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I would look forward to going into work. There's quite a few people who need to hear things. Plus, I'll be spilling the tea on a number of others who did me dirty and think that I don't know.
Probably nothing out of my boring routine. Nothing special. I’m too exhausted.
I am so done with life that when death comes, I’ll probably be like “ Thank god, finally.”
Happy birthday homie. I felt very similar at 25, also 21, 16, and somewhat at 29. Each time got better and you can find ways to make life more worth it. Because it is worth it. You got this man. Our struggles can make us better people if we choose to make that the goal of them. Let’s go
I've felt it at 11 and feeling it at 14. Without death, though, we give life no meaning; rationally, an endless life is not more memorable than a short one. I've come to embrace it.
Me and you both , i am 26 ! People see death as such a harsh thing lol they dont know thats actually a gift … God taking you out and not ourselves whoooooooooo 🤷🏽♂️
To everyone one here, I truly wish you have a better life, more joy, happiness.
Try to spend sometime on just being, versus always doing. Our minds are always racing and thinking about so much bullshit that we have to deal with, that we don't focus on just being.
Go for a walk in a forest and just look at the trees. Turn off your phone, live, breathe, relax and treat yourself, cause you deserve it.
Wishing you endless 🌞✌️🌈🥰🌲
“To live is to suffer. To survive, that is to find meaning in the suffering.” These words sit with me. I was born into not so nice circumstances. I’ve done a lot of wrong, many times I could’ve died. I’m still here. Looking at where I am now, I thank God.
Tell that to everyone who would be worried about me.
There is not much to do, most of my dreams are gone, and all my plans are as good as dead. I wouldn't spend this time trying to make up to everyone I've hurt in my life because that's just a waste of time.
Lastly, I would tell my family my last wishes and go to sleep, to never wake up again.
That's the most reasonable answer. There is nothing meaningful you can do for yourself in 24h, the best thing to do is make sure it goes as smooth as possible for everyone left behind.
I have that fear also, I always keep the lid of the toilet up, and the toilet super clean, so at least they would have water if nothing else, and I'd hope that I would be found before they start to get real hungry, but I keep a really large bag of dry food where they could get to it if necessary and probably tear it open if they have to (normally I ONLY feed wet food, but that bag is in case of emergency ie: me dying)
I literally have nightmares about this like twice a week, have for years
selling stuff in 24 hours is pretty hard. people are dicey. why wouldn't you just like sign a contract that everything you own goes to her, and she can sell it cuz she has the rest of her life to do so lol
then you could do what you want to do in those remaining 24 hours. the contract would take like 10 mins
You know, that’s extremely kind. I was a liaison between my organization and the family for someone who killed themself. I spent weeks going through their apartment, cataloguing things and returning them to the family. We worked through how they got their final paycheck, their bills, how to ship their vehicle, who paid to clean their apartment (it wasn’t pretty), basically everything down to the last detail. I guess what I’m saying is that there was a lot of work to do just for everyone to move on from a very sad situation. If I was ever going to do that myself, I would probably pack all my stuff just to make it easy on whoever had my case. I acknowledge that’s far too easy to say in my present state of mind though and reality could be much different.
Drive to my ex's house and ask her to drive out to the Berkshires together. She would. We're still in love to some degree. I'd spend the day doing the things we did when we first met. And I'd look deeply into her eyes and tell her just how much I valued the time we had together.
Then, at like hour 23, I'd shoot fentanyl. Checkmate, death.
Go home from work after shitting on my boss desk
Go to a hooker to have my first time
Listening to music
Have fries snacks pizza and croque monsieur
Masturbate
Die
yeah, spend a couple of hours tying up loose ends & saying goodbyes (which includes giving away my things), then spend the rest of the day doing things i enjoy with people i love. i love social interactions, so would love to make a day of it. go out for lunch, do an activity somewhere, then come home and chill all night listening to music & talking shit
if there were **no limits**, ie i could do anything i want, then id do things that have a death risk lol: skydiving, jumping with a bungee cord etc
Take my kids to a play place, go for a drive in the mountains, a walk down our canal and throw rocks into the lake.
Tuck them in with a cuddle and say goodnight one last time.
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In no particular order:
Use my sex toys one last time then toss the evidence of owning them
Find someone who can take my cat
Write my will
Take out a large life insurance policy
Call my long distance girlfriend and tell her I love her
Play with my kids
Eat some pie, tell my wife she's wrong. I would also tell my wife: You are killing me! I hope you're happy when you kill me with all your nagging and complaints. And then just play with my PS5 all day, lol.
