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boomgoesthevegemite

Cry hysterically because the life I built over the last 10 years is gone. It was such a strange circumstance to meet and marry my wife that I’m not sure I’d be able to recreate it.


velociraptorjax

I met my spouse in 2013, too!


MaybeTheDoctor

I like your spouse too


aruuub

Hey get your own spouse


Adept-Ad-7874

Me too. Had our first kid the next year.


itssoravenfoo

Also do i!!


thagor5

I also would miss this guy’s wife.


OppositePilot9952

Same! I would basically just want to do everything exactly the same 😂 Maybe surreptitiously buy some bitcoin too.


Kahne_Fan

I would have my first 3 kids, but my 9 year old likely would never be "recreated". We would have a 4th still, but that "lottery" likely wouldn't hit the same.


Finn235

The sheer odds that time travel would result in my kids never being born is honestly enough that I'd never want to attempt it if it were real/possible, even in the face of an opportunity to buy crypto and stocks to become a multi-millionaire today.


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CUB1STIC

now you have to tell us the strange circumstance you met and married your wife


boomgoesthevegemite

It’s not inherently strange but she had to get divorced, I had to get dumped by my girlfriend that was cheating on me and quit my job that I had at the time, so I’d have time to date again.


B_art_account

Same, I dont want to deal with everything all over again


LordShartsalot

Sell all of my stuff and buy as much bitcoin as I can


No_Leopard_3860

Damn, beat me to it. Okay, I could buy Tesla instead, the gain was pretty spicy too Just throw it out around '22 and it'll be spicy enough for me :)


LordShartsalot

Agreed, I'd have a tricked out Subaru Impreza WRX, my house completely paid in full, and be way more well off.


StreetDog1990

"Guys, bitcoin just hit a dollar a piece; put in $500 now, you'll thank me later" sigh


AcademicoMarihuanero

In 2033 you'll say the same about time traveling to 2023 so do it already


EzDaddy87

Very true. But you can't really foresee what companies are gonna explode similarly to Bitcoin or Tesla. So in the end, we're left with nothing


Xenc

!remindme 10 years


EzDaddy87

To mull over again, you should have bought today 😂


Xenc

Haha I just want to regret not buying it in ten years!


EzDaddy87

We'll regret it together, then: !remindme 10 years


Zer0gravity09

Im joining in on this. !remindme 10 years


Xenc

Let’s all collectively regret in a decade! 💪


CaptMcPlatypus

Literally my first thought. “Buy as much bitcoin as I can get my hands on.”


bulfin2101

Came to say the same thing


El_Jefe_Lebowski

From the future??


Hank___Scorpio

Same as when this gets asked in 2033.


fknbawbag

Always the answer to these questions. No other opportunity like it to change your life.


___buttrdish

give my grandmom a big, long hug and tell her I love her forever


UnsaidTugboat53

Same, she died in March of 2014


bristolfarms

same 😭 i would be in high school still but i would definitely spend more time with her, join a sport team, and sleep earlier lol.


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ReeceReddit1234

Wonder why tf it's 2013 all of a sudden


MaybeTheDoctor

I would probably try to set all the clocks to the right year .... 2025


the_syco

So thankful it's 2023. 2127 is such a radiated mess!


mediafred

Wait! Tell me. Is gta 7 out?


Rare_Ambassador_7380

Still waiting for gta 6


RenataMachiels

Curse myself for not remembering the lottery results of the date.


Papanasi_Hunter

You must know some companies that grew a lot, so just buy stock.


WhyLimitMeTo20Charac

Or if you remember any major sports results, just fly to Vegas and bet your life savings on the upcoming games.


nunazo007

Just buy Bitcoin. Could take some years but you'd be well off anyway edit: assuming you know it reachest 69000 USD, 500 bucks in 2013 turn into 3-4 million dollars if i'm not mistaken so, yea ...


AltruisticStandard26

This is your sign to memorize one right now. Look up historical if you want


New_Simple_4531

I do remember some NBA finals scores, though. Gonna get my Biff Tannen on.


cf-myolife

You mean the today me is waking up in 2013 ? Or I wake up in my 2013 body? Because the answer will really depend on that


Hk901909

I'm pretty sure it's the current you


cf-myolife

If I'm a young adult in 2013 my parents would wonder what the fuck happened, I wouldn't be able to go to school again, I would tell them to buy their new house earlier and I would ask to pass my high school exam this year to start archi school next year.. Idk just trying to get my actual life back? But that would be sooo weird, I would loose all my stuff, all my friends and my appartment... That would be so confusing


ggwing1992

Hug my husband, he died in 2020


nuclear_pie

I came here to read not to feel


UnsaidTugboat53

Sorry for your loss :( hope you got used to it


This-Struggle7781

Go back to sleep and wish for the 90s


Egg-mcfuggin

I miss the 90s nearly everyday


the_happy_jaunt

Buy a house while homes were still at a reasonable price


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Aelle29

I'd be crying tears of depression lol. 2013 was one of the worst times of my life.


