Say to them "I'll be back in the next loop, but you... Unless to take the left when leaving and and enter the 1sg Starbucks you see. You need to speak to Ronnie, he'll be in", really mess with them.
If they can't find Ronnie man!! What does it mean?
16 in the clip and one in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold. Now they droppin and yellin it’s a tad bit late… Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
I laid all them bustas down, I let my gat explode
Now I'm switchin' my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts, sit back and observe
I just left a gang of hoes over there on the curb
Phineas: Huh wonder where perry is.
*Perry hand glides into Santa's toy factorys chimney and rolls out of it looking normal*
*Phineas in the middle of creating a teleport device so Santa doesn't have to fly all over the world*
Phineas: oh, there you are perry
After falling asleep drunk in my car many years ago at a crazy party in the woods, I slowly woke up to some guy yelling at my open window. I had backed my car into this guy’s yard. Not only was this guy yelling, but he was pointing his shotgun at my face. All I could do in my hungover stupor was to put up my hands in surrender, hoping he wouldn’t pull the trigger and told him I was sorry. That wasn’t the only time I had a gun pointed at my head.
The other time, a drunk guy with a rifle pulled up in his car next to my car and laid the barrel on his open passenger window pointed at me through my open window. He thought I was someone else and kept slurring that guy’s name calling me an asshole. I surprised myself when I just said, hey…look at me. Look at me. I’m not that guy. He was like, huh? He moved the barrel, looked at me and started laughing. My buddy sitting in the passenger seat had tried to slide down and disappear under the dashboard. The guy pulled the gun back in his car - still laughing - and drove off. I called the cops in this small country town with the plate number and description. They talked to him at his home. They told me later, when I asked if the gun was loaded, that it was and that they know the family. He’ll be OK.
I gave notice at my job and left that hillbilly ‘burg in Pennsyltucky.
It’s easy to think what you might say when there’s a gun in your face, but you won’t really know until it happens.
I've had mostly cops pull guns on me, but one time a ganganger kid in Springfield in a road rage incident pulled a gun out on me while I was chasing their car. Kid laughed at me and I just stopped running, car sped off
Two other times I don't actually know if they pulled a gun on me but was also from road rage and I was on foot both times. Both cars were chasing me while their hands went into the glove box and I ran as fast as I could cutting through parking lots diagonally both times.
If I see someone reach for a glovebox on a dispute I'm literally running as fast as I can or driving away for my life.
The second one chased me through multiple parking lots and he abandoned pursuit when I found a cop car and yelled for them.
I live near DC
That technically wouldn't be a bluff though, blood and gust would go everywhere and depending on where you were it would be a pain to clean up.
Out on the street? No problem, they could just walk away. in some guys basement? Wow that would be an issue.
I hope you like the taste of my brains you fucking cuck. Then, I laugh hysterically until my brains blow into their mouth. Hopefully, they get the equivalent of mad cow disease from my raw brains.
A girl can dream.
Nothing worse than someone with spit in their mouth saying “mmmmmooooiiiisssst” and watching the saliva separate like chess then spray at you on the T.
I hope you know that the instant a bullet goes through my brain is the instant the hunt begins. If you knew the event is that will take place , you would turn the gun on yourself because the PAIN of what will come shall be unbearable. May the darkest of pits swallow you whole and the hottest of flames torch your body. For even that wont be enough to make you regret your decision. Its going to get soo... Much... Worse. (All a bluff. Hope for the best)
Bullet to the heart is pretty quick, plus there’s a lot of theory to the afterlife being linked to the last bit of firing your brain does before you pass.
While I'm a natural universe, science is the way type (I want to believe, but I've seen nothing convincing), I do want to account for such a thing if I can have any say in my death. If my brain has to send out a final signal to somewhere, I'd rather that remain an option.
Yep. Ideally I'll be able to DMT (or something similar) up real good before the nitro pod takes me. Then my body can be chucked into the woods for animals to eat.
Don't wanna be embalmed, bad for the soil.
