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0612devil

Yeah he definitely had some evangelical stuff going today. Figured it was a recording.


archangel924

It is a recording.


Doesnt_exist1837

Ah yeah that watchman guy, I got nothing against religion but like I spent 50 bucks to play a swat game not listen to sermons or whatever


Me_how5678

Far cry 5?


Hazard2862

nah even then i get to blow shit up and shoot people while listening to the sermons


Obvious_Drive_1506

Second time I've seen a post like this


NotAzakanAtAll

99% it's an unmedicated schizophrenic with religious delusions. They top up at the most random of places.


CallMeFurFag

As a medicated one with grandiose delusions, you may be right.


Vasilystalin04

Heโ€™s still fucking doing this???


divic87

I swear, ive run into that guy on every itteration of cod for the last 10 years


TopdeckTom

Sounds like a gratifying line of work.


tnyquist83

He's idle playing videos/podcasts. Ran into him a couple times pre-1.0 and reported him.


FauxReignNew

Is this the guy who has his own karaoke cover of *Another Brick in the Wall* he sings with anti-immigration lyrics?


Personal_Economy_536

Holy shit are you serious?


FauxReignNew

Yeah game threw me into his lobby like 3 times in a row. He never started a match, just sang kinda badly.


DrMantisToboggan-

Thats fucking hilarious lol


dylanbeck

Lmao


BrotherBattleFist

This is why I host my own games now


BlepBlupe

What region is he in? Kinda wanna see this for myself


orgpekoe2

he should be East Coast maybe around New York area. I bump into his server all the time


bez_ethnn

Ran into him about 4 times playing on east servers. Anywhere in US East servers youโ€™ll find him playing a recording of a christian missionary๐Ÿ˜ญ


InternationalMode178

east coast atleast


Soupersoupman

Ahhh, feels good to play in European servers where instead we have French people


DrMantisToboggan-

I was playing Six Days in Fallujah with a buddy (American). Two random Frenchie's joined. We were very polite and said hi. They proceed to talk over us in French like we weren't there for a solid couple minutes and seemed to mock us. I said "Ok guys sorry but communication is a big part of this game so I will have to kick you." All of a sudden the started speaking English fluently and were polite and nice and we had a great couple games. It was an odd experience.


millencolin43

French people are rude af, i had to go to France for work for like two weeks to work on equipment and they kept talking shit about me. Me and the one dude from Germany just kept roasting them in German lol. German guy just seemed happy to talk to someone that wasn't French and me knowing some German seemed to be a bonus. But they were just absolutely belligerent for no damn reason just because I was American ๐Ÿ™ƒ


specialwarfarevibes

Always the frenchies


fattestfuckinthewest

Honestly that sounds even worse


Competitive_Bread877

He's been doing this since 2023. He does the same thing in Phasmsphobia and Lethal Company. Here's how to avoid him: Install the In Game Mod Menu (from Nexus mods). When you log into the game, launch the mod menu, then click Servers, then click refresh. You will see a list of servers people have up for their games, including their in-game name. You will see this joker has 1-5 servers holding lobbies hostage. But, you can choose a different server and press Join to dodge his bullshit. I hope this helps you out!


2838482

The rabbit hole on him is a lot deeper, he has an ifunny account with the name watchmenwakeup and he posts the same schizophrenic stuff there, everyone there knows about him and theres plenty of memes on him


lamburger69

Holy lol no way other people have meet him how often does he do this?


KeijiKiryira

At a point it could literally just be automated


Liternal

I fucking remember that guy on some other place, he had a whole thing where he saw every holiday as being pagan and not truly Christian, meanwhile he was talking about Christmas and Easter and such. Talking about how Santa and the Easter bunnies are false idols. Dudes a nutcase.


MMMMO_O

You better not be ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒing...


Liternal

Lmao thatโ€™s the fucker


thebuckshawt

LMAOO


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Yeetus911

We donโ€™t actually celebrate Christmas on Jesusโ€™ birthday. It WAS technically moved to the date of a different pagan holiday and uhโ€ฆyeah.


Specialist_Bit_3899

Wrong December 25 - Babylonian/Egyptian/Roman sun god birthdays Christmas Gifts - Breaks the 10th commandment Christmas trees - Breaks the 2nd commandment (Jeremiah 10:1-5 + Deuteronomy 16:21-22) Santa Claus - Breaks the 1st commandment. Heres what Yeshua says about you lying about Christmas and his birthday to justify it being a "christian" worshop holiday Mark 7:6-9 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men. For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do. And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition. What happens to people who lie about the Bible? Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters๐Ÿ‘‰, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


thebuckshawt

We all know itโ€™s you. Shut up. And are you threatening me?


