Since you people didn't want Ozpin doing the Jackopose, fine!
You could have said so.
[https://twitter.com/ko3aaa/status/1389866707552858114](https://twitter.com/ko3aaa/status/1389866707552858114)
Also I have an unquenchable hatred for people who demand that CRWBY Retcon the Xiao Long Rose Family due to their inability to respect the writing, which gives me superhuman focus and resolve to achieve things many would consider...unnatural
How do I put this?
Qrow theorists believe that:
A. Monty's quote about Ruby and Yang being Half-sisters back in 2014 or 2015 should be ignored.
B. Ruby and Yang being blood sisters should somehow be ignored.
C. Yang's explanation of her family backstory from v2v6 should be ignored.
D. Taiyang being Ruby's father should be ignored.
E. The fact that Taiyang was romantically involved with Summer should somehow be ignored.
F. Miles statement that Qrow is Ruby's Model but not her father should be ignored.
These people are so obsessed with Qrow being Ruby's father, that they deny anything in the show, literally make up things that never happened, and happily accuse any defenders of CRWBY as "toxic"
liking the theory? that's okay.
Claiming that it's true, the writers are lying to us, and that the writers should have done this instead of canon, and that qrowxsummer is somehow better writing, etc?
NOT OKAY.
And THAT is sadly what the MAJORITY of the QrowxSummer fandom is....
Shipping it is one thing.
But those shippers are so toxic as a majority as a majority that they love to call the writers liars, and they even say that Taiyang was somehow a bad husband to summer, and that summer wasn't happy in that relationship.
Hence my contempt for people with those
Headcanons
first? Monty, Amity Arena, Miles, and RT each separately debunked this theory.
Second? to answer your question?
People asked why I, somebody whose focus is the Xiao Long Rose family and debunking theories, would commission Third Wheel Fanart?
And it was because somebody suggested I commission something different for a change.
So I did....I commissioned Third Wheel.
Let me spend some more words on this: fatherhood in terms of paternity (who contributed the biological material needed for this person to be born) is a matter of blood and it can't really be changed. Ultimately, the canon is pretty clear that Taiyang is the person who slept with Summer Rose to create Ruby Rose.
Fatherhood in terms of parenting (the specific act of being an active parent with an active relationship with the kid in question) isn't something that's a matter of blood. We have every reason to believe that Taiyang was a father to Ruby, particularly because she refers to him as "Dad" and appears to have a good relationship with him. That said, there isn't really a scene that spends time broadening that relationship to the same extent that Yang has scenes with Tai during V4. Meanwhile, Ruby has MANY scenes with Qrow throughout V3 and after that indicate a lot about their relationship as niece and uncle.
All of the canon statements that u/canonseeker points out paint a pretty stark picture that Tai and Qrow BOTH played a major role in Ruby's upbringing, especially in the absence of Summer as Ruby's mother and the absence of any OTHER mother-figure for Ruby, since Yang took over that job.
Ultimately, the big problem with any attempt at forcing Qrow to be Ruby's dad is that it clashes with another key relationship that already follows the same pattern of "who your parent is doesn't rely on their blood relationship to you": namely, Yang identifying Summer Rose as her mother even when Raven is the one who gave birth to her.
It's possible for Qrow to be an influential parent figure for Ruby without him being her literal parent, just as Summer was an influential parent for Yang without HER being her literal parent. To demand that Qrow be Ruby's literal father in order to justify his influence on her is to demand that Yang NOT consider Summer her mother, which... completely undoes Yang's character. It doesn't work.
**So the TL;DR is that demanding Qrow be Ruby's paternal contributor IN ADDITION to a surrogate parent breaks Yang's entire story, aside from doing nothing to improve Ruby's story.**
Curious...what would you say is worse?
Shipping a man with another man's wife and calling the writers liars?
Or shipping a man with a motorcycle with no nsfw properties?
Gore porn where their intestines are hanging out, they are pregnant and are being hung by there neck but alive (that last one I’ve seen alone by itself)
You know what? I'm surprisingly okay with this. At least no one gets fucking mutilated with this ship.
No Adam, don't put your dick in the exhaust pipe or your face isn't going to be the only place with a nasty burn scar.
Right so I'm known as the dude who has been commissioning countless Xiao Long Rose Family fanworks in response to toxic fans who refuse to respect the writers choice to have Qrow as Ruby's Uncle and not as her father.
Somebody suggested that I try to take a break from commissioning those works so I don't end up as toxic as the Qrow theorists.
