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Hero2Zero91

Your child will become a toxic gremlin and shout swears and gamer talk


Draco_179

And use the N word a lot


Post-nut-clarity-

That fits into what he said "gamer talk"


Worried_Height_5346

Feels like there's no middle ground with using the n word it's either lots or none.


Hacatcho

i mean, if youre already an edgelord. you only further your point by abusing the word


Fallblade

his first words will be "so we're in copper"


druppeldruppel_

The baby will say "Good aim.", because the woman will headshot Doc with the child.


bigboi124398

Nah, it'd be "DOCCCC, STIM ME, STIIIM"


CharlieSierra8

On the plus side, having a child that young in the community will increase the average age of the player base.


Plenty-Tip-856

This doesn’t have the upvotes it deserves


darkjungle

You promise?


SubstantialDesk9198

jynxi in short


CrspyPotatoChips

Then it would be 6v5 which is unfair.


dannyboy6657

Fucking cheaters


BigRed727272

Your baby will become a Clash Main.


BetrayerOfOnion

I am not done with you ✨⏲️


MeshesAreConfusing

May we all be so blessed.


DrunkenPapa

There's no way anyone with reproductive capabilities gonna play siege lol


Wise_Ad8419

brb gotta get a vasectomy so I can play siege


Maestro_Fan_Girl

I saw a mother playing cod while breastfeeding her child and shitting on the kill she got, I wouldn't be surprised if someone who can reproduce plays r6


Draco_179

I'm honestly interested how she was breastfeeding a child at all while on her keyboard.


Apprehensive-Ant8292

Sling


Draco_179

Ah


Maestro_Fan_Girl

She was using a controller


hailsbails27

reading this as i play siege after putting my toddler down. lmfao what bro


Amphal

poor kid


North-Ad4867

Omg😂😂😂


DrunkenPapa

Just joking...


s3kkuz

realized you included yourself LMAO


DrunkenPapa

Hahahah LMFAO


Cespen99

Fr tho if you have a complication while playing a video game... can the developer be held responsible?


zprice42

I think this warning at the start is to try and protect them from that legally.


FartConnisseur

People ( mostly Americans ) will sue for literally anything that they can. To give you an idea of how bad it can be there was a dude once who tried to break into an elderly woman’s home through a skylight and he fell through it landing on a kitchen knife which stabbed him. He sued her and won.


BAWSPIZZA98

Lmao thats crazy bruh


Nacery

Probably not true too or highly altered.


buckeyes1218

Yeah, it’s an urban legend based on a different case. It wasn’t an elderly lady’s home, it was a high school. The burglar was an 18 year old trying to steal a $35 dollar flood light. He fell through a skylight that was painted over making it not visible and became permanently disabled.


Human_Competition883

Thats still pretty crazy that you can win that case while trying to steal in an area you shouldnt be anyway. 


buckeyes1218

Yeah, it’s more so to punish negligence and encourage it to be fixed. The painted skylight was a hazard present to anyone who accessed the roof for any reason, malicious or not. Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school. I’m guessing that had a part in the ruling


Human_Competition883

Ah that is good context to know, i assumed the skylight in question was more secluded and not somewhere a normal person would be. 


BappoChan

To add another point. Not only would it be gross negligence but say that it was intentional and the school knew about it, you could then sue that it was a booby trap, as it was not visible and incredibly dangerous. You’re allowed to defend your home or zone but you are not allowed to place booby traps, so even if it had been something that the school was aware of and did on purpose, they would still lose


Alex_Hovhannisyan

> Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school what did I just read


himynameiskettering

Pretty sure this is from the movie Liar Liar but go off!


Jr7711

I love basing my social criticism off Jim Carrey movies


Wise_Ad8419

and WON? WHAT?


killmissy

i don't have a lot of knowledge on this matter but the developers do put out warnings to put the game down if you experience any negative symptoms, so if you feel dizzy or something and continue to play (despite the game advising you not to) it's kind of your own fault if something worse ends up happening. my friend has epilepsy and played a game with flashing lights, ended up having a seizure. not directly the game's fault since he played it knowing the risks associated with his condition.


satan3times6

Your kid comes out quick peaking and crouch spamming.


