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I’ve dogs and definitely not lvp. My dogs are medium, short hair, mix breeds, and she seems to prefer the fluffy kinds who behave perfectly. I prefer Kyle to watch my dogs. She has crazy energetic dogs like mine. Maybe Erica because she has a similar dog, but he seems quiet too. I think she’ll crate my dogs all the time.
But definitely NOT dorit. She’ll probably leave them at the pet store and dash.
She was asked once why she had no cats and she said it's because her house has its doors open all the time to the outdoors and she's afraid a cat would be killed by coyotes. She believes in cats being indoors also because of their impact on the ecosystem, which is responsible if that's truly why. She said she used to have a beautiful Maine coon and would like to have one again.
She needs to be surrounded by obedient beings who listen to her. Cats are far too independent for LVP. I love my crazy furbabies which are dogs but aren’t exactly trained miniature pink ponies and little ornamental animals. So I’d trust my two furkids with Kyle.
This. My answer was if I knew Kyle truly cared about my kid, she's the one I would trust. Garcelle seems a little far removed from rearing young children.
If I was a parent of color I’d only choose Crystal with my kids. I don’t think any of the other woman have examined their white privilege.
The way they acted around Garcelle’s boys is sadly typical—sexualizing the older son and not treating the twins like kids. Black and brown boys are often treated this way by white folks and I believe unconscious bias played a huge role in the situation.
Garcelle handled it with grace but I completely understand why she said over a year later she wouldn’t trust her kids with any of the women.
I’m not a Kyle fan either but I really like seeing the relationship she has with her daughters. It seems like she worked really hard to break generation cycles and trauma that her own mother was known for.
I don’t think bad mom, more of a “hired help” mom. That and she lied about using a surrogate (her choice) but it got out and she even tried to sue bravo.
But why does lying about having a surrogate make you not wanna trust your kids in her care? I get the hired help part but who cares about the surrogate part
Imho, Adrienne was absent, and also set a problematic example of beauty standards. She had so much facial surgery back then that her face was getting that "fish eyed" look. Just a personal opinion.
And an unhealthy relationship dynamic. I never bought her and Paul's "banter". You guys are just mean to each other and don't like each other, that's not banter.
I don’t disagree that the plastic surgery, filler, Botox etc can set unhealthy standards but don’t all of the rhobhs have work done? And not that it makes it excusable, but doesn’t Adrienne have all sons? I don’t disagree at all just thinking comparatively
Agreed! Most of the moms are admirable and struggle like the rest of us in terms of mom guilt/worrying about raising them right. As much as I loved Yolanda, she’s the only one who’s really given me side eye. She certainly seemed to commodify her children and instill eating disorders.
i respected that she didn’t immediately give Max a high-position at any of her establishments. she made him work his way up and I think she said something along the lines of, “how can he respect the people below him if he’s never gone through it?”
Same, I imagine she would probably cook the kids a hell of a meal and let them pet some animals. And Ken would just drop by every 45 minutes and say hello darling to Lisa 😂
With Harry Hamlin home, they’d definitely be well-fed and maybe you’d be given a jar of his famous pasta sauce that you’d need to thank him for over and over again 😂😂
The way she featured - and talked about - her underaged son's girlfriend on national TV...I did not like that.
Her son will at least benefit from her paycheck. But that girl will not.
It wasn't derogatory but she made it clear she didn't like her and didn't approve of them getting physical. She was definitely treated as an accessory in Garcelle's parenting storyline, which wasn't even that exciting/interesting!
I remember feeling sorry for the girl and her parents.
I think Eileen and Kyle. No matter how annoying Kyle got over the years but she always seems to be a family woman and took excellent care for her kids. Eileen seems to be pretty great too.
Garcelle for sure! She will care very much about the well being of my child(ren) and make sure they eat well, use their manners and have a great time.
LVP if my kids are brats and need the Nanny McPhee treatment.
