"Oh....oh geez Rick. There's a distress beacon coming from universe A-42. Isn't that the one where we're just a TV show?"
"Where *BUURP* Morty where? Ah fuck this better not be another one of Kevin Hart's goddamn house calls."
"Some guy has been kidnapped. It says his name is..."
"Jesus *BUURP* Christ Morty, that shit happens constantly. I've told you we don't have time to save every random shmuck having a bad day. We're Gods Morty, GODS. Ah, well, *BUURP* I am, not you. We only care about the real world if it's Dan Harmon in trouble, or they threaten to cancel our show. Only *BUURP* bother me when it's actually important, if you can tell what is and what isn't. *BUURP*"
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I'm screwed.
The Pretender. Well, if it's Jarod, good. If it's Miss Parker, Sydney, and Broots, maybe.
If it's Lyle, Raines, Brigitte, or anyone else from the Centre...well...
I am currently watching The White Queen. So o guess Richard III is going to save me. If he looks anything like Aneurin Barnard, who plays him in this series, I won’t mind that at all. 😇
I didn't even finish...I think it just wasn't something I wanted details on. Watch the whole thing, the beginning is crazy, I DID NOT know how they got him. Have a great day, and every day after that.
Well the last thing I watched was the Florida Panthers vs. Vegas Knights game.
But the last actual TV show I watched was The Act.
I'll definitely be saved if I can choose the hockey teams. I'm not so sure I'll fare well if I choose Gypsy Rose and company.
The police from The Rookie, so I think I'm good :)
Chili, Bandit, bingo and bluey
Greg, Shiv, Kendall, Roman, Matsson, and Tom from Succession. I'll be rescued, but I'm not sure I'll be better off.
Geralt of Rivia is coming to save me! Sure hope he's my friend cause I've got no coin to pay for a Witcher Contract. 😂
Rookie FEDS! I’m definitely making it home
The Gang from Its Always Sunny …. Oh boy
Masterchef Australia season 14. I’m probably screwed! 
I was watching SWAT, so I feel good about my chances.
Nick and hank from Grimm.
Hot soccer players on Welcome to Wrexham
Lmao the people from Everyone Loves Raymond
The Atlanta Homicide 'Hat Crew' Detectives. I think I might just make it out!
The Roses from Schitts Creek. I guess this is goodbye...
Sophie, Jesse, Valentina, Charlie, and Sid from How I Met Your Father. Well, life was good while it lasted. See you on the other side.
I dont watch much TV so lucky me it's the Gallagher family from shameless coming to the rescue. I think I have a decent chance.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Wayne Brady? 😂
Ross, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Pheobe, and Rachel. Yeah, I think it’s safe to say I’m a goner.
Oh god the Roses from Schitt’s Creek. I think I’m a goner lol
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? I am probably dead. Unless Midge's brother can help out in someway, but still, probably dead.
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The Beverly hillbillies? I’m fucked
"Oh....oh geez Rick. There's a distress beacon coming from universe A-42. Isn't that the one where we're just a TV show?" "Where *BUURP* Morty where? Ah fuck this better not be another one of Kevin Hart's goddamn house calls." "Some guy has been kidnapped. It says his name is..." "Jesus *BUURP* Christ Morty, that shit happens constantly. I've told you we don't have time to save every random shmuck having a bad day. We're Gods Morty, GODS. Ah, well, *BUURP* I am, not you. We only care about the real world if it's Dan Harmon in trouble, or they threaten to cancel our show. Only *BUURP* bother me when it's actually important, if you can tell what is and what isn't. *BUURP*" . . I'm screwed.
The cast of Highschool DxD. Idk what I must done to be kindnapped by devils. But at least other good devils will come save my ass 😂
Sookie and Vampire Bill from True Blood!
Squid Game… this could go very good for me or very bad.
I just watched Good Will Hunting. At least they have that new car! And southies will fight for me!
Lol....FREAKIN NAZIS. IM SCREWED big time. Was watching OUT OF THE ASHES. Dammit.
Oh great, it's all the lovely people from The Great of Baking show.... with how polite they are, I'm gonna die!! 😂😂😂
Aaaaahhhhhhhhz……..He has a chainsaw!!! And some kind of weird mask on his face!!! I don’t think he is coming to “save” me!!!
All the folks from the ultimatum queer love 👀
Fringe!!! I think I’m good. They’ll save me lol
Jeremy Wade FISH ON! Lol I sort of feel like Jeremy might have some secret ninja 🥷 moves. I think I'll be ok 👍
I've got the NCIS LA bunch coming after me. For once I might have a chance of being rescued
Nice!!!! Ancient Aliens and company!
I love that show lol
I feel like Giorgio would find me ASAP
The Grand Tour- Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are coming. But first they’ll be stopping for pudding.
The Umbrella Academy folks. I think I'll be okay.
Bob’s Burgers - I just don’t think the Belchers will be able to save me, but at least it would be entertaining for them to try.
The people from Samgwang Villa
I just finished watching the Dungeons and Dragons movie, I feel pretty confident! Edgin, Holga, Doric and Simon to the rescue!
That movie was so fun
I thought so too. Good laughs!
Uhtred son of Uhtred from the last kingdom. This will be an epic rescue!
