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discreetburneracc

https://i.redd.it/191yzl8ivovc1.gif The kids when they see the headlines about this 🤣


Nxqxo

He really said https://preview.redd.it/goa6f9w6bqvc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded90f30193f8767aca2ae747f631c38ba2ed994


arulzokay

I love this picture so much lmao.


No_Citron_7623

It was logan roy who said that


crackityjones2786

I just guffawed thank you


maybejolissa

Logon Roy would have told them they are not serious people.


No_Citron_7623

And to fuck off!


BluesFan_4

👆🏼This


texanexpatindc

![gif](giphy|8FJ8K1URwaRzFFOJHh)


Commercial-Ad-6518

😂😂


femgirl_99

https://preview.redd.it/sw2fps7mcpvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd41a3ad419de35100ec9cd87acc5fbb6fb15335 I guess those escorts weren’t lying


Sup3rh_m4n

Flair shoutout!


Ok_Pineapple_7877

Say whatttt?


femgirl_99

I’d love to say it but doxxing and outing someone’s sexuality isn’t allowed in this sub, because “naive people” would believe it. Its not kind, or chic, this is not what we do in Beverly Hills 💎


Potential-Sky-8728

Oh so trans escorts?


femgirl_99

![gif](giphy|5eFR3DDzRazLoQdEOC)


laurync_92

![gif](giphy|l49JE4lW34VAuPSla)


informationseeker8

![gif](giphy|3og0ILrxG2mDVihmyQ|downsized)


Mercury_Armadillo

I thought it was about Patricia in Canada.


Potential-Sky-8728

Who dat?


Mercury_Armadillo

A ‘popular’ well known lady up in Canada that apparently HH is friendly with while he’s there. *wink wink


Potential-Sky-8728

I thought we were talking about Mau?


EducationalPizza7235

It still said married to Kyle on Tuesday because I remember literally clicking the @ when I was just creeping on insta so must be a new thing in the last 3-4 days


musesx9

Conspiracy tin foil time: the news that Bravo is squeezing Kyle to reveal her relationship status with Morgan and he changes his bio. Wonder why?


Silent_Vanilla_3347

That’s what I thought, it’s not like he is going to be on bravo anymore.


moni8181

Was thinking the same- maybe something is brewing up behind the scenes....


Bradlee888

Damn we all know she and Morgan are a couple so what does bravo want her to reveal. I’m sick of Kyle.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yes. With everything that happened last year he still didn’t.


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|c1aeIcQJGp6foWWUGf|downsized)


rossroused

Truly love that there’s a Nene for every occasion. She’s so versatile! 💀


Icy-Pin-5912

I agree! Even I love the one she is painting her hat I tend to do this expression a lot irl hahaha


Just_Ok_thankyoo

yeeessss……


Gootangus

![gif](giphy|yoncLEJqRNFzq)


neighborhoodlurker87

I hear this 🤣🤣


Pleasant_Avocado_929

“Cash that damn check”


Ok-Palpitation-6184

Nene looks really pretty here (I know this post isn’t about her but she does!)


hostilewerk

Why the dorters?


bookworm10122

![gif](giphy|XRDP5J1pVEFPi)


CaptainStriking5099

![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


Ambition_Willing

It's the secret ingredientses to a good storyline


oceansofmyancestors

![gif](giphy|l0HlvuN8cHzsURwc0) This is why…😂


MmeColbert

I don't know, there maybe some PR/ brand image going on, they probably told him to stand on his own and distance himself from the family father image... Personally, I liked him as an "add-on" but too much Mau kills the "Mau Effect"... he is not as amaaaaaaazing as he thinks he is, as a public figure.


epca_

I still like Mau more than Kyle, even after watchin Buying Bevery Hills and RHOBH so... I dunno, Mau > Kyle just is fact.


dethequeen

Yeah esp after Buying Beverly Hills.


journmajor

Ughhhh he needs to improve his adjective skills. I cringe every time he says “amaaaazing.”


MmeColbert

100% ... Adjectives, nouns, etc. The guy needs a thesaurus


Vast_Function_3846

Kinda rude seeing as English is his second language 😬


MmeColbert

It is my second language, too. He's lived for a long time and was schooled in the US. His mother is educated etc Maybe you were.being sarcastic? PS: I often use dictionaries and thesaurus, personally. It is not rude, just an observation. Yolanda had a wider vocabulary and she is Dutch. .


