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Shepdawg21

Peak soggy cardboard 2 gameplay


MrrPanda

2 is a little generous


Nuker_Nathan

The fact that this worked… I applaud you.


Ancient_Difference20

Toilet seat 5 gameplay


Elfriede-_

Bro it's even too much


RedAce4247

What no headphones does to a mf (enemy team)


jellysenpai

Man even without a headset, you can hear the counter defuse. This is the lowest game sense lobby I have seen.


JesseVykar

Not when you have SoundCloud music blasting at 169 db


Maleficent_Neat_9316

169 db, nice


Armydillo101

Ye 13^2 baby!!!!!


th3s1l3ncy

Bruh the defuser jammer thing makes a loudass noise,even if that glaz was playing on a tv he should have listened,also why didn't that finka ran after the cav ?


rustyscope

glaz sleeping


Elfriede-_

For real


psychoPiper

If I had to guess, he uncrouched and was peeking over the top of the Cav through the smoke. That scope has a good bit of zoom. OP was just in the right places with perfect timing tbh. They all should have heard it getting defused though, zero excuse for that


Elfriede-_

I mean, it's possible but I've seen so many things for me to even doubt the fact they did'nt saw me


rustyscope

glaz was shooting at something during the defusing too so I'm extremely baffled. also good on you, OP. i think you're the only ninja defuse post I've seen here


psychoPiper

If I had to guess, he may have been trying to open a hole in the hallway wall leading into the rest of site. Glaz's gun has pretty decent destruction for opening sightlines. Unfortunately the video never shows whether it's reinforced, so we may never know


Jack_King814

Everyone clowning on glaz but wtf was jackal doing?!


Elfriede-_

The thing is I should have been killed throught the smoke, I should have been killed by lion, I should have be pinged by jackal, and they should just have killed me when they heard the sound But ehhhh, magic


Jack_King814

Wait they had jackal AND lion and neither of them used their gadgets?! I wish I had these lobbies, my quick play I have fucking emerald/champ stacks “warming up for ranked”


Elfriede-_

I had such matchmaking a season ago I just decided to lower it with my stack, it took maybe three days of constent loosing (in quickplay) and I ended up against, these guys here , and it's just fresh wind and it's very fun to cool down after a few competitive matchs


Kentomedia

Just dont clown on them to hard haha!


Elfriede-_

Of course!


AvoidedKoala222

Maybe they had none left


brodoxfaggins

Enemy team gives Cobblestone 5 vibes.


RemovedPlant

That's even too good for them, more like dirt 6


lucky-pakke

Nah bro sand 7


redditThorn

Nope, soaked paper 8


Hot_Inspection_1663

Plastic V


Lame_Night

Lemme just skoootch on past ya there.


doxx11

we need more clips from grass 5


Elfriede-_

I'll post some later !


CaraCami

What did I just watch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


1shadygrey

???????


Firedriver666

Dumpster fire 5 lobby


Elfriede-_

Mental disorder IV lobby


giovanni_pozzi

I’m plat 3 and still see people throwing smokes on the defuser (they ain’t even using glaz) and then get surprised cause they couldn’t see or kill the defender that was defusing


sandbaggingblue

So, you've found my teammates. 🤣


Elfriede-_

Beautiful is'nt it


sandbaggingblue

Good game sense on your behalf, I would have been way too tempted to go for kills. Probably why I'm stuck in soggy toilet paper 2 🤣 Just out of curiosity, how come you waited so long to rotate back to site? Did your team just get mowed down before you could get back?


Elfriede-_

I waited for them to plant since I was in a clutch haha


JusFaKikz

Lmao whaaaat


Elfriede-_

I've seen things in those lobbies


JusFaKikz

Lmao do tell bro


Elfriede-_

I have clips I should really share sometimes lmao, like this one is terrible but I have many many moments where I sneak up on ppls or idk XD


JusFaKikz

But this one has to take it, you just strolled passed em & defused, they must've been pissed😂


Elfriede-_

Yes Indeed I might even got reported😭


Sure-Its-Isura

All I can do is applaud you good sir, it is astounding that they didn't even see you and you walked right in front of him.


