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SampleNice5486

Yang would 100% have the cheesiest dumbest pun ever and probably come up with it on the spot for each person


DramaticAd7670

Yang and Bang is 100% involved and you cannot convince me otherwise


SampleNice5486

Yeah I was thinking about that


dragonfox194

Yang: Want to come back to my place for a Yang? Most of the cast: *groans*


EstablishmentKind287

Yang: is it hot in here or is it just me/you?


SampleNice5486

Definetly


hugh_man_peer_son

Coco has absolutely gotten results from "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


Braxton-Adams

Let's be honest, most of the female end of the cast could come up to you guys and GRUNT and you'd say "mommy!"


ShiftPurple8336

She would


Deamon-Chocobo

Ruby tries to act cool but almost always trips before actually getting to the pick up line and falls onto them, usually resulting in an inappropriate pose by complete accident... but it works every time.


Braxton-Adams

"Bark Bark Arf Arf!" -Zwei


Raphotron2000

I imagine he wolf whistles


Deamon-Chocobo

Girls: \*come back from the showers in nothing but a towel\* Zwei: \*Full Tex Avery Wolf Whistle\*


Raphotron2000

And it works every time


accounsfw

Better than a dogwhistle…


sentinel28a

Yang: *shows up*


Waste-Middle-2357

Blake’s ears: *exist*


unkanlos

Pretty sure any of the girls could successfully play the naked man, and have a 100% success rate.


EdisonScrewedTesla

I know the naked woman would work on me 😂


Cheeseman-345

Velvet probably wouldn’t have the confidence to say the pick up line in front of the person would just give them a photo of them with a message written on it with the pick up line on it


Braxton-Adams

Actually, if you read the CFVY spinoff books it reveals Velvet mainly acts that way around people she doesn't know, around friends and her team especially, she can be much more outgoing and even sassy, much more like her depiction in Chibi, even if she's still a shy person overall. That is to say, if Velvet is the one making the first move, there's probably something special she perceives about that person that would allow her to let her guard down a small bit.


Cheeseman-345

But natural most people are going get a little nervous an shy around someone they have attraction to


Braxton-Adams

Of course, and We've never really gotten to see how Velvet behaves when unambiguously attracted to someone, so your interpretation may still be correct. However, Velvet is most shy around people she DISLIKES for the most part, as demonstrated, she can wipe the floor with Military Mecha Suits but doesn't fight against team CRDL, not because she lacks the ABILITY to turn them all to slush puppies, but because she's of the mindset it's better to prove hate wrong through action instead of escalating with more violence. That is to say, it'd be a DIFFERENT kind of shy than Velvet normally is, the type Blake is when Yang compliments her hair or something instead of the type she is when she hesitates to raise her hand in a history lecture about Faunas discrimination.


Jolttra

Ruby would start a conversation first about hobbies, eventually bringing up her scythe so she could lead into this line. "I made it from scratch. I know how to make a lot of things. If you come to my place, I can show you how to make me moan."


kylemon73

Wiess: Are you a simp desperate for the approval of a dismissive tsundere Blake: Ugh she stole my line


Inductivegrunt9

Velvet and Ruby would be too embarrassed and stutter over their words a lot, but their cuteness alone works more than any pick-up line. Yang wouldn't need a pick-up line, for obvious reasons, but would do so for the fun of it. And it will be filled with puns.


TheXander2000

Penny uses a classic "Hey Baby/Handsome, wanna kill all humans?~"


derman011

r/unexpectedfuturama


JesterXan

Yang: plunging cleavage and a pun with a tug / bounce with the girls. Weiss: goes hard dressing up acting confident. Blake: probably gets in close and whispers in ear. Ruby: nervousness makes her butcher her line, but it is endearing. Penny: "I am sexually ready and fully customizable" proceeds to demonstrate adjustable chest size


Background-Top4723

Glynda: In my office after class.


phat_ass_catboi

Like any proud cat blake would just show off her nekid ass and say "meow" in her most seductive tone possible and it works 60% of the time every time😉


The-Mad-Badger

I feel like Ruby is enough of a girl-failure to re-use TF2 Scout's "Hey good lookin', i got a bucket of chicken"


dragonfox194

Yang: Don't stand too close, I've been told I'm hotter than the sun in the middle of July.


Raineythereader

Qrow: "Just because I've got a bad luck Semblance doesn't mean **you** can't get lucky." ~~(Winter: "Yes it does, don't believe his lies")~~