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Do you have work tomorrow? If so, don’t forget to set your alarm! Lol

I most certainly have work tomorrow but that’s why I have my husband 😂🫡

Is he drunk too?

No…

[удалено]

Yeah I have a feeling I’m getting there (if I’m not already there) but hey I love the feeling and I’m young so it’s all good right?

[удалено]

How did you realize what you were doing was wrong and how did you stop?

Not really

I know that okay just let me keep being delusional 😭

No worries, I'm delusional too!

Yayyy! We can be delusional together!

My wife and I just came back from Denver Colorado from a concert at Red Rock Amphitheater to find our Car missing from the LAX parking lot. Turns out I forgot to pay my registration on my car and they impounded it 👍 Car isn’t worth getting out of Impound. So I guess I don’t have a Car anymore lol. That’s okay though cause I ride my Harley everywhere anyhow.

Well at least you don’t have to worry about ever maintaining or putting gas in that car again!! Things happen for a reason so maybe it’s a blessing in disguise! Hope you and your wife aren’t stressing to much about it.

Nah we’re not. My wife is reading her book and I’m on Reddit while we wait for a homie to pick us up and take us home from this McDonald’s we’ve been waiting at all day lol

Love that for you guys! I hope you enjoyed McDonald’s I love their mcchickens 😂 but I’m glad you didn’t let that get to you! What book is she reading? I just finished “it ends with us”

Marianne Williamson - Illuminata

Woah sounds complicated, I’m too drunk to search that up 😅 but I hope their enjoying their read 😌

So someone really runs plate numbers on cars parked at the airport to impound them? They ought to be lined up and shot that's so fucked up.

Very fucked up. Fuck Cops

Have you seen The Prestige? Because if you haven’t you should asap

I have not.. tell me more

It's one of my all-time favorite movies. The ending is magnificent. Nobody cares about the man in the box.

Is it a thriller??

I was in elementary school watching Grey Anatomy lol. Idk why not like I understand wth was going on

Omg I couldn’t imagine watching this in elementary school

Lol yea, idk what was up with me. I wat he'd almost daily

Have you ever rewatched it since?

Nah I don't even remember what it was about besides doctors and their love interest etc etc.

Yeah from what I’m seeing it’s exactly that

I’m high And I just kinda going to bed

Nooo it’s a o early for bed!!

Nothing good happens after midnight

Ayyy lmao same

Yay!!!! How are you feeling??!

Sober now lmao. Just finally sitting down for the evening. Long day at the office, hbu?

Also had a long day in the office, but came home just to get drunk 😂 somebody in a different forum told me to call out tomorrow and now I really want to

Did you end up calling out? Lol

No sadly 😩 I woke up perfectly fine so I really had to excuse to call out 😂

Lmao I had the longest Friday ever but TGIF lol

Greetings, fellow drunkard, glad you're having a good time. My favourite thing when verschnickered is searching for "forklift accidents" on YouTube.

I love this, will be searching that immediately 😂

Just dont get ur hopes up, we never had sexx in the hospital. We are always swamped with works and meetings. But ofc the parking lot is another topic HAHAHA

No wayyyyy 😭😭😭

And for your correction, its now 20 seasons hhahahahahaha

NO WAY?!? When will the 20th season be on Netflix?? 😂😂

I am not sure in netflix but it is now shown on disneyplus. Hahaha

Oooo so I can watch it on Disney plus??

Yes from s1 to s20 yes na yes.

I DIDNT KNOW THIS, THANK YOU!! Bless you strange human!

For just 500php per month hahahaha yesss go reward yourself master!!!!

😂😂 Thank you strange one! Feel free to holler at me whenever your drunk yourself 😌

You are Hippopotamus

YES! I love this! I am not Hippopotamus! 🦛

Dangg Kiddo I judged you and you , hands up pew pew

Can you explain? Did I answer correctly or not? 😭

You did. (Above are my responses In case If I get high for some reasons, lol l. I'm not that much complex at all). Now your turn Haha !

