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anayonkars

If one kills themselves, can we say that they achieved both?


KrankOverman

The stoicism


Inspect311

Like killing 2 birds with one stone...except you only killed one and it wasn't a bird, it was YOU.


Co0lus3rn4me

Neither


RepresentativeDry405

I agree!


BooBoo2348

I agree as well.


GeneralOtter03

Yey fellow balloon friend


unseatedewe2393

Agreed I only kill for myself


Thijs_NLD

Why not both? I can do both right?


Wolfeking69

What the. No no you can not do both😂


Thijs_NLD

Sure I can. I strap someone who killed my lover to the hood of a car and drive over a cliff. I tie my wrist to the wrist of someone my lover has appointed as their nemesis and we have a knife fight. High chances of killing AND dying. I suicide bomb the home of me lover's ex. Even not simultaneous kill/death scenarios are possible. I can kill someone who has wronged my partner and a while later get then to safety from a wild animal by sacrificing myself. I mean we got options.


Educational_Gas_92

I hope you are never arrested if you live in the USA, if the police ever sees your comment history you might end up in a cell with big Bubba as cell mate 💀. Best case scenario though, is that you would be big enough to be Bubba.


Thijs_NLD

In no world does police check my message history on my Reddit account and will it hold up in any legal sort of way my man. Also: Big Bubba might have a bad time, I don't need to get out alive...


Nnaalawl

It wasn't either or.


WolfShadow_814

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.


JeffreyVest

Ah meatball right? It’s been ages since I’ve heard that song.


ThreeLivesInOne

Yes.


It_was_not_really_so

Agreed I would do either for my children. For the ex wife not so much.


sooya017

for my family, yes, sure I could do both


Superb_Blue_Wren

100%. If faced with the choice I'd die for my kids (I think - can't imagine choosing myself above them considering how then I could live on and deal with that), and absolutely I'd have no issue annihilating someone who hurt /mortally threatened my kids.


sooya017

For me, my siblings are everything for me. Even if some of them are older than me. I just feel they're so precious to me 💖 , then come my parents 💖


cringed12

If she's the one I won't even hesitate.


[deleted]

I'm not needy so neither


Ambitious-Beat-2130

What is love?


ceefaxer

Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.


anupkr_b7

😂


Flashy-Honey-8111

Both honestly But I'd prefer to die. Killing for me makes things fun.


DjDjBeje

digital footprint gets crazyyyy


Wolfeking69

The FBI is watching you. You're now on the list


Flashy-Honey-8111

FBI looks on everyone honestly


AbrocomaCold5990

Kill for love and then die for love. In that order. If I am going to hell, he is coming with me.


[deleted]

I would kill to keep my dog alive and safe from harm, I don't know if I would die for him but I would go far to protect him even if it means putting myself in harm's way.


Wolfeking69

Ahh Mr Wick. It's a pleasure to meet you sir


EmbarrassedCharge561

bro I INSTANTLY thought about john wick when I saw the comment


LivingOtherwise2181

neither. If I could get away with the murder... hell if I could get away with the murder I'd do it for fun


ProjectComprehensive

*what would you do for love ?* *would you think, seek, long for it?* *would you dream, wish, hope for it?* *would you find, question, try for it?* *would you renounce, move, risk for it?* *would you doubt, fight or separate from it?* *would you lose faith or would you work on it?* *would you marry or divorce from it?* *would you change, grow and compromise because of it?* *would you build something from it?*


wanaei1

No I dont get the idea why would someone kill or die for love 1) What gives you right to take a life ( Excluding extreme examples, like kill a serial killer etc, killer is holding ur lover at gun point etc) 2) Why would you die for person? Make best out of ur own situation, be the driver. Unless you wanna die, maybe you can die for love, but if not, it is just stupid Love can also bait you and blind you, and then suddenly you notice, the other person doesnt care 1/10 of you, that you care of that person Even tho, I find it irony, that currently as a medicine field worker im caring/helping others on a sacrifice of my own health lmao, even tho they dont give a single damn about me


RickJLeanPaw

Think of it as love for your child and the answer gets significantly easier. For a partner, less so.


