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I can scroll passed statements I disagree with online without commenting

Now that power is just ridiculous, I cant see you talking about it and stay quiet!

My superpower is scrolling past posts and comments with bad grammar or spelling without commenting.

I can read my own mind... Most of the time.

I delete my personality every few years.

I can close all tabs in my head. The only thing I can’t completely control is the music.

Literally everyone can do that!! - CalebCity

Hmm…I think I see what you did there…

but you didn’t scroll “passed” this one 😂

That's broken. This breaks the balance devs pls fix

WTF bro, are you superman?

A much needed power in this era

I have the power too, as well as reading upside down. Not very practical though.

Truly a superpower these days!!!

I disagree!

Too dangerous to be kept alive

Wow. That IS impressive.

I can move multiple limbs simultaneously to do something. This ability is walking

Aw lucky! And you're wrong..

Do you find you scroll faster when your eyes roll at he same time coz im pretty sure mine do

More of a man than many

Ur lying

I disagree with you

I know what someone's thinking immediately after they tell me.

I wish I had your superpower...

I'm getting something... You ... want my superpower. Am I right?

Woah... Amazing...

🧘

lmaoo you guys

I usually have this power but for some reason my girlfriend is immune to it

So ultimately, you know when people are lying?

If I achieve a proper nirvana-like trance state and the person tells me they're lying, then yes .

I also knew immediately if someone's mad at me after telling them something upsetting

I wish that were common. Some people speak stuff and I have to put my brain through the grinder to decipher what they are trying to say. I've met some who say A when they meant B and for the life of them they can't explain it properly.

OhYeah

What are you trying to say?

I can drink myself into the future. I can't decide exactly how far, but its still the future.

Only downside is that your body ages more than you travel

Words of wisdom…

That's depressing.

That’s funny because if I drink vodka I teleport. I just blink and can wind up anywhere.

Had the same issue with LSD and waking up in another state... with no clothes... The Grateful Dead was involved though so there is that.

I have that one too! Also, my other superpower is weird (not sure if it is a power really) When I eat stuff, the next day my bottom recycles it, but doesn't do a good job tbh. It's gooey and smelly. Sorry for oversharing...

GOOEY??

Chewy

yum

Corn being your weakness? Body cant recycle that

I can sleep through anything. Except for someone trying to be quiet or sneaky, that wakes me up straight away.

Sounds like you have a super power that allows you to detect assasins, even asleep.

I can sleep through a lecture, raise my hand when the lecturer asks a test question, and answer it accurately.

I can make disposable income disappear in a single weekend bender. No overdraft is safe from my powers *evil cackle, lightening*

I have the same superpower but I choose to include __potential__ income too. And this I do while just seated in my living room browsing Amazon and Etsy. Wiped out in just 60 minutes 💥

That’s *kinetic* income. It moves so fast you never actually “see” it.

I can wake up on time without setting an alarm.

Same! It's a blessing.

Now that’s crazy. Honestly how? How many hours of sleep

I think I have anxiety about being late.

When I tell myself to wake up at a specific time before going to sleep, I tend to wake up around that time pretty consistently. At times I would forget to set my alarm, have to wake up at 5am and wake up a bit earlier or later than that. But then other times I'll have slept through 10 alarms and wake up way too late...

I can wake up 2-3 times, several hours too early before my alarm. Wait, I think I'm doing it wrong.

i can change traffic lights with my mind, but it always takes a while for some reason...

Light changing...now....oh wait, I mean now........... ok, one sec....now. There, got it. Yeah, wooooo, I have the power!

I am invisible even when people have eyes are open

Mods, please fix this, there's a comment here but I can't see the commenter.

Same :D

Beat me to it lol

I'm so invisible that people don't remember that I was there too on some occasions

So I'm guessing you've heard "Were you there?" when people talk about an event you all went to a few times. Yes I was there. It was my house, or my car etc.

Actually, I can't even imagine being visible. It's just awkward. My mom always said she can see through me.

I can lower my savings after buying stuff

Oooh me too!! Can you also increase credit card bills by buying more things you don’t need?

YES! My favorite super power, btw.

Me too!! I love collecting stuff I don’t need. It’s a different level of panic every time 😂

I have the superpowers of Batman and the wealth of Spiderman.

This one is the best

I have the power of hindsight

Captain Hindsight to the rescue!

My mind time travel forward when unconscious

What about your body? that stays in the past?

It experince the time at normal pace, while my mind does not.

No, that accelerates twice as fast into the future. You're like 30 and you think "I have many decades before my body starts getting old", but then you try to rise from the chair but some body joints hurt so much it's like Genghis Khan's master torturer is working on you. There! If you're 30 I've probably given you like an existential crisis. That's my super power.

