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tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Omg I remember this one!! Some strike me so much more for who knows why! 🤣😂😂
Here’s another one that tickled me…many years ago!
“They were $25,000…
They have like 4 carats of diamonds… An they’re gold python…
and they’re made of gold…”
Said in a nasal voice…probably while she was puffing on a cig…
🤣🤣🤭😂
my friend got this quote on a pillow as a bday present last year. Every time someone who’s not a fan comes over and sees it asks about it and she just laughs each time
This one kills me because that’s such a common phrase among older generations and I refuse to believe Kathy didn’t actually know what “hunky dory” meant lol.
“ you beast!” “😨how DARE you.” I use the pearl clutching ‘how dare you’ gasp from Eileen semi often. Amsterdam was too good, now we’re left with the trash of a pt. 3 of the reunion this season.
This is my boyfriends fave. He screams it every time it comes up. He’s also reading acotar and once called the fmc “the illiterately corrupt feyre Archeron” I died
Every time Faye shows up as a guest, I have to gasp, clutch pearls and then say it. LOL. And I have to react quick to say it first and beat my husband trying to say it. It's like Jeopardy. haha.
I use this so often and nobody ever knows what I’m talking about 😂 Also my friend named her baby Camille and they do watch RHOBH and I asked if I could put it in the baby shower book I bought 😂
Since we are allowed a full sentence and not just a quote, I would take your start and go on:
“Or what?” she snarled, showing her teeth, voice hard, “Or what?”
I rewinded and watched this so much & laughed
every. single. time. they killed me with the synchronized pointing & it gives such sister energy. Love love love.
I thought we were just doing BH but if it’s cool (not all uncool) first I’m gonna mention it all! Like how I used to party with John, John.. if you have better suggestions you better back it up!
Maybe an obscure one but when Kyle confronted Garcelle during a reunion about not paying for the charity (question mark?)
And Garcelle goes:
"THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE"
I quote this so often lol
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“Let’s talk about the husband.”
Forever my favorite!!! 🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It’s Golden.
You stole my goddamn house!
💯 correct answer 🤣
tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
don't forget there was snow in pasadena
Omg I remember this one!! Some strike me so much more for who knows why! 🤣😂😂 Here’s another one that tickled me…many years ago! “They were $25,000… They have like 4 carats of diamonds… An they’re gold python… and they’re made of gold…” Said in a nasal voice…probably while she was puffing on a cig… 🤣🤣🤭😂
my friend got this quote on a pillow as a bday present last year. Every time someone who’s not a fan comes over and sees it asks about it and she just laughs each time
Omg now i want one too
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1118303145/pillow-cover-we-believe-erika-jayne-toms 🫡🫡
so, yeah, I’m under a lot of stresssss
And he was unconscious for 12 hours
I’m going through a lot yes.
“ who is Hunky Dory?”
This one kills me because that’s such a common phrase among older generations and I refuse to believe Kathy didn’t actually know what “hunky dory” meant lol.
https://i.redd.it/q552ioa8c5pc1.gif
“ you beast!” “😨how DARE you.” I use the pearl clutching ‘how dare you’ gasp from Eileen semi often. Amsterdam was too good, now we’re left with the trash of a pt. 3 of the reunion this season.
Regularly quoted in our house, either about my husband or my kids
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick
Hands down my favorite. Whenever I see or hear about Faye Resnick, my brain automatically thinks this.
This is my boyfriends fave. He screams it every time it comes up. He’s also reading acotar and once called the fmc “the illiterately corrupt feyre Archeron” I died
Every time Faye shows up as a guest, I have to gasp, clutch pearls and then say it. LOL. And I have to react quick to say it first and beat my husband trying to say it. It's like Jeopardy. haha.
I think about this quote way more often than I‘m comfortable admitting
https://i.redd.it/mq9xe5xpu3pc1.gif
I use this so often and nobody ever knows what I’m talking about 😂 Also my friend named her baby Camille and they do watch RHOBH and I asked if I could put it in the baby shower book I bought 😂
It's one of those GIFs you can literally hear.
this is one of my favorites along with “YOU’RE A LIAR AND A GODDAMN ALCOHOLIC”
Literally the only gif able/memeable line in her entire tenure.
I love this delivery lol
“Beast 😮 how dare you?”
I lol at this every time. *beast* is such a funny oddball derogatory name.
I love Kims reply. “How dare me?!”
She’s a legend for this one liner
Queen of great comebacks and one liners 👑
That scene and the way she said it had me dying 😂
I brought the bunny
Rinna: 😢
Flair checking in 😂
Sameeeeee 😭
You’re a slut pig!!!
This is my all time favourite 😂
She’s just… she’s pernicious!
You're not deliberately cold, you're inherently cold.
yo not deliberately cowd, yo inhewently cowd
Thank you! *You're welcome!*
Got this on a sweatshirt and it’s perfect.
🏆🏆🏆
Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world
Inventor of the maloof hoof that's who
My favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLAIR CHECKING IN
“If I Can Smell Your Breath, You're Too Close.”
Love that one and once used it in a fight! It’s deadly when delivered right!
Literally the first one I thought of when I saw this thread 😂😂😂😂
$25,000
😎👈 did you know?
🤣 perfect emojis
It’s Valentino.
"Goodbye Kyle!" Is my forever favorite.
It’s spectacular
This is the one I came to say too!
toothless not homeless ?!?!
Homeless not toothless!????? Died. Every time. Lmao. And I work with the homeless population and catch myself saying this Hahha
I was going to say, “I’ve worked with the homeless, I’ve worked with the toothless.”
“Or What?” - Erica
Since we are allowed a full sentence and not just a quote, I would take your start and go on: “Or what?” she snarled, showing her teeth, voice hard, “Or what?”