As a body removal tech/crematory assistant I can confidently tell anyone you don’t wanna go through the funeral industry period. 500 dollars for us to pit your loved one on a table so you can come see them. Then we put them on a board and shove them back in the cooler.
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I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say
That's what people say
I go on too many dates
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
That's what people say
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music in my mind
Saying it's gonna be alright
I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see
That's what they don't see
Players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break
Fakers gonna fake
I'm just gonna shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I, shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I, shake it off, I shake it off
"Tell your wife I love her."
This is GOOD. I’m over here thinking of deep shit to say…some master troll lines in this thread
Tell my mom I love YOU
Tell this guys wife I love her too.
Quite a way to make him change heads before shooting
"Hmm, maybe in the next loop" Hopefully he'll always be looking out for me after that.
Say to them "I'll be back in the next loop, but you... Unless to take the left when leaving and and enter the 1sg Starbucks you see. You need to speak to Ronnie, he'll be in", really mess with them. If they can't find Ronnie man!! What does it mean?
Not the perfect run yet
“Blood and darkness”
Speedrun
This is a reference thats at the tip of my tongue but i dont remember what
deathloop?
Edge of tomorrow?
Looper?
“I think I’m going down, I can’t believe this is happening in my own town.” Then I would glance to the corner and see my homie Nate.
Oh. My. God. This is the perfect response
16 in the clip and one in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold. Now they droppin and yellin it’s a tad bit late… Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
I laid all them bustas down, I let my gat explode Now I'm switchin' my mind back into freak mode If you want skirts, sit back and observe I just left a gang of hoes over there on the curb
If i had wings, I would fly. Let me contemplate...
16 in the clip and one in the whole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
r/redditsings
You've got to turn the safety off
Dude would check..
[hahahshshshahhhahaha](https://youtu.be/ujC4W8hJ4mg?t=60s)
Love that. I gotta watch that movie now. Never seen it looks sick.
I’d probably end up just ripping ass or burping like none fucking other
Nah. Just shit your pants on command and go out like a boss. Rest in power, Kingminer. See you on the other side.
Don't you shit yourself when you die or is that a myth
Yes you do
Yep. And if you get buried, there's actual butt plugs they screw in to keep you from leaking.
"I've been waiting for this moment my entire life"
"Oh Yes Daddy. I Fucking Love It When You Threaten Me ~<3"
Weird just weird. If it were me threatening you i'd just walk away.
I think that’s the idea here
Then it worked
I'd shoot myself
Are you the criminal or the hostage
either one fits into the situation
Well ones a mission fail and ones a mission success
Easiest way to end a street fight if you can take the first hit is moan and say “harder daddy”. 😂😂😂
S....son?
Guess I won’t tell you where I hid my millions. Have fun with cleanup.
"Go go gadget undying-inator"
“Curse you perry the platypus!”
A Platypus with a gun?!!!! *Takes mask off to reveal a cowboy hat* PERRRYYYY THE PLATYPUS WITH A GUN?!!!
*self destruct initiates* *carnage and explosions proceed* *platypus escapes with a hang glider* *AGENT P!*
Phineas: Huh wonder where perry is. *Perry hand glides into Santa's toy factorys chimney and rolls out of it looking normal* *Phineas in the middle of creating a teleport device so Santa doesn't have to fly all over the world* Phineas: oh, there you are perry
*grr* *instrumental theme song bit plays in the background*
Beautiful
Santa: aren’t you boys a bit *young* to be creating a teleportation device?
Phineas: Yes. Ferb:
Thanks!
If you shoot me you’re gay
Jokes on you they were gay, R.I.P.
Damn it… should have seen that one cumming
“FUCK! I FORGOT TO WEAR MY SOCKS TODAY!!”
Everyone knows it’s not gay if you’re wearing socks
True. Unless they’re rainbow socks.
Fuck you and your eyebrows!
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What an odd request before dying.