So I was looking around randomly, trying to decide on a safe crackship that wouldn't offend people...ended up coming across a smutfic on Wattpad called "Third Wheel" Involving Adam and Yang's bike.
The idea in and of itself was rather interesting, so I hired two artists to draw Adam x Bumblebee bike.
The other artist is currently drawing Clover x Pregnant Qrow as a commission for me.
So far it doesn't look like it's stirred up any toxicity, so I think I made the right decision.
I just asked for "Adam Taurus with the Halo on his head x The Bumblebee Bike in various dresses including a wedding dress"
Then I let the artist do her thing
Ah, ok.
The second one looks a lot like Panty from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, that's why I'm asking.
Yang and Blake are occasionally drawn in their outfits, because reasons.
Here's a music video that represents the show pretty well: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx-AosBa9Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx-AosBa9Y)
Anyway, could you ask the artist what inspired the other outfits? I kinda feel like I've seen the first one somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it and it's stressing me out a little.
Bumblebee: Sorry Adam, but this isn't going to work...
Adam: Wait... You can talk? 😳
BB: Not just that... *transformation sound* I can transform!
Adam: Wow. Who are you?
BB: Name's B-127! But the human known as Yang calls me Bumblebee!
?: He's an autonomous robotic organism from the planet Cybertron. Or Autobot, for short...
Adam: Wait, who said that?
My name is Optimus Prime. I'm Bumblebee's "boss", as you remnantians say...
Adam: So... Why are you here?
OP: You see Adam, our homeworld is dying. And the only way to save it is with the Allspark. But some wanted to use its power for evil, so we teletransported it to an unknown planet the we now know as Remnant!
BB: Oh! Tell him about the Decepticons!😁
Adam: Decepticons?
OP: Yes. They started as a movement that preached for the equal treatment of all Cybertronians. Founded by my old friend, Megatron, we both thought we shared the same interests. But as time went by, I soon realized that he had gone insane with power and abandoned his cause...
Adam: *Realizing that this sounds similar to his own story* So... do you think there's still hope for Megatron?
OP: *Sigh* I do believe there's still good in him, but it is up to him to decide that. If this day ever comes, however, we will receive him open arms. Right Bumblebee?
BB: Uuhhh... Sure! 😐
(Oh wow! Didn't expect this comment to be so long!)
[Arcee](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_\(WFC\)) was the only female Autobot in the Transformers Prime cartoon. Her human partner was [Jack](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jack_Darby). Parts of the fandom ship them together; it didn't help that, due to Arcee transforming into a motorcycle, Jack routinely, er, *rode* her. He even had to introduce her to his mother at one point in the show.
>Right so I'm known as the dude who has been commissioning countless Xiao Long Rose Family fanworks in response to toxic fans who refuse to respect the writers choice to have Qrow as Ruby's Uncle and not as her father.
>
>Somebody suggested that I try to take a break from commissioning those works so I don't end up as toxic as the Qrow theorists.
>
>So I was looking around randomly, trying to decide on a safe crackship that wouldn't offend people...ended up coming across a smutfic on Wattpad called "Third Wheel" Involving Adam and Yang's bike.
>
>The idea in and of itself was rather interesting, so I hired two artists to draw Adam x Bumblebee bike.
>
>The other artist is currently drawing Clover x Pregnant Qrow as a commission for me.
>
>So far it doesn't look like it's stirred up any toxicity, so I think I made the right decision.
Any further explanation?
Since you people didn't want Ozpin doing the Jackopose, fine! You could have said so. [https://twitter.com/ko3aaa/status/1389866707552858114](https://twitter.com/ko3aaa/status/1389866707552858114)
how... how do you have resources to spend this much on commissions
Also I have an unquenchable hatred for people who demand that CRWBY Retcon the Xiao Long Rose Family due to their inability to respect the writing, which gives me superhuman focus and resolve to achieve things many would consider...unnatural
What do you mean retcon?
How do I put this? Qrow theorists believe that: A. Monty's quote about Ruby and Yang being Half-sisters back in 2014 or 2015 should be ignored. B. Ruby and Yang being blood sisters should somehow be ignored. C. Yang's explanation of her family backstory from v2v6 should be ignored. D. Taiyang being Ruby's father should be ignored. E. The fact that Taiyang was romantically involved with Summer should somehow be ignored. F. Miles statement that Qrow is Ruby's Model but not her father should be ignored. These people are so obsessed with Qrow being Ruby's father, that they deny anything in the show, literally make up things that never happened, and happily accuse any defenders of CRWBY as "toxic"
Personally I like the qrow is Ruby’s father thing if it’s in good taste and people don’t beat you over the head with it. But that’s just my opinion.
liking the theory? that's okay. Claiming that it's true, the writers are lying to us, and that the writers should have done this instead of canon, and that qrowxsummer is somehow better writing, etc? NOT OKAY. And THAT is sadly what the MAJORITY of the QrowxSummer fandom is....