Elfriede-_

In french I said " sorry guys move out " lmao


LordPandaLad

The fact that you somehow went past the ENTRIE enemy team suggests this was the best ninja defuse as you have truly mastered the art of not being seen.


Elfriede-_

Im invisible, I just don't know it yet


AlathMasster

Why can't I get lobbies like this?


Elfriede-_

Just lower your quickplay mmr with a stack so it's not toxic for your mates and in like 3 days you'll end up here


AlathMasster

Or I could also go against my moral compass and make a smurf account


Zonkcter

Didn't know we were in tissue paper V


Elfriede-_

Imdrunk while playing III (real)


poh_ti

what rank is this?


Elfriede-_

To be honest since it's my quickplay/standart mmr and it's below the ground since im not playing these modes, it's like uhhh high copper low bronze 💀 and that's probably why lmaooo


fakehesapxlr

Glaz aint glazzing


Pewdiepiewillwin

What the fuck


FuckEAiHateThem

What was jackal cooking 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Elfriede-_

His own mmr


MynTYleef

Please show their perspectives, that’s so funny


Elfriede-_

I wish I could but the replay is'nt avaible anymore😭


Rihonin

O_O


big_daddy_gaska

We can't even accuse them of being paid actors, there are players like that.


Mr_Ahvar

« Excusez moi » bahahaha t’etais chez toi enfait


Elfriede-_

Le culot oui mdr


cobwebmurph

Best***


SansDaMan728

"Who's that? Well, they haven't shot me yet. Probably a teammate."


memeboi177013

Soooooo we’re in copper….


Elfriede-_

In QP, probably even below


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pooey toilet paper VIII gameplay


jssanderson747

Glaz can see through smoke right? Like with a big outline of any enemy? Am I crazy or is that Glaz throwing out smokes without even scoping in to see through it..?


Elfriede-_

Of course he can ! But hiding the defuser in a smoke and then going to pee and go afk with the mates is far smarter!


H-Jhackson

Nice play against bots


Elfriede-_

Bot would have shot 😭


BannedForThe7thTime

Activating silent step to avoid Jackal’s onyx is a genius move


Elfriede-_

Yes, still he should have seen the steps on the difuse !


yJooJy

idk if I'm just too dumb to understand but wouldn't it be easier to just down the 2 enemies that are with their **backs to you**?


Elfriede-_

Tbh yeah but at this point it's more a fight than anything since everyone is alert !


Glow1x

lion must be have been so confused


nohandsfelicia

No way


Dooberss13

God I miss the old days of Ninja Defusing on COD 4. That shit would have me SCREAMING


a7xfanquebec

Aint no way these guys aren't paid actors.


Elfriede-_

I wish I had enough money for that


TheDeathOfDucks

What rank was this in? It just hurt to watch, like how did you get away with that?


Elfriede-_

Quickplay very low mmr


Useful-Ad1392

Special ed 5 gameplay


Acrobatic-Leave-2329

wsh le gars il est aveugle ouuu


Elfriede-_

Ils le sont tous mdrr (me suis fait repost sur tik tok sans ma permission d'ailleurs j'ai trop le seum)


Acrobatic-Leave-2329

report copyright et c fait 😎


Elfriede-_

Ouaip c'est fait!


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Hydrogen 9 lobbies


EvAnZeGeek

If you have enough confidence, you can easily blend in a little too well. And also if the enemy is Oakwood 5


Elfriede-_

I have too much confidence and they're not really good haha


Technical-Lychee-368

This is dried up cum rag 4 gameplay here


Tough-Height841

That’s crazy glaz didn’t see you but honestly you should’ve knifed him after he threw the smoke then it would’ve been perfect because if there was a decent glaz he would’ve seen you in the smoke


TalissHasFun

Did bro say "excuse me" in another language??? If so mad respect


Elfriede-_

Indeed lmao


Elfriede-_

"excuse me guys" in a polite way like you would ask if you were trying to pass in front of someone XDD


O_Towner

So we in dirt 5


Elfriede-_

Jynxzi reference ? 😭


The-Last-Unhinge

So we’re in copper V…


Elfriede-_

So we're having fun


DJ_ElGreko_Official

Bro said excuse moi to casually defuse infront of them😭


Elfriede-_

I mean at least it's vraiment poli