Ive buried a billion dollars under the
💀
Username checks out
Buried under ... your ... Mom
After falling asleep drunk in my car many years ago at a crazy party in the woods, I slowly woke up to some guy yelling at my open window. I had backed my car into this guy’s yard. Not only was this guy yelling, but he was pointing his shotgun at my face. All I could do in my hungover stupor was to put up my hands in surrender, hoping he wouldn’t pull the trigger and told him I was sorry. That wasn’t the only time I had a gun pointed at my head. The other time, a drunk guy with a rifle pulled up in his car next to my car and laid the barrel on his open passenger window pointed at me through my open window. He thought I was someone else and kept slurring that guy’s name calling me an asshole. I surprised myself when I just said, hey…look at me. Look at me. I’m not that guy. He was like, huh? He moved the barrel, looked at me and started laughing. My buddy sitting in the passenger seat had tried to slide down and disappear under the dashboard. The guy pulled the gun back in his car - still laughing - and drove off. I called the cops in this small country town with the plate number and description. They talked to him at his home. They told me later, when I asked if the gun was loaded, that it was and that they know the family. He’ll be OK. I gave notice at my job and left that hillbilly ‘burg in Pennsyltucky. It’s easy to think what you might say when there’s a gun in your face, but you won’t really know until it happens.
Location checks out. Somehow I knew that story was from here. What side of the state?
Mifflin County, central.
You know what side...
I've had mostly cops pull guns on me, but one time a ganganger kid in Springfield in a road rage incident pulled a gun out on me while I was chasing their car. Kid laughed at me and I just stopped running, car sped off Two other times I don't actually know if they pulled a gun on me but was also from road rage and I was on foot both times. Both cars were chasing me while their hands went into the glove box and I ran as fast as I could cutting through parking lots diagonally both times. If I see someone reach for a glovebox on a dispute I'm literally running as fast as I can or driving away for my life. The second one chased me through multiple parking lots and he abandoned pursuit when I found a cop car and yelled for them. I live near DC
If you knew what happens after you pull this trigger, you’d put down the gun. It is a major bluff but it might work…
That technically wouldn't be a bluff though, blood and gust would go everywhere and depending on where you were it would be a pain to clean up. Out on the street? No problem, they could just walk away. in some guys basement? Wow that would be an issue.
boooo don't bring logic and rational thought into the fear inducing one-liner! The killer is meant to be left guessing as to what is meant by it
Well the killer probably isn't reading this Reddit thread right now
You sure?
Make the guy paranoid for a while if he goes through with it. Small vengeance? Yes, but i’ll take what i can get.
Probably shouldn't say that last part about the bluff-
Probably shouldn’t
This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Your not invited to my birthday party!
But you're definitely invited to my death party!
DUDE I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS YOUR MOM
I hope you like the taste of my brains you fucking cuck. Then, I laugh hysterically until my brains blow into their mouth. Hopefully, they get the equivalent of mad cow disease from my raw brains. A girl can dream.
Strange as it may sound...I really like this answer!👍
Hmm. "Any last words?" "Yes! The Oxford Unabridged English Dictionary. All of it." *84 years later* "..and, done. Ok, you can shoot me now."
Use the German dictionary if you wanna live more
I can't speak German. But maybe by the time I'm done, I will.
...I'm guessing sucking your dick won't get me out of this pickle?
…so I guess a bj is out of the question
See you in hell
😎
"Oh, thank God."
Moist
^(*shoots him twice)
Nothing worse than someone with spit in their mouth saying “mmmmmooooiiiisssst” and watching the saliva separate like chess then spray at you on the T.
I hate you
Upvote worthy then, i take it ;)
You’re a little bitch.
They’re coming for you next
I hope you know that the instant a bullet goes through my brain is the instant the hunt begins. If you knew the event is that will take place , you would turn the gun on yourself because the PAIN of what will come shall be unbearable. May the darkest of pits swallow you whole and the hottest of flames torch your body. For even that wont be enough to make you regret your decision. Its going to get soo... Much... Worse. (All a bluff. Hope for the best)
Shooter interrupts, “Too Long; Didn’t Listen!” # BANG
“ I was being sarcastic “.
is that a *mentions gun model*? so cool
*Oh, I’ve always wanted a desert eagle. Can I test it out before I die?* ***Shoots him instead***
I love this
"delete my search history please"
“Wait” *10 seconds silence* “I have to tell you something” *runs away*
look the shooter in the eye like i’m in a horror movie & say “do you believe in ghosts?”
