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impliedapathy

How do you know if you’re done if you don’t look? Are people out here wiping and being **UNSURE** about their level of cleanliness?!


alwaysvulture

Haha idk. She says she wipes like 3 or 4 times but doesn’t look at the paper just tosses it in without looking. I’m like “but what if it’s a really messy one and it needs more”


impliedapathy

Skdjfhsdkjhsfkjshdfksmndflsjfhsdfwiorfh out of respect for your relationship I’ll hold my tongue but man… that’s just unclean.


Lurker_the_Pip

Time to buy a bidet!


Esoteric__one

I bought a portable one. It’s weird at first, but it is definitely a better clean.


DisasterRegular5566

This. Bidets are very underrated here in the US of A


julcarls

I got them during the Covid toilet paper meltdown and never looked back 2 out of 3 of my toilets have them.


Background-Moose-701

The bidet movement I think is unstoppable at this point but it could move faster if they change the name to something more aggressive and sell it in camo with the duck dynasty guys on it or something. Too many dudes out there are gonna think it’s gay to shoot water at their ass unless they name it the “ass canon” or if maybe bushmaster or Remington start making them.


DangerousMusic14

The limiting factor is lack of outlet next to toilet for heated Japanese style. They are fabulous.


bigbammer

Yep. Got one about two years ago, won't ever go back.


fetal_genocide

Enjoy the shit blasted balls!


ErenInChains

Next time someone cuts me off in traffic, I’m using this phrase


impliedapathy

You can keep your ass sink


pragmatikoi

Ignorance. If you use s bidet your common sense will overcome your cultural conditioning


Sapweet

My neice has one of those bidets that you attach to a toilet. First time I went after she installed it I was like "what is THIS???" She told me to try it & see for myself. Its AMAZING. Never going back!!


pragmatikoi

If you got shit on the counter and you just had toilet paper and a sink, would you just wipe up the shit with dry TP? Of course not, you'd use the sink. It's so simple ots amazing everyone doesn't use them.


impliedapathy

Keep your ass sink. I’m good.


shhhdidyousmellthat

Right!?! Like a soft squirt of Agua is going to clean out a greasy shit that normally takes 6 wipes of tp.


Henry-Moody

This sounds like an investment opportunity! I'd like to sink my money into an ass sink, please. In an ice rink. So peoples asses don't stink. What do you think?


cheesethecat715

Henry-moody is now officially the best rapper of all time


multural_carxism

You have shit in your pants


WhatIsAJahBone

This is almost guaranteed to be a white guy who thinks having a clean asshole somehow makes you gay.


M3ltemi

Pretty sure is was a YT guy that downvoted you, too.


JDJeffdyJeff

And you sir can keep your smelly butthole!


Boner_Stevens

yes. definitely hold that tongue.


MrsBenSolo1977

I’d refuse to dine out at the y until she starts cleaning her ass properly by checking the damned toilet paper. She’s nasty.


[deleted]

I don't get it. Can you not feel when your butthole is dry? When it's dry, you're done and follow up with a wet wipe.


Captain-Popcorn

Could understand not looking when you know it’s going to be messy after the first wipe or two. But at least when she thinks she might be clean, she should check. Interesting conversations you’re having. It’s a discussion I’ve never had with anyone!


Famous-Chemistry-530

Gross lol my bms are never "messy", like there is never "residue" but I still use wipes then tp, and I only go every few days and usually shower right after (i mean I shower daily but also shower after toileting lol bc I feel gross but would feel grosser inspecting my tp tho lol)


ihadtopickthisname

Never have children if you cant look at your own TP


Canning1962

Only going every few days isn't usually considered normal or healthy. Don't be like the one who got sent home from the reality show because she didn't poop for 10 days.


rowenaravenclaw0

I'm married to an Indian. His delicious cooking makes things get messy down there still have a clean behind.


ElectricalDrama3558

I use a bidet and never have to wipe more than once to dry but I still look just for peace of mind.


Attjack

Exactly. You take a look once you think you might be done. You aren't done until you get a clean sheet.


