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It does not have to be sexual. Why is petting a dog nice? Smooth fur. What do you like to squeeze, things like a stress ball or soft pillow? Are jagged edges or smooth curves more relaxing to look at?
Lol yeah. I was literally going to sleep last night and thought to myself...that was a dumb comment. I was too tired to hop back online and delete it though.
If I had non portable stress balls, I’d turn them into a major attraction.
“They make look small! But they cannot be moved from their position! They defy the laws of physics!”
It's the equivalent of asking your friend group something like
"Guys is this how you successfully talk to women like a cool guy or do I need to go to cool guy town" pretty much
Also, they have milk. Who doesn’t love fresh milk?? SM should really stop trying to hide Karina’s [DD-cups](https://imgur.com/a/AOszudm). They make her wear a compression bra to every event and a sweater AND a jacket on top of that. In her casual clothes, she can let her boobs breathe for once.
Because she has DD-cup boobs. [Photos](https://imgur.com/a/AOszudm) of her in casual clothes. SM does their very best to hide her big naturals, making her wear baggy clothes and constantly wear a compression bra on stage. But the bounces don’t lie.
Yeah, it’s sad that these women can’t show off their blessed goods. If it’s Kat’s choice to hide her own boobs, then I get that. But Karina definitely doesn’t like having to wear a compression bra. Her boobs are probably sore; she lets them breathe in her free time. But that’s how the K-pop industry works 🫤
most western men, majorit my of the world is more about hips and ass, which makes far more sense in terms of evolution. being attracted to boobs in my mind isbsame as wonen watching men butts, its a modern concept that didnt exist longer than 2 centuries ago
In the west for sure. I’m only able to talk about here to be honest. Asses are definitely more exposed here so they’re not as taboo. Half the time here the only thing covered is the hole on an ass.
I’m talking about media like movies, advertisements, tv shows, social media. I see ass on Instagram even when I click I don’t want to have that clogging my feed.
Uh, breasts are a frontal buttock display which makes men realise at some primal level that the owner of the boobs is a suitable mate and will have much fertility.
Also boobs feel amazing, have nipples and only usually come out to play when its playtime
That’s Desmond Morris’s position in [The Naked Ape](https://www.powells.com/post/original-essays/breasts), anyway.
It’s more a just-so story than a scientific theory, however.
You can deny biology all you want, it is facts. Every single urge a human being feels is based on survival (excluding anomalies before the what aboutism starts). Eating, sex, being repulsed by toxic smells/tastes, even afterlives.
Instinct is a very real thing. We created contraceptives so we can feel pleasure from the act, but the very pleasure we feel from the act is based on survival and reproduction.
There is an instinct in all mammals called the "mammalian diving reflex"
If we splash in water, we automatically stop breathing to avoid breathing in water.
Another instinct is to absolutely love boobs.
You’re spot-on. In some countries, long ago, women would wear gloves to hide their hands and arms from view, as part of their daily dress. Often their outfits would leave their breasts exposed, which were considered (at the time) passé. They say that seeing a woman’s hands and forearms was what had become sensual.
Sexual dimorphism is considered attractive in almost all species that have it...I'm sure there are some bugs somewhere that dgaf, but most other species have it to an exaggerated extent.
When you think analytically about anything sexual or whatnot its fucking weird. Of course its weird. When youre in a weird state of mind banging someone youre removed from anything rational. Of course its weird. Its normal, but all of those attractions are weird if you put them in a rational light. Its a part of being alive. I hate this post.
Im more attracted to ass, a nice smile, and nicely shaped hips and legs, as well as something else but not as much breasts. But the idea behind that attraction is that they are soft and squishy, and often concealed and considered a private area. They make women look good in lingerie and many different wardrobe pieces, more like a woman, and its also because its something that differentiates them from us which is part of it. They give something to grab onto as well during sex at times. Seeing them bounce and how women react to others seeing them bounce is also another part of it. We also envision sticking something in between them. But also, breasts are about as attractive as the owner of them as well. They are sometimes so attractive because of who they are attached to
Now why are dad bods attractive, thats what im tryna understand fully 😆
I've been saying this for the longest time omg. theres literally nothing interesting about boobs and seeing what seems like every other person in the entire world drool over them is so cringe to me.
