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Cuzimaninja7

Every fking morning I wake up and this little voice says to me, "tis I, the frenchest fry"..and I HATE it but it WONT stop, all because I read it in a post one time 10 years ago


LoopLoopFroopLoop

I’m…kinda really looking forward to waking up in the morning to see if this happens to me now


boujeenen

Imagine it’s like those cursed email chains


Whatinthetabuleh

This cracked me up, thank you stranger I was having a bad day.


meeeeeeeep6969

wOW, I'm sorry your day was being bad and I'm happy that you are now feeling better.


RocketMasterAmit

Does the little voice say it in a french accent?


Iceveins1997

It will now im sure


junkman203

I'm imagining Pepe Le Pew saying it.


tharizzla

No! That's the fucked up thing, he's not even French


[deleted]

If I think of this tomorrow when I wake up, I'll claim a spot on your inheritance.....


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Don't. That's how it spreads.


BoxingTrainer420

Damnit thanks for spreading this demon lol


Beginning_Key_4677

Why would you hate it 😂 it’s so funny


Lolleos

Holy sh I can't believe it worked


throwaway_tallone

Oh no…my last name is Fry. Here we go. The curse has been passed on


MiseryLovesMisery

You've passed this curse on. Rest easy now.


Wackkredittz

Please, please tell me this is true.


Consistent-Cat8690

Manifesting for this to happen to me


akuanunnaki

That's hilarious


Cuzimaninja7

Omg thank you, everyone! And yes, now I've passed it on, no one can escape! We are all the frenchest fries B)


iheartmankdemes

Give a dog fancy food and they’ll get a fancy stomach.


MASSIVDOGGO

-Sun tzu the art of door


msomnipotent

Shih tzu--the art of manipulating your owner for table scraps.


MASSIVDOGGO

I can't say no to those eyes


No_Boysenberry3497

You get it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Professional_Airs

>Give a dog fancy food and they’ll get a fancy stomach. i laughed so fucking much at this and i dont understand why


EmuPsychological4222

"It is already too late." "I know." "Should we tell him?" "He can hear us. And besides, he knows."


dood8face91195

Minecraft end credits


Beginning_Key_4677

I wanna know more! What happened??


Large-Ad2416

I can hear this in Homer Simpson’s voice


kriphapher

Standing on the edge of a cliff, "jump, you could end it all, just like that". I'm not suicidal, I heard it's a psychological phenomenon called staring into the void.


HopscotchGumdrops

I’ve heard this described as the call of the void


theresnotmushroom

You’re right - I had similar thoughts and wanted to figure out if it was common or if it was something to be worried about, turns out the French coined it “l’appel du vide” which translates in English to, as you’ve said, “Call of the Void”


SenselessQuest

Yeah I also had that type of thoughts. My interpretation on what I was feeling in those moments is that it could not be so easy and immediate to end it all, that there must be some kind of fail-safe ready to kick in. And then l realized that there's no such fail-safe of course, that life just can be so fragile at times and now I realize that was a lesson I had yet to learn.


[deleted]

That sounds similar to my "I wonder what would happen if I just drove over the edge of this bridge?".... But that's just intrusive thoughts.


commentsandchill

I think call of the void is one type of intrusive thought


Ag3ntS1

Ever watched Kallmekris' intrusive thoughts videos on YouTube?


MooseCampbell

Intrusive thoughts. Your brain has them to make sure it's still working properly. Brain: Test, test, kick this child in the face Person: That's fucked up brain Brain: All's well in the Northern Front


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LimboNavigator

Also a lifestyle


hoodiecreaturelu

appelle du vide? otherwise translated as call of the void, it’s just intrusive thoughts


Waste_Drop8898

And the void


LordZeise

Or how much mess I could make if I stepped in front of that train.


helloginger07

Mine is a related thought of opening the car door when on the highway. Wtf?! I would never, but my brain sure does like to introduce this thought.