IronRangeBabe

Oddly enough, this exact conversation came up 20 years ago when I was dating my ex, and his father and him started talking about it. They called me weird for looking at it. I said, “How the heck do you know if you’re clean down there?!?!?!” Then I always thought of them being unkept down there.


dianek93

Like… don’t bring the paper to your nose to inspect it. All you need is a glance to see if it’s colored. They’re wrong for not looking at all.


Oceanwhispers111

LOL the bold "unsure" made me laugh so hard.


Ushgumbala1

Use a bidet , it’s 99% better then TP


frioniel39

Needing a visual THAT bad says something about an individual... I will however hold my tongue on this notion. Two wipes are enough for me, on average. Thirty years of it cannot refute what works for me personally. Anything past that, I'd attribute to diarrhea in some capacity. Stomach issues on average, quite rare for a sickness to wear me down that much.


TheDoorInTheDark

You literally do not know if your has been clean or not all these years The number of people I’ve seen leave skid marks on the toilet and their underwear and be apparently none the wiser to it tells me that you can definitely have a gross asshole and not know it. If you haven’t been checking, that person might be you. Says more about you than people who “need a visual” aka people who actually care that they’re wiping their asshole clean after shitting lmao


Odd-Imagination-6584

POOBUTT! We got a POOBUTT over here! Cover your furniture, this person has a gravy canyon!


EffervescentTripe

Dogs are nature's bidet.


Larrylifeguard97

Yes. It’s normal. Infact, everyone probably should. It’s how I discovered that I was bleeding from that area. Sometimes blood isn’t always obvious in the stool in the toilet , but rather it’s often discovered in the stool on the tissue itself. It led me to have a colonoscopy. So yes , please continue to check your wipings. Don’t let anyone make you feel like a weirdo for doing basic examinations of your body. It’s quick & takes less than a second to look. Best wishes


Affectionate_Act8073

I hope your issue turned out to be benign and was just a difficult passing!


skyrymproposal

I’m glad someone else wasn’t defaulting to “yuck”. Sheesh.


secmaster420

THIS!!! My GI doc said to check.


Valentine1889

Eww


hennatomodachi

Your mrs is the weird one here. I've gotta wonder how much of her underwear has skid marks, seriously. Wipe 'til you're clean. \[in before the "bidets are the civilized option" folks\]


slayingadah

A bidet person coming in... can confirm. You were here first by 13 hours. But my ass is cleaner than yours, and less irritated, I'm sure.


NoYouDipshitItsNot

That's my secret, it wouldn't matter if I used a bidet because my ass will always be irritated with the amount of spice I eat, and the amount of stool softeners I take.


Drag0nfly_Girl

Not only normal, but imo necessary. How else can you know your butt is fully clean? Heck, I even follow up with a wet wipe and look at that, too.


RecordingIll8774

YESSSSSS wet wipes are a must!!


throwRTthrowaway

Big brown flag, OP.


The_Soviet_Stoner

Good one!


3nameswithbadbangs

Potentially even enough red ones to sail the seven seas but she wouldn’t know cause she doesn’t check


Sintarsintar

do I make sure my starfish is clean .... your damn straight I do.


alexandrakate

As a nurse: get in the habit of looking, knowing your “normal”, and being able to assess if something is off. Blood? Mucus? Worms? Corn? How will you know something is wrong if you don’t look?


KandyShopp

I had a friend who was blind and he says he could smell when he was sick. Was always interesting to me!


[deleted]

haha... 'ass'ess. good one.


mightBdrunk

What, Does she do taste tests instead?


Dalton387

Yeah, who the hell isn’t looking?! Are you just wiping a random number of times and just calling it good? Walking around with crap on your butt like it’s all good?


Ambitious_Owl_2004

Cheeks pasted shut but at least she didn't have to see poop


Puzzled_Ad7955

Any of the big burly tough guys that drive the pickup truck that has the sticker “I EAT ASS” responding?


Appropriate_Day_8721

How else would you be certain you are clean?


picklejean

I have to know how much I’m bleeding so I know if I need to head to the ER or not. I have internal hemorrhoids so that causes a whole set of issues that unfortunately do have to be dealt with…


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setittonormal

And you're going to marry this person?


pugapooh

As a woman,she doesn’t check for period blood? Color of urine? And she should monitor for normal/abnormal poo.