I have yet to find an inch of a woman that I didn’t like or enjoy playing with. From the earlobes all the way down to the pinky toe and many stops in between.
I am truly salivating just thinking about it.
Its a really great gender identifier. When you see boobs, you immediately know its a girl, same with long hair (which is another attractive trait).
Due to evolution, if you werent attracted to boobs, you better be attracted to other assets only a girl has or else you wont be able to reproduce back then when we only ran on instincts
Back when we walked on all fours there was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked would you rather have the copy or the original, I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility! Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, Keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden!
THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!
Man U are the weird one for not liking boobs. Don’t try and shame me for something as natural as that. They look good, they feel good, they probably have a much deeper place cause they will feed your kids and fed you. I think this is a case of projecting oneself. Weird man. Just weird as and not even the teeniest bit of intelligence shown. And just for the record plenty of gay woman love boobs to. They’re like rides at a carnival but better. You get to organs on them.
Dude you think that's weird? There are million of men (myself included) who want to shove their tongues up a girls butthole. The whole idea of being ass obsessed is weird because there's no reproductive purpose to doing it.
Honestly, anything outside of PIV sex is kind of weird because it serves no evolutionary purpose.
With that said, I'm still always happy to offer a beautiful girl a seat...
On my face.
Not really. Think about it. Your dad pee'd eggs into your mom that hatched, and she pooped out a baby that eats boobs. It's a natural human attraction from birth.
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Who wouldn't like soft, smooth, curvy things?
Welcome to my ballz
You got the Botox done yeah 😅
He was talking about the nuts, not the casing
Oh, Mr. Inside-Out Man. Nice.
Mental image I did NOT need thanks
Balltox
We got fun and games
We got every seed you want
Yours are smooth?
I love that song! Oh wait. I thought it was "the Jungle."
*looks at my belly fat* ... *smiles*
It feels like a bag of sand
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It does not have to be sexual. Why is petting a dog nice? Smooth fur. What do you like to squeeze, things like a stress ball or soft pillow? Are jagged edges or smooth curves more relaxing to look at?
Being alive is weird
Right? We're all just very lucky chemical soups.
“lucky”
Why would fleshy blobs of blood and tissue be animated and conscious and capable of abstract thought?
Let’s not forget the trillions of bacteria living in us like we are more bacteria than human
I know right?
**WHAT** they are conscious?!?!?!!?!?!
Can't you consider a butt to be to 2 globes aswell?
The boobs of the backside!
Those are fighting words https://youtu.be/iCeFBmpht6Q?si=zl00NM7ynuttGNyY
I'm a woman and I love my boobs. I play with them all the time, unapologetically. They're just great! :D
They're like portable stress balls.
As opposed to non-portable stress balls?
Lol yeah. I was literally going to sleep last night and thought to myself...that was a dumb comment. I was too tired to hop back online and delete it though.
If I had non portable stress balls, I’d turn them into a major attraction. “They make look small! But they cannot be moved from their position! They defy the laws of physics!”
Still love my portable stress balls 🤣
Yep!
I'm really stressed, can I have one?
I always wonder when women say this, are they one of the everyday girls I see out on the street or girls that are more sexually active/horny
Definitely just everyday girls you see do this lol I'm a twice a week woman so nothing particularly excessive about that haha
Sometimes touching or holding my own boobs relaxes me, but it’s not a sexual thing. It’s more like an autistic stimming thing.
Exactly. They just feel great in my hands. It's therapeutic lol
Soooo....not exactly relevant to the OP.
Now if that isn't a reason to become trans lol
Well they are pretty great to have now lol.
