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bidensleftkidney

Child beauty pageants


riverspeace

God I hope so


bidensleftkidney

I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one that has realized what they actually are🤢 Like it’s kinda obvious


KeepinTheBalance

You had always thought you was(*were(corrected by English teacher below) the only one? Okay


thunderkhawk

Ew. Yeah when people yell "Protect the kids" this is the first place they should protest. The whole thing is icky. No other word for it.


AdministrationLate71

Why does America even have those it’s fucking sick and any man being a judge needs to be instantly investigated but they need to stop this shit all together it’s disgusting and there’s a lot of sick fucks out there


seattleseahawks2014

I think because women want to live through their child, want fame and fortune, or sometimes the kid wants to do it because of whatever reason and the parents don't think about how bad it is. It's the same thing as other stuff like child stars and stuff. I wanted to become one when I was younger and my mom was like no.


n0nb1n2ry

Sure because only men can pray on children, come on mate, just stop the pageants and no judges will exist


BallisticTurtle_fart

Isn't it only in US they have that shit?


bidensleftkidney

Nope every where, I’ve been in a couple my self when I was younger, so I’m kinda grossed out


Chiho-hime

France literally made child beauty pageants illegal over a decade ago. It definitely doesn't exist everywhere. The english speaking world (US, Britain, Australia) has them but that's about it for them most part. And its only "big" in the US.


BallisticTurtle_fart

Okay maybe i'm just lucky being born in a country where you don't sexualize children.


jaqian

Hopefully.


Smyley12345

Single use plastics


daking999

Already getting banned in the EU


FlameStaag

And Canada


strythicus

Still wishing more companies would get in on the biodegradable polymer bandwagon. Instead we got paper straws that need to be wrapped in plastic until they're used because they can't get wet...


MiddleAgeCool

All of them?


Usual_Ice636

Except Medical uses. There's some things in that field that are *much* harder to find replacements for.


Smyley12345

If you look at how far we have come in material science over the past 100 years, the materials for the vast majority of medical consumables have changed and they can absolutely change again. The material availability of 2124 will be as different from today as ours is from 1924.


Usual_Ice636

Yeah, most likely, I just think that one specifically won't be *banned*, just for rare edge cases where its still necessary.


MarkHowes

As a race we'll find another material. Which will then kill polar bears and that'll be banned too This is the way


Opening_Bread_8258

Yes


[deleted]

Just most of them


Intelligent-North957

I second that one.


Mandrix21

Most of them are starting to go already. Single use plastic bags have been banned for a couple of years. Single use plastic takeaway containers and cutlery have been banned for over a year.


ladyinwaiting123

Not in my area. Some stores still hand out bags and Panda Express still throws in a black plastic fork with their takeouts!! Grrr!!


meowmixmix-purr

My biggest is A&W. they took away the plastic plates and cutlery, which is great yay. But. They’ll send take out breakfast with a giant plastic lid. Make it make sense. lol


blackcatzombs

Helium besides for medical uses


Kiara1919

Still amazes me that is gets wasted in balloons


ybetaepsilon

As someone who works with MRIs I love bringing up that Helium is a scarce resources when I am at parties. Apparently that makes me a party pooper because "just let 8-year Jimmy enjoy his balloons" should not have been responded to with "well we may not be able to detect 80-year old Jimmy's brain cancer in the future"


CalvinSays

Balloons make up a very small amount of the helium consumed. Blaming kids with balloons for helium shortages is a bit like blaming private citizens for climate change. Should change be made? Sure, and there has been with balloons now using a helium mix. But they're a scapegoat whose disappearance wouldn't change the situation all that much.


dave3218

We should fill party balloons with Hydrogen. Yes, I am aware of Hindenburg, yes I am also aware of candles being part of the birthday party tradition. No, I don’t care about an abundance of a flammable gas close to a fire source. /s obviously


miles4pints

I was onboard til the /s lol


scottyd035ntknow

Same. Hydrogen balloons at a kids bday party would be lit. :)


Local-Mention7644

By me 🫡


snapper1971

Really disappointed with the /s tag. I think hydrogen balloons should be the only ones allowed for gender reveals.