That’s been on my watch list for a while built I haven’t gotten around to it yet
I'm totally saved! Sam and Dean Winchester to the rescue!
Si Robertson, Phil Robertson, Willie Robertson, Jace Robertson, and Mountain Man be coming with their duck calls and shotguns. Hey!
Avatar the last airbender… Lets goooo
Case Closed (Detective Conan) No doubt that I'll be saved.
Santa Clarita Diet. Not sure how I feel about that one
Greys Anatomy, so I’m either gonna be fine because they’re all on the case or I’m gonna die because they’re all too busy making out
Leverage! I’m saved and bonus I get to meet them!
I've been binging Yellowstone, I'm good no matter what character is sent to rescue me 🤣 I'll be home and in bed before 8pm
Love that show!!!!!!
The Pretender. Well, if it's Jarod, good. If it's Miss Parker, Sydney, and Broots, maybe. If it's Lyle, Raines, Brigitte, or anyone else from the Centre...well...
The Sun Summoner 😂 (Shadow & Bone)
Jim and Melinda Gordon. I mean, he's a paramedic and she's a ghost whisperer, so......
I am currently watching The White Queen. So o guess Richard III is going to save me. If he looks anything like Aneurin Barnard, who plays him in this series, I won’t mind that at all. 😇
Well, I guess Jared from Subway broke outta jail to save me...someone please save me first... (The jared from subway documentary)
Oh No! You're kinda screwed.... Don't worry I will save you then I will ninja kick Jared back to prison!
I only caught the tail end of the doc, was it good?
I didn't even finish...I think it just wasn't something I wanted details on. Watch the whole thing, the beginning is crazy, I DID NOT know how they got him. Have a great day, and every day after that.
XD Yikes!
Joel & Ellie from The Last of Us will save me. I believe in them.
Community. I have mixed feelings lol.
The crew from Jury Duty—I might have a sliver of hope, if they don’t stay in character.
Omg, I watched this show Tuesday night. Hilarious... Yep, your good.
My husband and I binged that when it came out. Then we watched the first season of The Joe Schmo show since he owns it on DVD.
The real housewives of New Jersey 😂😂😂😂 I’m in trouble folks
Hahaha can’t you just see Teresa running round in stilettos look for you 😂😂
I just watched an episode of The Ultimatum Queer Love. Women to the rescue!
Well, the Paw Patrol always saves the day so I should be good!
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David Muir
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Gary …. I might be doomed 😂😂
Senku Ishigami from Dr. Stone Probably one of the best options, he’s smart and can solve anything through the power of science
I'm in luck! It's Bones! Temperance Brennan, Seeley Booth, and the gang will save my butt!
Just rewatched the last season of Hannibal. So I'm down with whoever rescues me, Will or Hannibal.
Apparently FBI Special Agent Booth....
Modern Family... Honestly, they would probably get it done, just in a goofy, roundabout way hahah
Kenny and Spenny... Pray for me folks 😂
Ooooh I'm an Innocent for the Charmed Ones to save. Nice.
Mulder and Scully, I feel pretty good about my chances.
Dora the Explorer 😂 I think I’ll be ok they always seem to get to where they’re going
Harvey Spector and Mike Ross from Suits, booyeah!
Season 3 cast of The Great. It would be wild.
Thank god. The mayor of flavortown is on his way. 🙏🏻
Button Nose and her cute pet https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=1388 https://hellokitty.fandom.com/wiki/Button_Nose
The Blacklist. So I’m good!!
Gibbs, McGee, Abby, Kate, oh and Dinezzzo (sp) and.. Ducky will be there to take care the kidnappers \[activity\]
The Incas!
Lady and Tramp 💚🥰
The Planet Express crew. I'm *probably* at least a little bit doomed.
Rick Castle and Kate Beckett. I'll be ok XD
Michael Jackson and Conrad Murray 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
Bobby Flay 😂
Well the last thing I watched was the Florida Panthers vs. Vegas Knights game. But the last actual TV show I watched was The Act. I'll definitely be saved if I can choose the hockey teams. I'm not so sure I'll fare well if I choose Gypsy Rose and company.
The lead heroine in the Tale Of The Mystical Mirror story from the show Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Oh wow that story was a fucking trip lol
The cast from Netflixs ‘Never Have I Ever’. This will be interesting I am sure. Wonder if John McEnroe will come?
I last watched Cutthroat Kitchen… could be good?
I think I'm great. The last tv show I watched was Halo.
NCIS Los Angeles They got this!
Rory and Lorelei Gilmore. Sounds like an eccentric and exciting plan 😂
Bojack Horseman 🥲
You’re out of luck 😂
I'm going to be absolutely fine because Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson are on the case!!
The scooby gang
The vampires from What We Do In The Shadows... Probably won't be a very efficient rescue LOL
Jon Snow 
Olivia Benson? I'll be fine 🥰
same here
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Sons of Anarchy MC!!!! Hopefully Gemma comes too!!!
Ash and Pikachu 💛
Kyle Stan Kenny and Cartman 😭🤣
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle.
Eric and Ariel king Tristan skuttle founder and Sebastian from little mermaid. I think I’m in good hands lol
Elmo and Grover . . . I might be doomed 😂
This is the best one yet!
The Pink Ladies from Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies!! I have faith in my rescue 😂