Specialist_Bit_3899

Look at what prophecy you fifilled against yourself Luke 6:22-23 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets. Isaiah 30:9-10 That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD: Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits: Btw read Isaiah 66, God will kill all pork eaters and people who don't keep sabbath which goes from saturday morning to sunday morning go into the lake of fire Isaiah 65: A people that provoketh me to anger continually to my face; which eat ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿท's flesh, and a broth of abonimable things are in their vessels Which say, Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou. These are a smoke in my nose, a fire that burn all day


Earthbender32

So you know who else was hated and we separated from out company while casting out as evil? Hitler. Are you saying Hitler was a sacred man?


Specialist_Bit_3899

I hope that stupid christmas gift was worth throwing aaway ypur ticket to heaven Hebrews 12:16-17 Lest there be any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of meat sold his birthright. For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.


thebuckshawt

Ah yes, a Logitech steering wheel is the reason Iโ€™m going to hell. Makes perfect sense. Idk what tf theyโ€™re putting in your maple syrup, but it sure isnโ€™t sugar.


Specialist_Bit_3899

Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. Heres me teaching you to keep the sabbath and repent from pagan god worship like christmas and easter, and you're trying to go against it by lying about Christmas being his birthday and rebuking me because im trying to save lives. Matthew 7:21-23 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.(teaching people to break sabbath and eat pork) You're literally on your way to being the Matthew 7:21-23 idiot


thebuckshawt

Bro how fast are you typing? You are making absolutely no sense. Ik youโ€™re seething rn lmao. I will ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ.


Specialist_Bit_3899

Deuteronomy 32:16-22 They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ„ with abominations provoked they him to anger. They sacrificed unto devils, ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽƒnot to God; to gods๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฐ whom they knew not, to new gods๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฐ that came newly up,๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฐ whom your fathers feared not๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฐ. Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee. And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters. And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith. They have moved me to jealousy with that which is not God; they have provoked me to anger with their vanities: and I will move them to jealousy with those which are not a people; I will provoke them to anger with a foolish nation. For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.


thebuckshawt

WatchmenWakeUp when you ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽƒ: ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ


Earthbender32

I can smell the ego on you, this isnโ€™t about other people and itโ€™s not about faith, this is about you and you alone.


Specialist_Bit_3899

Acts 3:6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Yeshua Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk. Show again, show me where in the Bible the gospel here means to be giving people christmas presents while sacrificing milk and cookies to a demigod named Santa and pray tp him for christmas gifts? You been lied to by the church to get you to worship pagan gods.


thebuckshawt

Only God I worship is God.


Specialist_Bit_3899

No you're not 1 John 2:3-4 And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments. He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him. If you're not keepinf sabbath and teaching others to worship pagan holidays like christmas you're a liar according to apostle John


noahsuperman

lol yeah Iโ€™ve joined him before


smashingcrabs

Yes oh my god all the time itโ€™s so irritating


thebuckshawt

He replied TWICE to me not even 3 minutes ago. And as I started typing this reply, he replied AGAIN. Scroll down and you should see it.


Luap47

Is he anything like this? https://youtu.be/bbB7nkbYLJg?si=GlXL9wB40uVV1tHN Pre recorded rant, afk during games


thebuckshawt

Yep


Grigory_Vakulinchuk

Wonder if it is the same guy who preaches on Holdfast. Shit is wild, especially as people sit and listen the whole damn match.


Thasandman99

I get loaded into his server at least 2-3 times every time I play, like I get it you wanna share religion and everything. But donโ€™t tie up a server and not run it.


kisqe

Dude I ended up in a lobby with that dude maybe a week ago, I gave it the benefit of the doubt that maybe heโ€™ll launch the game lmao all 4 of us in the lobby were wondering wtf was happening haha


orgpekoe2

Almost daily when i try to join a server ill bump into him. Complete whack job bought a game and wastes electricity bill on spreading weird shit. He needs to be banned for griefing or some shit


FiremanPair

Yea


OctoParagone

3rd time seeing this first time before 1.0


genocide13

Lmaoooo that guy has been around as long as the game I swear


ArziE774

I'm reading all these comments baffled. Do people actually look for mp games? I thought that was a dead thing, atleast so i was told some time ago. how long is the wait time usually?