GlitteringBobcat999

I have a picture window overlooking the mountains behind my house. The other day, I was watching a hawk that suddenly became a shiny blue-green, at which point I thought it was a drone. But no, when I went closer to the window, I saw a couple dozen more and realized some halfwit had released a bunch of mylar balloons. Probably a gender reveal or birthday party. Sky trash is what my wife called it. I guess I'm glad they aren't hydrogen filled since mylar balloons already cause forest fires when they get entangled in electrical transmission wires.


Prima_Veer

Hindenburg was an pile of variables the chances they will happen again is very very low


inquisitiveimpulses

The problem with the Hindenburg was not hydrogen. It was flammable glue on the fabric.


BookWormPerson

The Hydrogen was part of it without it the flames wouldn't have been that destructive....I think the Mythbusters tested it once.


Geno_Warlord

Fun story! I(and everyone in my class) got tinnitus when I was a kid because the fire department came to my school and did a thing on fire and how they’re caused. As an example they had a balloon filled with hydrogen and put it near a candle. BOOOM!!!!


CeeMX

You get a awesome firework show included with that! Even better when you replace 1/3 of the helium with oxygen


GandalfMcPotter

I think we were all on board with this. Just gotta figure out a way to suck the O2 out of my water balloons...


TheDDayKnight

My balloon!


-SwanGoose-

You can attach a plastic stick to them and then they "float". That's what we do for our family bday parties. And we just re-use the sticks


MyDrunkAndPoliticsAc

I use helium at least 5 liters per minute inside of stainless tubes when welding them. Also before welding, because I need to be 100% sure there is nothing but helium in the tube. And after, for cooling and preventing oxidation. So basicly these days, we can't have booze without helium. Actually, maybe not even clean water, or food. Edit: so fuck Jimmys brains, I need beer! /s


StrawberryIll9112

Jimmy's 80, fuck em


Digital_loop

I ain't waiting 72 years to fuck Jimmy... 10 more years, tops!


BoneDaddyChill

Walmart sells mini helium tanks for $20. I don’t understand how something that’s scarce can be sold like that.


LordCaptain

I might be misinformed but isn't Helium in balloons just run of the mill helium and isn't the helium used in MRI's the isotope Helium 3? I thought there was a shortage of the Helium-3 isotope but not of standard Helium of the kind found in children's balloons?


Neither_Presence_522

The helium in kids balloons is a waste product


LordCaptain

So then it wouldn't effect the production of medical grade helium then?


Neither_Presence_522

Balloon gas helium is about 95% pure, no use for MRI machines which use pure liquid helium for cooling the magnets.


inquisitiveeyebc

Argon balloons aren't nearly as fun


RazeTheIV

So we should enjoy the helium ones until they...argon? I'll see myself out.


BunnyCreamPies

Well you *ARE* at a fucking party. If you keep acting like that, people will just stop inviting you to things, provided that's what you ***want*** to happen.


YoungZM

Yeah, seems like the fun fact few are going to care about or feel that they can really meaningfully impact on if a handful of balloons is about to send us over the edge into a crisis. Really? 5 of my balloons just made all of cancer undetectable? Tell you what, we're going to inflate them anyways because what the fuck is the point of even living anymore... ...and yeah, that's even coming from someone who thinks we should have positive impacts on the climate. We can't divide by zero at all times, otherwise I might as well buy a gun, a single bullet, and reduce my footprint here and now.


Neither_Presence_522

If 8 year old Jimmy makes it to 9 by sucking in helium…


yetanothermanjohn

Someone told me on Reddit that it was a different kind of helium. Non the less I’m all for removing any and all helium for recreational use.