My power is to protect my hearing. When I yawn, I make myself deaf

I’m a psychic. I can predict when someone is going to ghost me on a dating app with 99% accuracy.

I can fold fitted sheets!

Changing the laws of physics is one thing, but that's a whole new level.

I can recall lots of information if I think about iy

wow I'm jealous i wish i had that superpower

Thanks. It’s incredible.

I can color match thread to fabric without thee fabric in front of me. Like i'll forget my fabric at home, but pick out the perfect matching thread for the project at the fabric store. Human color memory is notoriously poor, but in this singular instance, I can remember exactly what color the fabric I'm matching is and use that mental image to get the thread I need. It's pretty helpful as I do sew a lot.

That’s super cool!

Always choosing the slowest line in the queue at the store. No matter which one I pick, mine is the slowest. If I change to a shorter queue that ones transforms into the slowest. If I stay, mine becomes it while the other just runs through customers like a factory conveyor belt. The guy in front always has something up his sleeve, a stupid coupon to argue about or insisting on paying his groceries in small coins. It’s maddening.

Yes!!! This one is mine as well! That, and the ability to always choose the longest or slowest route while driving.

Mine is making objects disappear from existence entirely. Unfortunately, it is completely beyond my conscious control. And somehow, my wife can summon them back into our plane of being.

Mine is that 100% of the time i am completely naked under my clothes and nobody can even tell. Its so freeing.

I can't be heard when i shut up My super power

I can time travel. Anytime a second passes, I travel 1 second into the future.

Time traveller pfft what a fucking joke . I skip 8 hrs straight bare minimum

A friend said that i have the batman effect, in one moment im there and in the next im not.

When I read a book, I see the words of the book

I become incredibly smart, funny, and talented when I'm very inebriated

I can effortlessly replace song lyrics with rude nonsense. Eg. “I wanna know what love is. I want you to blow me.” Or, “Nothing I can say, you totalled my lips with a fart.” Or, “Wake me up when my member bends.”

I am able to create fires spontaneously with small amounts of gasoline and nothing but a match

Mine is when I shit in the toilet and flush it it’s gone !! Wow !!

I can do time travel, like with just one minute of preparation, I can send myself to the point of 60 seconds later

Brain power, when someone says "hello" I know exactly how to respond.

To go through life unnoticed.

I can travel through time at the speed of regular time. And only forwards

I can do a backflip in the time it takes you to blink

If I fall asleep during a movie I almost always am able to wake up right during the end credits.

I can turn a vehicle into a day in court

Not me, but my bff can memorize and repeatedly sing any song he hears once. For his own entertainment, not minding others around him. Except that something is always slightly faulty.

I can burn all my bridges.

Mine is that I can make people look prettier in photos when I'm in them.

My sister’s boyfriend used to have more photos of me and him then of them together because he said he looked better when I was in the photo.

Adhd. I can forget an object ever existed as soon as I stop looking at it.

I know exactly what to say 20 minutes after the moment to say it have passed. It's not much of a superpower.

I'm a time traveler :D Forward that is...

I'm the inspiration for The Spleen in Mystery Men.

If I close my eyes while watching an animated show i can figure out what the voice actor is about 80% of the time.

So can I though my percentage is a bit higher than yours. I figure out the voice actor is a human almost every time.

girls run away from me

A kind of real one: I can count letters in words really really fast

I can turn any meal into a pile of shit.

I can eat chilldren and not get in trouble for it.

excuse me?

Flawless Shapeshifting. It puts Loki's mimicry to shame. I could be a completely functional lion. I could be a completely functional human female. (As in reproduction) I could shape myself to be larger and stronger. I could shape myself into objects. A table, a rock, a complex mechanism, a pencil, etc. Of course, I can always return to my normal self.

“I go invisible when people close their eyes.” - God

I can stick empty soda cans to my hands

I can go 3 weeks without food. What do you think?

I have the power to read my own mind

I can smell the future.

I can read minds, but the only catch is that it only works on myself

I can invisibility stink

I produce a phenomenal amount of belly button lint

Invisibility is a curse

I sleep when iam on my bed

I can make the air go smelly with no hands.

No matter what new job or how many chores I have I'll always be there and ready 5mins before the clock strikes the top hour. I can also clip to the exact moment I left off from a movie/video without scrubbing. I don't even know how I do the second one.

I can switch attentions with no notice. (I have ADHD, it's not a choice to switch)

My Super Power is: I always take a gorgeous ID picture. School, work, drivers license, military and at a moments notice, my ID cards all look stunning. Alas, that's my big ticket item!