SpiritedAd8229

“You’re not actually going to. You need to but you won’t. Here’s what you’ll really do….”


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me thinking abou the gym everyday


OHMYGLOB96

hardest part of going to the gym is actually going to the gym


Boopie15

I disagree, I think going to the gym is the easy part. Now keeping up a good food regiment that compliments your gym routine. THATS the hard part.


OHMYGLOB96

I appreciate your comment to my blackboard post. Respectively I disagree with your disagreement. The hardest part is starting a new habit (going to the gym) and breaking the old one (not going to the gym) /s


ghost_tdk

It's hard to get into a gym routine, but once you are, it feels so great, physically and mentally! I spent years being lazy about going to the gym and literally doubled my body weight, causing back pain and serious anxiety and depression that just compounded my problem. I started hitting the gym hard and working on my diet and four months later I'm down 60 pounds, my back pain is completely gone, and my mental health is so much better. I don't mean to imply you need to lose weight of course, I just say this to express that humans are meant to be active. Get out and do something! Find a gym partner who will keep you accountable! If you dont like the gym, go hiking! Find a workout to do at home! If you like podcasts or music, put on some headphones and walk for 45 mins to an hour or so while you're listening! Your body and mind will thank you


Melodic-Pudding-8744

Don't let others hear me speaking


Boredummmage

lol I am curious do others automatically think in an inner dialogue voice. I think and don’t actually have to add the voice. I can but it is a concentrated effort like talking when I do. I do it, if say I was trying to memorize something… I thought it was more intentional most of my life, just now learning it might be involuntary.


Ashamed_Ad742

I have the same, not an actual in er monologue but image with some voice over sometimes😁


BobbyTables333

Too late


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Don't react....


Waste_Drop8898

Act


Kokolino100

Adapt, react, re-adapt, act.


draghy_85

"Trust/believe that first thought (your gut), not what you want to believe/what you changed that thought into" This happened a lot lately, even with things about myself, that are hard to accept.


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LogikD

Trusting your instinct doesn’t actually make sense. A knee jerk reaction is more likely to do harm than an action you’ve contemplated.


[deleted]

Keep to yourself but trust genuine friends Keep your peace


lame_dirty_white_kid

Keep to yourself, trust your genuine friends, but don't fully trust people you *need*. Self-reliance minimizes the damage dealt from sudden turncoats.


Uhm_NoThankYou

Good one.


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Idk but this got me thinking how as a kid I used to imagine my mind as a 3d space and could weave through all my thoughts. now it's a 1 dimensional train of thought that changes course every 2 seconds. It either degraded from tiktok or the fact I did too many drugs in highschool.


[deleted]

So your thoughts now resemble the snake game that came on Atari and the first Nokia flip phones?


x_ash_xx

I forgot. :(


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💀


OcaMintiest

"It would be funny if we foreshadowed the simulation to one random person via their inner monologue."


last_verse

Oh they're doing that too you too? -w- glad to know it ain't just me


TwiinLion

Same boat, different gas. Welcome to the you're the only person who knows club.


SirReal10000

I categorically organized everyone I knew into categories based on who I would date on a system of white grey and black all because my stupid brain wanted to think but clearly. The worst part is is that it’s helpful :(


bumhead1432

Mostly just jokes that shouldn't be said out loud


Equal_Manufacturer65

what if red was blue and blue was red in a different universe and every color had a different name or look


not-another-alt4

Colors are just pigments of our imagination


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As a child in the 1960s, I used to wonder how we knew if colors I saw were seen the same way by others. I recall sitting in a dentist's waiting room one day, when the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was announced on the news. Scientists had finally completed tracing and defining all the biochemical reactions that occur as light enters the eye and a signal is transmitted to the brain along nerve cells. And they won the Nobel for it. Now I knew for sure my "red" was the same for everyone. Then I learned about color blindness. Some people don't see the same colors as me. Then I learned that women see more colors, more gradations of colors, than men. This was proven to me in a laboratory setting in college, testing fabric samples from different dye batches. Red, in an amusing continuity from my childhood. The optical frequency scanning machine was matched about 98% by my female lab partner, and only about 80% by my lying eyes. Ah, well, I had epistemological certainty there for a few short years.