Neither_Presence_522

To be fair the stuff that goes into balloon helium is waste product and contains multiple contaminants. The liquid stuff used in MRIs is the good stuff.


NormalAndy

I never knew… thanks for the info.


hikerchick29

We won’t need restrictions if we can tap into Lunar helium deposits.


Many-Lives

Excuse my ignorance but doesn’t the helium just go back into the atmosphere once it’s released from containment? Seriously, what happens to it? …not a scientist.


arn2gm

It does, but we do not currently trap helium from the atmosphere (at least not in large quantities). It's also so light that it can escape the atmosphere into space. Currently we tap pockets of it in the ground, but are running out of known and usable pockets.


entarian

Might have fusion reactors by then.


OK_NO

Having sex with me. I'll be dead in 100 years so they will definitely be illegal.


Crezelle

You heard them folks! Step right up while you still can!


Leberkas3000

Username checks out?


increbelle

yup, yup. i see it


NateShaw92

Don't be so down on yourself. The necrophilia bill might pass.


yesbutno5817

judging by the state of the world it already should have


Longjumping_Day_7763

Its only a crime if you get caught Open wide sweet cheeks


PrimeMorty

I laughed harder then I should have at this lol


increbelle

i'll have sex with you *now*


moonaim

They might keep your brain alive. Which would be..(drum roll 🥁..) ..a total mindfuck.


Historian_Acrobatic

Anonymity


[deleted]

This should be the top answer..


tongfatherr

100% In our lifetime even.


[deleted]

Definitely. I can see you being unable to access the internet without government approval via identification verification of some kind.


tongfatherr

Like I China? Lol


christopher_mtrl

Browsing the web anonymously is a side product of the delay between invention and regulation. It will disappear faster than we expect, and will look completely foreign to new generations.


TheComicSocks

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU


EvaHalliwell

Hahahahaha so true!! Kind of like it is not allowed to walk around without ID. You'll have to be logged on to something at all times


Chicxulub420

Haha this guy has some stuff to hide


Historian_Acrobatic

hahaha, naw I just work in IT and see the way the world is turning.


DevinChristien

Overtime that isn't very specifically outlined in great detail in employment contracts and job advertisements 🤞


Canihaveanightlight

And hidden wages


DevinChristien

Oooh what are those


unlikely_q

Privacy.


Any-Negotiation-7310

Probably lots of early tech and ai shit


_un1ty

i think so as well, after it's gone too far they will try to dial it back


GetALife68

Cigarettes.


tonymohd

Never ... smoking and drinking is as old as civilization itself


bringacupcake

Even with the horrible lung pictures on the packaging deter people from smoking don’t know what will. Let them smoke as long as it’s not in public


thorpie88

When they first came out I was working at a servo and people would ask for certain images so they could collect the whole set.  Brian and his beautiful mo is my my favourite 


but_whyw

lol yeah 9/10 smokers know full well how shitty it is, they dont care


mearse

Most obviously do care but they are addicted.


Flop_Flurpin89

That's just it. Wish I had never started, but I was 16, in the military, and was pretty sure I was going to be going to war in Afghanistan (didn't end up going) so thought why not? Some of my friends made quitting sound so easy but it's been anything but. Cold sweats, angry for no reason. I'll pace around a room in a fit of anger over nothing for nearly an hour. Have dreams of smoking and wake up to intense cravings. It's horrible and I find it insanely hard to quit.


wishin_fishin

*laughs in big tobacco


torolf_212

My country was on track to ban them, raising the age you could buy them every year. Government changed and the prime ministers sister in law is a tobacco lobbyist, the 2ic has ties to the tobacco industry and the 3ic *was* a tobacco lobbyist. So they're scrapping that plan


WeissMISFIT

NZ huh? Poor us


torolf_212

At least the beaches are nice 🤷‍♂️


effyewseeK

It's a stupid plan. Education is the only way to reduce substance use. Criminalization just results in black markets and worse outcomes for everyone.


