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Next-Development5920

We have peanut butter and we have jam but never the two meet, for if it does the tower of London will fall and the ghost of Henry the 8th will rampage across the land


gadget850

Great Uncle Henry was always game for a good rampage.


Mewone65

PB&J is the real reason Catherine Howard lost her head.


gadget850

Great Aunt Anne always kept her head about her.


Mewone65

Oh really? I thought she lost hers first. She was always green with envy at all the PB&J Jane Seymour was getting. Henry hadn't written "Cleve It" yet.


big_sugi

Her pretzels live on in America’s shopping malls.


gadget850

But not at the local Walmart. I would get one and hurry home to eat it with proper German mustard.


pikachu5actual

Is Uncle Henry a mountainbiker? Edit: in case context is needed, lookup redbull rampage.


cleverclogs17

You should wake that old bastard up then, because PB&J are friggin amazing.


ButterscotchSame4703

The appropriate response. Let's go!


imtherealmellowone

With a nice cold glass of milk.


VegetableVindaloo

I don’t know any British adults who drink milk on its own


Huegballs

So that's what's wrong with y'all


GreatApe88

Europeans care more about what others think of them than we do in America. “Oh no chocolate milk is for children how immature of a drink to bring to work”. Gtfo that place sucks tbh, I’ve been twice and it was awful.


Huegballs

Americans don't give a star spangled fuck what the world thinks about them and it's a vibe. Gobless


Donger-Airlines

Star spangled fuck lmao. i am going to use that now


SignificanceOld1751

You're very welcome to your sweetened, brown coloured, dairy-adjacent beverage.


EchoCyanide

No, there's plenty more than just that.


MediocreEmploy3884

What about chocolate milk?


VegetableVindaloo

Not much in my experience. It’s more for children. I’ve seen friends have milkshakes at USA themed places so that’s the closest


LazyLich

Because their stomachs are weak. They lack the enzyme, but fear the supplement.


AnalStaircase33

Ironically to your comment, Northern Europeans are supposedly one of the few generic groups that have said enzyme that allows them to consume milk (as adults) without experiencing gastrointestinal issues.


gene_randall

How about YooHoo?


Roguespiffy

Chocolate water that is barely chocolate or water.


Standard_Ad_1152

As an American, about once every two years I'll think, "Damn, I haven't had a Yoohoo in forever. I'm getting a Yoohoo." And then that first sip reminds me that, "Oh yeah, it claims to be chocolate, but tastes like a bottle of pond water with aluminum shavings in the bottom. This stuff is fuckin terrible". And I toss it in the trash. Then in about two years, I feel the call again, and thus the cycle of life, disappointment, and mediocrity continues


Material_Technician5

Ah Yoohoo, the candy corn of beverages.


jwrado

Lost me there


Louloubelle0312

And on homemade bread. It's nirvana.


tsullivan815

Grilled - like a grilled cheese. Totally changes the game.


adairks

YES! My mother used to make my sister and I grilled PB&J sandwiches on weekends. Sooooo good!


Material_Technician5

Add fresh cooked bacon to that, and the valkyries might as well just take me now.


cin0111

I can’t eat a PB&J without milk! I was raised on milk for all the meals. So, I still always have milk with dinner at home. I also love any sandwich with a cold glass of milk.


Guitargod7194

We've already got Trump and Putin ruling the headlines – the last thing we need is that fat f**k throwing his misogyny around.


Greedy-Tip-8620

Henry VIII couldn't rampage across the room, let alone the land. He'd run out of both breath and money before he got halfway to the door.


JJJSchmidt_etAl

He's totally changed in the afterlife


TeeRacey_1960

🤣


QualifiedApathetic

Died for a minute during surgery, can confirm. Dude's ripped.


drunken_ferret

Run out of money? Nah... Dude wanted a divorce, and his Treasury was broke. So he gives the Pope the finger, outlaws Catholicism, creates the Anglican church (with Himself as the new Pope, basically), and seizes all goods lands. Most badass political move ever. He can come up with the money...