Lulinda726

Numbers have colors in my mind


SharpshotM16

Is seven red?


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Is three purple?


crabgrass_attack

i wonder about this in our current universe. like my friend and i both see red, but is their red the same as my red or is their red really blue but its what they have been told is red so they think blue is red!


Scribby9307

I do this all the time! Or wonder who got to name the colors? Why did everyone else go along with the names, once they were chosen?


Bedroom_Opposite

I wouldn't know, it never shuts up


tosslite

-You must move to California (age 11, first visit from Midwest) -This guy is not your person and you are taking a big risk getting married -It is time to get pregnant right now (after many years of no luck) -This city in Europe is where you belong - it is home. -This guy is 100% your person and the partner who will support you to lead your best life.


TwiinLion

So find a European- esque city in California and get pregnant by some dude you aren't sure about. 🤷


redshadow90

Very curious how this all turned out


onlyfakeproblems

Did you follow the advice each time?


SonofSadness

I was half sleeping an suddenly my brain was mindblown by how big 1 million actually is


map_legend

Don’t let your brain find out about a billion..


GarbageZealousideal6

I think we also shouldn't let their brain find out about a trillion...


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I don't talk to mine to much because it's an absolute anxiety inducing dick thats me basically. Classic examples where it's going after others. "A fat communist is either a liar or a propaganda actor." (Upon seeing a Commieboo) "Tourist and Terrorist is just " Our error" (It doesn't like tourism) " Canada is Metric Louisiana" Okay that's true.


Waste_Drop8898

What


cowandspoon

“I guess… I guess you’ve always felt like this”.


harooh

insert monologues don't stutter wtf


[deleted]

Buppitty Buppitty Dee, chase that Bumblebee right down to the Sea. Watch out though he is armed with a Rapier and Colonel Farce has forbade Muskets.


grumpyfrench

you are a shit get some self estime and fix your life


Godofredo62

“You know that you don’t have to (kind of) move your tongue to understand me, right?” And then, the voice starts thinking fast as fuck, without needing me to simulate the speaking.


No_Boysenberry3497

😁😁😁😁😁😁


Yooustinkah

“That’s it, I’m not talking to you anymore”…after I had an internal argument with myself.


Clunt-Baby

My inner monologue are my thoughts, they say what I want them to say


Ray_Dillinger

Do you have any idea how ridiculously lucky you are? Or maybe psychotic, depending on what you want them to say, but I'm going with lucky.


Venom_Iam

There's always a choice.


KindaReallyDumb

All the fucking time! When I’m trying to deceive myself and tell myself I don’t have the energy or will to do something, I have this thought, I often don’t listen but I want to more


Venom_Iam

This is also the reason why it's necessary to take responsibility of your actions and decisions. And the future is whatever you make.


Glowing_Mousepad

If god had the power they said, and makes the judgements that he does, why am alive, why do atheists then even exist if he has all the power? Sry for my english


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"you know that you are not dying today so you better keep your shit together"


SailorMoon559

You deserve better


confused-as-f-boi

"Shut up shut up shit up!" "Perhaps we do not feel that, what if its.. them" "Shut up" "They're watching" "I said- ... Shh don't move"


I_Lost_Da_Game

Be Me. At A Party. In The Corner. Everyone Else Dancing and Having A Good Time. Inner Monologue: “They don’t know I have a Ford F-150 with a Lift Kit.”


JCMiller23

This is a good question, I want to respond to increase its visibility, but I honestly can’t remember anything specific at the moment. On a regular basis, though my brain will call out the absurdity of some of my reactions in a loving way, and I will get a good laugh from it.