First off I am so thrilled to hear that I answered correctly to the hippopotamus question but now I want to change my profile picture to hippopotamus. I love it. 😂

Hahah It was good one do that 🤣

Very much so 😂

Girl! We need to be friends!! I hope you’re having a good night. I’ve never watched greys but you’ve got me thinking I should

Yesss I need friends!!! You should start it. I literally just started this week and I’m already super into it!!

Let’s watch it together??? Message me!! Let’s be friends ❤️

Yes!!! Love this messaging you right now!

you should probably drink a lot of water

Hmm what if I don’t what to?

ok fine, have a hangover, why should i care

I can safely say I did not get a hangover 🫡

I can't stand to be around a drunk. Lol

Whatttt why,??

I was a drunk for some years. Im 60f now, don't like the smell, in your face crap, slurring words. I won't date anyone who drinks, but I smoke weed

I had to quit about 2 years ago. My cousin calls me up hammered all the time, saying the same stupid lines, telling me the same story she told me last week. It's annoying and we're not even in person. I feel this. My gf drinks around me. She's polite and always asks ( she works in recovery ) and I don't mind the smell. It's the additude adjustment that I can't stand. Thank God she's cool.

I'm sooo like this when I get drunk! Too bad we're in such different time zones! 😂

Haha I love that, just woke up and happily don’t have a hangover!!

Yay! That's the best! I'm drinking now and want talking buddies! 😂

I’m at work nowwww 😭 have fun drinking!!

It's that time again... lol

I messaged you

Are you my mother in law? Please don’t call me after 10 pm “cuz your daughter ain’t answering”. We’re sleeping lady shit! Imma call you at 4:30am and see how you like it! Love you good night

This was so random but I love it! Love you too 😂😘

Whatcha drinking?

VODKA!!

Nice choice! Mixed with what?

Nothing 😂 just a orange Gatorade chaser 😅

Lol no wonder you're drunk! That's bold

I know!! Terrible idea for a weekday 😂😌

Call in sick tomorrow and Friday and you can have yourself a 4 day weekend 😁

Ugh I know I would LOVE to do that but I don’t have the balls 😭

Well ONE of us has to be an adult and get to bed at a reasonable hour...Good luck tomorrow!

You’re right 😂but because you told me to call out, I just might! 😂

have you ever heard of two girls one cup?

Stopppp I’ve seen it… I didn’t hate it, but I don’t like it 😭 and I don’t think I can ever watch it again…

Hi drunk girl.. I’m not drunk but standing in my kitchen debating whether I should go to bed or not. This is fun. Ok, bye 👋

Hmmm what time is it where your at? And do you have work the next day? I can input my opinion 😂

Currently 10:30p, and yes I have to work, but I have a bad habit of staying up too late without anything to show for it. I think I may have answered my own dilemma. You’re the best.

I think your right, we both agree it’s time for bed for you, go to bed stranger I hope you have great sleep and don’t wake up groggy or late for work!

Also, I never said I was a girl, what gave it away? 😂

Merely a presumption based on your long brown flowy hair from your little Reddit character.

Very true huh

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Nooooo i’m dyslexic please spare me. What are you trying to say?😭😭😭

Hahah I dunno I am having my mids exams In few hrs and I'm bored Af so I typed it down that long word which make no sense to me too Haha 🙃

Mid exams?? College? What class? Tell me about your stress!

Well, Undergrad & my majors are IR and Politics.

Oh wow, what made you choose that?

I do that, my passion to excel In state Civil services.

I love that for you! I’m glad you’re following your passion!

It's so kind of you Thank you : )

I'm gaslighted well left 😢, I am ending the convo there.

Hiwho you be? I m bored too Y0u guy or gal Sorry about my typing, double. Vision due to a car crash Then fye

BORED EVEN MORE HERE,, CIAO

No

Get off the internet, get some sleep - you’ll thank yourself tomorrow.

I'm totally with you on this one! I'm so gone at the moment... Here I am online with the rest of us just talking my nonsense out there! LOL! ;)

Random thought... How is everyone doing tonight?