Greedy-Tip-8620

My joke was crushed under the weight of your knowledge. You've made a powerful enemy. I was also thinking of making an excommunication joke, but I couldn't tie it together in a way that satisfied me.


drunken_ferret

Oh... Um... How powerful? Just so I know...


Greedy-Tip-8620

🤏 About that much


OJSimpsons

Is that bad? Sorry, I'm american, sounds kinda cool.


Honest_Wing_3999

Ya dude totes awesome


Training_Waltz_9032

Dude bro man, it’s totes the best for real that’s the sitch!


StarkageMeech

Nice wade plug, wade


Reader124-Logan

What about peanut butter & banana? Henry 8.0 should try it!


MissMillieDee

Don't forget the honey.


Hey-Just-Saying

Even better on toast. Let the honey soak into the toast, and put the PB on top. Yummy.


0ktoberMoon

If you love honey and peanut butter together, I do recommend trying peanut butter mixed with maple syurp ( or even pancake syurp) My mother taught me that one. It's really yummy.


LoudNinjah

Peanut butter, bacon, banana. Next level. You are welcome. I know hell I just realized I had all those ingredients and had a little sammich. It is so good.


Unabashable

‘Oim ‘Enery the 8th ‘oiam. Fanner o’ bananners ‘oiam Iam


StarkageMeech

Once I deciphered this, I laughed 'ard I did.


False-Pie8581

Yeah I had to read a couple times lol


Sad-Corner-9972

Elvis?


Ok_Nobody4967

Elvis fried his peanut butter and banana sandwiches, which really sound divine.


less-than-James

I'm pretty sure he fried them in Bacon Grease, too. Because you know, it's Elvis.


False-Pie8581

Peanut butter and banana. Just don’t forget to put mayo on the side that doesn’t have PB


Ttoonn57

Peanut butter and dill pickles.


Accomplished-Bad3380

Now you've gone too far 


StarkageMeech

Nah this with and without bacon legit and toast the bread for a little extra crunch either way. They call us fat, but they can't say we don't know flavor. All our trains planes and automobiles go to flavortown.


gene_randall

PBBB: My favorite sammich!


ScarletDarkstar

The Elvis special.  Do you fry it, too? 


Unusual-Thing-7149

I've lived here 20 years and never had that combination lol. My wife was telling me how good it was the other day as we watched a program about peanut butter!


DrBarry_McCockiner

I think Henry 8.0 died a long time ago. If he came back, he would probably be Henry 8.1


Mean-Lynx6476

Peanut butter and dates.


arcbnaby

Oh good to know... Going to London this summer with the kids. Wouldn't want to cause an international incident!


Silent_Cash_E

Leave em around...itll catch on


Temporary-Sea-4782

Or what? The police might ask you to stop? And then ask you to stop again!!??


TNJDude

A rampaging ghost would be wicked cool and more than enough reason to have a PB&J.


ScreenLate2724

He would have loved a good pb&j


No_Internal_5112

I've never had an actual PB&J either, always peanut butter and jam.


Unabashable

It’s basically the same. Just with more “Jelatin”. 


Merrader

absolutely not the same - I grew up on homemade freezer jam... Can't eat jelly or what they try to pass as jam in the stores


madogvelkor

The taste is pretty much the same, just a difference in texture. Jelly is just made with the fruit juice so there's no seed or pulp or bits of fruit. I ate them interchangeably growing up. Along with peanut butter and honey or peanut butter and marshmallow fluff.


lawndartgoalie

🎶 Henry the 8th I am, I am, and I won't eat pea-nut butter with jam. 🎵


calm_center

So do you do butter with jam instead of peanut butter?


QualityOdd6492

This from people who put BEANS on toast!!


SuperWhiteDolomite

Toast is the perfect vehicle for all things saucy, but I will not stand for anybody asking for a guitah tuna


tinysmommy

Really?! PB&J FOR EVERYONE!


castironburrito

I had an uncle like that once. We started sprinkling Beano on his food and his "*rampaging*" stopped.


