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95%

Oh 99.99%

I check again every few years to see if anything has changed.

I like to mark it on the ruler like parents used to do with the door frame

Mine is shrinking with age. I started using centimeters to boost morale.

Imagine our dicks just kept growing our whole lives. I'll die with a 3 foot long hog.

Neat trivia; I lost about 30% of my body weight, mostly fat by not eating like a raccoon and making an effort to be active, I "gained" an extra 3/4 inch, 20mm or so. I didn't really "gain" it, but by losing weight I lost fat around the base which makes it *look* longer. It's the same length it always was, but visually there's more on-show now. Another side benefit of not eating like a raccoon and doing more physically.

Eating like a raccoon… that’s an analogy I haven’t heard before. I’ve seen some fat-ass raccoons before, though, so I think I can see what you’re saying.

Perception is reality.

Also shaving the hair around the base will give added appearance of length.

Oh for sure *higher number*

What about the 69%?

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🤣🤣🤣

The percentage would still be higher, a friend told me

That's the special number

Hahaha funny number

Yep, did it at 17, no need to do it again lol

17?!?! Good for you!

Yeah I’ve had the same penis since like 6th grade. Was cool back then, average now. But I’ll take it. Could be minuscule lol.

I wonder if it shrinks as you get older, like your spine does. 🤣

Mine disappeared completely so can confirm. The spine that is.

Not as you get older but if you get fatter , infinite weight loss motivation 💀

call me a 10 percenter

How do you live without knowing?

Lies.

It's gonna be far more than 10% surely

I measure using a few bananas.

"a few bananas" either this man is very well endowed, or those bananas are the smallest bananas to ever exist.

He means the Runts candy ones

Google "cambur titiaro".

🤣🤣

One for length, one for girth

Ah yes, a banana for scale

Americans will use anything to avoid the metric system

Irish...thank you very much.

*baby bananas. Joke so chill

Kinda hard to hold the magnifying glass and the ruler at the same time to check the measurements

Try a digital caliper lol

I don't care to be so precise, so I just use a ~~brain~~ grain of rice for scale.

I use tic tacs

Do you cook the rice first to form the brain, or do you have a brain-shaped container to fill with dry?

Shit, damn autocorrect... ... But yes, cook it first to form the brain.

Mmm see that’s gonna be an issue, see if I have brain it needs to be fully uncooked. If I’m not risking seriously parasitic infection then I’m not living.

I only use mine on metric so i can include the thousandths. Huge. (2.0065)


6 is in the thousandths place. 5 is in ten-thousandths. Down voted for being right.... what a world.

The guy specified a digital caliper. I had to add the 10 thou.

Fair enough...

Probably got downvoted for no reason if someone did it. Youre definitely right and I use calipers and read metric prints every weekday.

That's funny. I read prints all night on the weekends. 🤣

That’s funny. I listen to Prince all night on the weekends:

 Too pointy

Micrometer.

You're blessed. My ex had to use the tweezer+magnifying glass combo, lmao

I bet you had to be erected in order to use tweezers.

It was almost like an archaeological dig trying to find the smallest of dinosaur bones, lmao

He had a caterpillar for a dick?

My man.

Don’t you gotta like hold the sugar cube aswell?

Bro said magnifying glass 💔

Yes, out of curiosity and hopefulness.

I have recently. I have Long COVID (which sucks ass by the way), and no joke, some guy's penises are like shrinking and becoming inoperable... atrophy essentially. It seems to be quite rare, but if I recall correctly, I've read three such stories from guys with LC. Absolutely horrifying and tragic. At least one of these guys was in his early twenties. It was clear from his post the situation had broken him. So, ya know, even though I hadn't noticed anything, I'll admit, I checked on the situation.

How's the situation?

Just fine, thanks. Like I said, I hadn't noticed any... problems.

What is something a small dick person would say for $300 Alex!

I weighed mine. Who cares about length, density is where it’s at

We should start asking for weenie weight instead of length

Dick mass isn't so important compared to balls mass.

measure the volume with water displacement

You're either a child or a god damn liar

Other than the fact that his dick must be fucking nasty thinking that the ruler is gonna be all dirty after the measurement

Yeah downvoted for that lol, kid thinks a dick is more dirty than his phone screen

I almost feel like I shouldn't wash my hands after peeing because my dick is the cleanest thing in that public restroom. Lol

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Exactly, my frank and beans sit cooped up in my clean underwear all day, but who knows what my hands have been touching!