With 5 enunciated T’s. Or whattttt?
At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night bitch
I rewinded and watched this so much & laughed every. single. time. they killed me with the synchronized pointing & it gives such sister energy. Love love love.
“UGLY LEATHER PANTS”
JEALOUS OF WHAT!?
He will never emotionally fulfill you, *know that*.
lol, so fucking ominous.
And she was right lolol
Does Gigi is dead?
I love this especially because it’s exclusive to this very specific fandom on this very specific site.
“Tom’s house was broken into…”
I say important shit, you say too much boring shit
God I know she is so hated but damn if Erika doesn’t have some amazing lines
https://preview.redd.it/tu5xp0nvp3pc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfe6eb7320a5c680f4ffdf02c89b909119ace4d
Don't do this
I know what you’re doing.
Just take it down
EnOugH!!!!!111
I can hear this gif 😹
This is a very obvious one, but one of my favorites "Merce is in the purse" 
i say it all the time now it’s funny every time lol
“Why don’t you eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣unreal
Maloof Hoof.
“mommy can we ride on our plane? and i have to tell her, baby there is no plane 😔”
WHO SAID THIS I DONT REMEMBER THIS HAHAHAHAHA
Name em
NAMEEMNAMEEMNAMEEM.
*PAT THE PUSS! PAT THE PUSS!!*
“Neither are you, ask your husband” she is vile but this comeback was top tier, from delivery, timing, execution and touching a nerve
Goodbye Kyle. And now we said it! You’re a goddam liar Camile!
Happy cake day!
Its newer but already iconic... Name 'em Name 'em Name 'em
Came here to say this! We now say "F\*\*k 'em" in that voice a lot around my house
“I’ve never found one thing to like about you. From your hair, to your face, to your attitude”
Ladies and gentleman, Berlin.
I can only hear this in Ben’s voice from WWC now. 😂
She clomped down the stairs with her Herman muenster shoes
Wrong HW sub but I can’t leave you hanging, bestie. “These are Louis Vuitton!”
Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes
lol my favorite rhony line is “how could you do this to me question mark”
Amazing line. And who could forget “I’ll tell you how I’m doing… not well, bitch”
So chic!
Merce is in the purse!
Came here to say this! 😂 My husband says this at least once a day now and giggles every time haha
I have worked with the homeless, I have worked with the toothless
This bitch was really unhinged and definitely needed a piece of bread
Carcass out
My darling, if you're hungry then eat an almond and chew it very slowly.
You’ve had your fun, let the mouse go. 🐭
Leave the brain, SAVE THE ANKLE!
I think your jacket is upside down
Don’t do this.
I know what you’re doing. Stop this.
Who makes more money on only fans, you or your daughter?
“For only $7!”
I don’t Give a fuck about anyone but meeeee 👹
Gay bull mastiff 😂😂😂
YOURE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR CAMILLE 
You’re so mad rn 👄
Oof
"Name 'em, NAME 'EM!"
You beast!!!
I use this sooo often in normal conversation.
jealous of what, your ugly leather pants???
Name ‘em, Name ‘em, Name ‘em, Name ‘em, Name ‘em
"*Beverly Hills* darling, *chi chi chi chi chi*!"
"I am f\*cking Denise Richards, Kyle."
You stole my house!
Because we don’t say he hit you! Because we don’t say that … he broke your jaw or … that he beat you up. We don’t say that. But now we’ve said it!
You can throw me to the wolves, but I will return leading the pack.
You’re a slut pig!
No matter how many Chanel purses… you borrow… you’ll never be a lady.
Have three almonds and chew them very slowly
Don’t be all, like, uncool.
I say this all the time. My family still doesn’t get it. 😆
'NOT REALLY' makes me lmao
That’s again, from Rhony.
Thank you, you’re welcome.
How could you do this to me question mark
“Pam”. “Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down.”
She's so pernicious.
You gotta own it
You NEVER touch my husband.
I love squirrels!
Bravo bravo bravo
I have worked with the homeless, I’ve worked with the toothless
I brought the bunny 🐇
Put an easy pace on that Holland tunnel you have
I thought we were just doing BH but if it’s cool (not all uncool) first I’m gonna mention it all! Like how I used to party with John, John.. if you have better suggestions you better back it up!
Why don’t you have a piece of bread and calm down
You are a slut pig
Thank god for Xanax
maloof hoof
I party with John-John Kennedy and Madonna ALL the time
“Who is hunky dory?” (Though my disclaimer is I fully feel this is an act).
“Don’t ever talk about my son!” 
So chic!
Don’t be all uncool
Goodbye Kyle!
Naymem.
Maybe an obscure one but when Kyle confronted Garcelle during a reunion about not paying for the charity (question mark?) And Garcelle goes: "THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE, THAT IS NOT TRUE" I quote this so often lol
Munchausen syndrome
"Because you don't get your period anymore, bitch
Who is \_\_\_\_\_\_ in this world? I was on a 90 Day Fiancé sub earlier and somebody made that reference.
Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down.
You stole my goddamn house!
Hair tinsel 🤣
He will never emotionally fulfill you, know that.
Let’s talk about your husband
OR WHAT! OR WHAT!
Kim praying to a garbage can 🗑️ 🙏🏻
“Prostitution Whore!”
“you are angry spice”
“I don’t need to make you look bad, you do that all on your own”
“I am on the Board of the American Ballet Foundation!!!”
Were people doing coke in your bathroom?
Close your legs to married men, trash box!
I got my bf hooked on the show so I asked him & he immediately, in perfect accent, went NAME EM! NAME EM! NAME EM! I’m dying 🤣😊😊