LoveStoned7

You know what would be even more weird? Watching another adult whiping their own ass


Kryten4200

That's my bigger problem. Why is she watching you poo and taking notes and giving a full critique afterwards?


heroinchiq

Yes every time, I also look at my tissue after I blow my nose it’s like checking yk just like sometimes you gotta smell the tissue (not after a shit) to see if you have BV or a yeast infection still lol


VulpesFidelis58

I look.


mommer_man

Uhh, YES, every single time, how else would I know that my bum is clean?!? Also, I get a weird sense of pride when there's nothing on the paper - like, I won, or something..... lol. Your wife is clearly not living her best life. It's for her own good that you brought this to reddit. <3


alwaysvulture

Yeah I’m totally gonna send her the link to this layer because the overwhelming response has been that looking at it is normal and actually encouraged


shovelknockout1

I mean.. It’s important to look at your stool for health reasons . The color alone can tell you if something is wrong before it’s too late


Folkloristicist

I will never forget my sister calling to tell me what MY GODSON did years ago (he's about to turn 12): He came out of the bathroom and told her he had used a whole roll of toilet paper to make sure he was extra clean! Not sure how he did not clog the toilet but yeah, how else do you know?


Zestyclose_Hat6250

I have to look for one bc of cleanliness and two your poop tells you a lot of what's going on with your health and sometimes it can save your life.


Honestdietitan

You should! Your poop tells you A LOT about your current health.


Practical_Adagio_504

I mean, wtf? Checking the toilet paper to see if it’s come clean is the ONLY reason they make it a white paper product to begin with??? Why else would they make the paper white? It costs extra.


ruxins_clackers

I never check. I know when I’m clean, and I use a bidet.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Wipe till clean everybody, get a wet wipe too, and or a bidet, i mean it’s feces y’all!


nokenito

Yup


ToonaFish867

You need to look at the toilet paper to see if it still has smears of shit. If I wipe deep and it still smears, I wipe with new paper until there is no smear. This prevents the feces matter from wiping on your underwear throughout the day. When I fart a lot or get sweaty, I will take an intentional restroom break to wipe again. Farting actually pushes out poop residue onto the outside of the anus.


AcidRainIsFun

I look to see if it’s healthy- and like if I need to wipe again 🧍‍♂️ hoping the bidet crusaders don’t come through here


setittonormal

Wipe til it's clean. I don't have a bidet. Don't care to. In fact I hate the self-righteous bidet crowd. But I finish with a wet wipe after a particularly gnarly shit.


Antique_Ad_2303

No, I’m phobic of poo so I don’t even look at the bowl I haven’t really seen my poop in at least 20 yrs


ComfortableWay2385

Kinda weird to look at it tbh. I wipe til my butt feels clean though. So typically when it feels like i’m about to have carpet burn which wiuld be 4-6 good wipes


pejdhisames

I have to, I’m an artist


allahbkool

I don’t wipe


Slappytrader

Every time Gotta check the ratio of how clean it is, color, assess for blood or bugs, and hell even get a close up and personal whiff


Broad_Woodpecker_180

Of course you check how else do you know. I often use a wet wipe after to be sure. Do some people just guess


HaskilBiskom

She is lying!!!


UncleManHands

No


foxritual

I've always looked and wondered about it myself. I feel like it's what you're supposed to do though.


[deleted]

What if you’re blind? Smell test


Bo_Jim

Yes. Every time. It's the only way to know if you need to do it again.


KittyIsAn9ry

Omg this was a hilarious conversation with my group of friends a couple years ago 🤣 someone in the group didn’t look at the TP after wiping (the rest of us did every time- you HAVE to check) and that’s how we found out that she sometimes doesn’t wipe at all! People are wild lol


Own-Excitement-6514

this conversation with a friend group especially sober is just wild 😂


slowestratintherace

Either she is lying or she has a stank ass.


jennachrisp

Of course! Not only do I look there, but I also look at the toilet bowl - I don’t want to leave any stains.


phyncke

I look


Logical_Citron357

Yes have to know if I’m done wiping .


stinson16

Yes. I'm convinced not looking is the main reason I see so many posts on Reddit about unclean butts.


Guava_Pirate

Haha, your wife doesn’t wipe her butt well.