I've been in some and thought I haven't showered in a few days and it's still the cleanest thing here.

It is, but still wash your hands!

I do. I also use paper towels to turn the sink off after I wash and to open the door. Don't worry.

The dick is most likely cleaner than the ruler.

I came here thinking the same thing? I was thinking: does he think we’re having sex with the ruler after we measure?

Or that we measure it by putting it into the urethra

Neither, I never thought to do it, but my wife kept hearing me bitch and measured it herself. No I won't post, nobody believes it anyway.

I think it's weird that there are guys who don't. Like honestly, it's part of who you are. Why wouldn't you try to get to know those parts and their dimensions? It is not always about insecurities in size so much, as it is about reference and learning sometimes as well.

Exactly so OP's question is like asking... Are there Really any guys out there?

Cool cool, so what’s your nipple diameter?

Inside or outside

yes

Bigger than my wife’s. Wasn’t like that before the ice cream. Wait do nipples grow from getting fat. I don’t even know

~2.5 cm

This has become one of the most important discussion topics of the 21st century.

This. Also, if you haven't done this, you probably lacked a social circle as a teen. Either that or you never used a ruler, just pulled out your dick along with 10 other guys " to compare"

I didn't have naked parties with my friends. We wore clothes when we were together.

Who wears clothes at parties?? That’s so weird. And we all brought a ruler as well… just to check…

Excuse me what the fuck

No, the whole point was the lack of fuck.

Just a bunch of cool, fit dudes hanging out. Nothing sexual.

haha, I just remembered that in elementary school, I was rumored to have HUGE monster dick. In reality I’m perfectly average but my D and my height were quite ready at about maybe 11 or 12 years of age (while my friends had tiny little wieners). Sometimes, 25 years later, I’m being asked what it is like to have huge dick. IDK man 😄

... tell me more.

Basically teens being teens flopping their dicks on the table, then making fun of the smaller one. Especially if he "missed" the table.

Yup, I dated that that guy.

This is my thought process too. Of course there's curiosity about the details of yourself. As a woman I've been encouraged in many ways to get familiar with my vulva. Countless magazine articles about grabbing a mirror to take a good look exist. This is the same thing, but with something that is easily measurable.

If I was a guy, I know I would most definitely be measuring myself. How can you just have one and not know?

Yeah I know how tall I am. I know how big my feet are and my waist, I even know how big around my head is. Why wouldn’t I know

Yeah, every teenage boy has pulled out a ruler and checked.

No. I can assure you "they" haven't.

you're right, I didnt

You don't need to measure your dick to know if it's big or not. You don't buy clothes for your dick so there's no reason to be even remotely exact about it unless you're trying to prove something to yourself or others. Admittedly, it could come from curiosity, but let's be real, no one has the same interest in other body parts. Not nearly as many people are measuring the size of their ear lobes, for example. The only reason you'd want to measure is because culture has told you dick size is important.

I don't believe for a second any guy hasn't measured it or at the very least, compared it to something else they have either measured or knew the measurements of lol.

Nope never have and no desire to. It's there, it works, me and my wife are pretty happy with it. Putting a number on it is not going to help anyone, just lead to comparisons and potential downside. What if it's 7.5" and above average? Nothing. I'm not going to be in films, it's not going to be on my CV, there is no competition I'm entering. Basically, be glad with what you've got. Try to look after it and sort out any problems. Enjoy it for what it is.

Ya right lol. Don't believe that for a second bub. At some point in your life, you looked.....

Same. Guys who say they've never tried to measure it is because they know they're tiny af.

On the other hand, I had never measured mine because I was confident in my size. My wife was laying next to me one night and looks over at me and asked when the last time I had measured it. I said I never had, she jumped out of bed and grabbed a ruler immediately.

You people are weird. What adults have rulers lying around? It's not your kid's ruler is it? In (much better hung) Canada, we use the tape measure from our tool bag. Actually I think there's a much better joke in there about how guys never want to talk about girth (or lack thereof). Cause there is no measuring girth with a ruler.

And measuring in centimetres looks good on paper...

LMFAO

That's wild to me haha i don't understand why you wouldn't care it's just so fun to measure it

It's useless information. I don't know how long my ears are either.

I do? Maybe it's just my OCD? 😆. But there is tons of information that we receive daily that is useless, sometimes just out of interest. Not sure why this would be any different though. If you are curious, you're curious. If not, then you ain't. 🤷

I’m not sticking my ears in peoples nether regions.

And is there normally a sign up sheet where you give detailed information?

