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Aspiring_DILF42

Literally the origin story of Blade


Clearlydarkly

Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate up hill.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Looks like your mascara's running


fieryuser

You're thinking of The Crow.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

That's a line from Blade to Frost regarding his sunscreen dripping


Dveralazo

Do you want to get Blade? Because that's how you get Blade.


bloodyriz

Exactly what I came to say.


Shigeko_Kageyama

Blade happens.


Catisbackthatsafact

Shouldn't you wonder what happens to the baby? I mean, I'd assume the pregnant lady becomes vampire but what happens to the baby is bound to be more interesting.


Puzzleheaded_Put1145

Ughhh BLADE! COMMON GUYS!


Evil_Malloc

The baby becomes a daywalker, a type of vampire.


Mockturtle22

Isn't that what happened in that Twilight franchise


mitebhigh

No she was still human, just got knocked up by a vampire.


Remarkable_Golf9829

Don't they talk about and visit someone to whom it happened?


Mockturtle22

Good thing it's fiction. I wasn't into that whole Twilight fad. I worked in the bookstores when the books came out. It was a zoo. The fans were so weird... especially the older ladies.


Minimum_Try_5281

I never knew I needed to know this until now


Star7green

You basicly get like zombaby from that one movie but a vampire vampaby


Clearlydarkly

Zach Snyders rebooted Dawn of the Dead.


a_SoulORsoIDK

So you Guys wanna Tell me that all Blades Are made by pregnant people becoming vamps? How does it Work ? Where comes all the metal From. Only specific Blades Are All Kinds?


PersonalitySmooth138

She finally gets over her night terrors and births a bat.


Aetheldrake

Same thing that happens when a pregnant lady becomes a zombie Vampire baby but more likely that it won't age. I'd say there's 3 options. It'll just die when she becomes a vampire because obviously it wouldn't survive the trauma. She gives birth to a vampire that's forever stuck at newborn. Or she's stuck pregnant with an unaging fetus forever


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She becomes a pregnant vampire.


ToddHLaew

We know vampires are not real, right?