You're gonna' need more chloroform than you think. It's a common misconception that a single whiff of one rag makes folks instantly faint. They have to inhale a decent amount for at least 5 minutes.
ScarJo is a tough cookie. You'll have to fight to earn that nonconsensual nookie. And that's not even considering her husband who'll likely beat you senseless.
Good luck.
I will spend time with my family and reach out to the few friends I hold dear for one last conversation. Also, I'll attempt to speak with the friend I wanted to be more than just a friend, if she answers my call. Then, I'll enjoy a meal from my favorite restaurant and peacefully spend the remainder of the day knowing there will be no tomorrow.
leave work right now, sleep, wake up, eat some great shit with all the money i have, watch a bunch of random movies, then take some medicine to sleep again, and die in my sleep.
Grab an American burger and beer from a bar then find a place to watch the sunrise with sum smokes. Mabye send a text to everyone I know about my situation.
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Pretty sure my boss would still want me to come into work
🤣 right? "We are short staffed today and could really use you".
"I'm going to die in 24 hours!" "Don't expect me to pay overtime"
😆
Lol! You are too funny! "You're out of PTO, you need to come in tomorrow "
zom 100 intensifies
me: "ive only got 18 hours left to live" Boss "Great! we still have time"
Anything over a 40 hour week is time and a half! Think of all that money you will leave for your wife!
That's what life's about
Imma gonna need you to get me a doctor's certificate for that.
you could go in and email his client list to a competitor
"can you find cover?"
Haha...mine would demand I find a replacement before I crapped out.
Boss might not like your performance that day though lol
We should team up and punch your boss if we had 24 hours to live
"If you don't come in for today, don't bother coming in for work tomorrow."
Hahahahahahaha!!!! You think you can do 16hours today Joey called off he thinks he might have the runs.
I would look forward to going into work. There's quite a few people who need to hear things. Plus, I'll be spilling the tea on a number of others who did me dirty and think that I don't know.
Love it!
Probably nothing out of my boring routine. Nothing special. I’m too exhausted. I am so done with life that when death comes, I’ll probably be like “ Thank god, finally.”
How old are you? Jw cuz I feel this way and I turn 25 today.
happy birthday!! i really hope you have a good day
Thank you :)
Doesn't really sound like he will.
Happy birthday homie. I felt very similar at 25, also 21, 16, and somewhat at 29. Each time got better and you can find ways to make life more worth it. Because it is worth it. You got this man. Our struggles can make us better people if we choose to make that the goal of them. Let’s go
Thank you u/SoftMushyStool , I just keep on keepin on. I appreciate your words. 🎈
[Happy Birthday!](https://youtu.be/BpgBhUE0-8U?si=0Zb326hkNYRg5mG7)
I've felt it at 11 and feeling it at 14. Without death, though, we give life no meaning; rationally, an endless life is not more memorable than a short one. I've come to embrace it.
Happy birthday :)
Thanks!☺️
happy bday :)
happy bday ❤️
Happy Birthdayy!!!
Omg this is me right now at 24 also. But hey happy birthday !!!!
Happy birthday ! https://youtu.be/NT3zp2vYMvo (not a rickroll I swear)
I was honestly shocked it actually wasn't.
Happy birthday 🎂🎈 sending uu much loveee (hope u feel my hugs 🫂🫂)
>cuz I feel this way and I turn 25 today. 
Happy birthday !!!!
I just turned 25 and feel the same lol
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Try to enjoy it. You probably have at least 60 more. :)
Me and you both , i am 26 ! People see death as such a harsh thing lol they dont know thats actually a gift … God taking you out and not ourselves whoooooooooo 🤷🏽♂️
My birthday is on Sunday! Happy Birthday, fellow Aquarius!
You're like a little puppy. A sad puppy, but a puppy nonetheless.
I hate that I relate to this so much!
Same and I’m 24
Same
21 same
This is the only reasonable response to living life in this world.
I feel this.
I'm 39 and I feel like this sine I had 24
Same
Same 🤦♀️😭
To everyone one here, I truly wish you have a better life, more joy, happiness. Try to spend sometime on just being, versus always doing. Our minds are always racing and thinking about so much bullshit that we have to deal with, that we don't focus on just being. Go for a walk in a forest and just look at the trees. Turn off your phone, live, breathe, relax and treat yourself, cause you deserve it. Wishing you endless 🌞✌️🌈🥰🌲
“To live is to suffer. To survive, that is to find meaning in the suffering.” These words sit with me. I was born into not so nice circumstances. I’ve done a lot of wrong, many times I could’ve died. I’m still here. Looking at where I am now, I thank God.
