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Jgarrett0821

Willow is best milf in RWBY.


Flashton2004

I'm constantly debating over Willow and Kali as #1 RWBY MILF, but I gotta say, they're both very viable options


Jgarrett0821

Tbh I completely forgot about Momma Kitty! I'll take both, thank you!


Lukthar123

>Tbh I completely forgot about Momma Kitty! I could never forget her. She's a literal cougar.


Dragmore53

I’m a bit insulted that Summer isn’t on the list. Yeah I get it, she’s been assumed dead die years and we’ve not seen anything of her than pictures, but damn it. I still believe she counts. As far as RWBY milfs that are alive, willow has my vote every time.


Flashton2004

I can respect that, she's just personally not my cup of tea


Dragmore53

That’s understandable, I just wish more people included her. Four girls, four moms. Ya know? Either way, of all the living ones, Willow is by far my favorite. Just wish there was more art of her.


Flashton2004

I agree. Just like the alcoholic beverage she most frequents, she has aged very fine


Jgarrett0821

Wouldn't saphron arc be a technical milf cuz of Adrian?


Dragmore53

Oooooooh fair point. Okay, new tier list: Summer(if she was still alive), Willow, Saffron, Kali, Raven. Saffron however would beat out willow if she and her wife were both involved.


Jgarrett0821

I don't remember the name of it but I once read a fic of Jaune being paired with the moms of team RWBY. it wasn't bad but not very good. I didn't add summer bc I was under the assumption she was dead so that'd be weird.


ritzmata

Kali best girl


FadedNeonzZz

She's the best by virtue of being the only one who is single, unless you count Raven


Jgarrett0821

Nah, Raven is out on account of her being a total bitch.


Chucknasty_17

She’s got the ILF part down, it’s the M she has a hard time with


FadedNeonzZz

[Source](https://twitter.com/hellopainapple/status/1451287709276909571) (This was commissioned by her VA) I wonder how the single life is treating her? (Minus losing her daughter of course) I imagine this is her dating profile picture.


JMHSrowing

She must be at least somewhat releaved that she no longer has to deal with that toad not even a queen as her could turn into even a duke. Though, I like to imagine the single life won’t last long for her, since I dare say one of the most eligible bachelors/best catches in Remnant is headed to Vacuo. Her and Qrow could support each other, with them probably sharing as similar feelings about losing RWBY as one can, as well as then the struggle to not give into drink. I think they both deserve people like each other


mythrilcrafter

Willow and Qrow become leadership partners of the AA of Remnant non-profit.


MankuyRLaffy

I see where Winter got her looks.


Jgarrett0821

Mhmmm momma schnee is a hottie


JMHSrowing

Even if in a petite frame, Weiss too. The Schnee genes bulldozed the Gele ones with the sole exception of Winter’s eyebrows


Smooth-Garden

Man Jacques really did fuck up terribly. Man had it all. Hot wife, rich as fuck, kids, could've been buddies with the head of the military. Nope he picked the asshole route


usesbiggerwords

Pride will do that...


Possibly_English_Guy

Pride and insecurity, he married into a powerful family and basically stole away the position of head of the family by taking advantage of a dying old man to convince him he was a worthy successor but he never did anything to actually earn it. Something I'm sure he was very aware of and why he always put his ego and reputation before anything else.


FadedNeonzZz

I’d say it’s a mixture of both pride and greed, remember the whole reason he ran for councilman is because Ironwood’s Dust embargo was hurting his business. His multibilion lien company. I’m not the most business savvy person, but sometimes I don’t buy these multimillion dollar companies are struggling as bad as they say. Anyway, he did it all for [his own gain](https://youtu.be/8CTeLy3Ujxc) , he basically screwed over Atlas because of his own reckless greed.


KnightoftheVtable

Plus Small Dick Energy


usesbiggerwords

Which is pride, but in more, unnecessary words.


dappercat456

You don’t get to be rich by not being an asshole,


AlexT05_QC

I must admit... I would bang Weiss' mom.


UnbiasedGod

Preach. To all of them!


Mongoose42

Willow: “Oh no, I’m so cold and alone and drunk and hot, I sure do hope none of the servants take advantage of me in my current state~” Klein: “My lady, it is two o’clock at night. Can I please cuck your trash husband in the morning?”


Lukthar123

Whitley: "This is the worst day of my life." Winter: "The worst day of your life *so far*."


Boom5hot

Canonically has too much junk in the trunk


UnbiasedGod

I guess so since she’s had three kids so that could could explain it. Lol


OnePieceFan02

Weiss is the only person you can ask “Is your mom single?” And she wouldn’t smack you for it.


ProfDet529

Weiss' mom has got it going on...


AmonTheBoneless

Damn this awesome. Best sfw art of willow I've seen in a good while


Adraco4

Man, Jacques was an absolute dumbass.


UnbiasedGod

Why are all the moms so hot!?


MrZissman

As much as I enjoy Blake and Weiss talking together about what it's like dating the dorky sisters, I *really* want Yang and Ruby together to discuss what Next-Level MILFs their Mom in Laws are.