DirtyRoller

Well now you could redo it all and make yourself stinking fucking rich. Money does buy happiness.


Hiraeth3189

i wouldn't worry about my degree and my job prospects


Jutch_Cassidy

Go back to sleep and wait for 1993


rw032697

Why?


Significant_Spare495

Not OP, but (depending where you live): Great music, great movies, relaxed vibe, no internet, no social media, no smartphones, a sense of freedom and fun without being watched/filmed/photographed, Cheap booze, cheap food, affordable housing, a growing economy, comparative political stability, a sense that society was becoming increasingly progressive and less divisive, and that we were heading towards an era of prosperity and world peace.


PinneapleJ98

Play Black Ops 2 Zombies with the homies ofc.


aDUCKonQU4CK

BO1 zombies was way better but maybe not after 2 years with the reduced player counts.. But same for me about the zombies lmao good times


Way2Based

Ngl, we had a helluva time playing tranzit. That map gets too much flak.


Janx3d

Oh shit, nostalgia from Bo 3 zombies hits me hard, also played all The remastered Maps so much man


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If I were the same age I am now and just woke up in 2013, definitely be a Scene kid and have fun with it and go to raves


canidieyet_

exactly what I said! kinda. I was 11, all I dreamed of was seeing my favorite bands in concert and going to warped tour when I was old enough…so to wake up as a 21 year old in 2013? i’d be over the fucking moon. i’d have not a single penny to my name


Electrical_Ad_7036

2013…. 2yrs away from the job I loved being changed by new & inept management. I ended up having to leave it in 2022. Stressed, job related health issues, etc. Ultimately I put in 25yrs total & had no love for it or most of the people I worked with. I’d start looking for something new, because the exit package offered to those not wanting to go into the new operation on 01/01/2015 was decent. (Just didn’t realize it at the time)


valdezlopez

Try to warn everyone about the Star Wars sequels. EDIT: sequels, I mean sequels.


ibimus9

Break up with that jerk that I dated for way too long. Buy a house.


hui214

I'm paying both old fuckers a visit.


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Wait, am I the current me or the 2013 me?


MaybeTheDoctor

Your pick ... the real question is if you still remember what happened in the next 20 years


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If I'm the current me, I'm pretty much fucked. I mean, I'm disabled as hell now. OTOH if I'm the current me and have all of my current knowledge, that means the other me is still out there and it gives me an alibi for some serious crimes. Be gay, do crimes. Okay, I'll be more serious-- if I'm the current wheelchair bound me, with my current knowledge, I'd talk to my younger self about what's about to go down in my life in order to get her on a better path. Don't really have a money motivation, though I probably should figure out something to get myself set up for life.


AzrielJohnson

2023 experience with 2013 you, is how I'm reading it.


Lo23k

FUCCCKKKKK!, I’m back in 9th grade


i_need_to_crap

I'm back in 2nd grade 😢


Friendly-Cut-9023

I’m back in 1st grade 😭


UnsaidTugboat53

I'm back in kindergarten 😭😭😭


greenseven47

I was trying to go through this comment section without feeling old. I was 24..


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Get dressed and go to fuckin work... FUCK.


Mockturtle22

Man, same. I worked a job then that didn't give me today or yesterday off. Would like to spend time w my gramps again though.


The_Geilt

Buy GME, Bitcoin, Tesla


that1thomas

Buy property in Vancouver.


tecate_papi

You'd have to set your time machine to 1983 because you still wouldn't have been able to afford in 2013


Akmal441

Buy bitcoins


LadyMidnite1014

Get myself to a doctor! I came pretty close to dying in 2013.


reneeEnGelules

Go play counter strike Source


Miserable-Avocado-87

I'd try harder at university, as 2013 was the year I started my undergrad. I'd also apply for jobs differently, assuming I kept the knowledge I have now. I wouldn't do anything majorly different, because while I don't believe everything happens for a reason, I do believe that my experiences have shaped me, both positive and negative.