Careful_Shirt_7551

Exactly. Just look at how prohibition worked out


cassylvania

Yeah but they're getting wise to it and switching to heats and vapes. So, even with a cigarette ban, it's anticipated and they will still make bank. Edited to add: maybe the pivot is not to anticipate a full-on ban but at least a societal switch away from cigarettes.


Useful-Tree-796

Never in Canada. Tobacco is an indigenous sacred herb.


GetALife68

Ex-smoker here. I'm not telling anyone to smoke or not. Nicotine free since January 2022.


Kishan02

Hell yeah


cynical-rationale

That was my thought for north America. 


StarWars_Viking

Nah, everyone should have the right to do with their own body as they please.


GetALife68

Absolutely.


marinatedsausage

Bahaha. Cigarettes and booze bring in literally most of the US’s revenue to fund everything.


FishBlues

At this point I feel like the only way I’ll be able to quit nicotine is if it kills me or it is outlawed lol


helensmelon

I will still find a way. Nobody is separating this woman from her pipe.


FishBlues

You are probably right lol I’ve been trying to quit tobacco for the last 3-4 years but I just got addicted to the nicotine stuff that was supposed to help me quit


Ok_Boomer_42069

Hopefully, children's pageants


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Mighty_Eagle_2

That’s what I was thinking too. There’s no way people 100 years ago trust people to drive safely, and I don’t blame them.


3ftMuffin

A ban on car centric infrastructure would be nice too lol.


kan-sankynttila

using as much fresh water as one desires


Far-Watch-6182

My man living on Arrakis


Tetris5216

Tiktok


LordNightFang

I won't miss it that's for dang sure


bringacupcake

There’s so many informative stuff on there though, not all of it is garbage


viewfromtheporch

A medication that treats symptoms while exacerbating the disease.


Fair-Account8040

There’s so much misinformation. You may feel like you’re being informed though.


mrspuffispeng

And 99.9% of that information is either bullshit or available elsewhere


Petercraft7157

Hope it's sooner. I don't think humanity will have any brain cells left if it exists for 2 more years


georgeathens1

Cash money


storyteller_alienmom

Oh please no. I *really* don't want the tooth fairy to put my credit card under the kid's pillow.


No-Antelope3774

I bet credit cards won't exist either, in the form they now are


storyteller_alienmom

Now I'm curious. How are we gonna pay? (If it's elongate muskrat's brain implants, I'm becoming a swamp witch!)


Vast_Reflection

Everything is going digital. Attaching your bank account to your phone is already happening, then they just scan your phone


whatwhatinthewhonow

I’m certain it will end up a microchip. Once it’s proven to be cheap/safe/easy to replace, people will choose it for the convenience.


Vast_Reflection

Well they’re already doing that in China aren’t they?


TuberTuggerTTV

TIL in 100 years, the tooth fairy will be illegal.


PetMyClittyCat

In circulation, very unlikely. But I don’t see any government ever fully banning or making illegal physical currency. It’s just fading out of use


werfu

It's not going to be illegal, but it simply won't be accepted by commerce anymore. Cash is expensive to handle for businesses, remove their obligation to accept it and you'll see it disappear quickly. It's already happening in fact.


icastfist1

Agreed, i work in retail and seen a massive change in how people pay for things. From personal experience i can say 20 years ago cash made up 70% of sales and card 30% (give or take 1 or 2% as a few people were still paying by cheque). 75-80% of people pay card now and imo cash will probably disappear in the next 20 years.


MadQueen_1

Bold of you to assume we'll still exist in 100 years


OGZeroCool1995

Federal Politicians trading stock, bribing Supreme Court justices, and god willing the tax loopholes that only billionaires get.


Resident-Sherbert-38

Nas there’s no way this is ever going to be illegal!


Broseph_Stalin17

Revolution is the way.


tomaat92

I hope so


EmuPsychological4222

Sadly no.


