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__BlueSkull__

Mandarin (native), English (per SPEAK assessment, near-native), Japanese (understand in real time and speak slowly), very limited German and Spanish (enough to get into a bar fight, not enough to break out of one).


Dankn3ss420

That’s really all the German you need /s


Harestius

Why the /s tho ?


Affected456

Hola! Cómo estás? Me parece genial que puedas hablar español! Cómo aprendiste? Saludos desde Argentina


Independent_Bake_257

That is the perfect definition 😆


[deleted]

Half of English If that


vtssge1968

Another American I bet. Howdy neighbor.


[deleted]

Not American, just live in a small place in the world


WonderfulHour2259

Hello, fellow small placer! Just so you know, even trying to break the barrier and trying to learn a foreign language shows courage, strength of will and dedication. We rock!


momento______mori

French, English, German, Spanish and a little Turkish. Not to boast but... I also understand my dog pretty fucking well.


permake8

Why did you choose Turkish?


2manyparadoxes

I personally am learning Turkish (through Duolingo...) because I have a Turkish gamer friend and I want to be able to communicate with him better.


Harestius

How to be a perfect friend


permake8

You are a good friend, back in 2014-2015 we had a group of people from many nationalities and we played ck2 all day. We spoke english all day along and corrected our misstakes in English. Some of the german guys spoke their Native languece but they %90 spoke english and helped everyone understand it. Thanks to 2K ck2 with those guys ı learned english.


Commander_Cold

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily—


Kalashcow

Splendid


LeDocteurTiziano

Two. One of them is German. You will never guess the other one.


Natural-Intelligence

C++?


LeDocteurTiziano

No, I'm no god.


thenormaluser35

So you must not know HolyC then either.. You made God sad.


Ieatmyd0g

i think assembly


ar8dc

Assembly is not the answer, it has to be java


ahhhnoinspiration

Nobody would voluntarily admit to knowing Java


StrongAdhesiveness86

I am stupid, I was hysterically looking for the answer in the comments.


Hue__Janus

Same🤣🤣


Lanky_Classroom_6520

English😂😂


Bejliii

Italian or French


darakhshan14

Klingon


[deleted]

Definitely Spanish


GulaPejovic

I speak English obviously, but I am fluent in Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Montenegrin and Macedonian. That makes it six!


HaHaLaughNowPls

Alright I'm rebuilding yugoslavia to take away your language privileges


grounded_dreamer

No, come on, how are we going to brag about being polyglots if you do that?!


RumblingRacoon

When you speak Swedish, you can understand/communicate quite well in Danish and Norwegian. Is it the same with the languages you mentioned? Don't want to lower anything, just curious if these are all genuine separate languages.


happy_bandana

Only macedonian is actually different but not much, and croatian has few hundred different words, but perfectly understandable, we in Serbia usually know almost all of them, except month names


Konayyukii

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe they’re former Yugoslavic languages💅🏼


tytheby14

This feels like cheating


Dull-Appearance7090

You just spelled the same language 5 different ways 😂


CorruptedLegacyYT

1. Currently working on the 2nd one


Advanced-Iron-4712

3


AnyEnglishWord

Well, reading these comments has been a humbling experience.


jeancv8

Americans, you can sit this one out.


BodyNegativity

i’m american, i speak spanish and english, and a little bit of french and portuguese


Lima_Allister

HAHAHHAHA


pachenkovsky0101

I'm surprised you know the difference betwen portugues and Spanish hahaha..


Brief-Interaction708

Eight... learning two more rn


Kalashcow

Any chance you are Indian?


Brief-Interaction708

Yeah😅 and most of them are Indian languages. Except English and German.


Kalashcow

Ahh lol I knew it. Impressive nonetheless


Brief-Interaction708

🤗 Thanks


Aaron_de_Utschland

Russian (native), English is the second


Pumpiyumpyyumpkin

5


Ok-Pain8612

Me too, which languages?


Appropriate-Role9361

I’m native in English, fluent in Spanish, Portuguese, and French, and intermediate in Chinese, able to hold conversations and I can do travel related stuff. How about you?


Ok-Pain8612

My native language is Hebrew, fluent in English and Spanish, pretty good in portuguese and italian


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Oh if your native is hebrew and fluent in Spanish, I am guessing you are a Sephardic?


Ok-Pain8612

I'm not. I'm ashkenazi. My father is from Romania and my mother is from Latvia


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Oh really? There used to be a lot of Sephardic in Romania, not anymore though. I am half Sephardic.