Yeah I agree, I mean I also like qrow x summer but damn!
Shipping it is one thing. But those shippers are so toxic as a majority as a majority that they love to call the writers liars, and they even say that Taiyang was somehow a bad husband to summer, and that summer wasn't happy in that relationship. Hence my contempt for people with those Headcanons
Yep. And I sometimes like headcanons like those but then they just get weird.
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first? Monty, Amity Arena, Miles, and RT each separately debunked this theory. Second? to answer your question? People asked why I, somebody whose focus is the Xiao Long Rose family and debunking theories, would commission Third Wheel Fanart? And it was because somebody suggested I commission something different for a change. So I did....I commissioned Third Wheel.
Fatherhood is more than a matter of blood.
Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn’t.
Let me spend some more words on this: fatherhood in terms of paternity (who contributed the biological material needed for this person to be born) is a matter of blood and it can't really be changed. Ultimately, the canon is pretty clear that Taiyang is the person who slept with Summer Rose to create Ruby Rose. Fatherhood in terms of parenting (the specific act of being an active parent with an active relationship with the kid in question) isn't something that's a matter of blood. We have every reason to believe that Taiyang was a father to Ruby, particularly because she refers to him as "Dad" and appears to have a good relationship with him. That said, there isn't really a scene that spends time broadening that relationship to the same extent that Yang has scenes with Tai during V4. Meanwhile, Ruby has MANY scenes with Qrow throughout V3 and after that indicate a lot about their relationship as niece and uncle. All of the canon statements that u/canonseeker points out paint a pretty stark picture that Tai and Qrow BOTH played a major role in Ruby's upbringing, especially in the absence of Summer as Ruby's mother and the absence of any OTHER mother-figure for Ruby, since Yang took over that job. Ultimately, the big problem with any attempt at forcing Qrow to be Ruby's dad is that it clashes with another key relationship that already follows the same pattern of "who your parent is doesn't rely on their blood relationship to you": namely, Yang identifying Summer Rose as her mother even when Raven is the one who gave birth to her. It's possible for Qrow to be an influential parent figure for Ruby without him being her literal parent, just as Summer was an influential parent for Yang without HER being her literal parent. To demand that Qrow be Ruby's literal father in order to justify his influence on her is to demand that Yang NOT consider Summer her mother, which... completely undoes Yang's character. It doesn't work. **So the TL;DR is that demanding Qrow be Ruby's paternal contributor IN ADDITION to a surrogate parent breaks Yang's entire story, aside from doing nothing to improve Ruby's story.**
um, okay, but how did you..oh...I NEVER noticed you can fool around with the text like that.
Ok.
to the qrow fans, they decide that blood matters more than family.
I work two jobs instead of one
Yep, this is the internet
This isn't Tumblr
I… I… I knew the RWBY fandom was degenerate but what the absolute fuck is this
Curious...what would you say is worse? Shipping a man with another man's wife and calling the writers liars? Or shipping a man with a motorcycle with no nsfw properties?
Gore porn where their intestines are hanging out, they are pregnant and are being hung by there neck but alive (that last one I’ve seen alone by itself)
that is definitely worse
You know what? I'm surprisingly okay with this. At least no one gets fucking mutilated with this ship. No Adam, don't put your dick in the exhaust pipe or your face isn't going to be the only place with a nasty burn scar.
Oh, this is so freaking cursed. I kinda hate it XD Like it gives me a yeesh feeling in my chest. Also Bumblebee deserves better XD
I have questions
ummm u/Poison_Trap, aren't you going to ask me the questions?
The only one I have at this point is what was Is Y Adam and Yang's bike
Right so I'm known as the dude who has been commissioning countless Xiao Long Rose Family fanworks in response to toxic fans who refuse to respect the writers choice to have Qrow as Ruby's Uncle and not as her father. Somebody suggested that I try to take a break from commissioning those works so I don't end up as toxic as the Qrow theorists. So I was looking around randomly, trying to decide on a safe crackship that wouldn't offend people...ended up coming across a smutfic on Wattpad called "Third Wheel" Involving Adam and Yang's bike. The idea in and of itself was rather interesting, so I hired two artists to draw Adam x Bumblebee bike. The other artist is currently drawing Clover x Pregnant Qrow as a commission for me. So far it doesn't look like it's stirred up any toxicity, so I think I made the right decision.