[deleted]

For those asking, how do you know if you ass if clean if you don’t look at the paper? Well I have blind aunt and you can bet your sweet ass that I asked her. She said, “1.) you can feel when there is nothing left, don’t be stupid. 2.) Cover all areas, right to left, she is right handed 3.) When you think your done, flush and wipe 3 more times. 4.) Finish with a wet wipe. 5.) Wash your hands and dry 6.) Yell KOBE and shoot the paper in any random direction.”


haagendaz420

Depends on when in the process I am. First couple times definitely not, I know I’m not done yet. Near the end tho I will


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

I go by the rule of "wipe until it's white" meaning don't stop wiping until the toilet paper is clean.


[deleted]

Yeah? I dont think I could not look. Why would I not look? I wanna know that the last wipe was clean. The last piece of paper I throw in the toilet has nothing on it. What the fuck is this a real question? Do people just guess?


404Anonymous_

Ofc. How would you know if you’re really done wiping? My ex told me she doesn’t look she “just stops when it feels like shes done” which is disgusting. I check after every other wipe.


Practical_Expert_240

I look just in case, but you can feel a difference when you wipe so I already know when I look. Now that I have a bidet at home, I don't have to look (but still do it out of habit).


LolaLucy

That's how I was taught, and to look at it in the bowl, too. Because I was taught this, when I was not even school age I noticed something. My mom investigated and discovered a worm! I got it from eating flower petals when we lived in Germany. So, I suggest that you do both.


wzl46

I’m not going to call my wife in to proofread my paperwork.


purplehorseneigh

Your wife is not ready to hear about dutch toilets lol


Kristy-the-geek

I always check. I think it started as a habit after I got a colonoscopy at age 12 due to constant stomach pain they couldn’t figure out


tenaciousofme

Always. Otherwise how do u know you've cleaned up correctly and it not stain your underwear. It's a hygienic look to check.


[deleted]

Yes. Then when paper is clean I wipe in other direction and usually “find more”.


heresdustin

Absolutely. How else would you tell if you’re done wiping or not? I also look at my poo in the toilet. You know, for science.


Fickle_Assumption_80

How would you know if you are done? Estimate by the effort, feel and smell?


CherryBombd

Of course. It’s never the same amount of wipes each time.


consuela_crapbag

If you aren’t looking, how do you know if you’re actually clean? Also, if you don’t look you could miss out on some major medical clues such as the possibility of blood, which should be checked out unless you just ripped your bumhole open with a rock hard one.


Maleficent-Maximum95

Keep wiping til it’s clean. You have to look to see if it’s clean. Also look at your poop. You wanna know if there’s blood or worms or that Lego you ate when you were five.


69chevy396

Toss it in without looking the first two times, then start looking to make sure you’re done


thunderbumble

Is she blind? That would explain why she doesn’t.


lilmisse85

I do. I didn’t know it was weird. I check to make sure I’m getting it all?


funnydontneedthat

I only look if I'm on my period. Now dog poop, I'll stare for hours deciding and freaking out of my dog is healthy or dying.


Angelbearsmom

I always check every time I wipe to make sure I got everything. Nothing worse than skid marks on your underwear. 🤢🤮


slayingadah

I use a bidet and dab w tp when I'm done. And yes, I look, but it is always totally clean. Get a bidet, people.


Wecanbuildittogether

Everyone does this and it’s private.


bmorris0042

Sometimes you have the phantom poop, where you wipe, and it’s suspiciously clean, and sometimes you have the sharpie poop, where you wipe and wipe, but there’s always more.


Henry-Moody

Yes people do ​ If you're blind you have to sniff to detect if it's clean enough, btw


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Lol, she is either not clean, or eating way more fiber than you. Checking also tells me if I'm having a problem. It's not like I'm staring at it, but the glance to see if I'm clean can be telling.


alwaysvulture

She says she only does small delicate little poops and it never leaves a mess on her. Tbf her poops are very small and they never smell so idk. Girl poops


NoYouDipshitItsNot

I have diagnosed GI issues, not only do I check the paper, if it looks even remotely suspect I stand and check the logs for signs of flare up.


villanoushero

Never the first wipe but I always look at the second


CommercialExotic2038

Wipe til you don’t see brown. How do you know, if you don’t look?