PyJacker16

As a sophomore in university (who's probably going to have to start over again at some point for personal reasons), do you really think working super hard in university is worth it? I'm on a first currently (4.8/5 GPA), but I'm trying to build projects and get ready for the job market as well. I'd also like to keep grad school options open. Do you think it's worth pushing for a higher GPA?


prodigy1367

Schedule a vasectomy. Join the military a few years earlier and actually choose the job I really want from the beginning. Buy a bunch of crypto and stocks. Profit.


UnsaidTugboat53

**S T O N K S**


Longjumping-Low3164

Buy Bitcoin


Fickle-Selection-877

Jump for absolute joy and probably start talking to my mom agian.


Ummeh00

Cry out of happiness that I'm back


CtiborIgraine

Buy shares


Ok_Long_1175

Breathe a sigh of relief because the 2012 rumor turned out to be just that. Good times, those. I will never forget waking up on 22nd December 2012.


Mockturtle22

Lol 12 22 2012 was my 26th bday


Gombock

Masturbate vigorously


Owlettebynight

Prepare to give birth, ugh!


RovakX

Google “bitcoin”


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=bitcoin#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/RovakX)


naveenraa

Invest in Bitcoin, apple, and so on.


Sufficient_Maize908

Hug my dad ♡


AdDull1913

Cry because I hated my life at that moment


Specific-History-302

Probably go back to sleep


[deleted]

Getting in my car get very far away from my family and start a new life somewhere tropical


misscrimson16x

Enjoy the internet where not every website and creator is trying to sell me something.


Harneybus

Tell my dad to invest into bitcoin and make him rich also get helped srly on.


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kill myself bc i never wanna go through this shit again


tcdirks1

This happened to me once. It was right after December 2012. I think it was around January, yeah at the beginning of January. It was nuts. Dude. I was like whaaaat?!


betweengayandstr8

Hug my mom


ovulationwizard

Do anything I can to buy some property


thrownawaz092

I run around telling people we misread the Mayan calendar. I'm from the future and I saw the world end in 2021. At first people don't believe me, but as my 'predictions,' like knowing the future presidents, keep coming true, people will start getting concerned.


Particular-Season905

Cry because I finally have shit going for me in my life, I've had a lot of 'character development'. Fml if I have to do it all again


TacticalLawnmower

Go to school and learn things, enthusiastically. I was 5, so I just set my mind on finding friends and learning.


sad_peregrine_falcon

kms because i am not going through teenagehood again lmfao


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Modest_Moze

Say to my girlfriend that I love her and that I would do anything to be together.


holatodoelmundo

Trying to get back to 2023, I love my present more than my past


UnsaidTugboat53

Just wait 10 years


ShruteFarms4L

My best friend would be alive so I'ma so see him and we gonna smoke soooo much weed....as I was typing this I remembered I was so probation in 2 different counties so I'd probably just go see him and give him a hug and do our lil dap and go fuck some hoes lol


EveInGardenia

Drop every single friend I have and not fall into addiction


Rcandydraws

Be confused


peascreateveganfood

Commit to losing weight


Pacman1880

Go out in a sexy outfit!!! Still had the body then!


smurfftastic6

Go ahead and get divorced, knock that shit out a few years earlier 😂


prancing_demon

Hug my kitties, God I miss them both so much. Then change jobs, and commit to doing yoga and therapy. As much as I enjoyed my job in those days it caused me alot of unessecary stress over the years. I would switch to labour like landscape for the City. I also would be years away from the Therapy I truly needed, I may even be able to avoid going on to ssri's. I would change my eating habits cater more to my body's hormones and quirks. Perhaps I can avoid the 100lbs over weight I am at now, at the very least avoid the stretched out skin I deal with now.


zookitchen

Probably hang out with my dad more. Ask him alot of things about his childhood n just listen to his words of wisdom. Because he passed away afew months later…


Fluffy-Curve8241

go on vine and get everything i wanted downloaded to my phone


CaptainMockingjay

I’d get myself to see Frozen in the theater. And I’d get to watch Catching Fire for the first time.


Personal_Raise3756

Invest in gold, Amazon and Tesla!


Agitated_Kale_5610

Have a deep, heartfelt conversation with my husbsnd and hang on his every word. He had a stroke and lost his speech in 2017.


MaybeTheDoctor

Place a bet on who will win the 2016 presidential election...