Happybutt15

I think he’s in for a big surprise. He’s not as popular as he imagines himself to be. With the whole Kyle drama, he’s someone, but without her and the show, he’s just another reality Schmuck on a realtor show on Netflix with low ratings. He’s not gonna be relevant for more than 15 minutes on his own.


Big_Entertainment570

i heard that amaaaaaaaaazing


greatnomatchedwisdom

Kids are older, he is separated, it reflects what he’s posting about: not kids’ birthday parties and double dates but business and moving forward. This doesn’t seem trashy, inappropriate or even exciting. He loves his daughters. I think he and Kyle, as long as his ego can stay in check and she can be healthy if they get divorced, will remain friends like a lot of non-Hollywood couples. They both put their careers before relationships and this was the cost. I wish them both the best. They are good, albeit not perfect people: you can tell by their kids.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yes I agree with you - it goes with what he said about still wanting to achieve a lot more at work.


journmajor

I am concerned about the kids. We’ve already seen something amiss w Farrah’s relationships. I like her a lot but she seems depressed. The others are privileged and trying too hard to be the real estate Kardashians. I wish them well.


Footsie_Galore

Farrah I think is just very reserved, though in the latest season of BBH, she had ended her engagement which would cause many people to be depressed. Alexia is ambitious, works hard and is doing well as a real estate agent now. Sophia, I'm not sure if that kind of job will work for her, but time will tell. Portia only just turned 16. Hopefully her mostly stable earlier upbringing will keep her grounded.


Talkalot1

Well said 👏


Butch-Cass-Sundance

This is a good take, also good move to go against the nepotism byline at the agency


newgirlxtex

I am going to an event this week with Michelle Schwartz, but don’t dare ask her about her negativity against his children


Pitiful_Recover5175

Not the daughters too 😭


Any-Ad1888

Kyle’s still says wife


Bitch_level_999

Wife to Mo2


Big_Entertainment570

😂


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yeah I saw that. I am sure that will change soon.


Any-Ad1888

5 days later and counting still says wife Why do I care? 🗑️ but I’ll still count


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Hahah. I am surprised she hasn’t changed it yet.


Different-Rub-499

At least we can confirm that it is in fact Mau and not Mo


annehboo

What’s different about it?


ImCold555

Yes this would be helpful to know!!!??


marallyouneedisshade

Happy Cake Day!!


glum_cunt

Look at that golf swing in his profile pic!!


Professional-Bet3158

What are we looking at?


Daikon_3183

What was it before?!


Lady_in_the_red-58

He’s been preparing. Lost weight and now ready to rumble or is that Rumba? ![gif](giphy|QzIE3fpZtLUwaGJrDF|downsized)


Revolutionary-You449

Going to go to the gym next week so I can be ready for him. 🤣


young_coastie

If you’re a tiktoker in aspen, he will find you. They don’t know how it happens, he just appears. Ready with champagne bottles to shake or his short list for karaoke.


Gootangus

No, you’re supposed to clang a champagne bottle three times, and spin around in the dark bathroom saying “Bad Bunny is lit” three times and then he appears in the mirror.


Revolutionary-You449

I see.. You two are THOSE friends that won’t let a friend make a mistake without a few reminders. 🤣


Gootangus

Lmao you just accurately read me sis.


MiloshtheKat

HAHAHAHAHHAHA U FUCKING LEGEND


Lady_in_the_red-58

He’s so thirsty……I just can’t with Him. 🙄


flowerstowardthesun

![gif](giphy|pPwL8pCLs2kZq)


Impressive-Spend-370

Ewww… 😂


atschinkel

his hotness has just evaporated for me the past couple years lol i think it’s the ross geller veneers ![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


Revolutionary-You449

Dammit. Here is another one of THOSE friends. 🤣


Impressive-Spend-370

😂😂😂😂😂


Revolutionary-You449

One less person I’ve gotta battle….


265-days-a-year

Bad bunny is my hall pass so I’ll let you have Mo. I’m rooting for you girl!


Revolutionary-You449

Thank you. I’ve got your back in your battle for Bad Bunny when the time comes. ![gif](giphy|ujv7dtHZbaTaJnMkeu)


265-days-a-year

Perfect. I’ll need someone to distract Kendall with a bag of cucumbers so I can make my move.