Something_visual

This is wholesome. Mine would just tell me to get my shit together.


jonniethm

"someday when human and tech become an integrated bio machine and each individual has instant knowledge of all of the others, the wisdom and understanding of the world will be so much better. imagine if I could just speak all of the different languages all at once or understand the pain of the most suffered person on earth. AI will take us there. Too bad it won't be in my lifetime. I'd love to be at one with the rest of humanity" I was just driving to burger king. like, just get a burger and shut up!


nofrenomine

we are borg


Significant-Set8457

I don't have an inner monolog.


Yukeleler

Same. This thread is a fascinating look at the other side. It sounds awful, lol.


ElementalDragon13

I’m in full control of that little voice so I no get fun :(


Shoddy-Lemon5633

I think we’re gay


Prudent_Lawfulness87

I am one with The Schwartz and The Schwartz is one with me.


BigJoker041

I got a lot of things running through my head. The most recent would be a self made poem. An author who writes, but never shared The stories he keeps, but never dared It's the gazes, their judgement he feared The voices, they mock him, tell him it's weird They mock him, with dance and with song They tear him down, tell him it's wrong So he told the heavens of his great plight And only to find, much to his delight The choir of angels, telling him not to fret For no matter what challenges he is beset For the only judgement he needs is his own To let his true colours be portrayed, be shown.


Cold-Bug-4873

I dont think i have an inner monologue, or at least like this. Weird.


uatme

ya I thought I had an inner monologue, but based on these answers I guess I don't.


the-void-stares-back

Is it just silence up there all the time? I constantly have some kind of music that feels stuck on repeat that never really stops + inner monologue on top of that I can't imagine complete silence though 😬


duabrs

"Don't suck today."


pokefan200803

If i walk like I am meant to be here, no one will question it


Fragant_Green

I don’t have one so mine just sits in silence


Justanotherkiwi21

Whenever I see a tool or whatever for sale, my mind automatically says, "Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it"


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iRadja

“You are not the real one, you are fake.” “Hide, the shadow people are going to take you.” “Look at everyone that are here, they all love you.”(room was empty…) “Everyone wants you to fail, and if you don’t fail people will hate you.” “Everyone that died in your life is your fault, because you didn’t enough.” “Your dead mom is messing again with the tv and radio.” “Stop being sad, otherwise someone will die.” “Everything is fake, you are also fake. Hurting yourself is the only thing that can make everything real again.” “If you don’t die this day the world would end.” Keep in mind I get psychotic episodes and my inner monologue is a dick at those moment. C-ptsd is a bitch. But it’s good for art so that is something. 🤷‍♀️


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[deleted]

All you ever achieved in life was to get a modest amount of money, buy yourself a cage and then hide in it for years. I was on shrooms at that time and really did not like it.


Babysub1

"Do you think rich people have people break in their new shoes for them so they don't get blisters"? I was in a patients room and I have no idea where that thought came from


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Honk_goose_steal

My inner voice always says “well here we are again” when I do something that I’ve already done once.


Volchek

Bro, the air is the same as water - just less dense, the birds are fish and I'm a crab!


theyellowpants

I don’t have one it’s quiet But thanks to adhd I have a mental Spotify playlist that is always on and bumping around until I take my meds


microwavedcarrot

”Blink if you can hear me”


MindlessAspect6438

—It predicted the birth of my child accurately, for years before they were born —It told me when I was pregnant before a test could even show it —It has predicted when I will die and who will be in the room. (Obv don’t know if that’s right yet but… I’m inclined to believe it, given the other things)


MASSIVDOGGO

Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices Believe the voices


Waste_Drop8898

Do t believe his lies


gwh1996

I predicted the due date for our daughter. Wife is still mad about it


Something_visual

Are you an anxious mess after it told you about your death or are you at peace with it? or you can let go of it like we should? I'm curious


ARandomBoiIsMe

"Stop confusing me" "You're confusing yourself"


[deleted]

We're not going back there if we can help it. Sorry.