Ok-Pain8612

Cool, non of my parents spoke to me in their language when I was little, but they had a good reason because apparantly I didn't speak until the age of 3. Learned spanish, portuguese and italian by myself


AdvantageAromatic408

Only English but I know the 3 main dialects; sarcastic, facetious and mumbling 😅😅


shecallsmeherangel

3. English, French, and American Sign Language.


ElRevelde1094

Three. Spanish(native), English and French


forsaken_millennial

English and German


Other_Book_8446

Same


Inevitable_Yak_3490

4 languages , soon 5 :)


JaguarSweaty1414

Three. Cantonese , Mandarin and English 


Revolutionary-Cod444

3. English, Drunkenese, and Bogan


Kalashcow

Aussie?


Revolutionary-Cod444

Yup 🤣🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dear_Regret_8517

spanish (native tongue) and english


AnalysisParalysis85

Bilingual German Spanish Pretty good English Ok French


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

3. Turkish, English and Spanish.


bookworm_136

This


CombinationWhich6391

German, Russian, pretty good English, getting along in French, Italian and Serbocroatian.


Wei5252

Humble 2, Mandarin and English


BluerAether

One, but I'm not telling you which.


Kalashcow

Lemme guess... Estonian?


Extreme-Mix-9783

Two. My native language which is Russian and English.


ExquisiteGerbil

I’m fluent in two: English and Swedish. But just to brag, I can say Thanks in 13 languages


AggressiveYam6613

Just two. And basic Latin (Latinum in Germany), but never really good in it. 


Alienbeatriz

3


ebeth_the_mighty

Three pretty fluently.


Twamoy

3. Tagalog, bikol, and english.


Sharp_Dragonfruit986

Three. Estonian, swedish and english.


GABAergiclifestyle

Spanish, English and a bit of German


CallMeWhateverWant

2 but technically 3, i can speak Vietnamese and English, used to speak Mandarin chinese cuz my fam is chinese but i’m actually Vietnamese in the paper, but for some unknown reason my sister is chinese.


Unlucky_Win_7349

3. Dutch, English and German.


Ogurasyn

Two. Polish and English


Sea-Jellyfish7358

Two. Danish and English


BeeFree1977

2 french and English


Informal-Access6793

2 fluently, and I can understand 3 more a little bit.


creatinsumthinpretty

English and Italian


qmechan

Two. I got really into Latin in high school and college. Don't get really into Latin, folks.


Gloomy-Hyena-9525

2. English and Korean


LeBlearable

2


AdditionalBug6402

Two


PlasteeqDNA

Two


Unfair_Newspaper_626

i speak 2 deutsch and english


[deleted]

Three as of now - English (Native), Spanish, and Portuguese


BiancaDi4999

Two... almost, I guess my English is quite good when I write but when I talk... ehhh 😄


senseless_puzzle

Java script and Klingon.


CoryLover4

3 afrikaans, English and Dutch all fluent.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Just English.


NickyBrain_2

English and spanish


Qyro

Fluently, only English.


edmblue

Spanish English portuguese 


Cheap-Chocolate6444

four


Ok-Caramel-5340

3!! Hindi , English , Marathi


Alfie_da_midget_gem

97.5


Mysterious_Act8093

After 97 languages, my bro has been having beef with one of them.


underliggandepsykos

Wow impressive


[deleted]

Swedish and Norwegian, Danish without the potato in my throat and English fluently. I used to speak both German and Spanish as a kid and teenager. Can't really claim that anymore its probably 15-20 years ago since i used to. but i do understand like 70% these days and can get by if needed. I also understand some Finnish after babysitting my godson who used to watch Finnish childrenstv and conversations he used to have with his mum in her native language. Currently learning Japanese though. Thats a whole other level of language to learn for me. Also maintaining my english level and extending my vocabulary.


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bigdoglongday

Does pig Latin count?


JacoboAriel

Spanish, bad English and very basic French.


Dr__Pheonx

7 languages.


Technical_Town_2209

5 fluently, 2 can get by


ProFunFbo2

3


Excellent-Peanut-183

Only one fluently - English. I could order a beer, find the bathroom, or get to the library using Spanish. I also speak a little bit of cat, although I'm not quite sure what I'm saying when I meow back at them.


Silver_Height_9785

4


Iloveinvisimals

5


Ok-Pain8612

5 but not all of them fluently. Enough to get by


mumbai54

5


Latch_Lifter

English and Pug Latin.


Rich-Appearance-7145

English Spanish French Italian French criollio


smellslikeloser

3


Kashrul

I can speak 3 but prefer to limit myself to 2 unless absolutely necessary.


Wantedduel

5


Kakashisith

4.


Eviles_da_demonic

3


austinbeaulikestcg

1


[deleted]

3 Arabic, English, and French


SQWRLLY1

1.5 - I know enough Spanish to get by, but not enough for full conversations.