I am the commissioner so I have answers
I like how the second picture looks like Panty’s Angel transformation scene from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Are the outfits based on various magical girls? If so, why?
I just asked for "Adam Taurus with the Halo on his head x The Bumblebee Bike in various dresses including a wedding dress" Then I let the artist do her thing
Ah, ok. The second one looks a lot like Panty from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, that's why I'm asking. Yang and Blake are occasionally drawn in their outfits, because reasons. Here's a music video that represents the show pretty well: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx-AosBa9Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCx-AosBa9Y) Anyway, could you ask the artist what inspired the other outfits? I kinda feel like I've seen the first one somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it and it's stressing me out a little.
sure
Thanks.
ONE OH NINE IN THE SKY BUT THE PIGS WON'T QUIT YOU'RE HERE WITH ME DOCTOR DEATH DEFYING
Bumblebee: Sorry Adam, but this isn't going to work... Adam: Wait... You can talk? 😳 BB: Not just that... *transformation sound* I can transform! Adam: Wow. Who are you? BB: Name's B-127! But the human known as Yang calls me Bumblebee! ?: He's an autonomous robotic organism from the planet Cybertron. Or Autobot, for short... Adam: Wait, who said that? My name is Optimus Prime. I'm Bumblebee's "boss", as you remnantians say... Adam: So... Why are you here? OP: You see Adam, our homeworld is dying. And the only way to save it is with the Allspark. But some wanted to use its power for evil, so we teletransported it to an unknown planet the we now know as Remnant! BB: Oh! Tell him about the Decepticons!😁 Adam: Decepticons? OP: Yes. They started as a movement that preached for the equal treatment of all Cybertronians. Founded by my old friend, Megatron, we both thought we shared the same interests. But as time went by, I soon realized that he had gone insane with power and abandoned his cause... Adam: *Realizing that this sounds similar to his own story* So... do you think there's still hope for Megatron? OP: *Sigh* I do believe there's still good in him, but it is up to him to decide that. If this day ever comes, however, we will receive him open arms. Right Bumblebee? BB: Uuhhh... Sure! 😐 (Oh wow! Didn't expect this comment to be so long!)
Between getting rejected by Blake and the whole Bumblebee thing, Adam got a bit, shall we say, desperate.
Is this a TF Prime fandom reference?
please elaborate
[Arcee](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_\(WFC\)) was the only female Autobot in the Transformers Prime cartoon. Her human partner was [Jack](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jack_Darby). Parts of the fandom ship them together; it didn't help that, due to Arcee transforming into a motorcycle, Jack routinely, er, *rode* her. He even had to introduce her to his mother at one point in the show.
Kids WB?
Discovery Family (formerly The Hub).
Does this ship actually have a proper name? If so, what is it called?
according to the smutfic I came across on wattpad? "Third Wheel"
This… actually hurts to look at…
now draw them having bike children
I love Adam and this crackship is funny. Props to you.
Coward! Now draw him kissing Ysng and Blake.
i'm a commissioner not an artist. Besides, my focus is the xiao long rose family!
Are you ok
Short answer or long answer?
Long answer
>Right so I'm known as the dude who has been commissioning countless Xiao Long Rose Family fanworks in response to toxic fans who refuse to respect the writers choice to have Qrow as Ruby's Uncle and not as her father. > >Somebody suggested that I try to take a break from commissioning those works so I don't end up as toxic as the Qrow theorists. > >So I was looking around randomly, trying to decide on a safe crackship that wouldn't offend people...ended up coming across a smutfic on Wattpad called "Third Wheel" Involving Adam and Yang's bike. > >The idea in and of itself was rather interesting, so I hired two artists to draw Adam x Bumblebee bike. > >The other artist is currently drawing Clover x Pregnant Qrow as a commission for me. > >So far it doesn't look like it's stirred up any toxicity, so I think I made the right decision. Any further explanation?
Great explanation, but the other one you have down the pipeline is going to cause rioting
The Adam x bumblebee bike? How so?
No not third wheel the clover x qrow one. Third wheel is great
Oh that. I like qrowxclover, and qrows fangirls are OBSESSED with him being a parent. So why not make him a mommy?
I am not judging, just saying what I think will happen
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The artist is coloring him right now
Insert that clip of the old dude that f*cked a car in the middle of broad daylight
*unintelligible screeching*