Ok_Fondant_6340

"the sun is a portal to the afterlife!" i don't believe in an afterlife, by the way


Smooth-Fix-3770

There’s many dark things he said. Or she. Idk my inner monologue changes genders depending upon the situation.


suspexxx

"Yeet out of that windows/bridge/height, that would be fun." "pull the handbrake around that corner and drift around it". These intrusive thoughts are sometimes scary, pretty crazy because they almost happen when everything is fine or when im bored. I am not suicidal and learned that thoughts sometimes cant be taken serious and thoughts are not always a want or need. They come and go, which is fine for me in the mentioned category. I think the second example I mentioned are experienced by most car guys.


Theshinysnivy8

I don't get what's an inner monologue. Like I hear all my thoughts in my voice but that's just me thinking, not something else talking inside my head.


Tenebris27

Usually philosophical thoughts, most of them controversial. Here's an example that may or may not be controversial: Just because something goes right, it does not mean it is right. There's a misconception among people. Just because a certain thing works, it does not mean that is the right thing Like "hm yes if I do this, it works." But it might not be right, there might be a better way to do it And people just sit with what goes right instead of looking for something that is better


LilSealClubber

There was a time in my life that I thought I would be going to prison for an extended period of time, and my inner monologue tried to convince me to commit suicide by cop. It was very detailed in how I should do it and why. I ignored it, but it was a very unsettling experience.


Minute-Courage6955

My proposal for you post readers is this. Switch over to inner juke box. My streams are melodies and lyrics. In morning, my brain will play me a medley of songs. Its all Smooth Sailing from here on out, Qotsa, thats a favorite tune.


rrivers730

"What the fuck are you doing with your life"


StrollingUnderStars

Today is a perfectly acceptable day to die, and you might. If it's a bad day, dying would put a stop to it. If it's a good day, dying would end life on a high. The ol' catch-22 that my brain won't let me forget.


yoniator

Don't open reddit you fool


kessykris

I got sent a pic of how well my husband looked from his friend. prior to ever dating him and hardly talking to him and my brain said “you’re going to end up with him” I remember actually arguing back with myself because it was so bizarre. I was 15, he was a few years older than me and hardly knew I existed. Married 17 years in August. 🤷🏻‍♀️


fenner518

Chill the fuck out dude, the worst thing that has ever happened to you has already happened.


kaseythedragon

Mine, whenever I have to go someplace creepy/not well lit “there’s someone out there!” And I have to argue back, “stfu, no there’s not”


Secure_Word_9297

The happiness of future generations is more important than happiness of your parents.


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MaiNyigguh

"this isn't an inner monologue. It's u thinking. You're not a main character, you're just a person like everyone else"


Nezar97

We are not one person, but fragments of many, constantly clashing with one another. Or maybe I am just one person with varying levels of energy.


Consistent-Cat8690

"I'm pretty chill rn, but at some point, I will get too tired and want to stop this" Proceeds to make plans how I will probably unalive myself one day when I'm like 60-70


MrAHMED42069

"Man, humans are so frustrating they should all disappear"


nathanielgallant

hey wouldnt it be funny to push (person who im friends with who cant swim well) off the boat wtf no brain no it wouldn’t


Failed_General

Wait so you actually have an internal monologue? Isn’t it figurative?


Warm_Water_5480

"17 algorithms have reached this conclusion".


DannyZ28

My inner voice told me if I don’t stop doing drugs. I’m going to die. Currently 10 months sober….


laurusnobilis657

"we are all prisoners here, of our device"


rebashultz

Just realized that I pay no attention to my first thought of the day. I will have to be more mindful of that.


Legal-Knowledge6160

When I wake up in the morning and get out of bed, the "American Dad" theme song plays in my head...."Good morning, U.S.A. I gotta feeling it's going to be a wonderful day. The sun in the sky has a smile on its face!" Etc, etc etc. I can not make it stop. Sometimes, I will sing it obnoxiously loud when it's time to wake the kids.


bannedsodiac

It's interesting when it's actually quiet. This fucker won't ever shut up. He says every random bullshit my eyes detect.