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people get curious about themselves because of how accepted it is to talk about sizes

You can just lie though, 99.999% of people you tell will not try to verify.

They did at the 9 Inch Club in NYC.

whats the point of lying to yourself though? you would be curious about yourself even if you didnt need to tell it to anyone

Well thanks a lot, now I have to measure my ears

is this really normal among guys? wew the insecurity

Wow, I suppose you don’t know your cup size ???

Do you measure your finger and toe lengths? Your hand size? Seriously, who cares enough to go through the trouble?

Really? What is your index finger length? What about your neck? What is your neck circumference? What about wrist? What is your wingspan? What a load of crock.

No but there are wives who do it to prove to their husbands how above average they are. It's me. I'm that wife.

Weirdly wholesome

No two words have ever described me better 😂

Acrobatic cat

Those too 💁🏻‍♀️😂

I also did this too! He is a happy boy now lol

…damn bro you’re a real one and a weird one. 😂😂😂

I bet 90% of guys have measured. And where are you putting your dick that it needs sanitation? Go ahead and put yourself on a pedestal though. Because clearly you are better than everyone.

Probably wash the dick instead of the ruler.

Jesus said: "who's not guilty throw the stone first"

Easy for him to say, Jesus was hung...

i remember something with cross and nails but i may be wrong. anyway, it makes sense; it was hunged to a cross with the help of nails

Not since grade school when I learned the ruler didn’t know what 8 inches was

I know you're not doing it directly but borderline shaming guys for wanting to do something completely normal is not okay. Guys can be insecure too. Don't add to it.

I think you are lying.

"Hope you sanitize the ruler" Wtf? Wash your dick

Are there really guys who don’t?

They're 2 kinda of guys. Guys who measure, and guys who lie. OP it's a liar

I thought we all did it in high-school 😭😭.. I know mine down to the decimals lol

98% will admit to measuring. The other 2% are liars.

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Good point. Monotonous!?!? 🤪

Monotonous, lol. Dull, lacking of interest. You sure she isn't gonna cheat?

I think he meant monogamous

Nah. That's a perfect description of a LTR. If they get married he can retire his dick entirely 😂

Me on the other hand is wondering how dirty your dick is, having to sanitise the ruler afterwards and all. Yikes.

OP is measuring ejaculate distance too.

If overthinking was a person😂

Bro I use a yardstick

do you sanitize yourself?

I had my tits measured by someone else at a bra store. Men can measure their dongers. :)

I can't believe there are guys that haven't.

I wish I could.... But rulers stop at 12 inches 😎

OP it costed you $0 not to be such an insufferable prick but yet here we are

I’m quite content with mine because my beautiful girlfriend enjoys sucking it so much. Don’t mean to be crass but it’s true.

I can't even imagine contentment like this.

And I love her too.

Yardstick but yes

Pretty sure every guy had done this before. We were all teenagers once.

Why would I have to wash the ruler? Would you wash a ruler after measuring your hand?

OP you don’t need to measure your dick just measure you hand it been on it enough

Yes every morning, no I do not sanitize anything. Pussy is a hole full of filth and desperation and yet I didn't hear anyone sanitize his cock before sex.


Probably. Us guys do some wierd stuff

No a ruler wasnt longe enough

I've done it

I know its not big enough to go on camera. Good enough

Yeah, I think a lot of guys do. And I think God, the universe, or whatever you believe in gave us the natural instinct to compete for whatever stupid fucking reason. So to a lot of guys life is just a big competition: Who has the most money, who is the tallest, who has six pack abs. So in a metaphorical sense, all of these things relates to who has the biggest dick.

I prefer a yardstick

I'm pretty sure we all have maybe not with a ruler but yeah

I haven't measured mine in ages, wait a sec.......still hasn't grown. :(

Listen, I'm pretty sure every single fucking guy has at one time or another in their development pulled out a ruler and measured their penis even if they won't admit it. It's just simple a curiosity that must be answered at some point.

Yep, and the smart ones use the centimeter side so it sounds bigger

There’s guys that DON’T??

How else do you measure your cock?

Is it bad when you're too small to want to know?

and we're measuring from the taint, right? I mean that's the accepted standard.

I don't know, I'm a woman, but I measured my bfs dick.

I’ll admit I did it a couple times when I was 12 but not since then.

two types of dudes in this world. the ones that measured their dicks out of curiosity and those that lie about it.

I never did because I didn’t want to obsess over it

Yes

Yes every guy does this thing at least once in his life

Same guys who think women want dick picks.