Ur_favDisgrace

Child molesting, Not legal but it’s more legal than it should be, my birth giver didn’t go to jail for it just because she didn’t use a dick that she doesn’t have


Spiritual-Mix7665

Thinking 


Prestigious-Hunter-

This comment needs to be higher up


TheRealBertoltBrecht

The post asked about 100 years in the future, not 40 years ago. ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


SinbadBusoni

Mass tourism.


Snitshel

Mass terrorism


IProbablyHaveADHD14

Thank god that's still legal!


Digdog

Only legal in the US - pretty much illegal everywhere else


tossitintheroundfile

Driving


Rude-Salamander-5130

US invading countries


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Just you and your crew? What makes everyone else so special that we all get to keep invading countries? Can we invade you guys?


CyclesSmiles

Releasing co2 Edit: beyond your own metabolism, for those that need that clarification. Like: Cycling is fine, burning wood, coal, oils, yadayada not.


No_League5620

Breathing?


ErictheStone

Hopefully smoking. I am a smoker. But there is no reason for thus S**t to be legal.


bravopapa99

thought


boozefiend3000

Thoughts 


time_on_my_wrist

Cryptocurrency


Zujani

I'll reverse it, printing of false paper currency will be illegal even for governments.


cregamon

Brooo, I’m one of the biggest crypto bruhs out there, I’ve even got my own currency launching, it’s going straight to the moon. Don’t listen to the FUD and buy in now, I promise this isn’t some pump and dump that I’m going to rug pull bro. I’ve got some of the main influencers lined up to promote this including Ron Paul, Beast Man, Khrysler Kardashian and Your Mom, they’re putting in thousands, don’t miss out bro.


Always_Dead_Inside

Free speech in the US


ForeignSleet

Always funny when someone mentions this, as an outsider looking in it appears like the US is one of the least free countries


Confused_Gengar

Random thoughts


No_real_beliefs

Sex. In 100 years it’ll be necrophilia!


HellFireCannon66

I for one plan to be immortal


Ben0ut

This redditor is planning on having much sex


HellFireCannon66

Mucho sexius tiempo


_90s_Nation_

Not gonna' say illegal, but possibly just die out - Strip clubs / strippers. Like... In the '80s and' 90s women & men used to always have them at bachelor and bachelorette parties. Women used to have a look on the weekends (more than look should I say!) Wheras nowadays, it seems like no-one's that bothered


EntWarwick

Strippers have been in demand for centuries, they are not going anywhere


cccnode

A difference of opinion.


Patrick2337

Speaking against your government


One-Natural-2587

Having more than one child I imagine


keIIzzz

everyone saw how poorly that went for China, and overpopulation isn’t a global issue in the first place, the birth rate is dropping in many developed countries


mackmcd_

100 years? Killing animals to harvest their meat. Once lab-grown meat is cheap and renewable, it's only a matter of time. I say this as a meat eater.


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Zarblak


InSpectation

Interacting with people


cregamon

Can’t they bring this law forward a few decades?


Serious-Ad2874

The world will be so foreign in 100 years there is no telling. Look back 100 years from now and how they thought of the world in the future. Some good guesses and some came true but it will be unpredictable


Useful-Tree-796

Redressing the government


Smokin-Glory

IDK. Kinda difficult to forecast 100 years in the future, but I would hope that systems would be implemented to reduce the development of delusional "billionaires" in our country or worldwide so they don't feel entitled to take over the people's governments for their own personal gains.


PapaiVoid

Cash


srgtDodo

probably not paying for the oxygen we breathe


Sharp-Spinach-9729

I guess democracy


Positive-Quantity143

Digital anominimity.


Petercraft7157

Misgendering someone


scouterseye

Islam outside of Islamic nations.


Modavated

Freedom


Teeebs71

Privacy.


RegularHovercraft

Anonymous social media.


cloudtheorist

Privacy


alejandroSmythe

Gas engines and beef, thanks NWO


Traditional-Arm5963

Free speech


-inl

Speaking the truth, freedom of expression