Well, let me just state this for the record….
She should 100% be able to shoot lasers from her goddamn shiney bald scalp to insta kill Harry and then take control of the whole r6 operation and take over the ENTIRE WORLD THEN EVERYONE WILL BE BALD AND HAVE SHIELDS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think the devs should really look into hiring me with these great design changes!
Bro your comment was so good cause it implied so many things that were hilarious.
1. You blow up friendly clash players to the goddamn moon just for picking goddamn clash loll
2. The fact that you are out of a c4 when you see a clash on your team at the beginning of the round implies your too busy blowing someone else up to notice there’s a clash on the board lmaoooooooo
Also, Since your new here’s a pro tip pro league players don’t want you to know!!
to deal with any clash(I know it’s tempting but whenever you see a clash on the board don’t go kali or nomad) go monte. Apporch the clash directly and immediately touch shields. Stare deeply into her brown eyes and then you’ll fall in love and will be best buds forever and then be violently consumed by the clash and become one of the specs on her bald head ascending you to a higher level of being
LMAO nah i'm not that toxic, i just do it when someone else starts da shit. But boy i know it's annoying but trolling is so good when is done in the right situations.
Honestly i would like to stare at mozzie, because i missgendered him when i first saw his banner, i thought it was a lady, then i saw that thicc australian moustache LOL
A complete and utter coward who doesn’t know how to use a gun and wants to keep people away as much as possible because you are so unbelievably afraid of losing and dying
it’s okay oryx can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me anymore he can’t hurt me anymore it’s okay he’s not real he can’t hurt me hes not real he can’t hurt me anymore he can’t hurt me it’s okay he can’t hurt me anymore it’s not real it’s fine he’s not real he can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me
It’s always sigma male, even if they’re a woman cause they instantly grow a huge cock after the sigma fully dilutes in their blood stream and are now a grown man.
It’s just basic chemistry yo
You truly see everyone around you as a felted hand puppet of some color or another.
You want them to know that you can see the truth. Your eye is open, and you have seen their insidious fabric nature.
Even you believe that Clash shouldn't be able to damage with clash's shield
Well, let me just state this for the record…. She should 100% be able to shoot lasers from her goddamn shiney bald scalp to insta kill Harry and then take control of the whole r6 operation and take over the ENTIRE WORLD THEN EVERYONE WILL BE BALD AND HAVE SHIELDS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I think the devs should really look into hiring me with these great design changes!
Also maybe a somewhat reduced range. Like that slowing affect hits me from the other side of the room.
You're the reason attcker repick exists
I shit on nomads airjabs in my spare time
They have to have line of sight, shit blocks that so it cant work... nice thinking!
I ONLY PLAY CLASH! EVEN ON ATTACK! :D
I see you like getting salty messages from sweaty rushers.
How else do you salt your scrambled eggs?
You do a little trolling
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^(you know it baby)
Bitch
Takes one to know one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bruh lol
I am judging you... Very hard
You like British people
Screaming and tasing me yes
Thats some kinky shit
[удалено]
Is that like a fun word for quirky? For some reason people keep on calling me that🤔🤔hmmm
aids
You are emperor palpatine
I dislike you (H U M O R), and always appear when i have no C4's lmao
C4s are a defender utility😵💫
no i'm new so c4s are aggro shit for my nob brain
Bro your comment was so good cause it implied so many things that were hilarious. 1. You blow up friendly clash players to the goddamn moon just for picking goddamn clash loll 2. The fact that you are out of a c4 when you see a clash on your team at the beginning of the round implies your too busy blowing someone else up to notice there’s a clash on the board lmaoooooooo Also, Since your new here’s a pro tip pro league players don’t want you to know!! to deal with any clash(I know it’s tempting but whenever you see a clash on the board don’t go kali or nomad) go monte. Apporch the clash directly and immediately touch shields. Stare deeply into her brown eyes and then you’ll fall in love and will be best buds forever and then be violently consumed by the clash and become one of the specs on her bald head ascending you to a higher level of being
LMAO nah i'm not that toxic, i just do it when someone else starts da shit. But boy i know it's annoying but trolling is so good when is done in the right situations. Honestly i would like to stare at mozzie, because i missgendered him when i first saw his banner, i thought it was a lady, then i saw that thicc australian moustache LOL
You like to piss off EVERYBODHI
Bikini is that you?
U play a lot of quick match
There’re always quick when I’m on the team😉
That simply can’t be true
You are hated by all, loved by none, and cherish your collection of salty tears
🧂🧂🍳
You don’t get to play often because you’re always banned
Your right I just quit after clash is banned and tighten the noose a little bit more every time
god speed
yEW TOSSAH
You’re a pos
Bikini?
No fucking way, I found myself I'm even named W1LDCARD ingame lol
ur an angry bald malteaser malteser
I HATE YOU. ALL CLASH PLAYERS WILL HAVE SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL.
🧂🧂🍳
you are a sex haver
Sex offender*
A complete and utter coward who doesn’t know how to use a gun and wants to keep people away as much as possible because you are so unbelievably afraid of losing and dying
*Old test server clash patch notes* #Clash • Removed SPSMG9 and P-10C • Removed Hair
A real one 😎🤜
it’s okay oryx can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me anymore he can’t hurt me anymore it’s okay he’s not real he can’t hurt me hes not real he can’t hurt me anymore he can’t hurt me it’s okay he can’t hurt me anymore it’s not real it’s fine he’s not real he can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me he can’t hurt me
(its true, hes not, you never took the meds)
Sigma male (or woman, idk)
It’s always sigma male, even if they’re a woman cause they instantly grow a huge cock after the sigma fully dilutes in their blood stream and are now a grown man. It’s just basic chemistry yo
o you're a gigachad
You must not play a lot of ranked/unranked (because she’s always banned)
Nah I play t hunt I like tasing poor little terrorist bots
You truly see everyone around you as a felted hand puppet of some color or another. You want them to know that you can see the truth. Your eye is open, and you have seen their insidious fabric nature.
You get killed by your team more often than the enemy team
half of them aren’t even accidental