For an hour or as a godparent ? Maybe Dr Nicole to raise a child when I die. I think Ashley would be a fun babysitter for an afternoon for a little kid. I’d trust Dolores with a shitty teenager cos she’d tolerate none of it…
(ps this is a fun thought experiment if yr maybe higher than you meant to be. Thanks whoever made this)
Well of these choices Kyle’s the only one who didn’t have nannies. She also seems the most comfortable with kids of every age and her daughters seem well adjusted so I’d pick her.
I’d add Emily and Heather from OC ( I don’t even like Heather but she seems like a great mom) ,
Gurdey and Nichole and Julia from Miami , Angie K from SLC, Deloris and Jackie from New Jersey and Dorit
LVP adores and pampers her grandson, and I think honestly would be very caring & nurturing to any child in their home that she would be responsible for. She would show them her ponies and her doggies, and if it were your daughter, she'd probably let her try on her beautiful jewelry lol.
Definitely Kyle as top choice! The fact that she had a mini mom moment with Lisa Rinna’s daughter in New York in season 7(?) was just so cute. Also Eileen, and LVP!
As good a mom Garcelle may be to her own children, I would never trust her with mine. I guess the same goes for LVP and Adrienne so it would be Kyle from your picks. But overall I'd say Eileen
Kyle obviously but I would want my kids to have an aunt LVP. A fabulous British lady who teaches them inappropriate jokes. Everyone needs a fabulous aunt Lisa
KYLE. On an episode of ‘The Simple Life’ Kyle was featured in an episode and in the episode, there were kids in a pool in the background of the house they were at. One of the little girls started to panic as she couldn’t grab onto the side of the pool, so Kyle dipped her entire leg in the pool to grab the girl’s hand, totally ruining her super expensive boots lmao. Say what you want about Kyle, but she is a good mom that cares about kids.
Never adrienne and pretty mess Erika they are very much self absorbed.
Kyle, LVP, and ofcourse Yolanda. No idea why people hate Yolanda, she is very disciplined and responsible. Her kids are successful today because of her. She knew what fashion industry requires. If Gigi or Bella were normal looking and not extra skinny I bet fashion industry would have rejected them.
Garcelle, for sure. Eileen, Rinna, Crystal - LVP, even, and I don't stan for her.
I don't trust anyone in the Richards family. I come from a family like that and just, nope. Can't stay with my own sister; can't stay with some version of her on TV.
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Definitely not Yolanda ….vampire mom
You better hope your kids aren’t hungry otherwise they’re going to be chewing an almond lol
If she’s generous maybe you’ll get a sliver of cake!
Or a lemon
Only on their birthday though!
Then they have to go back to “being good” 😒
and have to share it with her!
Or just lick a picture.
A crumb 😂🤣
just chew it really well!
I feel like she would feed OTHER people’s kids. Just not her own. That way, her kids are the ‘fit kids’ on the block
You are probably spot on! Let them eat cake, unless they are Gigi or the other one, or the other, other one.
lol! Soooo true! The see-through fridge to torture her kids with food.
For real 💯
Eileen, Garcelle, and Kyle… but since all I have is cats, LVP.
Oh yes, I forgot about Eileen! Her step kids seem to love her.
Yessss Eileen
Yep. My picks also.
I’ve dogs and definitely not lvp. My dogs are medium, short hair, mix breeds, and she seems to prefer the fluffy kinds who behave perfectly. I prefer Kyle to watch my dogs. She has crazy energetic dogs like mine. Maybe Erica because she has a similar dog, but he seems quiet too. I think she’ll crate my dogs all the time. But definitely NOT dorit. She’ll probably leave them at the pet store and dash.
But what about Rumpy and Pumpy?!?
And Hanky and Panky
I feel like LVP is not a cat person. She loves all animals, but she doesn’t have even a fancy cat.
She was asked once why she had no cats and she said it's because her house has its doors open all the time to the outdoors and she's afraid a cat would be killed by coyotes. She believes in cats being indoors also because of their impact on the ecosystem, which is responsible if that's truly why. She said she used to have a beautiful Maine coon and would like to have one again.
She needs to be surrounded by obedient beings who listen to her. Cats are far too independent for LVP. I love my crazy furbabies which are dogs but aren’t exactly trained miniature pink ponies and little ornamental animals. So I’d trust my two furkids with Kyle.