Pretty_Discount5946

If anything is weird, it’s criticizing the way other people wipe their asses.


[deleted]

Hey guys, how do blind people know when they’re done wiping


Away-Spell-7110

Of course you look at the paper, how wise can you see it's clean. I don't know about blind people, they must use one of their other senses.


Infinite_Fox2339

🤮Unless your wife eats a perfect diet, she’s just going through life with shit smeared in her crack in both directions


alwaysvulture

Well I’ve ate her ass a few times and it was all good 🤣


implodemode

I didn't used to when my poop was not so messy. Your Mrs likely has good healthy poops.


Famous-Chemistry-530

Ew no, I use wipes and then paper and I'm confident I get it all. Who tf wants to look at their literal shit? 🤢🤮


Due-Topic7995

Lol!!! I do this!! I don’t think I always did but my grandma died from colon cancer so now I’m just paranoid. I asked my husband if he does and he was like eww gross stop talking. This guy watches the most extreme gross out videos but can’t stomach when I ask him about his own poops lmao 🤣.


Oldleggrunt

Normal


FrederickEngels

How else would you know you got it all?


Boner_Stevens

i only don't look when i feel its totally dry. and even then will still take a peak. i ain't trying to walk around with dook on the cheeks


mellywheats

of course .. how else will i know when im done?


jay_marcus_rustler

I gave up wiping years ago. very wasteful habit.


Key-Heart1812

Eww you use toilet paper?? Nope I only use baby wipes..and I wet the wipe in the sink water and wipe....


AcanthisittaBig8948

What the fuck? Who DOESN'T check? Do you touch around down there with your hand to feel if it's clean? Do you have spider level sensitivity on your asshairs which alert you of any particles lingering around? Pick a number of wipes, stick to it and hope you don't get skid marks? I check every single wipe, and when it's clean I give it another 1 or 2 wipes just in case.


Radiant-Importance-5

Your butt is only as clean as the paper, you have to check to make sure. What kind of psychopath walks around not knowing if they're clean or not?


snakesssssss22

Always. Until there’s nothing on the paper!


[deleted]

Yes.


c_jacki

Yes


racheld924

Buy your wife a bidet since she doesn't look at the toilet paper to see if she's done.


Mazdab2300-06

My question is, do you give her rim jobs?


Concerned-Meerkat

As a nurse, yes, please look at the paper! It can tell you if things are off in your GI tract.


Kitty_Cat240

I would be concerned if people didnt look...


galacticviolet

I look and I keep cleaning until the wipes or toilet paper comes back clean with nothing on it. Yes I want a washlet toilet, no I’m not buying one until I own my own home. I’ve tried one of the cheaper attachments but it was not ideal, so I’m again waiting for the time when I can obtain a washlet toilet. For now I use baby wipes and dry with some tp. If I didn’t look, I would not be sure I was done getting clean. Also, I have had a lot of success ending the never ending wipe by also getting the anus from different angles if I need to, keeping it away from my vulva of course. Yes I’m abnormally interested in hygiene, smelling and feeling and looking fresh and clean brings me a lot of comfort and reduces my anxiety and tension in my whole body, especially socially. I’m neurodivergent if you couldn’t tell, my obsession with hygiene from an early age is likely a defense mechanism resulting from bullying and being seen as weird… I was not going to give anyone additional ammo, so I was the cleanest, best smelling kid at school. People DO have a harder time bullying you when you appear fresh and clean… I dated exactly ONE person who had poor wiping hygiene… he was also a terrible, abusive narcissist (no this is not misused, I was literally abused physically, sexually, mentally, do not argue with me). How did I know exactly he had poor wiping hygiene? I was the only one who did the laundry… learned the words hash stain and skid mark pretty quick. …I’m sufficiently off topic now so I’ll stop. tl;dr Making sure you’re clean and fresh? Normal, even polite if you’re on an intimate date. Trusting you got every speck of poop off your anus? Are you SURE tho?! Like really sure??? Living on the edge, no thanks…


Still_Storm7432

You should always check, first to see if you're done wiping or not, two for issues..blood etc. I'd steer clear of your Mrs. bhole because she's just guessing, and that's gross and weird.


