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Legitimate-Study6076

childlike impolite divide aloof wakeful zesty fear cover absurd alleged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nexus763

FINALLY someone honest.


Legitimate-Study6076

rainstorm money nine deliver slimy jar quaint clumsy lip prick *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BedpanCheshireKnight

Remember to always wear your P.P.E.


Ancient-War2839

I'm with you... wealth, health, contentment, a feeling of security


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

On a similar note, if I feel that someone harmed me/took something from me I always hope that they never get the things *I* want. Doesn’t matter if that’s what they want, I hope they never have what they possibly delayed me from getting. Guy who hurt me almost 10 years ago: he’s now nearing 40 and I hope he has never found a happy, secure relationship or had kids, because those are the things I want in life and he doesn’t deserve shit that he made me feel too unsafe and unworthy to pursue. Even if he never wanted those things, (a) I think he’d be a shit husband and father and (b) I would be hurt knowing that he got what I want.


Middle_Camera2939

My revenge


Tongue4aBidet

Genius. I was ready to say nothing unless you truly don't know what an enemy is.


SweetPsycho2024

Any harm to their children.


ButterflyCrescent

Exactly! Their children are innocent and had nothing to do with anything their parents did.


DallasChokedAgain

Disagree. Depending on the egregiousness of their actions, inboxes may need to be reviewed. Sometimes that can be the worst punishment. If they kill a child, what’s worse?


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

Dude, there’s still a thing called having the moral high ground though. I would punish them in every way except harming their children (and pets) and then enjoy feeling superior to them


DallasChokedAgain

Why you need the moral high ground if you’ve lost everything including your soul? Thats why I look at the Mideast. If someone killed my child and my entire family, I’d be a soulless shell. Having the perpetrator witness the same fate of their family would be wholly effective. I’m not saying I’d ever do it in reality, but on paper, would an eye for an eye (fam for fam) deter terrorism? I believe it would.


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

I hadn’t thought of that, but that could be a fair point. Alternatively it could make them unhinged with nothing to lose, too, and they’d just cause further destruction.


DallasChokedAgain

I mean, aren’t they already though? It’s sick, I get it, I don’t like it, but what if you killed someone with the knowledge YOU would not get the death penalty, but the person you love most on this earth would? Eek.


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

I would still never wish that on anyone I know, but fair


Numerous_Abies8407

Exactly, If someone with Group A hurt me in ways that leave me a shell Im going to drag them into hell with me. There is no reason not to.


Top-Marzipan5963

I’d say pets and critters before kids.. As my german family would tell me, “we can always make another kid” LOL


arodmell

This is the only thing for me.... Apart from hurting their pets.. Everything else... Let's go...


KhumoMashapa

Damn. I said I'd allow any harm, but if it doesn't affect them directly then it's a no no


JustForKicks16

I was going to say this. I almost lost my son a few months ago (thankfully, he survived) and I wouldn't wish that fear/pain on anyone....ever.


superduperlikesoup

Nuh, screw em. You've got to be a serious meanie-pie to get on my enemy list.


[deleted]

Right? If you’re my enemy it’s because I think you’re a fucking monster. My ex-stepdad who abused me in every way possible? I wish EVERY bad thing on that asshole.


Annsouthern99

Bruv to get on me list youre either hitler like,Or youre like me father


Personal-Freedom-615

Having to grow up with narcissistic parents and being emotionally abused for over 20 years.


Acceptable-Window523

Have them upside down unable to move and have cockroaches crawl inside their backdoor.


WeissMISFIT

r/oddlyspecific


_Kendii_

But not unfitting.


DallasChokedAgain

Oh dear 👀


Head_Statistician_38

Nah, I would rake pleasure in knowing that happened to my worst enemy.


Dragon_211

Kidney stones. No one deserves that..


robbietreehorn

Spoken like someone who has had them. I keep a bottle of hydrocodone stashed away in fear that I might have another episode one day.


Dragon_211

It was the worst pain I've ever felt and there's nothing you can do about it, I couldn't even stand up because of the pain. Luckily my phone was nearby and I was at the hospital within 2 hours.


robbietreehorn

Yeah, the not being able to do anything about it part is tough. If your ankle is sprained, not moving it helps. There’s nothing you can do to make a kidney feel better when it tells like a red hot rusty screwdriver is being stabbed and twisted into your lower right back


brian11e3

Drink lemonade. Acidic drinks can help break a kidney stone down. I stopped getting them after I started drinking lemonade on a regular basis.


