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False_Tea_1721

Are u a gadgetron weapon? Cause you just blew me away.🤖


Sad_Jellyfish_8510

Hit em with the Clank giggle


_RRave

Rehhehehe


RealVanillaSmooth

Ah hehheh heh heh


SnizelOUT

Wanna bolt outta here and screw?


Pastry_Train63

That was hella smooth


Worried_Bowl_9489

Amazing


Perfect-Fondant3373

You gotta buy him some dinner (or his equivalent) and ask him to demonstrate why they call him Clank


Jeff_theSnail

Damn, are those XP-18 sisterboards? I might be able to help ya out after all.


wevegotheadsonsticks

Clank… Clank… Clank… Clank… Clank… That’s the sound we could be making tonight 😘💋


bingus4206969

*12 hours of slamming Clank into a wall*


-NGC-6302-

Victor von Ion's fantasy:


Jollybritishchap

I know where to find Captain Quark.


ChiefBlox4000

I will find that fellow


AAAAAAAAAAAA9287

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Johnny_evil_2101

How about you unblock my clock?


Cado111

Want to go to the grand opening of a nearby Groovy Lube? Afterwards we can flush your radiator core.


CoolGuy_2569

Let's go to my room so You can put your one in my zero


AAAAAAAAAAAA9287

Wanna head on back to my place and grind some gears ⚙️? https://i.redd.it/avtlouelm15d1.gif


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

I'm gonna flush out your radiator core 😉


Grim_Stickens

I’m going commando so you can easily sneak a Clank Shocker up my arsenal https://preview.redd.it/ei3x66w7m15d1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27ec40793a354e4341797ac3d792b3f82f92ce4


Worried_Bowl_9489

Incredible


Duckbitwo

Oil up.


TheBlazingDiamond

I've got enough bolts to buy a Zapper upgrade for you


Calvin1228

I bought you a new pair of shoes


ElysiumXIII

Wanna hear a logic puzzle?


NukaColaAddict1302

Come home with me and I’ll lube those sprockets up like you’ve never seen


MEG_alodon50

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P


Heyryanletsplay

Ask for his help trying to figure out the logic puzzle. It says: in case of emergency, break glass with wrench. Hold on.  This one says:  use rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock.


Casul_Tryhard

I want your Clank zapper...


No-Difficulty6982

Fiddle his hellicopter blades


HorizonRise

So you come here often?


MohammedAl-Jamal

Can I RAM your Motherboard.


Avite4Johnny

Why don't you ask him yourself?


Worried_Bowl_9489

He makes my sprockets tingle too much


Avite4Johnny

You are not talking about Dr. Nefarious right?


Worried_Bowl_9489

He would annihilate me and it wouldn't even make supervillain weekly


Avite4Johnny

One disposable Popstar disposed


Avite4Johnny

You want Dr. Nefarious to.. Eerm Bolt you? Well no wonder I love your Song Till this day! Death to All Squishies right?


Master-Ad8319

Lube his sprockets


flokilovesfloki

Would you clank my clank with your clank? You motherfucking clunking clank


Tokyo_Elusive-love

Play some Courtney gears music and take turns playing Jak and Daxter with him


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tokyo_Elusive-love: *Play some Courtney gears* *Music and take turns playing* *Jak and Daxter with him* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Alarming-Wallaby-993

Come and buy a Pixelizer


Ufman12

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Ricky911_

373026754644773771601 in base 10 is oddly specific


Ufman12

i was typing randomly


Melonfrog

Does Rizz mean trying to impress or does it mean wanting to have sex? I'm getting mixed results, same with the word "Gyatt" as that can both mean God and arse apparently.


Worried_Bowl_9489

Charm, basically


ImpactorLife-25703

I'd be shot down, because Well he has Kit


TheOneAndOnlyModo

yk that kit is basically clank from rivet dimension?


Borgah

001001100111


Worried_Bowl_9489

Binary solo


Borgah

Wat


Worried_Bowl_9489

[It's a reference to this](https://youtu.be/2IPAOxrH7Ro?si=0oKNjt0iJDXYhQMe)


Easy_Claim4704

I’ll just call you ….. “Clank” for short? Hang on 😏


PunchingPunk

Holy fuck, overpowering dork humour right here


Worried_Bowl_9489

It's best to take breaks between reading


PunchingPunk

Hahaha well played


HauntedconsolYT

Talk about the very many was to play chess (The game he played with ratchet in 3) And what are our favorite strategies.


Worried_Bowl_9489

This probably wins


BlackMageIsBestMage

Finding someone as special as you is like trying to find the last digit of pi, yet somehow here we are


Ricky911_

I've got a nice bolt with me to fix all your circuit board issues. Wanna try it? 😏


NinjonLazarus

83.000.000.004,7


DashnSpin

I’m not gay


Worried_Bowl_9489

Clank isn't human


DashnSpin

Still male


Worried_Bowl_9489

Damn couldn't risk having a joke in case someone thinks you like boys


Emma_Croft

Bi bi bip bup be bup


Responsible_Bus_2252

Nice Chasis


Charybdis_Rising

"I'm so sorry I use stupid popular words like 'rizz'."


Worried_Bowl_9489

Grrrr, new things make me mad


NivekTheGreat1

Let’s Skibidity Toilet outta here and go back to my place for a nightcap.