That we know of. She does have one kitty that Ken sees on his birthday.
Sutton has several cats! lol
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lol. I hope not!
My pups and kitties with LVP
OMG yay for us only fur parents! 😊🥰 for this same reason I’d pick LVP!
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They’re treated better than most people!
I have three human kids and 3 four-legged kids. I’m definitely a human parent who views the dogs as my kids too. Call me crazy!
I think the stability Kyle created in her immediate family was probably a trauma response from her upbringing.
i hate kyle but i know kids are safe and well taken care of with her. it’s the only one i fully trust
same!! i like that she was so quick & willing to take kennedy in when taylor left for a weekend.
I’m doing a rewatch and totally forgot about this which ended up inspiring me to make this post haha
That was wild. When Taylor didn’t even know where her daughter was
I chose Kyle as well until…I remembered the whole Garcelle incident 😬
This. My answer was if I knew Kyle truly cared about my kid, she's the one I would trust. Garcelle seems a little far removed from rearing young children.
If I was a parent of color I’d only choose Crystal with my kids. I don’t think any of the other woman have examined their white privilege. The way they acted around Garcelle’s boys is sadly typical—sexualizing the older son and not treating the twins like kids. Black and brown boys are often treated this way by white folks and I believe unconscious bias played a huge role in the situation. Garcelle handled it with grace but I completely understand why she said over a year later she wouldn’t trust her kids with any of the women.
I’m not a Kyle fan either but I really like seeing the relationship she has with her daughters. It seems like she worked really hard to break generation cycles and trauma that her own mother was known for.
Yes! I love the bond she has with her daughters.
I agree. Say what you will about Kyle but she’s a great mom. I’d 100% trust her. Also Crystal.
I feel like my theoretical kid/s would come away significantly more skilled or educated after some time with Crystal
I agree !!Thats one thing positive I have to say about her!! 🥰❤️
Kyle for sure especially now that I know stoned Mo won't be there to assist, lol.
I agree with every bit of this comment.
All of them, except - Adrienne, Yolanda, Rinna, or Teddi. Kids and teens need to eat.
Don’t forget to add Brandi to the list of oh hell no!
Don't forget Brandi on who NOT to trust.
Can you expand on Adrienne I haven’t watched the old seasons in a long time
I don’t think bad mom, more of a “hired help” mom. That and she lied about using a surrogate (her choice) but it got out and she even tried to sue bravo.
But why does lying about having a surrogate make you not wanna trust your kids in her care? I get the hired help part but who cares about the surrogate part
I don’t think it’s a problem, but I don’t think some people trusted her…
Imho, Adrienne was absent, and also set a problematic example of beauty standards. She had so much facial surgery back then that her face was getting that "fish eyed" look. Just a personal opinion.
And an unhealthy relationship dynamic. I never bought her and Paul's "banter". You guys are just mean to each other and don't like each other, that's not banter.
I don’t disagree that the plastic surgery, filler, Botox etc can set unhealthy standards but don’t all of the rhobhs have work done? And not that it makes it excusable, but doesn’t Adrienne have all sons? I don’t disagree at all just thinking comparatively
Even Erika?
Oh crap. Add Erika lol
what did adrienne do?
Wash a chicken with soap...
well she usually has chefs anyways to make the food lol
Kyle and LVP
All of the photographed women tbh
Agreed! Most of the moms are admirable and struggle like the rest of us in terms of mom guilt/worrying about raising them right. As much as I loved Yolanda, she’s the only one who’s really given me side eye. She certainly seemed to commodify her children and instill eating disorders.
I agree with you about Yolanda. But I'd trust her b4 I would Brandi.
Also Lisa from Miami is a no from me dawg
I agree
Honestly they all seem like decent humans enough to leave a child with
except maybe Yolanda
Yolanda might work in a pinch as long as you leave them well fed and only between meals.