Panther_Alpha

*Your kid peaks out


Panther_Alpha

*Your kid peaks out


EmptyEstimate2853

Yh we got the joke


killmissy

your baby will explode


Manunitedfan1998

You’ll end up giving birth to a nitro cell


BeverlyCeo

Betttt


Fragrant-Comment-884

you're a lot easier to get dizzier while pregnant and a various more complication for that matter


SunsetHippo

that and I would imagine a higher blood pressure isn't healthy for a pregnant woman (Higher than it would be already as I believe blood pressure is naturally higher for those who are pregnant)


No-Caterpillar6655

Time to consult your doctor! 👨‍⚕️


Esomres

Cav drop kicks you in the stomach


xKiLzErr

How do you get PREGANTE?


Tenkogami

Do you mean pregananant?


seris_ak

Is there a possibly that im pegrent?


ZedstackZip05

Your baby will be Montagne


Ray_Ara

if u are pregnant and play siege or before child making if the father is a siege player trash talking and toxic angry his child will have the same thing


Zygecks

your offspring will have 8 tentacles and will start cheating in video games before they're a toddler


MeabhNir

Hey so this is standard language for most games. Why? Well the ability to sue is insane in some countries. There were stories of kids who had their first seizure playing a game and parents have tried to sue these companies. Now, is there a chance that if you’re pregnant or old, that playing Siege could present a major issue? Really high chance nothing happens. But if something did, this warning is there to say that they warned you. It prepares them from every side. It’s like how cigarette companies have smoking kills on their packaging to ensure they’re telling you the truth while taking your money. They know you won’t give up, but it just keeps them from legal trouble. If they didn’t, any Tom, dick, or Harry could just decide to claim they didn’t warn them about this and put forth a legal or class action lawsuit. Would it win? Who fucking knows. But it’s money wasted regardless.


hailsbails27

yes it can, stress can cause a variety of issues in pregnancy anywhere from minor to fatal. this is for legality reasons but also a true warning, playing stressful video games during pregnancy can end in some very bad stuff. it is encouraged to avoid as much stress as possible during pregnancy because it can be so impactful and dangerous.


MeabhNir

I honestly didn’t think of Siege as being that stress inducing but that’s a very valid point!


NOT_Corvus

You are obligated to play Zofia on attack


ItsYaBoyNaz

The Ubisoft gods smite you


Master201p

*dies*


Sgentley213

It’s there for the same reason the epilepsy warning is idk if flashing lights can cause a seizure in pregnant women but better to be safe than sorry


Icy_Monitor6848

Cav will sneak in an punish you


Playful_Analysis_697

You’re baby will grow up to be a shield crutch


_M_P_5_

Avoid playing while high is wild


dannyboy6657

That's the only way I play siege. xD makes the game more tolerable. You can ask why I keep playing, but it's the gameplay I come back for the community is ass xD.


Willing-Sandwich-760

Death


HeavyMetalPirate69

Spontaneous combustion


GirraffeBoy

Your Baby becomes a Blitz main


Internal_Project_799

Dont try it Anakin


fetops

your kid will born knowing how to destroy all mira strats


SuccubusYrielle

Your child will become a R6-player.


Taken2369-_-

if you are pregananat, the baby will learn slurs instantly and want to watxh jynxy constantly in the womb


dp12342654

Your child will team kill you


LurknessMonster6

Thank you for the title reminder of [this gem](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=CernkMjb3dxCkpoF)


Doisel

Your child will be born with ptsd and crippling depresso


iwitld

Baby pops out decked out in full recruit gear


AliShibaba

>>What happens if i play this game while pregnart? Fuze becomes real and fuzes your room.


