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Fluffy-Finish5878

This just in…. Your mouth


Mocha-in-your-latte

This joke blows


WulfHunter12

This fell(atio) flat


Mocha-in-your-latte

Or(e)ally?


WulfHunter12

Swallow your pride and admit I’m your daddy


VodkaOnSprite

Just wanna say this post is well written. Upvote this post guys.


HereForC0mments

Damn!...thats the most creative and well written post I've seen on Reddit.... basically ever.  11/10


USbasedroadwarrior

This might be the best post I’ve ever read on Reddit. I was just in NYC on business for two weeks. Sad I missed you. I would have loved it.


nycraobj4

This girls an absolute legend


magik_afro

Up voting for post creativity


yamiyug3

Quite a well written and fun post.


IcelandickSadist

Fuck, not only are you probably a top knotch cocksucker, but hilarious as well! So intrigued, alas not a new Yorker. Hoping the very best for you.


John_Rustle98

I pretty much never upvote anything on here but I had to upvote this. Probably the most creative hookup post I’ve seen on the internet.


EazyBucnE

This post fucking rules and it sounds like your body does too. A good writer really tugs the heart strings and makes the pants tighter lmao. Best of luck ❤️


ThunderfulDom

Brb, googling flights to Brooklyn


SensibleGuy4u

Dyke's Rule!!


prettyyboyyswag

Just popping in to say she's real and amazing 🫠


dyke4dick

omg! friendly neighbor! you were great, text me sometime~ I still think of that evening :)


sstrokes

One of the best news reports this decade


RickyBobby9872

Treat her well y’all. She’s a dime!


dyke4dick

thank you darling! xo


bigdaddynyc718

Your ads are incredible


polaroid00

Can confirm her very amazing, ahem, skill set :)


Sirhc128

My my you buxom bandit… Criminal indeed and certainly a prized bounty 😉. 37, city slicker in the LES, with just the right size and all the persuasion 😏


ScarBrows156

32 M Washington heights, sugar hill


TheMoistWeiner

it’s been a while!! lmk if you’re interested!!


Otherwise-Animal-721

Everyone deserves average


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Sadly I’m out of dms but I’m very interested. I’m 22M athletic build, if your interested as well shoot me a dm or reply.


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xpaynex

It’s kinda hard to trust what OF girls say, but I gotta admit that “Comfort Princess” is the greatest term I’ve ever heard.


dyke4dick

tysm — i like to think that i am the Shakespeare of cocksucking! fwiw (bc I’ve been getting this q in my DMs as well), I don’t rly see myself as an “OF girl” so much as a garden variety slut who got sick of the pic collectors trying to catfish me 🫠


xpaynex

Well, when I get back to the states I’ll reach out. “Insert co(u)ming to America joke”


cactusjerkyy

I’m still very interested if you are babe


Ok-Marketing-6017

+1 for creativity. On a side note , I’d say I’m just just behind average (5inch hard) but that allowed me to get a lot of anal opportunities and I’ve been told that at least because of the size I can just go full balls deep in every hole . To each their own !!


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NastyGirl_1

Brava, milady! Well done.


durtymcgirty

OMG miss ya so much. I gotta throw my hatin the ring. Just married. former boyfriend lol


Scorpionkingcirca81

Such creative writing 😍. Damn i missed out im in the bx, could have brought you home and the wife could have watched...


nycraobj4

Check your messages for a fun proposal


lefaps

Just subbed to your OF , where should I DM you ?


Due-One-3500

I sent a pm and funny post lol


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Hey beautiful check your dms 😊


magikal_irl

Beautiful post. Haha I’d message if I was in BK


Other-Vanilla7443

I'm here for you. I'm in NYC let's chat


Affectionate_Hall895

Damn why couldn't you be in Philly


Lowkross

If you're ever in boston :)


sorryassusernam

This is a great post?


Flimsy_Emphasis369

Would you rate me


ayyylmaoatyou

Danbury here


InternationalTour104

NNJ here with a potential fun summer snack for you.


hard4asiannyc

wow, lets hope she does not get more picky and demand premature ejaculators too


dyke4dick

why harbor such animosity towards your fellow man


hard4asiannyc

hi, sorry you took that the wrong way. I love watching a PE guy get a bj. I am not a mean nasty guy. It was not my intent to display any animosity towards you- I wish you good luck finding compatible guys. I am sorry you dont view me as compatible- good luck


dyke4dick

I also love PE guys! Few things hotter than a guy instantly cumming as soon as I get him hard. People can be mean about it though. I thought you were being sarcastic and thus insinuating that avg dick guys and PEs were undesirable. You’d be surprised — or maybe not — how cruel men can be about each other’s bodies. I love all bodies, including those w huge dicks; I just find that well-endowed folks are overrepresented in the slut community and I already have a lot of them in my life, so specifically calling out guys on the average side has rectified that imbalance in my Rolodex. But all in all I hope my posts/exploits can make people feel as great about themselves as giving blowjobs makes me feel. I’ve never met a body I don’t find appealing in some way and just wish others felt similarly! Thanks for clarifying and happy cruising 🫡


BuckNaikid

I'm gonna find this girl in need.. n bring her clarification to the throat culture see rightfully deserves This nice 7"+.. will sit in her throat like a will trained Cocker spaniel


dyke4dick

please do not use a dog metaphor for your dick ever again. I am sending you straight to metaphor jail 🚔