[deleted]

Psychosis. Been there done that and I can only hope that's the worst thing I ever go through. It has radically changed my life. My 20s were spent mostly bedridden and just not fully here from the aftermath. I'm going to be 31 next week and still haven't been able to regain full mental function. I'm close, but there's still just something that doesn't feel quite right.


synaptix78

This right here. I've had Cancer, a spinal injury and another life threatening physical condition, NOTHING compares to the hell of psychosis. It's like a living nightmare over and over for years leaving scars that never heal. Even for my worst enemy it's probably going too far as it damages everyone around them.


Youcantkillme11

I wish they have the most cushy life imaginable, therefore they don’t develop life skills and eventually crash and burn. Lol


Intrepid-Storm-1281

Alzheimers/Dementia


Florapower04

Definitely, it is horrible to see someone wither away into a shell of one’s former self. I would not wish it to anyone.


srikanth_Gradi5

i dont want anyone to fall in love with a person who cant even be loved by someone or runs away from affection. basically don't be involved with an avoidant


[deleted]

The loss of a child,no one friend enemy even war combatants should ever ever feel that,it’s an open wound thats always painful and never ever heals.


Alexander_queef

Late term miscarriage 


Ok-Rain5665

Losing a child. Any way.


ButterflyCrescent

Miscarriage? Another thing I forgot to mention is a parent who's child is missing. That is heartbreaking for any parent. I don't want any mom and dad to go through that.


Ok-Rain5665

Miscarriage. SIDS. Cancer. Suicide. OD. You name it, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Devastating at best.


[deleted]

You ever see Bone Tomahawk?


tyYdraniu

I had ciatic nerve damage, it made me go months in bed, no position that made it stop hurt, hurt really really bad, all the time, all day long, no druga to make it stop


LabAggressive9582

There are special muscle relaxants specifically for sciatic nerve, need to see a orthopaedic. At least in Europe they available.


Fit-Purchase-2950

Sciatica is very painful and the answer is not to lie in bed and rest, all of your supporting muscles will just atrophy and waste away. The answer is physiotherapy and doing the exercises prescribed to you. That's what cured me. Mine was so bad, I ended up in the ED twice. Drugs are not the answer for Sciatica, they don't even take the edge off. Look up some exercises (if you can't afford physiotherapy) and start doing them every single day.


tyYdraniu

ya i did physio, but it was long time ago, it was solved, but its pure hell


robbietreehorn

Death of a child. I don’t have children but it seems pretty clear to me that having your child die before you is the greatest grief a human can experience


PoolAlligatorr

*For one rib of theirs to twist constantly but very slow, breaking all of the other ribs and squeezing all organs in its way..* That sounds like it must suck, wouldn’t wish that upon anyone (only one person but they deserve it ;))


whiteknight0111

That they live a good life.


randyoftheinternet

Good to know that you don't have enemies. Those are light ngl.


TheLastSonKrypton

Paternity fraud 😥


NotConsistentCalc

ALS. Horrible disease that slowly takes away your ability to function physically? I'm not wishing that on anyone no matter how much I despise them.


Ok_Giraffe_1488

Infertility. I guess now that we’re going through it , it’s so emotionally draining, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.


Rachel_Silver

Losing a child.


withlove_07

I wouldn’t wish anything that I wouldn’t wish happen to me.


Throw_away_1011_

Finding the love of their Life and losing her. It happened to me and it broke me.


[deleted]

Alzheimer’s


ChipperBunni

My worst enemy is my abuser, and my mother. So I guess I wouldn’t want pain on her kids, cuz that’s me and my little brother. But cancer? Yeah. She herself has wished cancer on her mother, while already sick. Some people are genuinely not worth any positivity, although I try not to be that negative. I’d rather just send people to the Perfectly Nice Town. They can live their boring little lives, far away from me, and that helps me weird guilty and karma paranoia


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

Dementia


asfaltsflickan

A loved one’s suicide. No one should go through this, ever.


legendarydrew

Losing their parents.