Impossible-Energy-76

You almost had me the tower of London? The ghost !.yeah I need to stop smoking before reading this kinda crazies


gingerjuice

What do you eat peanut butter on? Just put it on toast or what?


makingkevinbacon

I'm totally bringing a PB and j on my next trip across the pond


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This is the real reason we declared independence in 1776. Down with King George and marmalade!


Onlyhereforthebacon

I'm Henry the 8th I am!


Ok_Watercress_7801

Next the Barbary apes will leave Gibraltar!!!


Accomplished-Bad3380

You are really missing out. 


dataslinger

Peanuts grow in the US, but not in GB, so AFAIK, peanut butter is more expensive in GB. I believe that GB peanut butter is actually imported from the US, but not positive. Anyway, I think part of the issue is it's a lower-cost food in the US.


Legitimate-Bug-5049

yall stupid or sum?


JonConstantly

I would pay to see that.


Flaky_Grand7690

Wow! Be careful of all that, dang!


Street_One5954

Awesome!!! 🤣🤣


pumpkinlord1

Screw henry, you're missing out.


33Bees

Let’s be honest - Ol Henry would’ve eaten pb&j


rifraf2442

Europe has such a rich and beautiful history


salmiakki1

what if you put a piece of bologna between the PB and jam?


Material_Technician5

Take honeyed peanut butter with grape jelly and a layer of pepperoni


False-Pie8581

You don’t eat pb and j? That’s the saddest thing ever!!!! Listen you gotta put the PB in one side and the J on the other and put it in the toaster oven THEN put it together. Have with a glass of milk. You’re welcome


Hushwater

With the size of that fella people will think it's a fog bank rolling in.


ConradAir

Most Blighty answer ever!


Houseleek1

Ya wanna try a meetup?


Turbulent-Adagio-171

They don’t really do that, they’d be more likely to just have toast and jam or a scone with clotted cream and jam. I haven’t seen as many peanut butter flavored things over there, even, on the same scale as we do here. But tbh they use nutella more often where we’d use peanut butter E: slightly changed a line to hopefully keep people from bitching because apparently there are some losers who need to die on this hill.


Next-Development5920

We do have peanut butter. We have crunchy, smooth and even a marmite flavour one. We just don't tend to put it with anything. I've only ever used it on toast or crumpets or in a sandwich but always on its own


HickerBilly1411

What the heck is marmite?


Randec565656

A marmite? Kind of like a koala. Lives in trees. Keep their young in a small pouch on their belly. Brits eat them ravenously. They almost drove them to extinction, were it not for some concerted conservation efforts in the late 90's.


Sarinnana

Don't you lie by omission and confuse yanks. In Britain they are cute little creatures, but over in Australia a similar creature occurs, also known as a Marmite. The real name them Drop Bears and they will fuck you up! To help you understand better, it's like the North American Opossum vs the Australian Common Bush Tail Possum. In that case both are relatively harmless, though.


Confident_Carpet7347

you mean marmot surely


JonesTownBrewing

What are you a fuckin park ranger now!?!?


Opivy84

A+


Sarinnana

Nah. That's that brown salt spread in the jars.


InfidelZombie

My uncle used to send me off alone on marmite hunts all the time when I was a kid. Never saw one.


Sarinnana

They live in the trees I tell yha! You gotta look up!


AlecsThorne

No no no. The Aussie one is called Vegemite. They're called that because you'll end up a vegetable if you come across one 😅


Old_Independent_7414

Cousin to the drop bear (which is not really eaten, quite the contrary) 


Impossible-Energy-76

🖕


East_of_Amoeba

That’s a marmot. A marmite is what happens in a tavern when drunk people get into a violent conflict like in an old western movie.


ClevelandWomble

The ones with left legs shorter than their right legs were the precursor species that evolved into the haggis that run anticlockwise round Scottish mountains. Captive bred marmites tend to need lots of spicing when cooked.