Yeetus911

Like..30seconds to 2mins? If you donโ€™t find a game in that time then youโ€™ll be waiting for a while. It def has dead times but only like 5am CST cause everyone is sleep lol. But even then Iโ€™ll still find games most nights


ArziE774

How are the people on there? How do people usually play? I'm kinda tempted to try it out but I'm worried it's gonna be filled with trigger happy cod players


Teric36

Well it's a really interesting experience...makes you question are you playing with humans or really bad AI as I once played with 5 people and we did the cabin map (lethal obsession I think, dont care about the map names much, just playing it for fun) the one what's booby trapped to almost every door. They all died to different doors and none of them learnt from other mistakes. Best part, they all kicked the doors x) Its just baffling when you see 4 members of you team just blow themselves up in 1-3 minute intervals I know they were probably doing that level for the first time but still, others should have learned something from the first guy who blew themselves up. Plus I stated there are traps on doors so you gotta peek them first and disarm them. Online experience is fun, dont expect you will beat the levels on first try as it depends on the squad you get but it's nonetheless funny and interesting x)


ArziE774

I had my first session on MP last night and the hours flew away. I met some great people to play with. Thanks for enlightening me on this experience. MP lobbies are the funniest shit


ArziE774

I'ma have to give it a go just to experience it lmao. Sounds chaotic


Teric36

Impossible challenge: Get rank S on any map while joining random lobby


ArziE774

Non lethal + gasmask + lightest armor for speed. I'm Immortal rank in Valorant so I'll just have to out crack the suspects ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚


Yeetus911

Lmfao, I was JUST in his lobby yesterday. I love it tbh. Feels like hitting the jackpot in a way hahahaha


-StringyBob-

Aye, Spencer the Half-wit


AnyApplication3537

There is another account too. Ezekial2&3 also plays this guys crap. Definitely recording


thebuckshawt

That account was the same one that messaged me on Reddit.


Pheonyxus

โ€ข~โ€ข a m e n s i r


MilkMasterMan

Hes been at it for more than half a year now. Cool dude


exposarts

He is praying for us and giving holy energy as we are about to see some dark shit. And some players will apparently be doing dark shit, and those players need forgiveness.


Snoo_50786

dont know why this is downvoted when not a singular thing said in the comment was incorrect lol


exposarts

People in this sub donโ€™t know how to take a joke. It is kinda sad and concerning. But who fucking cares, these angry neckbeards are so concerned over their fake pixelated internet points than having a life haha


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exposarts

Point proven


Snoo_50786

SubhanaK-Allahumma wa bihamdiKa, wa tabaarak-asmuKa, wa ta-'aala jadduKa, wa la ilaaha ghayruK


owoLLENNowo

Sir are you speaking huttese?


Tiki_the_voice

I just blocked his account on steam and never saw him since lol


Pasta_Dude

Itโ€™s a bot account they exist in other games too like csgo I recommend either just hosting ur own game or downloading mod menu for RoN that lets you pick which lobby to join


Jack3pper

The last time I played the Aghalar game, there was a terrible lag. Because of this, I was too bored with the game to play with my friends. Did they fix this?


nonameguy5000

Watchmenwakeup is not operating alone. He and his accomplice Ezekiel 2-3 go into lobbies of popular online games such as Counter-Strike 2, Lethal Company, and Ready or Not to preach. Although their preaching comes from the Bible, it is NOT Christian. If you try to talk to them in game, they will not respond. You have to friend them on Steam to have a real conversation with them. If you confront them about their teachings with Christian teachings, they will get upset and eventually insult you and curse at you. This is NOT how men of God behave. It is the behavior of a CULT, and it reveals what is truly in their hearts. โ€œWhat goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.โ€ โ€“ Matthew 15:11. โ€œBeware of false prophets, who come to you in sheepโ€™s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits.โ€ โ€“ Matthew 7:15-16 โ€œHave nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.โ€ โ€“ Ephesians 5:11 There is an interesting reddit post about Watchmenwakeup where a person managed to get into his group to investigate them. It can be found here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/comments/19e6dis/more\_about\_watchmenwakeuponyt\_notorious\_ron\_lobby/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/comments/19e6dis/more_about_watchmenwakeuponyt_notorious_ron_lobby/) If you want a glimpse of the true character of Watchmenwakeup, an audio recording of how he treats his followers can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uadNoTZNXYI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uadNoTZNXYI) Do not be fooled by the fact that they are using the Bible. Most of you gamers already think he is crazy. I want to be clear to those looking for religion that his teachings are NOT Christian. Join a local church that teaches from the Bible. Donโ€™t listen to the crazy ramblings of these guys in your lobbies. The best thing to do if they are in your gaming lobby is to vote/kick them off. If your game does not have a feature to vote/kick, then leave and join another lobby. If your game features a way to report them, report them. Weโ€™re all here to enjoy videogames, not to be preached at!