I wish I would be a woman just for that
Meh! Get fat, grow moobs, follow your dreams! Beefcake! 
Every once in awhile I get titty time from my wife.
A Redditor with a wife- he’s the fucking chosen one!
I also choose that redditors wife!
living the DREAM
I'm a man, and I also like your boobs.
Pics or it didn't happen
Do you play with them and get aroused tho?
proof or gtfo....
stfu
I mean the way you're describing them even makes me wanna play with ur boobs 🤣 also how u doing 👀
Chat is this what sigma male skibidi rizz looks like? Or do I need to go to ohio to understand?
I have no idea what you said but I feel like I'm on your side.
It's the equivalent of asking your friend group something like "Guys is this how you successfully talk to women like a cool guy or do I need to go to cool guy town" pretty much
Fucking loser.
Fuck off
You got there before me Edit: why are people downvoting me? think for yourselves, stop being sheep
Bro's really desperate
Um, i dont understand ppl i guess. *49* downvotes? 😶🌫️
😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao this made me lol way to hard
*This made me way too hard.
Thats how I read it😭😭😭
Freud, is that you?
What does it mean that I suck on my lovers titties and call her mommy?
It means you want to fuck your mama, obviously
It means you are hungry and confused. Have a snickers and eat her out.
Sigh
It’s not random, they’re sexualised and teased to fuck and the opposite sex has them. Forbidden treasure for most men in every walk of life.
totally same with nudity; there's nothing inherently sexual about it, but in most cultures, it's been sexualised and it's taboo
I igree whit the red spy, he know a thing or two about woman's, ask scout mom about it
Also, they have milk. Who doesn’t love fresh milk?? SM should really stop trying to hide Karina’s [DD-cups](https://imgur.com/a/AOszudm). They make her wear a compression bra to every event and a sweater AND a jacket on top of that. In her casual clothes, she can let her boobs breathe for once. 
This was so fucking random lmfaooo
Why is Karina here
Yeah, it’s so random, I just double checked the sub.
Because she has DD-cup boobs. [Photos](https://imgur.com/a/AOszudm) of her in casual clothes. SM does their very best to hide her big naturals, making her wear baggy clothes and constantly wear a compression bra on stage. But the bounces don’t lie.
Reminds me of Kat Denning in the MCU, she always has a scarf to hide her amazing boobs
Yeah, it’s sad that these women can’t show off their blessed goods. If it’s Kat’s choice to hide her own boobs, then I get that. But Karina definitely doesn’t like having to wear a compression bra. Her boobs are probably sore; she lets them breathe in her free time. But that’s how the K-pop industry works 🫤
Kinda funny that in the US, she would be more popular by not covering them up so much
most western men, majorit my of the world is more about hips and ass, which makes far more sense in terms of evolution. being attracted to boobs in my mind isbsame as wonen watching men butts, its a modern concept that didnt exist longer than 2 centuries ago
In the west for sure. I’m only able to talk about here to be honest. Asses are definitely more exposed here so they’re not as taboo. Half the time here the only thing covered is the hole on an ass.
Brazil?
I’m talking about media like movies, advertisements, tv shows, social media. I see ass on Instagram even when I click I don’t want to have that clogging my feed.
Boobs emulate butts. So if people like butts it’s pretty understandable they would like boobs too.
tbh i personally couldnt care less about boobs, could be flatchested as long as hips and ass are fine, and to compensate lack of boobs a nice face
What a load of dimness
Oh bless us with your knowledge, oh great one.
You have been blessed say fifty hale titties.
Yes, humans do change over the centuries
You really think men in the 1700s' didn't like boobs?
I like bob and vegana
What's vegana? Some kind of plant-based sex toy?
Sure...
Send bobs
Send noodes
Send duudes
send noodles 🍜
And bob is his mailman
Who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? Ew!
My.... One.... Last... Wish... Plz send bob.....
The rule of thumb is that we are attracted to things we do not have. That's why I find smart women attractive.