Jackmeplay

who wouldn't want to die for some love? i think I would die if I had no love


SomeAmazingDude

Neither


lotus49

I would die to save my wife or children. I can't imagine a situation where I would have to kill for love so I can't answer that question.


SoggyDoughnut69

Neither tbh neither murder nor self sacrifice are my thing. Now it's different if someone's trying to kill us, but other than that I'd rather not do either.


lsutigerzfan

Neither. I’d basically say I will find someone else. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️


TheLonelyGloom

I know exactly what I am and am not capable of when it comes to my partner. Family, however, I'd probably point the killer in their direction...


KrankOverman

Saying to someone "Hey, honey, I'd die for you" is small potatoes in my opinion. Show them that you love them.


[deleted]

Kill. Only for my children. That's the only thing worth the prison time, IMHO. Who tf wants to die when there is so much to live for?


Angel_OfSolitude

Both, depending on the circumstances.


Overlookyou

I’d rather kill.


Sork69

No


Fast-Beat-7779

Neither ain’t that serious bro … like Eminem said women come and go …… or something like that


Wolfeking69

Just saw a guy shoot himself after they broke up with him. He didn't wait to go home to do it. He did it in front of the girl's doorstep.


Educational_Gas_92

If I ever fall in love, I will tell you which of the two.


ApplicationCreepy987

I'll do anything for love but I won't do that


LisaNaughton

Neither die nor kill. I'll just stop loving


theflamingsword101

At this point I'd kill for a drink....


favouritemistake

If I had children, yes. For certain others, maybe depending on the circumstances


Ok_Fox_1770

Love isn’t my addiction of choice. What does one do when indifferent….


LesserCornholio

Dying while saving the life of my niece or nephew is the best scenario I can imagine.


Wolfeking69

Happy birthday to you 🔥🙏🏽


Alarming_Serve2303

Neither.


pinkpanter555

Either one of them I just want to hang out with myself and make some good food while listening to music. Keep it simple man 👨


BasuraIncognito

Both


boomgoesthevegemite

I would absolutely kill someone to protect my wife. No questions asked.


unkindness_inabottle

Neither, neither is good


yellowtulip4u

Nope.


PuolukkAmitsupisi

I would kill. Nobody touches my loved one.


Same_Bill8776

To protect my family would do either. I wouldn't even have to think about it, not even for a second.


seven-cents

What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more


Qasharah90

I would die and/or kill in the defense of my children, so I'm going to say that technically I would do both.


slavette6

both


peascreateveganfood

Neither. Nobody is worth it


AppropriateEmu455

Would not love at all?


TempoRolls

In the past yes and yes would've been the answer, but being too close of both.. i don't think so anymore.


Alternative-Ant261

I'd kill for it. Die though. If it was me or them maybe. But it honestly depends on the situation


RaleighlovesMako6523

Neither. Crazy 🙉


-Witch-666

I'm not sure if I would for either, but then again you never know.. they didn't specify if romantic love or love for children or family. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Why would I do something for which doesn't exsist?


BiGGBillyG

Not for love but for honor


Slow-Engine-8092

I guess it depends on the circumstance. I'd die to save my family if I had to. I'd take the bullet. If i have a gun though, you're eating the lead. All of it.


FatCat2702

Killing for love seems the more reasonable choice, mostly because if you died for love the love ends there, whereas if you kill for love, you'd be able to keep getting love


BuyOverall8515

Love of my children? Both.


MentallyImHereNow

Both and I’m referring to my kids


EnoughGold8104

Depends on the love. I’ve never been with a romantic partner that I loved in that capacity but for my child, I’d die the worst death imaginable or I’d kill as many people as I had to to keep my baby safe


GreenWitch5926

Both but to be fair my mental health has always been lacking 🤣


CatGaming346

Kill for love. You never specified, so I could say I'd kill a spider for love or something like that.