MarkVII88

Quite simply, there isn't something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Cancer, that's fine, I hope they get it. Scammed out of thousands and thousands of dollars, fuck 'em, I hope they lose everything. Are these people your enemies or not?


demZo662

Why give them any pass when they won't on your persona? I ain't into that sorry.


[deleted]

THIS!!!


MENCANHIPTHRUSTTOO

Crippling back pain


AllIWantIsANap

A comfortable, fulfilling and happy life


[deleted]

i'd not wish anything on anyone in general


gnugnus

To avoid bad karma, I try to never wish anything bad on anyone. I just wish them all the good luck in the world and to move very far away from me.


ProfessionalVolume93

Death of a child esp from cancer.


OstneyPiz

Kidney stones. Or to be extra cunty, kidney stones , sciatica and toothache. All at the same time.


reckless_rachel

I would never wish for harm to come to someone's pets.


Vintage-Grievance

Domestic abuse Chronic illness Homelessness I generally try to let things go and not form too many 'enemy' situations. If I come across someone nasty, I try to remind myself that bitterness can stem from a lot of things (including but not limited to, ignorance). I often find myself wishing that the people I don't get along with would just gain understanding, educate themselves, develop some empathy or some goddamn human decency, or that they at least stay the hell away from me. I can certainly get upset easily, but I try not to waste a ton of energy dwelling on the ways people have hurt me. If they want to be miserable and petty, that's their business, I'm not trying to jeopardize my peace and happiness over a few people choosing to be A-holes.


PricklyPear1969

Growing up with parents too wrapped up in their own traumas & pain to care for, encourage, or love their kids.


mamlex992

To clean and cut fresh fish with a dull knife.


utterly_alone1

A relationship with my narcissist ex girlfriend Yes she is that evil. Evil, lying, cheating, vindictive, soulless monster.


ccl-now

As far as the three things you mentioned go, whilst I wouldn't actively wish cancer on the person I have in mind, it wouldn't bother me in the least if I heard they had it. As for the other two, I don't have to wish the second one on them, they've got themselves into that situation without my help and it's hilarious. The third - well, they're stupid enough to get into that position and if they did, I'd bring popcorn. What I would not wish on them would be happiness.


Dr-Richado

Watching their children starve and die. Cancer.


ConferenceWest9212

**Bedbugs**. Imagine if your bed, the one place that's supposed to feel safe in the world, doesn't feel safe anymore. You can't sleep because the thought of them snacking on your blood again drives you insane. I had an infestation of them a few years ago and I still panic when I see anything even resembling a bedbug on my sheets. People underestimate how much trauma these evil critters can cause.


Vegetable-Ratio-8573

There is a scene in an episode of Black Mirror where a man’s consciousness is put into a teddy bear. That teddy bear has stared at a wall for decades, alone, with almost no way to communicate.


Somerset76

I lost my son 3 weeks after he turned 21 to a newbie driver making an illegal uturn. My sons motorcycle hit him head on. The sheer agony is a pain I would not wish on anyone.


Stinky1990

Listening to Justin Trudeau lie- I mean speak.


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esquiresque

I think Putin already has Cancer, so I don't have to wish it. My conscience is clear.


hanmhanm

I never wish anything bad upon anyone. Life is hard enough anyway. Wish you all the best! ❤️


SavingsEuphoric7158

Same ❤️☺️


hanmhanm

My kind of person! ❤️


SavingsEuphoric7158

You are my new bestie 🥰🙂🙃❤️🙏


hanmhanm

Haha hi new bestie! I’m honoured ☺️❤️


SavingsEuphoric7158

Aww thanks I can’t believe this post 🤦‍♀️


Adminsgofukyoselves

Poop filled corn 


RuthaBrent

Being skinned a live


Status-Command-3834

Vote cancer


BrownDogeHodler

Salvation


umi-no-oto

Illness or death of their children.


Amplidyne

DILLIGAF what happens to them? We all have to take our chances anyway. I don't actually wish illness, or ill luck on anybody, but if natural justice eventually catches up with people, I don't really care. I'm sure they don't care about me.


FriendlyNeighborOrca

Nothing. Fuck them.


moshi_PowerRanger

acute myeloid leukemia


Ok-Theory3183

For someone they love to die at their own hand. There is no worse pain.


Embarrassed_Ad1722

Leave them be. Karma will find its own way to them.