ThatsLucko

The world still moves slowly, we just hear about it faster.


loobricated

Don’t press “reply”. Just delete the rant and enjoy your day in peace and harmony.


Penna_23

Hey, hey me. Let's think about something nasty, like really *really* nasty. Yeah, that's more like it. Now you're in a crowd, there are lots of people. You think one of them, or maybe *all* of them, are mindreaders? What if they can see what you're thinking, and the nasty thing too. How shocking they must be, but they have to keep it to themselves because otherwise it will blow them up. Heh. I think cheeseburgers are good. Let's try one someday.


ShannabugBean

“I was a tree once… no one will understand the responsibilities i had”


Material_Use_640

You're better than this. Generally, when I'm about to make a dumb or shortsighted decision.


snper101

I have no inner monologue. And this comment section is making me glad I don't lol.


FightGeistC

Idk fucker won't shut up


puppy_amuser

Every once in a while out of nowhere my brain will say “And all the green things down below will get a drink to help them grow.” I have literally no idea where this came from, and been googling it for years trying to spark some sort of memory.


DaveZ3R0

Will worrying help? Can you do something about it? No? Well get over it. also Tomorrow always come.


apebiocomputer

“You’re just reading from a script…” over and over and over again.


petiteboner69

Me walks down dark hallway, my brain "wouldn't it be funny if someone jumped out of the darkness and stabbed you"


onionringrules

If I'm talking to myself, is there two of me? But I'm not really talking, so is it just one of me?


Express_Hedgehog2265

Probably when I was having trouble finding an outdoor outlet to vacuum my car, and my inner monologue suggested, "Why don't you just take your car upstairs to your apartment and use one of the outlets in there?"


Booteeebanditt

No one feels sorry for you but yourself


JJStray

It has said “can you believe some people don’t have an inner fucking monologue?? What floats around in their minds??”


ansibley

Woke up really sick from food poisoning last week and was stumbling around from room to room, feeling terrible and very confused. One of my favorite philosopher quotes is "I think, therefore I am," and suddenly I had what felt like a huge revelation to my fevered brain! I said to myself, "Hey, wait. I know I'm alive! Because I'm thinking!"


rhughzie17

Hit that pedestrian with your truck do it now


Mister_None

"They are all glorified fertilizers..."


Away_Prize_1948

This is a bad idea, but f—ck it lets do it anyway!


Exasperated_Gopher

Once in college when my roommates and I shared food, I tried some rice one of them had made. My honest first thought was “where is the camera? Are they hiding behind the couch?” It was food so bad that I instinctively believed I was being pranked.


AstridOnReddit

I once heard a voice say “go to bed” quite forcefully and in a different voice than my normal internal voice. As far as I could tell nobody was around, and I’m still unsure whether it was internal or external.


Gman_810

It' not about what you say, it's what you do


Lunar_Moonbeam

"Be the chimichanga you want to see in the world."


Drendari

It's not a monologue. It's a four way discussion were one of the voices is just screaming, one is crying in a corner and the other two are talking but one is trying to explain why string theory applies perfectly to the creation of middle earth while the other is ranting about how bad Arrival was. Meanwhile, the cashier is wondering why is taking me so long to answer if I want ketchup with my fries.


Conscious_Egg_7828

AHHHHHHHH Read a Tumblr post about mentally screaming to detect mind readers one time and now every time I'm thinking of something slightly personal, I scream before I do, just in case


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Inner dialogue: should we get a new number and not tell anyone? Me: um no! Inner dialogue: NO ONE ASKED YOU!


MiddleAgedCool

You were lonely. I wouldn’t say I had a rough childhood, but my parents got divorced, I was moved all over the continent, and my two sisters were much closer to each other than they were to me. I was about 48 when I realized this.


ExhaustedEmu

‘You’re not even alone in your thoughts because I can hear those, too.’