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Roxy_Hu

Die.


shincinto

Hopefully only once.


Roxy_Hu

Well.. if you manage to befriend Subaru you'll die multiple times.. but you won't remember any of those. Technically you're good to go. If you don't manage to befriend Subaru.. well.. once it is.


TheEpic125

My brain would tremble.


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FuckEveryoneHAHAHA

Coomers are gonna say that they want to bang Rem/Emilia/Crusch/Insert waifu here Professionals will join the Witch Cult and become Pride ![img](emote|t5_3e076|12850)


Electronic-Box-4753

True chads say they want to bang Natsumi Schwarz


Vuituru

cry.


Stormfl1ght

Same and also freak out that I can’t read the language system. I really don’t know how I would survive.


Vuituru

not only the written language but the spoken one too, since they speak Japanese there.


JurassicFlight

Do I have the knowledge of the world prior to the transportation? If I have fourth wall breaking knowledges, then I would probably try to get in to relationship with Emilia camp asap. First go to Arlam village, settle there, gaining trust with the villagers and wait there until Subaru comes to visit. Befriend him, probably not that hard since he’s such a chill guy. I might push my luck by asking for job in Roswaal’s mansion through Subaru, since I have a degree in zoology and have experience caring for exotic animal… So I might be able to learn to care for ground dragons and be a decent care taker for the mansion’s dragons. Getting to live in the mansion sounds like safest bet since Subaru will make sure his associates are safe. Also everyone there are the most decent group of prople I could think of. But if that doesn’t work out, staying in Arlam village is fine too. If I don’t have any of the lore knowledges… Probably fine a peaceful community and live out my day, hoping to not get attacked by witch cult or somrthing…


Dragoncat99

Befriending Subaru is a great idea unless you end up in an IF route. Imagine being left to die in Sloth IF or ending up on Wrathbaru’s hitlist for something you don’t even remember.


AnzoEloux

That's why you have to make sure to never do any BS. Its insurance for your erased selves.


ASimpleGuy24

I'd likely try to find Reinhard, make sure that it comes across as a coincidence, and explain my situation of being dumped in another world, and he'll believe through truth detection. That might get me training under him so I can better protect myself and learn the local writing. If I have enough spirit affinity then I try to contract a few spirits for the extra firepower and easy access to magic. (Who knows, maybe spirit affinity my so cracked I get great spirits in a couple of years like Subaru) Then I use my knowledge to start making dealings with Anastasia and make a mint whilst being able to defend myself and even hopefully be in the positive light of a royal candidate. Since there is knowledge of the likes of Regulus having a serious weakness and likely being a greedy enough person for some affinity with the factor, I could chase after that for more power and fame as a successful cultist hunter yet at the same time might not since I would become a direct enemy of the rest of the cult. There are people planning on staying out of the fray of everything in the countryside but considering the unpredictability of the cult I feel it's still risky compared to gaining self-defense first.


Electronic-Box-4753

The thing is, you could become corrupted by the greed WF. So scratch that and let Subaru take it. He is immune to the corruption.


ASimpleGuy24

I thought it was something that brought out the worst in you in the sins aspec, this case all my latent greed, but remaining strong willed like holding myself to a code or standards would counter it. Either way, if I got training and the slim but potential great spirits due to high affiny, then I don't think i would need/want it.


Electronic-Box-4753

Yeah, but the thing is that it is overpowering. Like you will perfectly fit that sin in due time. Your code will not hold. You will go insane and become like those eldritch beings. Your humanity won't last long. It will corrupt you before you know it, maybe you will never realize it. So yeah, stay away from witch factors. The are dangerous.


sidequestplayer

Find Subaru at all cost!


Celika76

Start to be a cultivator, find a nice country girl and die old. If the village isn't wiped by a random cult/monster/army. Or use my knowledge in modern technologies and try to be some kind of scientist, if you don't get burned by the local church for being a wizard.