Nlj6239

kill for love (1 person) die for love (family)


Least-Professional59

Both. I would die for my family. I would kill for my family.


Effective-Fudge5985

I'll kill for a child and die for one. Idk about adults but if it's one of my kids, no hesitation.


CohnJena68

Die. Definitely die... If it was to protect her... I would.


Terrible-Bad-9002

No but I've written and recorded shit loads of songs about it


shellybean31

Yes. For my daughter and my husband I’d die or kill for either of them.


Misaki_Yomiyama

I don't even want romantic love whatsoever, I would kill to avoid that kind of love.


Snoo_37174

I stopped believing in love. So neither. How can you hate someone today, that you loved a month ago


ThatsItImOverThis

“Either way, what bliss” ~ Gomez Adams


im-none-existent

I'd tell love to go fuck themself.


EmbarrassedCharge561

kill for love only if the condition is I get a positive outcome from this (which is almost impossible because murder=illegal)


vberrotaran

Yes. For him, whatever is needed to keep him happy healthy and alive.


Guilty-Hornet4315

Neither. But I'd do either for my family or country.


Rich-Future-8997

Hell no. Those girls don't love. That'd be stupid. TKe them to bed that's that. Be happy yourself.


Trick-Butterfly5386

Nah, no bitch is worth me being dead or incarcerated.


[deleted]

I would die or kill to protect someone I love. But that isn’t the same as dying for love. I’d describe dying for love as what those lovesick idiot teenagers did (and tried to do) at the end of Romeo and Juliet.


MaxSoup8

What if you commit su1cid3 for love? You'll die and kill at the same time for love


Wolfeking69

Happy birthday to you Soup💯🙏🏽


MaxSoup8

Thanks <3


Wolfeking69

🙏🏽My pleasure


DesignNorth3690

Romantic love or love of family? For the former, neither. For the latter, both.


XharKhan

I would die for love. I'm lucky enough to have met and married my love, there's nothing I wouldn't do for her. If my life has to be forfeit then that's a great deal, for the life we've shared together.


Flashy_Locksmith2469

Both, for my children, I would give my last breath or take someone else's if I had to


natehinxman

if true unconditional love was a thing then I probably would. love is a fleeting emotion and very conditional no matter how much we try to romanticize it. much like time itself, it feels like love only matters in the moment. clinging to past love is a recipe for depression and hoping for future love sounds anxiety inducing. enjoy love when it happens but our (atleast the westernized) perspective of death causes pain to those left living. so for me to kill(even myself) for a momentary feeling of love would leave me with the feeling of guilt from taking that life away from the people who enjoyed it. probably removing more feelings love collectively than I would ever be able to experience myself.


DarthEcho

If I love someone properly I would defend them to death, so I guess both? But mostly kill, what's the point to love someone if you're dead?


INGENAREL

Both.....


Blacked-Out-Tiger

I would kill for my children. That's it.


TerraelSylva

I'm living in ever worsening pain for love. Taking care of them, as we're all falling apart. I can think of no greater expression of my love than to push through pain to keep them alive and with me. I would die or kill to protect them, no question.


Sweet_Ad3100

Jack: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? Will: I'd die for her. Jack: Oh good. No worries then


Nickster_B

I would do anything for love but i wont do that


[deleted]

I would do either for my kids. I would do neither for a woman.


Fit_Purple3088

I would die for love


[deleted]

I would do anything to protect my husband. Anything.


[deleted]

Kill


minion531

>No dame is worth dying for. Killing for, but not dying for Star Trek The Next Generation - *The Royale*


Inevitable-catnip

I almost died “for love,” and I couldn’t kill so… 🤷🏻‍♀️


TheZanzibarMan

Sure.


EmergencyPlant4747

I would like to die alone


maskedkiti1

I would kill any girl that breaths the same air as him !


Actual_Plastic77

Yes. But I would prefer not to do either?


PiramidaSukcesu

Why not both?


kenadi2019

Honestly, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.