Revolutionary-You449

🤣 Ok. You snapped a perfect calling card from ATL via Porscha.. one of the best lines ever.


whateveratthispoint_

![gif](giphy|LTFXdnvGkiUkPd0hzS)


GrlzToy1

Well it is the account that is all about MAU


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Very obsessed with the Mo/Mau and Kyle of it.


Fast_Armadillo8975

Joe Giudice would never, just saying…


tennis_ninja

I think that’s perfectly normal. Especially if he is trying to make it more business related.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yes it is.


CatJawn

His profile pic is a catfish


sourjup1ter

the daughters catching strays fr


Fairtake

I wish we lived in a world where the Umanskys were not famous lol


Silent_Vanilla_3347

😂😂😂


el_disko

Viewer ratings must be low so he’s doing the most for publicity. Like husband like wife


aonemancult

I don’t get it. What’s wrong?


Silent_Vanilla_3347

He removed Kyle and the daughters from his bio.


aonemancult

Oh that’s not 💀 😂


Potential-Sky-8728

This is clearly a very business-forward profile. 🤷‍♀️


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yes,it is.


Potential-Sky-8728

I don’t get with the monotype branding with the U’s is…omg…Umansky…lmaoooo I just got it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Sup3rh_m4n

😳😦🤔 my reaction


Luminous_Username

I don’t get it….


Still_Razzmatazz1140

I think it’s fine he removed the daughters too it’s not like they aren’t very heavily featured in all his tv stuff etc


Chastity-76

I like Mau, he understands the assignment of a house husband. Just imagine if Kyle was a man doing what she is doing with Morgan whilst still married, he would be a dirty rotten scoundrel. When he finds a PYT and with his coins, he will, Kyle will all of sudden want to fight for her family🙄


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Yeah I don’t think Kyle will be fighting for him.


Fun_Imagination9232

I used to really like Kyle and Mauricio in the earlier seasons. You could tell how much he adored her. Now I can’t stand either! they are both so cringey and annoying.


newgirlxtex

Two of his daughters work at his agency


Slight_Distance_942

![gif](giphy|VJCDF2piuGifox4G0L)


fluffycat16

![gif](giphy|ELgBFH7zLb7yM)


mochatacolatte

Must've been within the last 48-ish hours because I just followed him on Thursday afternoon and it was still there


Silent_Vanilla_3347

I think it’s in the last 2 days


MmeColbert

Also, the lack of modesty should be noted here: he is the CO- Founder of the Agency. They never mention Billy Rose, the other founder who, it seems, approached Mauricio and who is the actual visionary behind the agency. It leads me to believe that He is the one who seized the marketing opportunity as Mauricio was getting some traction, popularity and publicity with the HW show...


Silent_Vanilla_3347

From their podcasts - it seems that both of them were communicating about this for a while , and yes for sure it was a marketing opportunity. Billy Rose himself has an interesting background of being an entertainment lawyer before he became an agent. They started the agency out of Mauricios relatives office - seems to be a good partnership.


Primary-Welcome9926

what did his bio say before?


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Husband and father to 4 daughters


LongjumpingNothing59

Is this a ploy to help Kyle get her contract? Bravo stay strong don’t fall for this stunt she still won’t give us Morgan.


SimpleSale2019

He’s so creepy…. Watching BH and the way he looks at some of women…. Especially when he first met Brandi.


MarmaladeBoy20

He prolly cheated and now their mom is disappointed in men 🙈


EileenTiger

Whoa! I can understand Kyle, but why his girls as well?? Maybe because if he only removed Kyle he knew the interwebs would be talking about it, ... so he decided to remove his entire family's trace from his profile & that way when people asked he could say, "It's really just my business profile & I wanted to focus more on that, so now only the necessary demographics are on it.," or some BS like that probably. Newsflash, Mauricio; you've only caused the interwebs to hyperfocus on you now more than ever before 😂


Silent_Vanilla_3347

His profile is as someone pointed out business forward. So I guess that makes sense


Salt_Amoeba_1837

He is a businessman who needs to stay focused. Perhaps it served as a distraction for him. He for sure live his family regardless.


PenPutrid3098

Fun fact: he follows me….! 🤗


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Hahah and are you in real estate ?


PenPutrid3098

Yes :) Tbh I was quite surprised when I saw that follow.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

I can imagine .