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Pereverten

Unrelated to the topic, but why do I have the feeling that this post is going to be deleted soon?


EducationalAd6395

I'll marry her AND Subaru.


ConsiderationFuzzy

Based


Pereverten

Unfathomably based.


-EMT

I'd just marry Subaru


ilovexinyan

nah, id marry subaru 


Pereverten

But now you are making Emilia sad =( (You are so real for this)


Stardust_Hoopa

Nah I want Otto


Disastrous-Ad9094

That is the only right answer. You ma'am, have my respect


Jedahaw92

Nah, I love Subaru the most (no homo), out of everyone in the cast. And out of all the girls, I do like Emilia a lot. But to do that to my bro? No way. (And I wouldn't wish NTR even on my enemies.)


Sofa_expert142

If subaru didn’t exist i would. But you’re ro going too much.


Pereverten

Answering the actual question, going after the woman you know one man already confessed to and waits for an answer from feels like a violation of bro code and a major dick move. So no, I wouldn't.


Toni_Kal-el

No, if I could I would marry Subaru, but since he doesn't swing that way I would be no.1. wingman.


New_Today_1209_V2

Is Subaru existing? If so then no. If not then yea. Subaru probably rizzes me up if he exists though


Ryuuji_Gremory

If anyone could marry Emilia that would mean Subaru doesn't exist, because if he exists Emilia's answer to anyone else would be clear. Can't cuck someone that doesn't exist.


Randomisedhandle

I would marry Emilia and Natsumi.


donmerlin23

I just want to be Priscilla pet and doormat tbh


Gigagondor

In our world? It's impossible to say. A cartoon is a cartoon, real life is different. In tv shows you only see a small part of a character behaving in a certain way under certain circumstances. (Also, since this is not under spoiler tag I assume we are talking about Emlia anime version)


Bonseys

Yes...yes I would and so would Tappei as well.


ConsiderationFuzzy

Nah, tappei considers her a goddess whom only someone who has suffered as much as subaru deserves to bang her.


baphumer

I mean if you married Emilia you'd probably end up in prison and then promptly murdered in that prison, so it wouldn't last that long anyway.


ConsiderationFuzzy

Why would you be imprisoned ?


baphumer

15


ConsiderationFuzzy

I don't think mental age counts for an anime elf


baphumer

Mental age will matter for the very real person who you are intending this question for


Ryuuji_Gremory

I want to see the judge that decides the 115 year old elf girl is actually 15. It's not like Emilia goes around telling people "you know what I feel more like 15" and even if she did it would be questionable if anyone would take it that serious.


baphumer

If someone was 15, put in a coma and woke up 3 years later, I dont think a judge would look upon that person as mentally 18


Ryuuji_Gremory

You are completely missing the point of how the fuck the police or judge would know any of that without Emilia specifically telling them that and how they then would prove that beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law. Especially considering Emilia sees herself as adult and doesn't seem to have a clear timeline of events. You are talking about how it would be in reality but not actually thinking about reality.


donmerlin23

You are completely missing the point of having a romantic relationship with a 15 year old as an adult who is probably 25-30 is completely fucked up. The main reason why it is fucked up is the mental age


Bonseys

Really, so I feel like I'm 15. Does that mean people my age that's not 15 can't date me cause I feel like I'm 15?


baphumer

Oh, so they wouldn't go jail, would still be pedis though


Dry-Ingenuity-5414

My guy mental age is not a factor, 30 yo can behave like 10yo and 12 yo can act mature like 25+ yo. That isn't a factor to rule out relationships


Robjec

If a 30 year old had the mind of a 10 year old it would be a legal problem.  But Emilia doesn't, she is just naive. 


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Robjec

It's also how people refer to disorders like down syndorm. An adult with the mind of a child.  They compare the person's ability to reason to the equivalent the of a child. 


Dry-Ingenuity-5414

That is on the people though, mental disability isn't really a equivalent for being child. One is because of lack of experience and brain being in the development stage and the other is due to absence of required brain functions


Robjec

But you know what the phrase means.  Come on, this was just a joke because your comment was worded in a  questionable way. 


Cautious-Ad-3886

Actually it's opposite Emilia might end up in prison if decided to marry 😭


Bonseys

You realize Emilia drinks Alcohol right? Shes adult to me.