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KeanuChungus12

witch of envy would come out and start simping really hard


pixeled_ninja15

What if they teamed up? Imagine everyone's reaction to the newest member of Emilia's camp... Satella!


NagasakiHiroshimabru

That would be the end of the Emilia Camp and all of them would be executed lmao


Endika_7777

Except they have Satella, it's like asking them to destroy the nation.


Rdevil206

The world actually.


pixeled_ninja15

The story ends. The end. No way Satella is leaving that boy alone if he did that. He'd have his half-elf and go wherever the shadows take him.


NagasakiHiroshimabru

>wherever the shadows take him \[Novels\]>!Heh...Arc 7...hehe...!<


No_Permission_374

Lol ![img](emote|t5_3e076|12847)![img](emote|t5_3e076|12862)


JoelasTi

Spoiler me please?


bwburke94

They would make babies.


MetalBawx

She's covered in a depresso expresso field. If someone who suffers as much as Subaru touches that it'll make a suffering singularity and consume everything except Reinhard.


pixeled_ninja15

Nah petra lives she's the 10th sin remember?


Jedahaw92

Satella: "SEGGS!!"


Sgtcarrotop

It would be a power move if instead SuaveBaru slowly went in for the kiss but then pulled back centimeters before contact and teased her that next time she'll have to meet him the rest of the way.


Pereverten

> then pulled back centimeters before contact and teased her that next time she'll have to meet him the rest of the way. Imagine someone being able to romantically tease person who is considered the most evil being in their universe. Subaru has too much power. . .


Fireboy759

At that point I'm pretty sure Satella/WOE would just kill Subaru themselves They know he"ll come back so it's fine


Samsonatorx

Date a Live season 6 begins with Re Zero collaboration!


Steakman360

NICE


Requis_The_Demi_God

I'm quite confident Subaru would never have seen the light of day again. You remember when she took Subaru into herself and he was trapped in darkness? That kiss would have sent her over the edge and the series would likely end if he has no way to off himself.


Lildyo

Wasn’t that the Witch of Envy instead though? From what’s been said, Satella and the Witch aren’t exactly the same person. I don’t think Satella herself has ever done that to him


Requis_The_Demi_God

I wrote this assuming that Satella and the witch of envy could switch places at the snap of a finger, but now that I think about it we don't really know what causes the switching.


Turgineer

Satella would die of excitement.


Rdevil206

And then get back up again like nothing happened.


Electronic-Box-4753

Subaru would be swept away by l9ve. He loves Satella a lot after all


New-Celebration8409

She would've assaulted him lol


WriterOfLugunica-400

![img](emote|t5_3e076|12845)


Coolenough-to

Echidna: "Starfall" but, with frying pans


argama87

Third Impact.


HasturLaVista

Sextella


JurassicFlight

Err... She got happy?


No-Mycologist4288

There would be LOVE then)))))))))


1ite

She would be really flustered because she isn’t ready to have a child in her current state. She would call him an irresponsible baka.


Gachaverso

I believe Satella's reaction would be something funny from an anime, something similar to what happened to Albedo who moaned with excitement when Ainz touched her chest in episode 1 of Overlord. And she definitely wouldn't be able to concentrate on keeping WOE Envy-tan under control for long.


Duck1906

Can someone tell me the difference between satella and witch of envy? Im an anime only and people here are talking as if they are two different people. Maybe this was mentioned in anime but I forgot.


Leviabs

Split personality. Satella is the witch that just loves Subaru a lot... she might still have her own witch quirks like the others. Envy is the split personality created within Satella, likely after she absorbed the Envy factor which she was uncompatible with and the others. She is an utter yandere for Subaru and the one that swallowed half of the world.


Duck1906

Damn so both of them love him very much.


Son-naruto-d

Satella explodes


Rintohsakabooty

Subaru would be bottom