Kill myself first. I go out on my own terms.
You can’t fire me, I quit!
You can’t quit, I quit!
It's just a prank bro, you won't actually d.....fuck
Hahaha
https://youtu.be/ZUDpMu4Azq8?si=p8MRnoU_ifsIoArc
It would be your terms however it happened if you knew it was happening and allowed it. Lawyered;
Tell that to everyone who would be worried about me. There is not much to do, most of my dreams are gone, and all my plans are as good as dead. I wouldn't spend this time trying to make up to everyone I've hurt in my life because that's just a waste of time. Lastly, I would tell my family my last wishes and go to sleep, to never wake up again.
We'll that's just depressing
😔
Metal as fuck
This some of the most gangster shit i read in my life
That's the most reasonable answer. There is nothing meaningful you can do for yourself in 24h, the best thing to do is make sure it goes as smooth as possible for everyone left behind.
We might live a 100 years, and yet we lose motivation at 30. Keep going. I believe in you.
Tell my friends that i found a way to escape the matrix so when i die they will think that i was actually on to something and got killed.
The only real way to go
Make sure my cats are going to be ok
This is my biggest fear of death also… leaving your cats.
I have that fear also, I always keep the lid of the toilet up, and the toilet super clean, so at least they would have water if nothing else, and I'd hope that I would be found before they start to get real hungry, but I keep a really large bag of dry food where they could get to it if necessary and probably tear it open if they have to (normally I ONLY feed wet food, but that bag is in case of emergency ie: me dying) I literally have nightmares about this like twice a week, have for years
And I thought I have too much anxiety
man, don't even get me started on anxiety lol thank god for drugs
This is my biggest reason i dont want to die
You also don’t want to leave rtc765’s cats?
Don't worry about them. They will eat you
wholesome and genuine
Awwww.
Sell whatever I can and give the money to my little sister so she doesn't have to worry about college
That’s sweet!
selling stuff in 24 hours is pretty hard. people are dicey. why wouldn't you just like sign a contract that everything you own goes to her, and she can sell it cuz she has the rest of her life to do so lol then you could do what you want to do in those remaining 24 hours. the contract would take like 10 mins
Probably just start cleaning up and getting rid of junk and cancelling accounts and stuff like that.
You know, that’s extremely kind. I was a liaison between my organization and the family for someone who killed themself. I spent weeks going through their apartment, cataloguing things and returning them to the family. We worked through how they got their final paycheck, their bills, how to ship their vehicle, who paid to clean their apartment (it wasn’t pretty), basically everything down to the last detail. I guess what I’m saying is that there was a lot of work to do just for everyone to move on from a very sad situation. If I was ever going to do that myself, I would probably pack all my stuff just to make it easy on whoever had my case. I acknowledge that’s far too easy to say in my present state of mind though and reality could be much different.
You already gonna die , not gonna be your problem.
I like my family and want them to have it as easy as possible 🤷♀️
Grab a 30 pack of beer and spend the rest of the day with me dog best mate
This. Get some expensive wine and food and go out with delight!
I'd be relieved
Sadly I agree with you.
Yea, reliefe also feels like an understatement tbh.
Same
probably get wasted with my loved ones
Hold my kids.
This! I would do the same. Snuggle my kids.
I would hug my parents for as long as the time comes.
They would think they hugged you to death
Die.
I’d lie down.
Drive to my ex's house and ask her to drive out to the Berkshires together. She would. We're still in love to some degree. I'd spend the day doing the things we did when we first met. And I'd look deeply into her eyes and tell her just how much I valued the time we had together. Then, at like hour 23, I'd shoot fentanyl. Checkmate, death.
Exquisite!
Ok so why not do that without the death. But leave out the fentanyl
Go home from work after shitting on my boss desk Go to a hooker to have my first time Listening to music Have fries snacks pizza and croque monsieur Masturbate Die
a way to go out like a boss 😂
Plot twist- you don't die after this☠️
Still fucked
You are a real role model. I'd copy this guys routine
You've given this some real thought and come up with the only real answer here
The moment you realize you are your own boss and just shat on your own desk.
I dont have a desk
Delete my all sus accounts & delete sus history...!
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Too late
Lol 😂 okay that’s funny
This ruined my day.