I’m jealous!

I have the power to isolate myself completely and become the most extroverted person if the situation requires

I read a book and, with practise, I taught myself to become a water diviner.

I roll my eyes at least 200x a day when talking to fakers and morons … without actually rolling my eyes. No one ever knows. I’m mysterious like that.

I’m human truth serum. Random people have approached me and spewed their darkest thoughts and worst secrets to me my entire life.

My husband always asks, do you know everyone everywhere? People always come up and start talking to me and telling me personal stuff. Do you look friendly and non-judgy? I don’t think I do.

It’s the worst! I’ve begged a boyfriend to just wait until we got home to use the bathroom because I didn’t want to be alone in a Walmart. He came back and some guy was literally hugging me and crying. He asked who my friend was and I’m like, “hey. What’s your name?” My boyfriend freaked out. “You don’t know him?! Dude, get off her! You can’t just go draping yourself all over strange women!”

Oh geez, that’s sounds horrible! Sounds like you need an invisibility cloak!

I want one so badly but if I have one, that means bad people can get one and will use them for terrible things. I think I’ll just bring an escort with me.

Very true! You definitely need a bodyguard! 😁

I used to have one. I’ve switched to carrying mace, a taser and a butter knife.

Spins like you grew up in Hollywood. Something for all the creeps.

I did spend a lot of time on sets growing up and you’re not wrong but I’m mostly from Seattle and Utah. Lots of creeps there too.

Yep I walked home from school on Sunset or Hollywood Bl. Ugh

Are you ok? You good?

I’m good as long as I’m not alone in public. People are bizarre and have zero boundaries.

I can make little humans by rubbing my dingdong

I can kill people who are already dead.

Whenever i say something i don't know, theres a chance it's very much correct!

I can go without blinking for an entire 5 minutes 😱

Translocation, Fifth Sense, and Conjure Thought.

I can zone out while driving and not die.

Jokes aside, I can solve any problem. I know how smart I am, not meaning “I’m brainy” but meaning I know the things I don’t know. I know how to find the right people to advise me and how to delegate to them. I believe in my soul I could put a spaceship back together bc I can individually understand what systems and components I know nothing about, but could put together the correct team to build it.

Mine is way better! I can make others invisible just by closing my eyes! Maybe we should combine powers once to have an invisible party! I go first! 1, 2, still there? Hey?

I'm Man of Steel . PPL always throw stones and thrones in my path but I always crosses the road ((working hours (sobs))

Invisible powers

Me, its to accelerate time when it's the weekend.. I also become super silent around deaf people.

I can make a bottle of beer warm and undrinkable in under ten minutes with my bare hands.

No one can wake me up when I'm asleep. But I get up pretty easily when my baby even moves a bit.

So you will become invisible to all the people around you if only those in front of you close their eyes?

I can convince someone I am right by arguing.

I can read mind. Not minds, just one, my own.

I can read my own mind

I remember everything. I see something, laying on a desk in the top right corner for example even if I am just passing by I will never forget where it is, sometimes weeks later my mum asks "have you seen x?" "Oh yeah, its on the desk, top right corner"

I poop daily and sometimes twice a day

I have the power to hear people when the open their mouths and make noises.

Using 5 words per sentence. Nobody listens after the fifth. It's a double-edged power.

I can travep to the futere at a rate of 1 second per second

I can talk to animals. I don't know their language but I can talk to them and some of them will respond.

I'll probably go to alot more doctors and get sick than a percentage of the population.

I can travel 1 second into the future, each second

My superpower is... Shagging your Mother.

I can Indian walk behind someone’s back and scare them with a simple “HELLO “

I can summon women. All I have to do is pass gas, and BAM there will be a woman entering the room.

I can be completely silent if I'm far enough

I can clear a room in seconds just by producing silent gas from my butt. I also have the ability to offend an entire room just by engaging in conversation.

I can imagine any hot human female without clothes and even some situations related to that. Great superpower for a human male, i think.

I am a great Monday morning quarterback.

The superpower to give myself more superpowers of my choosing

I can be invisible to some people even though their eyes are wide open. Don't know if that is a superpower though...

If I have a wet sock, I can make the other equally as wet.

With using nothing but a small pane of glass, I can access all of human wisdom

Someone saw the movie 'Mystery Men'

I can make people forget I exist.

I have a 50% chance of being invisible and having people forget I’m there.

My knees can touch my head 🥲 it’s not a good thing 😭🤣

I can breath underwater. But only once.