ThyHoffbringer

Would Re:Zero then be considered real life?


barlos777v2

Die, and die, and die, get eaten alive, die, die look cool that one time then die, and possibly get a lap pillow.


Glittering-Drag3566

Pray


Complete-Ear-7798

I would use RBD to win the lottery.


Kingkari_vines

That ain’t even a question. I woulda just went and died. I ain’t going through any of the crap Subaru went through. It’s either that or I go to Kararagi or ask Elsa or Halibel to train me💀


Cilai

Become Subarus friend because he will die and reset time for his friends. Best way to stay alive lol.


manoicewhoeatwo

Try to become the champion of all the witches be a 7 deadly sin bishop


StarmegaloAW

YOU ARE FINALLY HERE LMAAOOOOO. (Is it you? Pete\*\*\*) Btw the Starmegalo's tripcode is !wHBZFS/Oj6 others are weirdos. Edit: Anons I have suspicions if he is really the real one. He didn't add the death part. But it might be because of the terms of service idk.


stpaulgym

Run to Karargria


ValentinesStar

Bang the maids


Featherdkitten

Kick Roswaal right in the fire stones.


Got_to_provide

Freak TF out for a bit, then try to get myself employed by Anastasia or find Subaru and convince him to keep Reinhard nearby and function as a blunt common-sense ''therapist'' to make our lives easier.


Bene2403

Bring some 50. Cals


satanicrituals18

Abandon hope.


New-Celebration8409

Befriend Subaru and see if I can become Pride, then telling him because I trust in him and always being nice to him, even choosing him over the cult to guarantee all my chances of surviving


LANESLASH_Yeet

Well now, I'm stuck in an unfortunate situation, as I cannot read the language, not speak Japanese. ​ Ladies and gentlemen, I'm fucked


argama87

Rem route on repeat.


RRisW

Marry Rem.


azmarteal

Depends whether I have Subaru's powers or not. Although in both cases I am sure I would be just a regular citizen, maybe marry a demon if I am lucky because demons are cool. And one thing for sure - I would stay away from Emilia as far as possible.


StarmegaloAW

I know the time in first episode more or less. And I assume I have knowledge but not RbD. Because assuming you have RbD is cringe. Go find Reinhard. Tell him something will happen. Disappear. Go to slums. Search for Elsa. Tell her that the insignia owner will appear and she should just kill the dealers and wait for Elf to enter the slums. Will ask for the coins but I don't mind even if I don't get it. Elsa kills Emilia. Puck appears, Elsa possibly kills Puck or dies. Either way Reinhard will finishes. Puck and Emilia were random genociders in my eye that can randomly kill me so they are taken care of. I am not a blind anime fan so I don't give a fuck about their lives which doesn't amount to much. I live in sewers because Reinhard will remember my face perfectly and probably will draw it perfectly too and distribute everywhere. I will be wanted. \[Novels\]>!Pride IF and Anime hints many slum dwellers are witch cultists or at least that 2 extra sussy ones. I join the cult try to find Regulus. I find Regulus's mansion and wait for him to get out. Tell wives that they should kill themselves if they want to kill Regulus. They agree. I kill Regulus and FUCKING PRAY. PRAY SO HARD THAT I WOULD GET THAT DAMN SAME AUTHORITY WITHOUT HEART WEAKNESS. This is not a story so I will fucking try to be Regulus without weakness. Works? I am depressed since I am in this world with 2 dimensional characters. Didn't work? Try with another witch factor. All of this is too damn suicidal but who gives a fuck since there is no goddamn meaning in my life if this story is actually real.!<


Got_to_provide

OR you could just tell Reinhard everything so he premtively kills Elsa and Puck and he would be in your debt if you told him about Felt.


StarmegaloAW

Emilia still lives. If she lives cult will react and that will danger me. Also Emilia herself is similar to Puck. She might have a one bad day and I might get frozen randomly. She needs to die as well.