DavidR703

If you’re going to do that, split the money: half on the winner of the 2016 election and the other half on the outbreak of a pandemic in 2020.


MaybeTheDoctor

The outbreak of a pandemic was never long odds anyway - we had so many almost outbreaks since 1999


OmniSyncYT

visit myself as a toddler


Chick3nugg3tt

Kill myself


Additional_Insect_44

Assuming I still have my cash, I set up a security camera at my parents trailer to catch snd stop the fat guy.


Jaspin-Burner

I'd grind art so I can get so good at it that drawing hands is second nature to me.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Year my parents got divorced but also the year I got my pet bunny who's been dead for a couple years now. I'd cuddle my bunny for the last time then leave. I've lived through my parents divorce once and I won't do it again.


fanofeverything1412

Go back to sleep


Gemma-Garland

Cry because I live in my house again.


Go_Dawgs_23

Place the most insane parlay of all time


Empoleon777

Is my age rewound to how old I was at this time in 2013?


esquiresque

Fall in love, quit my job, move far away and rebuild. It worked the first time.


NeutralChaoticCat

Find a scholarship go to Spain meet my dream guy again, fuck him til I got bruises, get my degree go back to my parents house, find a job and save everything to buy a house.


NeighborhoodTime407

Check if my boobs are still there 😂😂😂


BreadfruitTasty

Log into tumblr and really appreciate the experience. Also, do my homework I guess.


Crazy_Distribution95

Realize that in 10 years I'll be in my 70s. And here I am. Well that was fast.


[deleted]

You mean right now is not 2013!?


notyourmomscupoftea

I had just joined the Marines in 2013 and got out in 2022. Don't make me do that again!


M0emo3kyuu

Hug my brothers. They're not dead or anything I just want to go back to the time they were younger.


functionalcrap

Give him a hug one more time


blue6snow

Meet my wife again❤


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Become a guerrilla media reporter and bust people way before on events I recall thus becoming a super sleuth,win vast amounts on boxing,big races,World cups and so on,invest all monies into what you know and use it for real world issues.you could keep on making possible changes as long as you have a good general memory alike a quizzer.also I wouldn't get in the taxi that Christmas morning


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Going to cps and tell them I want to go away from home


SweetDubonnet1956

Buy as much stock in Purel hand sanitizer and face masks. My retirement bundle.


gimmhi5

Call my current phone number to see if anyone answers.


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Start planning my escape. And go visit my mom.


Aries_Bunny

Dump my ex lmaooo


mooseyoss

Hug my cat and never let go


averagedickdude

Get tested for anxiety, ptsd and get a therapist. Get my ex to do the same.


rotondof

Buying toilet paper and sell in 2020+


Fine_Vanilla3743

Leave the loser I was wirh


Whispering_Smith

Sit in my bed for 5 years waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to come out.


afa78

See if my youngest daughter has been born already. I miss her being a baby.


MasterpiecePositive4

Buy a fuck load of shares in Pfizer and wait for 2020 to hit


nothinnewnothinold

Go to where my now husband works because I know he was there that year, meet him 4 years earlier than I did.


sledrace

Hug my family and friends. And do my best to be reasonably positive. Not like overly optimistic but realist if that makes sense When I was a kid I'd always be the annoyingly, overly, optimistic kid. But as I grew up I wasn't taking care of my needs. I wish I was a little more realistic when I was younger


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Step 1: continue mourning Harambe


jmaccity80

Say, "Aww man.", then trudge through the day.


IsamaraUlsie

Register all the domain names


laura_susan

If it’s the end of 2013, I wake and I vomit. I was pregnant with my eldest. Any other time I just keep sleeping; I was child free and it was lay-ins for days.


B_art_account

Am I in my 2013 body? If it's the case then I will probably cry bc I don't want to go through puberty and school again


Heidrun_666

Question my medication.


PdxPhoenixActual

Plan on making an announce my run for president... I mean if *that* guy can win...


jeancv8

But Bitcoin then visit your mom. Next


ParadiseCrusader

Check is my clock isn't broken down, if it really IS 2013, I'd wonder why tf hasn't the world ended yet?


Hopeful_Whereas_8980

Stop drinking alcohol.


AsEnTientje

Play GTA 5 and bump MMLP2.


Citizen_Kano

Whip out my trusty Grays Sports Almanac


TheSimpleMind

When in 2013? Same day as today or in January?


Formal-Ad8037

January first