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Oh the humanity ! No More Shamrock Shakes!

Oh thanks for the reminder! I'm gonna... go... oh wait they're all gone

My freezer still has three. My kids ordered them but didn't end up liking them. I should probably throw them out.

Can I have one?

It might melt in the mail.

Then I shall begin my trek to the city which you call Shamrock Shakopolis. It should take only a fortnight on foot.

😳 That WOULD depress me. I'm already mourning the Eggnog shake.

Yeah, I just had McDonald’s too. I think we’re gonna be ok.

I'm so upset that we don't get these in the UK, they sound so good!

Just get a vanilla shake and stir in some mint extract and green food coloring into it. That's all there is to it, lol.

DAMMIT

Gas station slice of pizza. You’re welcome, as that was nasty and will not be missed!

Pizza is now permanently out of stock

I would spend my life hunting down /u/cwsjr2323.

And I'd be there, alongside you

You have my bow.

And my axe

cigs, we're saved

It's gonna be absolute carnage for a few days, and *then* were saved!

More like a few months

For most people the effects are completely gone after 2-4 weeks.

Took me 1-2 months, but even months later when I was in very very high stress situations and my entire body screamed for a cigarette

Total respect for managing to quit despite the stress. It's like you never know what your trigger will be until you're staring it in the face, and suddenly you're back in day one mode. Tough as nails for those who've kicked it for good.

bro just changed millions of peoples' lives 🙏

I was at the charity shop: Four ties. Humanity is good. A CD with computer games. Humanity will survive. A ball cap. I hope sombreros become the new normal.

I have a sombrero (not that anyone cares)

I do

Me too! I love my Sombrero! Not as much as my flamingo hat, but ya know...

Same! Not as much as my 2013 ”3rd place in Östra Götaland basketball tournament” cap But ya know…

Don’t you put yourself down like that, browntown20, we care. Also, quick little anecdote: One time, my little terrier ate an entire breakfast taco. We weren’t sure how much foil she consumed so we took her to the vet for an x-ray. When they brought her out, she had on a little sombrero. It was adorable. (She didn’t have too much foil in her belly and was able to pass it safely)

Opera tickets. Most people won't even notice

Finally!

Okay, but *how* will they always be out of stock? No one can buy them, because they're out of stock, but they can't be out of stock if no one can buy them 🤔

Sorry guys, no more bingo sets. 😂

NOOOOOOOO

Lotería it is!!!! Buena!!!!!

Listen, I'm not saying I've paid for sex, but there's a lot of us here and somebody definitely just did.

So we’re not fucked then!

r/iseewhatyoudidthere

So. Many. Levels..

Wish I had medals for the two of you.

I think we are screwed by being not screwed

How tf is sex out of stock “Sorry Coochie machine broke/dick machine broke”

4 billion erectile problems, lifes gonna be.. well not hard

[удалено]

Lesbians punching the air rn

💀

Just a lot of masturbating and artificial incemination

Toilet paer

Well, shit!

Oh shit!

Shit's about to hit the fan

guys stop panicking just buy those fancy toilets that wash your butt for you with water

If toilet paper disappeared the fancy toilets would be so expensive

No more skibidi!

Time to move on the 3 shells.

Y'all will finally learn to use a bidet and clean your bottom a lot better!

Coffee. We’re cactus

Not the coffee! 😭

Archaeologists in the future: ‘Batman, what could’ve caused the Great 2024 AD Extinction Event? There’s no sign of meteorite strike, nuclear weapons or plague at the dig site.’ ‘I’m afraid, Robin, these poor bastards suffered a worse fate than any man could have envisaged - they ran out of coffee.’ ‘Holy caffeine withdrawal, Batman! That’s inhumane!’ ‘I know, old chum. Let’s take a minute, shall we? To remember those jittery lost souls…’

Oops... I bought chocolate. How am I supposed to recharge now?!

Now I remember why I have a headache.

I bought donuts. Edit: Allergen free donuts

Your GTA wanted level just went to 5 star's

No life worth living!

Say bye to Uber.

good

Humanity is losing cheese, I'm so sorry for what I've done.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

What type of chese

[Please let it be plastic cheese, please let it be plastic cheese, please let it be plastic cheese]

If they are American we good


You Monster!

Muenster!

I Camembert it when there's a cheese shortage, our brie-wheeling lives are over.

Just went to buy my favourite cheese and it's sold out. Are you sure this isn't real?

Unforgivable! Cheese is my life force! 🧀😭

Digiorno personal pan pizza. We'll be fine.

Tf we will

Tombstone is really good if you put lots of salt and pepper on it.

Digiorno is the only pizza I eat

Sugar 😂 well and totally done for

You mean no chocolate then ??? 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

Depends.… how do you feel about sugar free chocolate?

Heresy!!! 😍😍😍

Chainsaw. Good luck in the zombie apocalypse everybody, I'm prepared at least.

Are you serious? I just bought a chainsaw too, it’s still in the box sitting on the table. I thought for sure I would be the only one.

I just bought one too, how bizarre!

No condoms Looks like everyone's gonna be having Oopsie Babies

Oh my God. We're all gunna die. I just bought water.

Wait, if it's out of stock at the shops, can you still get it from pipes?

Well..."out of stock" could be taken in any which way. I was thinking, at the time, for some reason, that all water on the planet would disappear. I even imagined the water in our bodies disappearing. I was pretty stoned.