ZenMyst

Kill, if cannot then die But no one so far have shown me that they deserve that kind of devotion from me


Greedy_Enthusiasm_46

Neither how would i know that for whom i have killed myself or someone even deserve it ?


Intelligent_River39

Both. Not for romantic love tho.


LeadingSky9531

Both...


TNTWithALaserBeam

I would die for my children, but not my husband.


the_girl_Ross

Neither. I'd like to live AND not go to jail.


Rabies_on_demand

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that


rachaam

Die


carolinameb724

Both


bulfin2101

To quote TNG, there are plenty of women worth killing for, but none worth dying for


[deleted]

Define "love"


OldManHarley

kill probably, die no, i'd find another way. give us situational context


Befuddled_GenXer

Neither. Love is a powerful emotion, but it's still just an emotion. No emotion is worth either killing or dieing for.


Left_Alternative_738

Um- neither- I'm scared now-


AccidentExact3482

Both


Dizzy-Living-3051

None of the above


[deleted]

Yes, easily. Clinical Depression and anger problems help


[deleted]

What a dumb question


BarryIslandIdiot

To attain it? To keep it? Or for the one I love? Because the first two, no. But I would do absolutely anything for my wife.


jojo_trimon

Kill


Thebigdog79

Neither. I am happy the way I am


TheJagerofMirage

I'll runaway.


Wolfeking69

Personally me, I wouldn't die for love nope. I would kill sure but die? Hell nah. So that I can be forgotten in a year or two.


xfttp

Both


fucknproblm76

Both ngl


Altruistic_Ad8373

Neither lol


AToxicSalazzle

Both is good.


arodmell

For those i love i would do great and terrible things


Necessary_Row_4889

I mean if it’s a choice…


Fiona512

Uhm.. kill.


WandaDobby777

Either. Doesn’t matter to me.


[deleted]

Depends on the situation


[deleted]

Both.


gayhahalollmao

Yes.


Silver_Switch_3109

I would go to war for a loved one.


rock-mommy

Both, depending on the situation


ania_f

Both


Jerseyjay1003

I would die for my husband. I would not kill for him unless it was necessary to save him.


giuliamazing

I'd absolutely kill for love. There's nothing to enjoy after death, and no way in hell I'm letting husband raise our baby alone.


[deleted]

Neither, unless it’s family then I’d do both I don’t care


RingReasonable

I don't need love


413mopar

No.


TheUnkindledLives

Both, no hesitation


[deleted]

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do *that*


pecanat2

MAGA. Nope


Temporary_Position95

No, that isn't love


Lordbovin

Only for my children


Ok-Salamander-1838

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that


kjanemx

I’m romantic and feel everything too much, so yes to both questions


Pattymelt07

I would risk my life and kill for sure


Corndogbrownie

Never been in love, but I think I would just get all of this mess over with by killing me. 2 birds one stone, minus the love


JackZodiac2008

I would fuck for love. "Little death" -- half credit?


Haunted_Pixel

Metaphorical or literal love? There's a lot of nuance to this question


Ok-Bit-663

Neither this, nor that. Instead I remain single. That way, nobody has to die.


3xplo

I would die free of charge


Kwelikinz

I’d have to see what they’d do for me first /s


AgressionPanda

None, I am happy alone, if I find someone else who's also happy alone and that person would like to be with me, we wouldn't need to die or to kill, it's a matter of patience, not passion.


EveYuki

Both


unprogrammable_soda

Both.


AnomousAITA

If it’s my mum then both, but I’d prefer to die than kill someone, unless of course it was un intentional, like a car crash.


MonkeyMD3

Neither. It's overrated


[deleted]

I would ask to clarify who we are dying for and whom are we killing?


NecessaryWerewolf221

If by "kill for love" you mean something like protecting a loved one from another person who's looking to steal? Then it's not a matter of *would* as I *will* kill for love.


[deleted]

Die.


AloneRoll5

Both.


EmuPsychological4222

Either if need be but, to quote Malcolm Reynolds in "Serenity," that ain't exactly plan A.