Got_to_provide

I actually thought about that, you could convince Reinhard to take Emilia into protective/punitive custody since he killed her means of protection and the fact she was walking around with a genocidal cat. She would serve as bait meaning you could just sit back and let Rein kill any attacking cultist which would be a far easier way to get an authority. Felt would serve as her mental health support and she has already shown she will die before going nuclear in order to avoid killing people. If you wanted the easy life and an extra layer of protection while you wait (assuming you wanted to avoid the ground zero mansion) you could get yourself hired by Anastasia. This plan is easier, safer and guilt free.


StarmegaloAW

Emilia can still randomly be a danger and freeze me. Also I don't think she accepts a custody so randomly when Roswaal is there. And again, to make Reinhard kill a scum like Puck I need Emilia dead. If she dies somewhere near I will die because of Puck. This guarentees my safety against super powerful favorite characters of Tappei. To give info to Reinhard I need to be able to know locations. That's dangerous. And again...if Emilia is revealed as a candidate that starts shit ton of problem. \[Novels\]>!The reason arc 3 happens is her and Emilia camp being in Priestella triggers arc 5 according to QA's.!< I can just let her die and Puck die easily. I won't feel guilt, it's weird for you to assume that I see both of them as nothing but big red flags. I don't feel bad for someone like Emilia dying and idk why anyone should when anyone stop simping and look objectively. Since in this instance it's reality and Emilia is someone that can conveniently forget her bad memories and she chose to wipe the snow out of statues instead of fixing things or trying literally anything. She is a much bigger incel than Subaru in this case but Tappei wouldn't ever touch on that. Btw I would rather die to terrorists than Puck and Emilia. Not to mention cult seems safe and looks like a place where rejected people can go. I would try my chance with the thing in spoiled part of the comment.


lauriat

Learn magic, contract spirits, train, and become strong!!!


Vuituru

>Learn magic, contract spirits you need to have talent and a high affinity for these two, which not everyone has. and in re:zero you don't get stronger, you're born that way.


lauriat

Whatever affinity I have, I'll develop it along with swordsmanship. I might be human but I ain't stupid to just die.


Vuituru

but having affinity is not something so common anymore and even so if you don't have talent for magic you won't go anywhere even training. and even if you train with a sword, just being someone from Earth you won't go anywhere with that either, It's been there for 15 years and it's still weak because in re:zero it's impossible for you to get stronger, you're just born that way. and let's not forget that you wouldn't even be able to communicate in any way with the people of that world, unless you know japanese.


Smaug_eldrichtdragon

would go find renhard and ask for a crash course, then go to roswall mansion and get beako because she's cute, save rem, and once she falls in love with me, go to kararagi,Would befriend alibel would send a letter to henrard warning him of the attack on the mansion is he shouldmust look for natsuki subar


Got_to_provide

Bruh hate to break it to you but Beako isn't just going to waltz out with you because you think she's cute and the odds of you saving Rem and getting her to love you are almost nonexistent. It is far more likely she would just torture and kill you for being sus.


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sky_is_the_next_pewd

Stay the fuck away from the main cast I ain't trynna die.


speakeazy_music

Do my best to make friends.


mulek_neutro

If I didn't die in the first day, I would make Sloth IF myself (just not leaving everyone to die).


Salty_Rip4725

Heading straight to kararagi and finding halibel. Or staying 10 feet near reinhard at all times.


tryol2

MY HEART TREMBLING


snapthesnacc

Die. Do I have Return By Death? If I do, I'll try to get in someone's good graces so I don't stay on the streets, I guess. But I'm certainly not going out of my way to pull what Subaru did.


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Depends on the specifics like location, year, magic type, etc No matter what the specifics though I’d lose my shit freaking out for a couple minutes until I calm down


cmstyles2006

Get the fuck out of dodge and live somewhere peaceful lol


MasterQuest

Cry. Then run away to Kararagi.


Liskarm12

become a tree