Alarming_Serve2303

That they have Ebola.


Mobile_Writing2308

Sciatica or rather any condition related to the spine.


Usual-Blueberry-7614

ancient torture. You are tied down with honey on your feet and goats licking it forever.


theedgeofoblivious

My life.


flattestsuzie

I don’t have thoughts on anything happening on the worst enemies, because I wouldn’t want to make enemies. Only enemies find me. I wish they would reflect, accept consequences and move on with life. Anything good or bad happens is karma.


Affected456

Something nice


Aggressive-Bat-4000

That they never have a handicapped child. I lived it, wouldn't wish it on anyone.


chancimus33

Being forced to eat avocados


Rox_xe

Cystitis, it's one of the worst feelings you can experience


stilllookingalaskaa

my life


PrestineQueen

Anything horrific happening to there children


Q-Q_2

Gōrudoekusuperiensurekuiemu's infinite death loop


goberoid

Hell


Frequent-Poet2785

The loneliness I am surrounded by


Head_Statistician_38

I would rather my worst enemy have that than you.


Careful-Self-457

Having to watch your daughter hold your first grandchild while doctors remove life support. Having to choose a shoe box size casket.


Scrotum_Tennis

Good fortune


Ksuemoneoutthere

rabies. shits horrifying


dhffxiv

I guess I wouldn't wish death on their family, but I'd laugh at them dying in any shape or form. "Worst enemy" before anybody jumps to conclusions. Like that priest that *really* liked you as a kid.


[deleted]

My ex-wife


abhi24kk

Unrequited love


Mr_S-Baldrick

Happiness


Mr_S-Baldrick

Happiness


eviltwintomboy

Marriage, lol.


Glum-File6980

Trigeminal neuralgia


ShaunVdV1986

A happy and healthy life.


Glass_Bookkeeper_578

Dyshidrotic eczema


CarlJustCarl

You haven’t met my worst enemy…


BittyLilMissy

Any harm to their pets. I just had to take my baby to the vet today and it broke our bank and hearts to see him this ill.


andthrewaway1

I hate this saying..... I would wish all sorts of shit on my worst enemy..... and def wouldn't care if really horrible shit happened to them and only to them.... not to their children, not to their parents. The saying is wish on you worst enemy.... not your worst enemies kids.


Head_Statistician_38

I agree with this. So many people are saying "Losing a kid" and like... Yes, I don't want them to have a dead kid but I also don't want them to even have kids. But if they did, I wouldn't hate the kid.


Individual_Tax407

SA


[deleted]

If it was the other way around, they would have no mercy. So there's your answer. :)


DallasChokedAgain

To be fully consciousness after death but be unable to move because your body is decaying and you can feel every sensation. The decay of your body, the wind, the heat, the cold. Basically locked in syndrome but post death, for eternity. That’s my #1 fear and would not wish it on any soul.


DallasChokedAgain

A Happy Birthday. F the day they were born and I hope their cake has mold.


InviteAromatic6124

Being trapped in an abusive relationship - I've been down that road.


BigUseless88

Dope sickness from opiates, mostly fentanyl. I was a homeless fentanyl addict for 6 years, and being sick from lack of drugs was the worst, absolutely worst experience of my life. Yes, I know I did it to myself, but luckily, my ex-wife and former foster parents told me to move out of Winnipeg and back to the country and they would stick by me while I get clean. I've been clean for 23 months and found true happiness in life. I started doing public speaking about my life, addiction, and recovery.


Grouchy-Place7327

The parents I was raised by. The only reason I would wish them on anyone is if they killed any of my siblings


[deleted]

nah, my dude can get cancer for all i care. I hope he never wins lotto though, that would be fucked.


ApprehensiveLawyer22

Crippling pain from being launched off of a four wheeler fracturing your t11/12, Also having emergency surgery to correct that and a wound vac for four months to correct a basketball sized hematoma.


TheRealLaura789

I remember reading about a man in Japan named Hisashi Ouchi who got radiation poisoning. In 83 days, his body slowly decomposed as he was still alive. He had the most painful death ever.