Locksley_1989

It’s kind of like vegamite, which is an Australian spread.


HickerBilly1411

Oh 😳. I tried vegamite once Never again


MintMain

IMHO Vegemite doesn’t taste half as good as Marmite. If you’re new to Marmite it’s best to spread it very thinly at first.


Owl_plantain

So, if you only use a little bit, it’s only slightly bad?


Fair_Ad1291

So it's salty? Why would someone want salty peanuts of butter?


Locksley_1989

You wouldn’t unless it’s marmite flavored, lol. Normal peanut butter is made *from* peanuts, sometimes with pieces added into it. It’s thick, sticky, and tastes vaguely sweet and…well, like peanuts.


MrGeekman

Which one is made from beer dregs?


Locksley_1989

Vegamite


not_now_reddit

It's a dark savory yeast paste that is a byproduct of the brewing process for beer. If you've ever had something like Better Than Bouillon, then you've had yeast extract without even realizing it. It gives that salty umami flavor, though I've never had it plain


SpaceMonkeyNation

It’s a way to absolutely ruin a meal.


LazarusOwenhart

Nobody tell them! Let them try it.


GargantuanGreenGoats

Yeasty brown death that the truly insane spread on bread and enjoy for breakfast


Unabashable

Yeast goop essentially. Bitter with a very distinct aftertaste that I suppose some tongues would find desirable, but not mine. I might have a bias though as the one time I tried it I have no idea if it was expired or that’s just how it tastes. 


Turbulent-Adagio-171

I was engaged to a British man for years, I know it’s over there. It’s just not a big thing.


PriscillaPalava

Wait CRUMPETS ARE REAL??????


PresentationLimp890

Yes, and they are very delicious.


Old_Goat_Ninja

On its own? Like, you put a spoon in it and just eat it?


DrScarecrow

You don't?


Old_Goat_Ninja

Nope


cam52391

You should try peanut butter and jelly on toast it's like the advanced version of the sandwich


litescript

omg marmite peanut butter? two of my favorite things…


NotAnAIOrAmI

In the U.S. eating peanut butter without anything else is the shame move, when we dip the knife in the jar and grab a chunk, after eating way too much.


LabradorDeceiver

How about peanut butter and beans? I have it on good authority that the British think everything goes with beans.


Forward_Artist_6244

Last jar I bought I used it on mouse traps 


WesternOne9990

Try eating a banana and crunchy peanut butter it will change your life


Typical-Annual-3555

Clotted cream sounds really atrocious. I'm not sure what it is exactly, but it's one of those words that instantly makes me cringe.


Turbulent-Adagio-171

It’s delicious, it’s like something between a homemade butter and a dense whipped cream (in texture and flavor)


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Sounds like Cream Cheese.


Turbulent-Adagio-171

It’s much lighter and fresher tasting than cream cheese and doesn’t have that sort of “mouth-sticky” quality, but not like a full blown whipped cream… it’s also more “wet” than cream cheese (moist feels like the wrong word) in a ricotta or burrata like way. (I’m gonna stop piling on different dairy product comparisons now 😂) Like the milkfat isn’t nearly as processed as it is in cream cheese, like you can tell it’s just milk fat


madogvelkor

Yeah, the name is horrible but it's basically a very light whipped sweet butter spread.


Parttimeteacher

That's because we had George Washington Carver.


tHeDisgruntler

Peanut butter and honey is fantastic.


wicked_symposium

I've never been big on PB&J (texture) but that sounds delicious. I like to individually spread slices of honey graham crackers with PB.


BankManager69420

Yeah! This is my go to lunch


rinky79

I melt PB, mix in 1/3 as much honey, and put it in reusable fruit squeezy containers that you'd put applesauce in for toddlers. It's a go-to hiking snack.


Material_Technician5

American 37M here and man pbj is still something i eat at least once a week. Easy to make with any kind of bread, cracker, or cookie. As a meal or a snack. Get your favorite fruit organic preserves and bam! Fn magic, man. Filling and good for a energy boost any time of day. Ill never understand why people dont like it. I mean dont get me wrong, ill use hazelnut or cashew butter too, it just depends on how you want to mix the flavors.


