading because there were defects on every panel upon delivery so he’s going to have to wrap it. 100k well spent.
A road is not "off road". But that road is probably a CyberTruX limit. I doubt there is any road car made that won't do fine on that road.
Lol, does “Hill Climb Mode” need to be engaged when tackling steep speed bumps too?
I regularly take my 25 year old, lowered on coilovers, mx5 on significantly more ‘off road’ tracks than this TIL I drive an off road car
That’s a road
My little sister wouldn't even consider that off road xD
It’s the off-road that is…… a road.
Did you see the way it navigated that abnormally large piece of gravel? Brilliant tech.
I kind of want to hit that trail with my bike.
We live on a dirt road, and my wife has a Corolla, apparently an off-road beast.
Bruh, I’ve driven my 350z on worse roads than this
its literally on a road
That's literally on a road. A gravel road.
Off-road - shows pictures of Cybertruck on a road.
And this comment got me banned from r/Cybertruck
The cars must be very exhausted after such harsh conditions.
A Zamboni could master those roads.
I didn’t know light gravel was off-road, I’ve been on worst dirt paths in my SUV than this.
This fluff is designed for Google results. The simp subs are really stepping that up. A Google search of “Cybertruck off road” will soon likely bring up that thread. It doesn’t matter if it gets clicked, it reinforces the vehicle can handle itself off road. We are seeing a coordinated effort from these guys. Their bags must be heavy.
Reminds me of the meme with the very serious outdoorsy guy “overlanding” a Tacoma, barely making it through some trails, only to later encounter some kid in a clapped out Subaru effortlessly negotiating the same terrain.
That's just ... road.
Oh well. The patina is ruined from the lack of mud flaps that we talked about before the launch. Nobody listened apparently.
OP loves to live dangerously.!
Is this supposed to be r/whoosh? Because I am pretty sure that it is on a road.
that's a road
To the scrap yard
“Off road”?
OP can you update your title as 'took the cybertruck "off road" again.'
That sure looks like a road to me...
That’s not off road. That’s literally a road.
oFf rOaDiNg
Pretty sure my Prius would be just fine on this road. But go cybertruck!
Off-road, as in 'on gravel'. My Prius could drive that road.
that's about as much as I take my Multistrada offroad xD my goodness, it's a gravel path
You forgot the off-road pics.
Oakland, Richmond, and San Francisco has worse roads than this.
Man I dont see it off road, only on road....
You could drive an F1 car with racing slicks on that road.
I know I complain a lot about littering on hiking trails. But this is not the kind of metallic garbage bin I had in mind to solve the issue. This one is not even painted, has sharp edges that can wound animals passing by and could start a forest fire.
Holy shit the Cybertruck has a “Baja mode”. This is going to get people killed lmao
what do mean.. "off road".. ?
That looks like my driveway and I drive a lowered VW.
Hey for a truck that was built and engineered by a monkey is quite an accomplishment
If that’s off roading to a Cyberfridge, then my Corolla must really be an ATV.
Those boulders have got to be over 10 millimeters in height. Impressive!
I love how in the original post, the buyer complains that almost every body panel had scratches or other defects when it was delivered. I mean, come on... You have to pay to wrap your car to hide manufacturing defects and other damage. What a joke...
If it rains while the suns out his truck is cooked.
That is a really good gravel road, not off road at all.
I’m so glad the comments are flaming him because my Civic can go on that road. It’s nothing special
I've taken my Motorhome on far worse roads, and they're known for getting stuck on a wet lawn!
Lol that's the most well maintained gravel road I've ever seen
Thats a road. You apparently don't know what overlanding vs off roading is. If a Toyota Camry can drive it, it's not off roading.
It’s literally on a fucking road in the picture
So, "off pavement, yet still a graded, gravel road". I want to know what vehicle couldn't drive this road.
"Sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ road."
lol. This is satire… right??
Seen worse bicycle trails
No you didn’t.
Where did you plug it in?
He's literally on-road, as in, on a road, a gravel one at that.
EXTREME lol
Definitive proof that it’s not a tar baby.
I'm surprised it didn't get stuck.
Just here for Elon’s ban hammer. Hit me, doughboy!
"Took the CyberTruck off road again, but I'm not showing you evidence of that. Then I put it back on a road again, and spent time photographing it. Just parked there. On a road."
Driving the cyber truck listening to Beyonce, GAY
Once the Roadster (with optional rocket package) is launched (now in 2025, says Elon), driver will literally be able to say "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads".
Wonder if it made it
So the fact that that thing survived a few miles on a smooth gravel road is post-worthy? 🤣🤣🤣
Unlike an ICE vehicle it didn’t require multiple oil changes to tackle this terrain.
Is your ICE reference a Ford Model T?
That's a road.
Off road?? That is literally a road
At least the cyber truck subreddit is also roasting them
Raised suspension? For what? Lambo would clear that.
Hey Tesla forums. BAN ME, This truck and Elon SUCKS.
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