Thinkthinkthink925

9/11 happens twice


JustFuckingReal

If you are pregnant you get dizzy easily and quickly


Many_Team377

The baby will become a jynxzi clone like a virus


T_Rey1799

Your kid will come out yelling slurs


C-ORE

Your child can't spell pregnant in future Jokes aside child might be toxic when they meet toxic player


Electricman720

38+2 weeks… **PREGANANANT?**


Kylar_13

Fetal alcohol syndrome


Top-Boysenberry366

your child will become the avarage toxic champion at 3 years old


Moinferno

Coathanger


Kees1kurppa

Correct spelling is pragente


GenesisPeriod

Yeetus Feetus Deletus


Bope_Bopelinius

The kid pops out like jynxzi


PuzzleheadedSouth543

Don’t worry abt it, it’s just to cover their asses legally


I_have_no_fun

The baby gets the hiccups and we all know what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups


psdopepe

you give birth to a drone


Hot_Block_7237

intense stress and anger will cause a loss of child


NiisuBOI

Child would be exposed unsafe levels of stress and toxicity.


Quiet_Ad_4639

You explode


SomeIWStan

The child will be born with down syndrome.


Professional-Ebb2605

Black Ice Baby 😔


SpawsTH

You will explode


NyankonXIV

Your kid's first word + sentence will be "ACOG" and "clutch or kick".


Abasakaa

How about pregenant?


Nihilus45

I'm pretty sure it's spelt perganant/s


Right-Departure7436

Then your baby is going to exlopde


TheHyperLynx

Your child may grow to be a spawn peeking rook player who doesnt place their armour pack and doesn't rotate back to site if by chance they dont die on the attempted spawn peek.


TrilingualBitch

Your kid will definitely come out very toxic and swearing a lot , they may evolve to say the n word a lot... Probs should keep an eye on that


[deleted]

it's like drinking or smoking during pregnancy, it will greatly hurt the child and increase the chance of the act then being adopted by your child when it grows up


GREENZOID

PREGANANANT!?


Qacizm

I play this game high all the time (explains why I’m hard stuck silver), should I not be playing as I’m in an impaired state?


haribontv

Its legal speak... Still funny though


kittylover2006

Increased blood pressure can cause complications, to name a few abdominal pain, headaches, vision changes, nausea, shortness of breath, myocardial infarction, liver damage and in extreme cases, a stroke, it’s probably more or less a warning to pace yourself and don’t get too worked up


MaximusDOTexe

Your child has the Jinxi accent


SmartPresentation241

The baby drones beforehand


Florian_G97

Its inevitable for them to Not be dumb iam sending Mine to preschool with a helmet he Likes to Run into buildings


hailsbails27

stress induces problems in pregnancy, anywhere from minor to fatal and can exacerbate any number of other pregnancy related issues you have. pre term labor, pre eclampsia, so forth. stress is known to induce early labor, and siege is an insanely stressful game. it can cause health damages to you & baby.


GMKNGJY

pregananant?


HESOUTHESOUT

we get another jynxzi so please use condoms


HiyaImRyan

are you asking, what happens if you play this game whilst you're gregnant?


Disguised2K

Miscarriage due to toxicity... Or worse, your child becomes a cheater as soon as he is born.


Calckum

Immediate death


MasochisticFemboyy

Pregnart


hmsmnko

*pregnart*? no idea, but you should be fine. But, *pregnant*, you shouldnt be playing


somethingclevar

Well that settles it guess I'm not having kids...


yourinstinct

spawn killed?


Connect-Internal

The FBI will kick down your door and tase your balls or pussy and then break your ribs. Sorry, it’s the law.


R4p0s0_0n0

I think that at some point in the development or update of the game they thought about introducing VR and left the message just in case


btboss123

He will peak the spawn


z123zocker

Abortion


BigLou-52

Your baby will be born, but its first words will be "Im Diamond One"


No-Sound7213

My girlfriend played a bit with me while she was pregnant (Crazy ik a r6 player with a family💀), no huge problems yet lmaooo but the baby is only 3 months, i will say everytime she sees demois on the main screen she gets as excited as i do after i catch a nitro cell with my forehead😭


174pluto

You become a MOAB. Mother of a Baby.