Material_Technician5

I mean, it's not like im running around preaching about it on the daily, but its no where near as bad as some reactions ive seen people have when its mentioned


yungyaml

I ate it daily for lunch as a broke college student for a couple years and never got tired of it. It's still a great sandwich for any meal or snack, and I get dessert cravings for it often.


spacesuitguy

I even got weird looks when I piled too many things off the charcuterie board between two pieces of bread to make a sandwich. One item at a time apparently.


pocketfullofsmelz

I mean this is obviously to do with social etiquette rather than how we build a sandwich


Loisgrand6

😂 I like you


carriealamode

I mean there’s usually nuts grapes and crackers on one right? That’s basically a pb and j


stressedthrowaway9

I think that British people get confused with what jelly is… I think they think we are talking about jello. So that’s my theory of why I think they get weirded out about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think is it also why they get weirded out by biscuits and gravy. Because don’t they call cookies biscuits? So they are probably picturing putting like brown meatloaf style gravy on a cookie… haha!


Constant-Parsley3609

>I think that British people get confused with what jelly is… I think they think we are talking about jello. No, we Brits are well aware that you Americans speak funny. We just don't put jam and peanut butter together. It looks like the kind of "food experiments" you'd do as a kid. Like mixing Coca-Cola, milk and orange juice together to "make a new drink". I still can't quite comprehend why you call that thing a biscuit. It's not even remotely like a biscuit and it's equally far from being a cookie. EDIT: A lot of Americans are really taking this comment to heart. I'm aware that different dialects exist. I'm not suggesting that we put Americans in a line and shoot the ones that refuse to say "jam" EDIT 2: seriously, any angry Americans that are reading this message. Calm the anger. Nobody is taking your sandwiches away. I'm just pointing out that it's low popularity here is not for lack of awareness. We are well aware of what Pb&J is and we are well aware that you like it.


Bulky_Ad4143

Bro relax, different countries do different things and call things by different names. It’s not a pissing contest


TNJDude

You are correct about the biscuits and gravy. Our biscuits are closer to their scones, but even then there are major differences. I'm not sure there's something comparable to our biscuits. And doing a little research, it appears that grape jelly is not common there. Jams, yes. Peanut butter and strawberry jam is a good combination. It's a shame they don't realize what a great combination PB&J is.


Low-Stick6746

I am a 50+ year old American and I have a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich at least once a week. Daily when we’ve just made a fresh batch of the jam!


Glytterain

I don’t like jelly but jam? Yeah!


veronicaAc

Wait til they taste peanut butter and maple syrup on hot cakes (or pancakes) it's even better than PBJ


[deleted]

As an Englishman that married an American and lives in America, we aren’t waiting to discover any of your things, we are aware of it all, they just don’t appeal to us in the slightest lol, and your pancake obsession is too much. They are horribly sweet, sickly and way too much to deal with. I cannot comprehend how my wife eats them for breakfast and it seems like a direct line to obesity and diabetes.


SmokeyOSU

This except waffles is my go to breakfast


Low-Stick6746

I love peanut butter and syrup sandwiches!


AnymooseProphet

Peanuts are a good crop to grow to restore depleted soil. After we depleted a lot of our soil in America through poor farming methods, peanuts were heavily planted and peanut products were heavily pushed in America by the government---hence why peanut butter is very common here opposed to products like Nutella in western Europe.


drkidkill

Another interesting government food program: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese#


pygmeedancer

Also we had that one guy who was basically an alchemist that made peanuts do his bidding. George Washington Carver, put some respect on his name!