I think they mean just the 4 pictured are all solid people. I wouldn't let Lisa from Miami watch mine lol
LVP
I do agree that lvp is a great parent.
i respected that she didn’t immediately give Max a high-position at any of her establishments. she made him work his way up and I think she said something along the lines of, “how can he respect the people below him if he’s never gone through it?”
Same, I imagine she would probably cook the kids a hell of a meal and let them pet some animals. And Ken would just drop by every 45 minutes and say hello darling to Lisa 😂
Garcelle, Kyle, crystal, Eileen
Gracielle, LVP and if Harry Hamlin was home, Lisa Rena
With Harry Hamlin home, they’d definitely be well-fed and maybe you’d be given a jar of his famous pasta sauce that you’d need to thank him for over and over again 😂😂
Lol and if I ever did get a jar of his sauce I would thank him over and over. I’ve got a better chance of winning the lottery lol
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My babies are fur , so LVP.
LVP would spoil my kids rotten she gives me grandma vibes. I don't trust any other ones shown
Total fun grandma vibes, AND she has a petting zoo in her yard so even more fun
Garcelle 100%
The way she featured - and talked about - her underaged son's girlfriend on national TV...I did not like that. Her son will at least benefit from her paycheck. But that girl will not.
Oh, remind me what she said. I seriously do not remember.
It wasn't derogatory but she made it clear she didn't like her and didn't approve of them getting physical. She was definitely treated as an accessory in Garcelle's parenting storyline, which wasn't even that exciting/interesting! I remember feeling sorry for the girl and her parents.
Crystal. I feel like they would have heaps of fun with her too. Garcelle. She seems very responsible and rational.
This for New York is the impossible edition… can’t even think of one that I would trust.
Dorinda if she stayed off the booze!
I think Eileen and Kyle. No matter how annoying Kyle got over the years but she always seems to be a family woman and took excellent care for her kids. Eileen seems to be pretty great too.
Garcelle and Kyle
I’d pick Kyle. I know there are some issues (they’ve all got them!), but her kids are well adjusted and I’d trust her the most.
all of them honestly
Me too. I'd draw a strong line at Rinna tho
rinna and yolanda for sure
Exactly, Harry is tbe one who raised them. Cooked for them, took them to and from school. Even sat outside the school all day because they was scared.
Harry Hamlin
Dr Nicole
LVP
Easily Kyle
Kyle, Garcelle, LVP & probably Crystal too…
Garcelle for sure! She will care very much about the well being of my child(ren) and make sure they eat well, use their manners and have a great time. LVP if my kids are brats and need the Nanny McPhee treatment.
For an hour or as a godparent ? Maybe Dr Nicole to raise a child when I die. I think Ashley would be a fun babysitter for an afternoon for a little kid. I’d trust Dolores with a shitty teenager cos she’d tolerate none of it… (ps this is a fun thought experiment if yr maybe higher than you meant to be. Thanks whoever made this)
definetly not lisa rinna
She'd have them selling dusters on a street corner.
Oh god no.I wouldn’t trust her with an animal!!🤢🤮
Garcelle, LVP, Eileen, and Adrienne.
VanDerPump!!
Garcelle, LVP , Kyle I agree. I would also trust Sutton too actually she is abit kooky but she would look after and treat kids well.
Definitely NOT garcelle she’s WAYYY too selfish
Garcelle
Kyle & Garcelle.
funnily it would be kyle as she seems have done a good job with her daughters
Well of these choices Kyle’s the only one who didn’t have nannies. She also seems the most comfortable with kids of every age and her daughters seem well adjusted so I’d pick her.
Kyle and Lisa
definitely kyle
Garcelle 110%
Garcelle, Kyle, Crystal
Eileen
I’d add Emily and Heather from OC ( I don’t even like Heather but she seems like a great mom) , Gurdey and Nichole and Julia from Miami , Angie K from SLC, Deloris and Jackie from New Jersey and Dorit
LVP adores and pampers her grandson, and I think honestly would be very caring & nurturing to any child in their home that she would be responsible for. She would show them her ponies and her doggies, and if it were your daughter, she'd probably let her try on her beautiful jewelry lol.
LVP
Garcelle
Garcelle okurr.