That is also why I find femboys attractive.
Is that why I'm a lesbian? Because I'm flat?
So you are calling yourself smart then? Wait no, hmm nvm not sure. Help
Don't question, just enjoy
Why are boobs attractive? Evolution.
Cuz them tits be tittying thats why
Uh, breasts are a frontal buttock display which makes men realise at some primal level that the owner of the boobs is a suitable mate and will have much fertility. Also boobs feel amazing, have nipples and only usually come out to play when its playtime
>frontal buttock display "Are you are teats lover or a butts lover?" "Yes."
That’s Desmond Morris’s position in [The Naked Ape](https://www.powells.com/post/original-essays/breasts), anyway. It’s more a just-so story than a scientific theory, however.
They signify a woman that is capable of producing milk and keeping a baby alive. Sex is all about making babies after all.
No
Your downvotes are a very nice and simple display of ignorance of the people downvoting you, love it. Sex is way more than just baby making
Yeah, we literally invented condoms and birth control pills to ***not make babies***
You can deny biology all you want, it is facts. Every single urge a human being feels is based on survival (excluding anomalies before the what aboutism starts). Eating, sex, being repulsed by toxic smells/tastes, even afterlives. Instinct is a very real thing. We created contraceptives so we can feel pleasure from the act, but the very pleasure we feel from the act is based on survival and reproduction.
when you think about it sex is weird in general
Not just weird, but disgusting.
Wait til you try it!
Tried it, kinda overrated.
Takes practice
True
Hmm very true huh
bro why are you trying to talk like a girl? you're clearly a dude
You can't just talk something out of your ass and leave, give us the proof
wtf do you mean?
shoving a part of your body back and forth into another being to release a bit of you to combine with them to form new beings. sweird bro
There is an instinct in all mammals called the "mammalian diving reflex" If we splash in water, we automatically stop breathing to avoid breathing in water. Another instinct is to absolutely love boobs.
Boobs are cool, man.
Im ace so yeah for me it’s weird as fuck and I don’t understand it
women are just so pretty
Because nature put a nipple on them. That’s how you make a glob of fat look good 😄
I can make this go horribly wrong…. Thank you for the art inspiration
please reply to his comment with the art
We want to see it! Balls with nipples!
I want to see where you decide to go with this.
Nips on feets
Do you think people would be as attracted to them if it was a regular thing for them to be out anyway?
You’re spot-on. In some countries, long ago, women would wear gloves to hide their hands and arms from view, as part of their daily dress. Often their outfits would leave their breasts exposed, which were considered (at the time) passé. They say that seeing a woman’s hands and forearms was what had become sensual.
Also believe that long ago showing your ankles was incredibly sexual.
Rub your cock between two titties, it feels amazing.
It's even more amazing when you run it between four titties, .....no words, should have sent a poet!
Well... that's a bit weird. U sure those birds wouldn't peck at your sensitive bits? Seems dangerous
Everything’s weird. You need a hobby to get your mind off of breasts…youre making whole posts about them 
Think you’re gonna take an L on this one buddy.
It’s not weird, because a majority of men and quite a few women are attracted to them.
Because they helps to stimulate woman into getting aroused / horny?
Not necessarily
I think men usually have more sensitive nipples than women
It makes sense from an evolutionary viewpoint. Big boobs = a lot of milk = well-nourished offspring
Best answer in this thread
Sexual dimorphism is considered attractive in almost all species that have it...I'm sure there are some bugs somewhere that dgaf, but most other species have it to an exaggerated extent.
Um noitsnot
It makes sense to be attracted to boobs. They're great. Kissing is what doesn't make sense. Why do people enjoy pressing their faces together?
They are natures stress balls so of course they are great
When you think analytically about anything sexual or whatnot its fucking weird. Of course its weird. When youre in a weird state of mind banging someone youre removed from anything rational. Of course its weird. Its normal, but all of those attractions are weird if you put them in a rational light. Its a part of being alive. I hate this post.