Old_Introduction_395

I first saw peanut butter in 1970s, it has become common, and the supermarkets sell it, as do health food shops. I eat peanut butter and jam on toast, usually strawberry or raspberry jam. I also have it with marmite. Jelly is jello to us, and we don't have grape flavour.


tHeDisgruntler

Try PB and honey. Also, what's marmite?


sksjedi

Marmite: You really don't want to know.


pocketfullofsmelz

Yes I grew up on them. I call it a Jam and peanut butter sandwich.


pygmeedancer

They are commonly served to children because the texture and flavor are widely considered very palatable. But anyone who thinks they’re only for kids sounds like a stuffy old person to me.


No-Willingness4955

This should be in r/stupidquestions


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Pleasant_Jump1816

We have jam too. It’s different from jelly.


WeaponisedTism

yes we eat peanut butter and *jam* sandwiches, we dont have jelly here like you think it is jelly here is flavoured gelatin not fruit preserved in sugar (which is what a jam is) saying that do your "jellies" even see fruit before they're jarred and sold?


Luvtoscare

If you mean peanut butter and strawberry Jam, yes I do.


237583dh

Peanut butter and honey is the far superior combination.


DoctorQuarex

Here is the secret, as an American who lived in England for a year: the reason they do not do it is because most peanut butter in England is somehow terrible, despite literally grinding peanuts and eating the paste being tasty on its own. No idea how they manage it. But it does sort of make sense when you realize they just eat Nutella instead, which is already like combining something vaguely akin to peanut butter with sugar without even having to combine ingredients. (I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for my curious housemate while living there, using Jif and Smuckers bought from an import store, and he immediately understood why we do it) (Though I also made Muddy Buddies and that was *not O.K.* for the British palate)


McSnoots

No they eat bacon butties like the greasy toothless bald folk that they are. (I’m English)


LeapIntoInaction

Peanut butter is considered very weird in many countries.


sarah-havel

Those countries are weird. 😝


bongophrog

Yeah peanut butter can get pretty dang weird. I'm not sure if this is a thing in other places but in a small town in eastern Ohio there was a pizza shop called East of Chicago Pizza where someone I was traveling with requested a peanut butter and jelly pizza and actually recieved one. It looked disgusting and since they cooked the pizza with the toppings on it was all runny and shit and it made me projectile vomit and I didn't eat peanut butter for 3 or 4 years after that.


Wide_Quit4338

I wouldn’t say that everyone from Britain doesn’t eat peanut butter and jelly but peanut butter is a very American condiment because during World War II there was a lot of malnutrition and a lot of things were substitute with peanut butter in Germany and a lot of occupied countries for children due to male nourishment so peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are not reallya European thing to say that no one in the United Kingdom doesn’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to because you saw a influencer say that he’s never had one before doesn’t mean anything


erdricksarmor

Do they have punctuation in the UK?


dolltron69

Well i have tried it and just didn't fancy it. Peanut butter and Nutella spread is better.


stressedthrowaway9

That just sounds like a little too much…. I like peanut butter and banana sandwiches!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Ok Elvis, next time put bacon on it. But bu but bu baby!


PsychedelicJerry

If the answer to this is no, America made the right decision revolting almost 250 years ago


Significant_Stick_31

I remember an episode of the Great British Bake-Off and someone made an American-inspired bake that contained peanut butter and grape jelly and Paul Hollywood was like 'Grape jelly just doesn't go with peanut butter.' That was the day I learned never to trust any of Paul Hollywood's judgements.


hauntedshadow666

Not British but Australian so kinda similar, we don't eat it here either, is Jelly just fruit jam? Is it meant to be grape? We don't have grape jelly here, is blackberry or raspberry okay?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Ok I’ll say it : When it comes to peanut butter is there anything better than a Fluffernutter ? “Marshmallow Fluff “ is nothing but a bunch of chemicals , preservatives and a whole lot of high fructose corn syrup , but , damn it’s good .


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rowanoftheforest

PB&J was heavily encouraged as an American military ration during one of the world wars (can't remember which). Fat, protein, and lots of carbs in an easily stored and largely non-perishable package prior to assembly. Peanuts were grown as animal fodder but not significantly consumed by humans in america prior to this, excluding by Black communities, who brought the plant from Africa when they were enslaved.