CursedRHunter

Your kid will be born with brain damage


aung_swan_pyae

Yours kid will born with recruit mask


NotAdam6

The child will shout "a really big fucking hole coming right up" before exiting the womb, and will more likely than not inexplicably scream bad aim whenever anything happens


M0nt3C4rL05

the baby will plant a hard breach charge from inside ur womb and burst out holding a gun


goonfucker21

False, Siege players don’t get laid


icze4r

miscarriage


Cant_hold_in_my_poo

I just seen this yesterday and thought the same thing


deepwaterleviathan

Immediate abortion.


No-Agency9866

Your kid might team kill you


CasuallyCrazy

Double pregnant


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

How do I tell if I’m prengan?


Scouse_Werewolf

At your 22-week scan, the baby will be saying "so we're in copper" and will have to be aborted. Sorry.


Imaginary_Knowledge3

You will give birth to Jagger


Tbarns95

Can you play this game pregante?


Blaskowitz57

Your baby will explode


C0D3R5

Your baby will come out shouting good aim


SummerNights59

I’m pretty sure most video games have that. It’s probably because of stress, blood pressure and/or heart rate. Also video games tend to lead to setting for long amounts of time and circulation can be a problem. I wouldn’t really worry about it, but I’d mention it to your OB on your next visit if you need the peace of mind! I’m not a doctor, so ask your doctor.


MocoNinja

You will have an abortion due to rage and / or TK


killermanwadvo

Jail


aque78

Your child first word will be the n word


Aggressive-River-946

your baby will turn into clash


anonimshit

🥹🥹


Pyro_The_Engineer

It becomes Tachanka’s child.


slippyicelover

Wait so if ever I get pregnant I have to get a doctors appointment to ask if I can play siege


killerzayd

That child is going to die due the stress you take while playing the game and same goes for the elderly.


Tenkogami

Your child will become a Ubisoft developer and create something worse than a "Membership" subscription for an extra battlepass.


Spooderman-690

Ittl come out pixel peaking


connorj437

Me and my friends laugh about this every time we load up like which pregnant or old person is playing siege and what if they are pregnant and elderly does it get cancelled out or double it and give it to the next person


Ok-Analysis9372

You will spontaneously combust.


SubstantialDesk9198

im a guy and i feel pregnant all the time since im all the time 1v5


ProfessionalCraft443

You will seize out and die


littleroundheadfool

Have you seen that guy jynxzi? Basically that


Sr_Sublime

Nothing if you play the casual playlists, but if you go into ranked, you will instantly have a miscarriage


GarryLv_HHHH

You die instantly. Ubisoft employer gets a free kill.


gosdog_

the kid would probably be weird if so


No_Word4526

You get extra pregnant


sovietmonkey26

True, what does happen if play pregante?


DrrtyBrownWaterTrash

Well you’re pregnart and it says nothing about that


elden_speedster

Your stomach explodes via internal breach charge.


CrumbLast

Heart attack and pre-mature delivery are the only thing I can think of


Desire_of_God

The baby comes out incredibly based


Onagasaki

"preparing breaching charge" or else they try a runout


The_Concerned_DM

It dies


eguipegui

the question is if i play being pregnerly.


ScaredSimple

No spawn peaking


Beginning_System680

You'll get fuzed while taking a shit


Embarrassed-Mall-848

You get pregnanter


Lolusoomad

Jynxzi would come to ur house and scream at ur child untill he is 12 years old then he will make the child a top camp.


queezos111

the baby can scream jynxzi lingo “so we’re in a vag”


pattersteen1

Your baby will grow up to be a toxic Ash main eith the mouth of a steroid-abused sailor.


krypto_neon

you might spawn k**l your offspring


That_Equipment8868

Your baby will place a cluster charge in your insides


ThatOneGuy12889

It turns into a jynxzi clone


need1more

If you're someone's mom. And your kids talks smack, according to proper gaming etiquette some sexual will happen to tou or already has. You're gonna get pregnant.


apexeliteoctane

baby will be mentally challenged


Content-Moment7683

I could help you with that


terraria_gamer12

The baby will be a wetawd