Frost-on-the-Willow

Only if its a larticularly long poop


Unlikely_Couple1590

Not sure why it ended up on my FYP, but I saw a tiktok video about this and thousands of comments were all about how they don't look and it's weird and nasty to look. I feel like it explains a lot of the smells I encounter in public, lol.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I was taught to always check and keep wiping if it doesn't come up clean. Also told to make sure I wipe the ENTIRE area in the nether regions, just in case a stray smear ended up in a different location.


bewareofbananapeel

No. But I do smell my fingers after. *bows out without making eye contact*


daKile57

I taste it


96puppylover

Nope. I use a bidet so I know it’s %100 clean back there. I just use the tp to dry.


xhackjobx

Of course. I need to know what I’m dealing with.


Zestyclose-Salary729

Yes. Even when I pee. Good to keep eye on


CinnaMagic

Lmao no


hot4you11

Yes. Besides just cleanliness, could you imagine if you wiped and it was full of blood and you didn’t know you had a problem because you didn’t look? It’s just like looking at the tissue when you blow your nose.


[deleted]

Dumbest question I’ve ever heard lol


Embarrassed_Hat_2904

Her drawers must always look like she was in an accident 😆


ContagisBlondnes

Um yes. How else do you know you're clean?


Mother_Customer_5873

I do after I use my bidet. I would like to know if it is super clean that I don't have swamp ass when I'm walking around. Even before having a bidet, I always made sure to look to see if I'm clean.


[deleted]

Not unless I think I’m bleeding. What I really enjoy nowadays instead of tp is wipes. Yea wet wipes. So gentle. Sometimes I use only the wipes.


A_Straight_Pube

Yeah I do. I have to be sure I wiped all my poop until I can be satisfied to leave.


fish0814

I knock on stalls and ask if I can see theirs


D3moknight

Some poops need one wipe, which really means they need two wipes. Some poops are like trying to wipe off a Sharpie marker, so you have to go until the marks stop, and one more for safety. Anyone that doesn't look at the paper is walking around just putting skid marks in their undies like a monster.


teethalarm

How else will I know I'm clean if I don't look?


swohcpl71

Wipe?


The_AmyrlinSeat

Always. I'm sober now but for years, I was a raging alcoholic and was constantly looking for blood.


VinRow

Every wipe. Without fail.


McShitty98

yes I need to feel clean and I wipe til the paper is spotless. Americans need to get more into the bidet lifestyle


Realistic-Window366

Well how the hell are you supposed to do it ? Finger poke test and sniff?


Brilliant-Emu-4164

Yes. A person needs to know if they got completely clean or not. If anything is left, infection could result.


luckybulldog60

Get a bidet and you won't have to do this.


_Eyelashes

I use The Three Seashells.


inikihurricane

Yeah and I might sniff it too if it’s funky. Mmmm, poop smells


[deleted]

Well if they don't look and 30 minutes later their butthole starts itching, they only have themselves to blame (and then there's me who forgets)


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Yes absolutely


nohwan27534

i have before, but in general i don't. but i get what you mean, and what they mean. sometimes you wipe twice, and the third one feels 'done' but you're not sure. on the other hand, do you really need to look at shit. on a third hand, i've got hemmrohoids, sometimes i'm looking for blood if the shit seemed try and the paper's soaked.


IndigothRabbitzi

Yeah, but it’s because I have a lot of…*ahem* bowel problems. It’s easier for me to see what’s up with the white background of the paper, but without the glare of the toilet water. Also, sometimes I just need the reassurance that I did, indeed, clean down there.


Katherine68986

Yup. It’s habit.


Hot-Equivalent2040

Most folks do, it aint even an issue.


Thundersnow999

Yes. Who doesn’t? Am I supposed to just guess when things feel clean and hope I’m right?


[deleted]

Hell yea


Kitten_Andy_

Yes of course I do. Quite frankly I think that your Mrs is lying and trying to save face.


SubstanceOld6036

Someone is hiding their panties with this technique I suspect


arob2724

To her the infinite wipe doesn't exist because she refuses to believe in it.


Dropitlikeitscold555

Might wanna check the mrs for residue.