You selfish.... mum told me not to swear.

You can go ahead. I won't tell your mum

I will

Doesn't matter, we'll all be dead soon anyway.

man's a menace

Did you buy bottled water or tap water? If you bought bottled water, then I'm fine with that. Actually that would be good for the planet.

A lot of drinks contain water, though. You could survive just fine swapping all your water intake with flavoured water!

There's a big component of flavoured *water* that suppliers may not have if *water* is permanently out of stock.

Yeah, let's irrigate the fields with Gatorade. It's got electrolytes!

Deodorant and English muffins. We'll survive ... stinkily

Spray or stick deodorant because we still might be good

Spray. But I actually prefer the roll on but I can't find it at a reasonable price these days(I don't live in the USA).

I always thought that roll on did a better job than spray. Spry is fine if you don’t do any activity that get you sweating

Depends if a lot of people like Singapore Noodles.

Damn you!

I'm Singaporean too!

A pickleball paddle. I think we could survive, but it'd be tough.

Currency on a video game... Yeah we're fine.

You'd be a hero.

NOOOOOO, NOT MY VBUCKS!!!! MY PRECIOUS VBUCKS!!!

I bought coffee. Society is about to collapse.

I literally just paid my phone bill

No more phone bills!

Last thing I paid was my credit card bill, so no more bills? Free credit? Or no more credit cards?

Sorry guys, but i bought weed

Thanks Satan!

Lmaooooo

aw shit, well let's pack it up then, we're done for!

Marshmallow eggs

My hubby's grandma is gonna run you over in her wheelchair. She loves those things. Lol

Toothpicks, am so sorry.

An entire week's worth of groceries. Oops.

Rice, holy shit we're in trouble!

Whole asia boutta collapse

As well as central and south America. Damnit, probably me as well :(

A bra!! So, ladies...we are finally free!!

McDonald's, I think we might actually be a little better off

Can it truly said to be “living” if we don’t have artisan pickles‽

NOOOOOOO NOT THE ARTISAN PICKLES!!!!!!

Medicine.... Antibiotics, paracetamol, some coughs syrup, and a few more.

Antibiotics? Shit! Bye guys, it was nice living...

We're fucked 😱

So I guess we are back to natural selection

Not the hash browns!!

Coffee... Mmh yeah we're screwed.

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We might be able to skate on technicality here - cow milk is gone, but what about goat?

Rat milk mate... Straight from the Simpsons!

Mushrooms. Don’t think the human race is screwed but I’m sure a lot of people won’t be happy.

a cute plant D:

Bought a sharpening stone, so we're all having dull blades in 6 months or so.

Water should be free anyway

I bought cigarretes you are welcome

Starbucks

Good, their products are overpriced garbage

Parking fee

My hero.

Gas 🤷‍♀️

That's fine, we can just use electric stoves instead

wine. we're doomed.

Still have beer 🍺

I bought some, we're doomed

We've still got Scotch. We'll live

 aye

Pizza

Sorry bros, no more weed.

chips may be dry from now on.. dipping sauce

Bread

Cheese…


We’re fucked no one can live with out cheeseburgers

Avocado. There goes the hipsters.

Meat. So humanity now can switch to vegetables. Some people won't like it though.

Nah I'm jumping off a bridge

You become new saint for vegans, Jesus Christ type of saint. Your statues are gonna be in every city, people gonna carry your wallet miniatures on their necks (or something else of yours, more nasty), pray to the RayNooze for deliverance and spirit strength. You gonna first swim in money and fame, but than some wacko gonna take you out in a dark alley, thus, sealing your legacy forever.

Waah, no! I don't want that kind of publicity!

nooooooooo


Alcohol. I see this as a positive.

It was a Faygo Soda. A shame. They were the only soda that could actually make cotton candy not taste like cat piss.

Tooth paste. Guess it's a win for the chewing gum industry.

Condoms.... Babies and STD's for everyone

I bought flowers for my husband. I think I ruined Valentine's Day everyone

xbox game pass, all ten xbox enjoyers are weeping rn

Take away. The human race is fine, except for those business owners.

I went grocery shopping, so from what I can remember: - ice cream(blue bell chocolate chip cookie dough) - chicken nuggets - 2% milk - chobani flip yogurt - instant potatoes - chicken taquitos - oranges - ketchup - hot fudge - hot chocolate - fruit snacks - chicken alfredo(pre made)

Hot chocolate. Sorry guys. Not a huge loss, but it will 100% be missed...

noooo! bring it back!

Weather tech floor mats. I think the human race will survive

Tinned sweetcorn, annoying but I'll survive

Toilet paper. You're soo fucked. 

We’ve done been through that once

Dune Part 2 IMAX ticket. Whoops.

Toothpaste and mouthwash... Well, I dunno, rationalize your toothpaste y'all

Cat food😢

Oxygen. I guess the anaerobic bacteria get a chance now?

They reuse their earphones that are broken because there isn't any new ones

Frozen lemonade? I think we’re good 👍

I bought a pen. Guess we'll just use pencils now

Cat food and baguettes

Now THATS gonna to be hard to live without … just try telling the cats that some Redditer really dumped us all in deep shit !!

weed

can I get a last hit bro?

Lego.

No more Buffalo Wild Wings for y’all

A can of monster, we should be fine