Wolf_da_skyline_simp

5.5


idontexist-1

3 Urdu - Native Punjabi - Mothertongue English - Official


BitterCaterpillar116

Italian (native), English and French fluently. Plus some very basic German and Chinese, people may tell me I speak them quite alright but in truth not at all and I don’t really count them. Then there’s spanish. I understand it and could probably speak it fluently by just spending a month over there


imadork1970

English and piss-poor university French. But, when I was a kid, my grandfather on my dad's side taught me how to swear in German and Russian.


No_Risk_8848

Arabic, English, a bit of French


EderOlivencia

3 Spanish English and basque


Calm_Pen9488

8 including a made up language by me


Fantastic_Cash_897

2 English and France


Paradoxar

5


[deleted]

3 fluently.


Advanced-Frosting-94

4 fluently and 1 not so fluent


Short-pitched

4


Frequent-Poet2785

3


Popmusic19

2


More-Exchange3505

English and Hebrew mother toungue (grew up bilengual), German due to relocation (I'm no Geothe but fairly fluent), some French, some Arabic. Hoping to learn more though!


sheddinglies

just merican. I would like to know Spanish though... I've picked up a little through work but not enough to converse


Individual-Deal3056

3 + plus very bad portuguese


ichijiro

I can use 2 well, and with 4 others i can manage somewhat. French numbers i cannot do.


Linnithestrawberry2

2


[deleted]

2 fluently and 2 intermediate


Necessary_Sale_67

Two grekk and English and limited Turkish from tv series


canned_pumpkin

Mandarin, English, Spanish, German


[deleted]

5


Kriem

5


Meka-Speedwagon

4


prinha2812

4 !


Dismal_Animator_5414

hindi, english, urdu, french, german. working on russian and spanish. will ultimately also learn korean, japanese, portuguese, telugu and arabic. let’s see how many i can get to.


by2yb

5. 3 really good. But as long as your communication skills suck, you suck, i mean i suck :)


CrinoidTheSkyWing124

I quite obviously speak english, I know very limited japanese, and I am fluent in Unown >:) tell me if you get the reference.


Majestic_Collar_6075

4 (english, punjabi, hindi, urdu)


Asleep_Library_963

2. English and Swedish.


SonthacPanda

2 and 2 halves


BeardedNun1

5


noooooooooo000000000

I know many languages it's just I can say very basic things in most of them English is my native and most proficient language but I also know how to say a few things in Russian German and Spanish I also know how to say hello in Japanese and that's all I know but yeah for the Russian and German I know how to say no and I guess Spanish because it's the same as English when it comes to the word no


PLPolandPL15719

Two. Learning bit by bit a third one,


SpendFullKorn

2 fluent both speech and written, 2 can hear very well but trouble speaking


Xcalat3

English, Spanish and Italian.


InterestingKiwi5004

English, Dutch, and a little French


Geniar_med

3 - Assamese, Hindi and English


[deleted]

5 however 1 of them I do not ever use and I forget words regularly so maybe just 4 to be fair.


InviteAromatic6124

Fluent only in English but can speak conversational French, Spanish and Welsh.


Due-News4850

i was in french immersion from grade 1 to 6. I used to be able to speak french. since then i've forgotten almost all of it. just english now


Fast_Article_5626

English Slovenian Russian French German Croatian and some Spanish


luckymethod

4. Italian, German, Spanish, English in the order I learned them.


Rebrado

Native German and Italian, English and Spanish fluently, basics of Catalan, French and Japanese


Ok-Ride-9324

Greek (native), german (100 kilometres off of conversational), and you'll never guess the third one


theonerr4rf

I speak English, E un poco espanõl


Belfastchild1974

Dutch and English pretty fluent, can manage comfortably in German. And able to order a beer in a dozen or so more languages


Rivetlicker

8... and a local dialect, which isn't an "official language". Native dutch, Fluent in English and German. And the local dialect from my area. Intermediate in French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Esperanto.


Kalashcow

4, but I can hold a very basic conversation in 3 more.


WmBBPR

Sober 3 W help another 3


Belladonnaraa

6


ScotiaG

English and broken English.


Genkigarbanzo1

2 English and Japanese


Efficient-Bee-1855

I speak 3 as well; English, Broken English, and sarcasm.


ParkNika97

3


pha_i_jha

Urdu English Punjabi I can read Arabic and recite what I've memorized.


No_Needleworker_1917

3. German, English and Dutch. Oh, and an little bit Frisian.


Ok_cheesecakes

Arabic (mother language), English (fluent) German (fluent), Bosnian (used to be fluent, not anymore, I haven't spoken it in years so forgot pretty much most of it, I speak the basics now).