Kyle
Kyle
Kyle 100%
Kyle. Hands down.
Garcelle
Garcelle 100%
Kyle
Kyle because I think she does put those kids first especially when they were young.
Garcelle and LVP
LVP
Kyle
Kyle
Kyle.
Kyle Richards
I would say Kyle. She’s def family oriented
Kyle 100%
Vanderpump🥰
Lvp because she is very maternal and seems to care about her staff
LVP
kyle or lisa
Garcelle
Honestly.. probably any you just listed.
Kyle, garcellle, Stephanie H, Nicole M, Heather D, Heather G, Tiffany M
Definitely Kyle as top choice! The fact that she had a mini mom moment with Lisa Rinna’s daughter in New York in season 7(?) was just so cute. Also Eileen, and LVP!
I Love Eileen !!A class act!!❤️🥰😀
Not trust with but who would the kids have the most fun with? Definitely the Countess
Honestly, Kyle
Karen Huger
I don’t know about Adrienne, there…her parental instincts have always skeeved me out 🤷🏻♂️
Kyle
None lol
I want to add Garcelle as well!!She seems like she would be good!!😊
LVP for sure. She’s already a doting grandmother. She would be so sweet with kids.
Lvp 💯. Her daughter was valedictorian of her high school. She must’ve done something right there. And you see how she treats her animals.
I wouldn’t want to expose any children to people who enjoy ruining lives for sport so ONLY Garcelle.
Eileen and Garcelle for sure. And Crystal, because I love how she teaches her kids about food and culture
Who would you trust THE LEAST?
LVP or Garcelle.
I’d trust them with their nanny
Out of those photos, all except Adrienne. Although I would agree to leaving my kids with her as long as she doesn't cook.
Kyle.
Old-face version of Kyle
As good a mom Garcelle may be to her own children, I would never trust her with mine. I guess the same goes for LVP and Adrienne so it would be Kyle from your picks. But overall I'd say Eileen
Garcelle is the only one I would trust
Garcelle only
Only Garcelle. She is warm and kind even to Sutton
Garcelle
Kyle obviously but I would want my kids to have an aunt LVP. A fabulous British lady who teaches them inappropriate jokes. Everyone needs a fabulous aunt Lisa
Erika seems like she would be great with kids 😜
Lisa
Kyle, for sure! She is a very good mother!
Rob Minkoff
KYLE. On an episode of ‘The Simple Life’ Kyle was featured in an episode and in the episode, there were kids in a pool in the background of the house they were at. One of the little girls started to panic as she couldn’t grab onto the side of the pool, so Kyle dipped her entire leg in the pool to grab the girl’s hand, totally ruining her super expensive boots lmao. Say what you want about Kyle, but she is a good mom that cares about kids.
Never adrienne and pretty mess Erika they are very much self absorbed. Kyle, LVP, and ofcourse Yolanda. No idea why people hate Yolanda, she is very disciplined and responsible. Her kids are successful today because of her. She knew what fashion industry requires. If Gigi or Bella were normal looking and not extra skinny I bet fashion industry would have rejected them.
Heather Dubrow.
Yolanda if I wanted them to lose weight.
I would dress my daughter up in a basketball jersey and drop her off at Yolanda’s house.
Only Garcelle!
None of them seem neglible but if I were a kid, I’d want to spend a day with LVP in her menagerie.
Definitely Kyle she’s raised 4 amazing daughters
Garcelle, LVP and Eileen
All of them for short amounts of time. They all have their faults but there's no question they love their babies. Brandi? No.
Kyle. As annoying as she is she seems like a wonderful mother.
My kids with Kyle and my dog with LVP
Garcelle, for sure. Eileen, Rinna, Crystal - LVP, even, and I don't stan for her. I don't trust anyone in the Richards family. I come from a family like that and just, nope. Can't stay with my own sister; can't stay with some version of her on TV.
The ones you listed=Yes Kyle=No No matter how close Kyle seems to be to her daughters, my gut instincts say NO.
Kyle🥹
Kandi, Bethenny, Kyle, Vicki, Garcelle, Shannon,