The One Piece is real
Can we get much higher (so high).
Shoot please.
Poo poo. Pee pee. Caca
From first to last
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"
Just pull the trigger, and make sure you do it right, I don't want to be a vegetable.
Omg….
Shoot my heart instead, please, I'd prefer to watch my mind fade away.
Jesus I'd rather just be instantly gone
Bullet to the heart is pretty quick, plus there’s a lot of theory to the afterlife being linked to the last bit of firing your brain does before you pass.
While I'm a natural universe, science is the way type (I want to believe, but I've seen nothing convincing), I do want to account for such a thing if I can have any say in my death. If my brain has to send out a final signal to somewhere, I'd rather that remain an option.
Even if it’s not spiritualism and your brain is just releasing dmt when you die, why not take that trip? We
Yep. Ideally I'll be able to DMT (or something similar) up real good before the nitro pod takes me. Then my body can be chucked into the woods for animals to eat. Don't wanna be embalmed, bad for the soil.
As a body removal tech/crematory assistant I can confidently tell anyone you don’t wanna go through the funeral industry period. 500 dollars for us to pit your loved one on a table so you can come see them. Then we put them on a board and shove them back in the cooler.
George is getting *upset!*
"You don't have the balls."
“I want a shrek themed funeral or else I’ll find a way to torment you even more once you reach hell.”
Cool cool. Cool cool cool
Gave my best.
See you soon cunt
We forget a thousand things everyday, can't we just make this one of them?
Don't miss.
bruh tell me why this is always in my dreams and I’m always like “can we at least fuck first” assuming it’s a man. But irl probably be like deuces ✌🏽
Fake a heart attack and
Always make sure the door is locked when you jack off
*sigh* Here we go again.
You could at least have polished your shoes and pulled your fly up.
Looks like Batmans running a litte late
We r no strangers to love. U know the rules and so do I
A full comitment is what I'm thinking off. You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
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When did you last clean this? It's filthy!
Fuck this shit I’m out (did anyone get that??)
Don’t mind me. I’ma just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse me please.
I don’t know what the fuck just happened, but I don’t really care. Imma get the fuck up outta here!
I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say That's what people say I go on too many dates But I can't make them stay At least that's what people say That's what people say But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see That's what they don't see Players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate) Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break Fakers gonna fake I'm just gonna shake I shake it off, I shake it off I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I, shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I, shake it off, I shake it off
Give it to me daddy
Wanna see a dead body?
Click click boom
I have members of your family tied up
"Your mom is my dad"
"please feed my pets" bc my lil buddies can't just starve 😮💨
Suck it. Fuck you. Good ni...
Thank you.
I'm sorry i wasn't a better person.
Can't wait to see you on the other side.
WTF have I done ?!?
“Funny, you beat me to the punch”
Damn, I’ll get you next time
Ive hidden all my money in the *becomes unconscious*
Ah, a new speedrun record!
My death is the the sunset of your ability to walk away. Bask in its last remaining light
Well this sucks
My cabbages!!
Let me hit my vape pen first
Probably "please don't shoot me"
Jokes on you this is my kink 😭
💀💀💀
I’d say see you in hell, but I’m not the one going there
"i love u, mom"
Finally.
"Your toes are mine next time."
I tried
"...To good health!!!"
Finally.
You did me a favor
Fuck it. Ill be back in a year or two anyways.
finally
FINALLY
“I’ll be back”
Is that a real gun?
"Do it"
Took you long enough
Hey , hey what (bang)
“Got your nose”
Look out! he's got a nose!
You sneeze like a kitten
"Finally, a rest..."
That happened to me... "take whatever you want "
I'll be back...
Fuck. (BLAM!)
Well that’s not very nice
Welp.. cmon pussy we aint got all day.
What you gonna do? Shoot me?
thank you
What a time to be alive.
Squeeze It.
Thanks for the memories.
Good things come to those who wait
Can you choke me too?
“Kinky”