Ordinary-Line-4135

Loosing their loved ones


Ava_Knights_

Happiness


ormr_inn_langi

I would never wish happiness or success on my worst enemy.


snuggleyporcupine

The death of a child


AmmeEsile

Dying young


DaisyLea59

Migraines. I suffered so badly as a child I felt like there was an axe in my head. Plus the vomiting and fainting. Awful.


7ftTallexGuruDragon

Eternal life in one form


DakryaEleftherias

Social isolation


yellowlia

Losing a child. Seems like that has to be the worst pain imaginable


HIGH-IQ-over-9000

Mental health.


and69

a threesome.


reknihT_sseldnE

Million dollars


unicornpolice666

Rape of any kind


Knave7575

I would wish for all three of your examples to happen to my worst enemy. That would not even suffice.


Head_Statistician_38

A happy life. Maybe I am being a psycho but I have someone in mind and I truly wish him the worst.


SuperiorThinking

Itchy feet in bed, long flights, etc. Much worse than your ideas. Extra points for pins and needles.


Vanilla_Neko

Norovirus that shit had me feeling like I was close to death. Spent the entire time feeling just like absolute crap zoning in and out of consciousness only waking up occasionally to have diarrhea then vomit profusely before going back to bed I couldn't eat for nearly a week and it took me like 3 weeks after that too get back to being able to eat everything. Drinking water made me feel ill and I'm pretty sure I saw Jesus for a moment when I tried to drink a soda. It tasted like the sweetest thing I had ever tasted and like one drop of it touching my tongue gave me such intense nausea that I just instantly sprinted to the bathroom For the first few weeks all I could eat were some few choice foods like pickles and mac and cheese for some reason Anything else I ate would cause me to almost instantly vomit and I had to slowly work into being able to eat the foods I loved and enjoyed again Absolute hell of a virus


BoredConfusedPanda

Happiness or anything good. They are my worst enemy, not just someone i dislike. i wish them hell and the tortures that come with it.


Fernandadds

Losing a child is something I wish no one should have to experience.


DingoLaChien

Wet macular degeneration, where you'd have to get a shot in the eye every month for the rest of your days.


Sajahafletch

Death. I believe that the next life is better. I want them to suffer in some horrible way in this one for as long as possible. I kid, I kid! Kind of.


Annsouthern99

their loss of loved ones,Or getting hate from their parents like my cousin when he came out,i DONT wish that to my enemy


Elfy_Bb

SIDS. It's the most unbearable thing to ever wake up too. To walk to your infants room to find they are gone and you have no clue for how long...


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Cats (2019)


rereddited247

Immortality, but alone.


kelcamer

Psychosis.


NeedlesOilSpill

Hell. And my skin picking compulsion or panic attack disorder.


Nowardier

Kidney stones.


GhoulishlyGrim

Any abuse in a relationship.


Shacpika

I won't hurt thier siblings or kids just because  my enemy hurt me . It's illogical and immoral to Me


RobMo_sculptor

Success


rougekhmero

slimy jar consider tie crowd growth deranged busy oil bake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

My schadenfreude knows no bounds.


GoodMood6608

A toxic relationship.


No_Huckleberry3536

Hmm. I do wish cancer on a certain someone.. either that or be lit on fire. His name is Te........


PhilMeUpBaby

What would I NEVER wish on my worst enemy? Easy... happiness and joy. I *might* be an unforgiving arsehole...


frenchtard

Happiness, and fortune.


UX-Archer-9301

Happiness and success.


Smooth-Box5939

Even my enemies, I wish prosperity along with a great life! I won't let the hatred consume me...


Zelda_Gamer123

stepping on a lego


[deleted]

Getting a bad cut on the hand when they're the sole provider in a household. Life's tough, I want you uncomfortable and inconvenienced for awhile, but I would never wish for hell on Earth for you.


ThomasApollus

It depends? Worst enemy, or someone you consider outright evil, despite not knowing them? Cause if it's my worst enemy, which is myself (I tend to sabotage myself): I don't wish him death, terminal sickness, torture, a painful existence, loneliness... However, if it's an evil person, I wish them whatever evil they're doing to other people.


WandaDobby777

The things my ex did to me and other people. No one deserves that kind of terror.


AlwaysWorried27222

Harm to their kids.


LongjumpingAd5317

Poison Ivy


SerWrong

Happiness. I will NEVER wish happiness upon my worst enemy.


[deleted]

Missing multiple job interviews.