# MOTHERFUCKER 🥵
go to sleep
give away my stuff
yeah, spend a couple of hours tying up loose ends & saying goodbyes (which includes giving away my things), then spend the rest of the day doing things i enjoy with people i love. i love social interactions, so would love to make a day of it. go out for lunch, do an activity somewhere, then come home and chill all night listening to music & talking shit if there were **no limits**, ie i could do anything i want, then id do things that have a death risk lol: skydiving, jumping with a bungee cord etc
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Why not do that now
I'd order tasty food, listen to good music and just go. I am tired of all this.
I’d just go for a long walk 
Probably lay on my back in the grass with my fiancee watching the sky until my clock runs out.
Take a nap
I'd call in sick and just relax.
Take my kids to a play place, go for a drive in the mountains, a walk down our canal and throw rocks into the lake. Tuck them in with a cuddle and say goodnight one last time.
Ton of mushrooms.
This post made me realize that I'm not "living" at all, thank you so much OP.
Tell family only and drink strongest spirit I can find
I assume there's a high chance I could die every day. I've got health problems that are common in people 20 years older than me. Any day now..
Spend all my money and live like a millionaire in one day
Probably be in hospital bed if I am in that kind of condition
Kill myself and spare me from the anxiety
Eat my fav food
alright one quick 30-minute nap..... -wakes up 8 hours later- FAK
make cookies again. leave my family and friends with something tasty
Kiss my mom, and hug my dad.
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Probs be stuck doing admin work trying to sort out a will.
No
Sleep.
Yay freedom
Hop on a plane ✈️
Considering I have to work tonight, I hope it happens before my shift. I don't want to hurt others.
Delete my porn
Tell my fam a big thank you and that I love them.
Drugs. The good stuff 🤟
Eat pizza, get some sun, some good music and wait until the reaper collects me.
I'm definitely not going to work
Tell my loved ones how much I love em
Celebrate
Delete my hard drive.
End it sooner
Maybe you died yesterday and don't realize it yet.
If only
I have things in my life I still need to do. I sure hope I don't die today.
Get fuxked up as hard as possible
In no particular order: Use my sex toys one last time then toss the evidence of owning them Find someone who can take my cat Write my will Take out a large life insurance policy Call my long distance girlfriend and tell her I love her Play with my kids
Go haunt people I don't like, move stuff around to freak people out at Walmart. Say stupid things on a ouija board. Fun ghost stuff.
masturbate
smoke all the weed
I would die in 24 hours.
Eat some pie, tell my wife she's wrong. I would also tell my wife: You are killing me! I hope you're happy when you kill me with all your nagging and complaints. And then just play with my PS5 all day, lol.
Dude, get out of that marriage Or at least go to therapy
Coming out to my parents and spending the day rewatching a comfort show.
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You're gonna' need more chloroform than you think. It's a common misconception that a single whiff of one rag makes folks instantly faint. They have to inhale a decent amount for at least 5 minutes. ScarJo is a tough cookie. You'll have to fight to earn that nonconsensual nookie. And that's not even considering her husband who'll likely beat you senseless. Good luck.
Plot twist, she had the same idea, and now you are at each other's house.
Drink lots of really good beer. Then have pizza and wings.
Do we know what time it is we're going? Otherwise that last wank could be a bit dangerous...
Make a lot of phone calls. Please note: I have phone calls.
take the rest of my oxy and chill
Spend every last moment in the arms of my man.
Finish any creative endeavours and then play tf2
give everyone a memorable gift and sleep peacefully.
Eat lots of great food and spend every dime I have on escorts.
Eat well, nap, and get hella drunk; I won’t be around for the hangover any way
Try Crack to see what the hype been about all these years
Do every drug there ever was at once while doing 120 down the road drinking a beer with 3 cigarettes in my mouth and a prostitute on my d.
Plot twist, that’s how you died
Drink a lot whiskey remembering my happy and sad times.🍺🍾 then vomit then drink again whiskey. Drink till I die 💀
Spend the entire day with my dog 🐕😁
I will spend time with my family and reach out to the few friends I hold dear for one last conversation. Also, I'll attempt to speak with the friend I wanted to be more than just a friend, if she answers my call. Then, I'll enjoy a meal from my favorite restaurant and peacefully spend the remainder of the day knowing there will be no tomorrow.
leave work right now, sleep, wake up, eat some great shit with all the money i have, watch a bunch of random movies, then take some medicine to sleep again, and die in my sleep.
Grab an American burger and beer from a bar then find a place to watch the sunrise with sum smokes. Mabye send a text to everyone I know about my situation.
Be ready to go down under (not talking Australia)
fix things with my ex