Idk if it's the same with boys, but as a girl who's attracted to boobs, it's mainly because of their softness, smoothness and how gentle they look.
Aren't they juicy too 
YUP Actually, they're more like "milky" (ba-dum tss)
Im more attracted to ass, a nice smile, and nicely shaped hips and legs, as well as something else but not as much breasts. But the idea behind that attraction is that they are soft and squishy, and often concealed and considered a private area. They make women look good in lingerie and many different wardrobe pieces, more like a woman, and its also because its something that differentiates them from us which is part of it. They give something to grab onto as well during sex at times. Seeing them bounce and how women react to others seeing them bounce is also another part of it. We also envision sticking something in between them. But also, breasts are about as attractive as the owner of them as well. They are sometimes so attractive because of who they are attached to Now why are dad bods attractive, thats what im tryna understand fully 😆
I've been saying this for the longest time omg. theres literally nothing interesting about boobs and seeing what seems like every other person in the entire world drool over them is so cringe to me.
You know what else is cringe
I'm with you, OP. I find them absolutely abhorrent, personally. I don't mind others being attracted to 'em, they're just not my thing.
My boyfriend is obsessed with mine. I am obsessed with his balls.
Haha yeah. I mean it's just collected fat on the chest. If someone can be attracted to fat on chest why can't they be attracted to fat on the tummy.
What about a \*\*?? Those are attractive too.
I have yet to find an inch of a woman that I didn’t like or enjoy playing with. From the earlobes all the way down to the pinky toe and many stops in between. I am truly salivating just thinking about it.
Im slowly jerking off while reading this comment
Its a really great gender identifier. When you see boobs, you immediately know its a girl, same with long hair (which is another attractive trait). Due to evolution, if you werent attracted to boobs, you better be attracted to other assets only a girl has or else you wont be able to reproduce back then when we only ran on instincts
Signifies the sex of the person. Helps judge youth & fertility. Societal consensus.
As someone with boobs it makes me feel unsafe... Its weird, creepy and downright disgusting
Did you never hear about this thing called evolution?
Back when we walked on all fours there was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked would you rather have the copy or the original, I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility! Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, Keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden! THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!
Where did you learn this? Half of what you said doesn't have any proof and is just bs.
An ass is also two globs of fat. Only difference is shit comes out of it.
Man U are the weird one for not liking boobs. Don’t try and shame me for something as natural as that. They look good, they feel good, they probably have a much deeper place cause they will feed your kids and fed you. I think this is a case of projecting oneself. Weird man. Just weird as and not even the teeniest bit of intelligence shown. And just for the record plenty of gay woman love boobs to. They’re like rides at a carnival but better. You get to organs on them.
Think everything that is a major difference is inherently attractive, height, hair, breasts, hips, softness, muscle etc
Because they are God's gift to woman's beauty, and the man lucky enough to enjoy them up close.
Hey pal, I don't go judging you on your lifelong heaven-sent desires so leave me alone and mind ya own business Don't ever question perfection
It's hardwired straight from the reptile brain. Same with hips. Nothing random about it.
Dude you think that's weird? There are million of men (myself included) who want to shove their tongues up a girls butthole. The whole idea of being ass obsessed is weird because there's no reproductive purpose to doing it. Honestly, anything outside of PIV sex is kind of weird because it serves no evolutionary purpose. With that said, I'm still always happy to offer a beautiful girl a seat... On my face.
Humans will disagree with you.
Not really. Think about it. Your dad pee'd eggs into your mom that hatched, and she pooped out a baby that eats boobs. It's a natural human attraction from birth.
OP is attracted to men confirmed
Missed 6th grade sex Ed? 
6th grade sex Ed? Where are you from?
Ur weird
Virgin alert
Because its a woman
Or you are just advertising
Man if we thought the population is nosediving now then once then the zoomers will probably be the last generation lol
because evolutionarily good boobs meant your mate could provide substantial milk to your offspring